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"My poor pocket rocket Sprockett!  What can I do for you to bring you to my Camelot, and charm you with my iridescence? 
What does one get after five days of wanking? A weak end.
#RubbishJokes"
If it's your Camelot, do i get to be Guinevere? |
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"It's been a bit of a week.
I'm tired and uninspired.
I'd be very grateful if fabbers could tell me a joke or two.
Can you raise a smile.  "
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator
 makes me giggle everytime.
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"It's been a bit of a week.
I'm tired and uninspired.
I'd be very grateful if fabbers could tell me a joke or two.
Can you raise a smile. "
I brought my car for a service yesterday, it’s still stuck in the church doors  |
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"My poor pocket rocket Sprockett! What can I do for you to bring you to my Camelot, and charm you with my iridescence?
What does one get after five days of wanking? A weak end.
#RubbishJokes
If it's your Camelot, do i get to be Guinevere? "
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You shall without hesitation be my Guinevere, as long as you can wield my sword sExcalibur. † |
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"My poor pocket rocket Sprockett! What can I do for you to bring you to my Camelot, and charm you with my iridescence?
What does one get after five days of wanking? A weak end.
#RubbishJokes
If it's your Camelot, do i get to be Guinevere?
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You shall without hesitation be my Guinevere, as long as you can wield my sword sExcalibur. †"
I'm a weapons expert.  |
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"My poor pocket rocket Sprockett! What can I do for you to bring you to my Camelot, and charm you with my iridescence?
What does one get after five days of wanking? A weak end.
#RubbishJokes
If it's your Camelot, do i get to be Guinevere? "
But you'll probably run off with Lancelot  |
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"My poor pocket rocket Sprockett! What can I do for you to bring you to my Camelot, and charm you with my iridescence?
What does one get after five days of wanking? A weak end.
#RubbishJokes
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If it's your Camelot, do i get to be Guinevere?
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But you'll probably run off with Lancelot "
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....he who rarely Cums-a-lot. |
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"I have a joke about trickle down economics…..
…..but 99% of you will never get it. 
Miles
Congratulations. Audible groan here from that one"
Right….second try for a chuckle then.
What do you call somebody with no body and no nose?
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Nobody knows.
Ta-dum-tsh.
Miles |
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"I have a joke about trickle down economics…..
…..but 99% of you will never get it.
Miles
Congratulations. Audible groan here from that one
Right….second try for a chuckle then.
What do you call somebody with no body and no nose?
.
.
.
Nobody knows.
Ta-dum-tsh.
Miles"
Shakes head. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have a joke about trickle down economics…..
…..but 99% of you will never get it.
Miles
Congratulations. Audible groan here from that one
Right….second try for a chuckle then.
What do you call somebody with no body and no nose?
.
.
.
Nobody knows.
Ta-dum-tsh.
Miles
Shakes head. "
Ah, but was there a smile along with the shake?
Some of these in the thread have made me laugh. I hope you’re feeling better. |
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"I have a joke about trickle down economics…..
…..but 99% of you will never get it.
Miles
Congratulations. Audible groan here from that one
Right….second try for a chuckle then.
What do you call somebody with no body and no nose?
.
.
.
Nobody knows.
Ta-dum-tsh.
Miles
Shakes head.
Ah, but was there a smile along with the shake?
Some of these in the thread have made me laugh. I hope you’re feeling better."
I'll prevail. |
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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago
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"It's been a bit of a week.
I'm tired and uninspired.
I'd be very grateful if fabbers could tell me a joke or two.
Can you raise a smile. "
Hope you been better & brighter as the day goes x
I was in a taxi the other day & the driver asked ‘do you mind if I put some music on?
I said ‘not at all’
He said ‘Kiss’?
I said ‘let’s put the music on first and see how we feel’. Lol |
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"It's been a bit of a week.
I'm tired and uninspired.
I'd be very grateful if fabbers could tell me a joke or two.
Can you raise a smile.
Hope you been better & brighter as the day goes x
I was in a taxi the other day & the driver asked ‘do you mind if I put some music on?
I said ‘not at all’
He said ‘Kiss’?
I said ‘let’s put the music on first and see how we feel’. Lol"
Oh dear. |
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