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Carter the unstoppable sex machine
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When you're younger, you can eat what you like, drink what you like, and still climb in to your 36-inch-waist trousers and zip them closed. Then you reach that age- 24, 25- your muscles give up, they wave a little white flag, and without any warning at all, you're suddenly a fat bastard.
Possibly the best ever start to any album, ever (except for maybe Family CAt- Albert Hoffmans Bike from the 'Tell Em we're surfin' album from the same era)  |
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"  what an album! Got reminiscing about Carter last night. It was 21 years ago when they headlined Glastonbury. I feel old  "
And Glastonbury is now shite in comparison. About 8x the cost for a ticket for the shizzle they parade out to headline now- sod that! |
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"I knew of a sailor called Carter,
Who are was an unstoppable farter,
If the wind wouldn't blow,
And a ship wouldn't go,
Carter the farter would start her."
she was only a fishmongers daughter but she lay on the slab and said fillet |
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