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"Very gallant, PD. I'm just sick of the "UTB, yay!" updates on my feed! 
Only joking everyone going - I'm just jealous. I'll make it one day! Have a good'un!
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I should have asked someone to pick me up on the way  |
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"Was so hoping this was an offer 
No way I'd open myself up for being taken up the bum, put the strap on away 
I meant... you...
Up my...
Oh ffs  "
Sorry Posh, I'm full of disappointment at the moment |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Thank you! My train is just landing
Aaaaargh!
J
Give Fox a long passionate kiss for me please 
Will do. "
Pinch Obi's butt for me please.
And give the Monkey a slap on the arse. |
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Brum is only up the road from Oxford! I’d love to go to the next one, especially if it’s around Christmas for the party atmosphere (and because I’m Jesus).
Have fun you big bunch of filthy perverts x |
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over a year ago
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"Very gallant, PD. I'm just sick of the "UTB, yay!" updates on my feed!
Only joking everyone going - I'm just jealous. I'll make it one day! Have a good'un!
I should have asked someone to pick me up on the way "
Get a sodding train! |
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"Very gallant, PD. I'm just sick of the "UTB, yay!" updates on my feed!
Only joking everyone going - I'm just jealous. I'll make it one day! Have a good'un!
I should have asked someone to pick me up on the way
Get a sodding train!"
It's a bit late for that |
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over a year ago
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"Very gallant, PD. I'm just sick of the "UTB, yay!" updates on my feed!
Only joking everyone going - I'm just jealous. I'll make it one day! Have a good'un!
I should have asked someone to pick me up on the way
Get a sodding train!
It's a bit late for that "
Is now.
I'm half hour away.
But I'm not going to the social. 
It's good reading time. |
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"Very gallant, PD. I'm just sick of the "UTB, yay!" updates on my feed!
Only joking everyone going - I'm just jealous. I'll make it one day! Have a good'un!
I should have asked someone to pick me up on the way
Get a sodding train!
It's a bit late for that
Is now.
I'm half hour away.
But I'm not going to the social.
It's good reading time."
I couldn't afford it at the moment anyway with hotel and drinks as well, life is a struggle |
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"I consider it until i saw who was going
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No you never you fibber
I actually did!!
But you don't like people
They have drink and food don't they??"
Drinks from a bar, never be to a social with food |
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"I consider it until i saw who was going
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No you never you fibber
I actually did!!
But you don't like people
They have drink and food don't they??
Drinks from a bar, never be to a social with food "
Well I'm bringing snacks. |
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"I consider it until i saw who was going
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No you never you fibber
I actually did!!
But you don't like people
They have drink and food don't they??
Drinks from a bar, never be to a social with food
Well I'm bringing snacks."
Pork scratchings between your boobs? |
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over a year ago
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"I'm too much of a scaredy cat to do it.
Plus I also get put off by who was going, though equally there were some of liked to have met.
Just don't talk to the people you don't like "
But what if they speak to me first?  |
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"I'm too much of a scaredy cat to do it.
Plus I also get put off by who was going, though equally there were some of liked to have met.
Just don't talk to the people you don't like
But what if they speak to me first? "
You need to perfect the RBF. They don't come within 10ft then. |
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"I feel like I need to step out my comfort zone at some stage and go to one of these socials
It's ok once the Dutch courage is flowing "
I may need to do a local one so I can creep out the back door if it doesn’t go well |
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"I'm too much of a scaredy cat to do it.
Plus I also get put off by who was going, though equally there were some of liked to have met.
Just don't talk to the people you don't like
But what if they speak to me first? "
If they start approaching then just give them the death stare and quickly talk to someone |
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"I feel like I need to step out my comfort zone at some stage and go to one of these socials
It's ok once the Dutch courage is flowing
I may need to do a local one so I can creep out the back door if it doesn’t go well "
I've been alone and with company, it's easier if go with a lady because then people approach more I found.
Alone you have to bite the bullet and approach others but everyone is there to socialise |
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"I'm too much of a scaredy cat to do it.
Plus I also get put off by who was going, though equally there were some of liked to have met.
Just don't talk to the people you don't like
But what if they speak to me first?
You need to perfect the RBF. They don't come within 10ft then. "
The RBF?
Teach me oh wise one. |
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"I'm too much of a scaredy cat to do it.
Plus I also get put off by who was going, though equally there were some of liked to have met.
Just don't talk to the people you don't like
But what if they speak to me first?
You need to perfect the RBF. They don't come within 10ft then.
The RBF?
Teach me oh wise one."
Resting bitch face |
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"I ‘may’ go the Manchester one again, we’ll see.
My Manchester hat is well and truly hung up now
I cannot justify spending £500 on trains and hotels for 36 hours in manc  "
My train is only £11 return |
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"I feel like I need to step out my comfort zone at some stage and go to one of these socials
It's ok once the Dutch courage is flowing
I may need to do a local one so I can creep out the back door if it doesn’t go well
I've been alone and with company, it's easier if go with a lady because then people approach more I found.
Alone you have to bite the bullet and approach others but everyone is there to socialise "
I think I need to shake nerves off first |
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"I feel like I need to step out my comfort zone at some stage and go to one of these socials
It's ok once the Dutch courage is flowing
I may need to do a local one so I can creep out the back door if it doesn’t go well
I've been alone and with company, it's easier if go with a lady because then people approach more I found.
Alone you have to bite the bullet and approach others but everyone is there to socialise
I think I need to shake nerves off first "
It's honestly not that bad, just look for other nervous people and head for them |
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"I ‘may’ go the Manchester one again, we’ll see.
My Manchester hat is well and truly hung up now
I cannot justify spending £500 on trains and hotels for 36 hours in manc "
And what's wrong with Manc?! |
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"I ‘may’ go the Manchester one again, we’ll see.
My Manchester hat is well and truly hung up now
I cannot justify spending £500 on trains and hotels for 36 hours in manc
And what's wrong with Manc?! "
They put it waaaay up north and all that! |
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"I feel like I need to step out my comfort zone at some stage and go to one of these socials
It's ok once the Dutch courage is flowing
I may need to do a local one so I can creep out the back door if it doesn’t go well
I've been alone and with company, it's easier if go with a lady because then people approach more I found.
Alone you have to bite the bullet and approach others but everyone is there to socialise
I think I need to shake nerves off first "
Dude, I was exactly the same going to MLS. I’m a pretty confident person but don’t do well in large groups.
It couldn’t have gone better because everyone was so nice. They were all there for the same reason, having connected in the same forum as me. Turns out I needn’t have worried and there’s always someone to chat to.
I didn’t even need to take one of my timeouts. I had lots of laughs, a good gas and McDonald’s at the end.
Take the plunge, maybe hook up with a mate first for emotional security, enjoy! |
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"I feel like I need to step out my comfort zone at some stage and go to one of these socials
It's ok once the Dutch courage is flowing
I may need to do a local one so I can creep out the back door if it doesn’t go well
I've been alone and with company, it's easier if go with a lady because then people approach more I found.
Alone you have to bite the bullet and approach others but everyone is there to socialise
I think I need to shake nerves off first
It's honestly not that bad, just look for other nervous people and head for them "
That’s a good idea I will be the one waiting at the back of the room |
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"I ‘may’ go the Manchester one again, we’ll see.
My Manchester hat is well and truly hung up now
I cannot justify spending £500 on trains and hotels for 36 hours in manc
And what's wrong with Manc?!
They put it waaaay up north and all that! "
It's exactly on the right bit of the map, not our fault your bit of the map is over the page |
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over a year ago
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"I ‘may’ go the Manchester one again, we’ll see.
Yes Rex, go show them your holes
I’ve to a few at Manc, I’ve brushed my knob on many unsuspecting arms "
I'm jealous. |
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"I ‘may’ go the Manchester one again, we’ll see.
Yes Rex, go show them your holes
I’ve to a few at Manc, I’ve brushed my knob on many unsuspecting arms
I'm jealous."
I’ll do you at the next one, then I’ll brush my knob on your arm  |
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over a year ago
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"I ‘may’ go the Manchester one again, we’ll see.
Yes Rex, go show them your holes
I’ve to a few at Manc, I’ve brushed my knob on many unsuspecting arms
I'm jealous.
I’ll do you at the next one, then I’ll brush my knob on your arm "
Ooft. |
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"HAVE FUN UP THE BrUM should have been the thread title.
I feel like I've let myself, you and the whole forum down now
*Shakespeare fist*"
I'll probably not sleep tonight now, I'm not happy with myself |
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"I ‘may’ go the Manchester one again, we’ll see.
My Manchester hat is well and truly hung up now
I cannot justify spending £500 on trains and hotels for 36 hours in manc
And what's wrong with Manc?! "
5 hours on a poxy train is what |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"I ‘may’ go the Manchester one again, we’ll see.
My Manchester hat is well and truly hung up now
I cannot justify spending £500 on trains and hotels for 36 hours in manc
And what's wrong with Manc?!
5 hours on a poxy train is what "
I'll pick you up on the way |
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"I ‘may’ go the Manchester one again, we’ll see.
My Manchester hat is well and truly hung up now
I cannot justify spending £500 on trains and hotels for 36 hours in manc
And what's wrong with Manc?!
5 hours on a poxy train is what "
Have you tried a healthy, pox free train?  |
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"I ‘may’ go the Manchester one again, we’ll see.
My Manchester hat is well and truly hung up now
I cannot justify spending £500 on trains and hotels for 36 hours in manc
And what's wrong with Manc?!
5 hours on a poxy train is what
I'll pick you up on the way "
Not with your driving...  |
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"I ‘may’ go the Manchester one again, we’ll see.
My Manchester hat is well and truly hung up now
I cannot justify spending £500 on trains and hotels for 36 hours in manc
And what's wrong with Manc?!
5 hours on a poxy train is what
Have you tried a healthy, pox free train? "
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I ‘may’ go the Manchester one again, we’ll see.
My Manchester hat is well and truly hung up now
I cannot justify spending £500 on trains and hotels for 36 hours in manc
And what's wrong with Manc?!
5 hours on a poxy train is what
I'll pick you up on the way
Not with your driving... "
Fair...  |
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"I ‘may’ go the Manchester one again, we’ll see.
My Manchester hat is well and truly hung up now
I cannot justify spending £500 on trains and hotels for 36 hours in manc
And what's wrong with Manc?!
5 hours on a poxy train is what
I'll pick you up on the way
Not with your driving... "
Have you seen what she does to clutches?! Poor car….
Of course that’s nothing compared to what she does to crotches  |
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"I ‘may’ go the Manchester one again, we’ll see.
My Manchester hat is well and truly hung up now
I cannot justify spending £500 on trains and hotels for 36 hours in manc "
Similar for us, the hotel cost alone now for one night is just too much atm
Tinder x |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Thank you! My train is just landing
Aaaaargh!
J
Give Fox a long passionate kiss for me please
Will do.
Pinch Obi's butt for me please.
And give the Monkey a slap on the arse."
I'm going to write an official letter of complaint.
This explains why I suddenly had a phone thrust in my hand and was to to 'video this' and yet it seems there was a definite lack of any butt pinching going on. 
Sexism at it's finest.
I'm writing to MP.
A
*I'm not. He's a twat. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I ‘may’ go the Manchester one again, we’ll see.
My Manchester hat is well and truly hung up now
I cannot justify spending £500 on trains and hotels for 36 hours in manc
And what's wrong with Manc?!
5 hours on a poxy train is what
I'll pick you up on the way
Not with your driving...
Have you seen what she does to clutches?! Poor car….
Of course that’s nothing compared to what she does to crotches "
You enjoyed that though |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Thank you! My train is just landing
Aaaaargh!
J
Give Fox a long passionate kiss for me please
Will do.
Pinch Obi's butt for me please.
And give the Monkey a slap on the arse.
I'm going to write an official letter of complaint.
This explains why I suddenly had a phone thrust in my hand and was to to 'video this' and yet it seems there was a definite lack of any butt pinching going on.
Sexism at it's finest.
I'm writing to MP.
A
*I'm not. He's a twat. "
I asked for the butt pinch. You can't blame me |
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"I ‘may’ go the Manchester one again, we’ll see.
My Manchester hat is well and truly hung up now
I cannot justify spending £500 on trains and hotels for 36 hours in manc
And what's wrong with Manc?!
5 hours on a poxy train is what
I'll pick you up on the way
Not with your driving...
Have you seen what she does to clutches?! Poor car….
Of course that’s nothing compared to what she does to crotches
You enjoyed that though "
I would have enjoyed it more if you’d turned up, you tease!! |
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"Thank you! My train is just landing
Aaaaargh!
J
Give Fox a long passionate kiss for me please
Will do.
Pinch Obi's butt for me please.
And give the Monkey a slap on the arse.
I'm going to write an official letter of complaint.
This explains why I suddenly had a phone thrust in my hand and was to to 'video this' and yet it seems there was a definite lack of any butt pinching going on.
Sexism at it's finest.
I'm writing to MP.
A
*I'm not. He's a twat. "
I can only apologise. I didn't see the butt pinching request in time. Although... Why I am the messenger? Do your own snogs and butt pinching!
J |
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"Thank you! My train is just landing
Aaaaargh!
J
Give Fox a long passionate kiss for me please
Will do.
Pinch Obi's butt for me please.
And give the Monkey a slap on the arse.
I'm going to write an official letter of complaint.
This explains why I suddenly had a phone thrust in my hand and was to to 'video this' and yet it seems there was a definite lack of any butt pinching going on.
Sexism at it's finest.
I'm writing to MP.
A
*I'm not. He's a twat.
I can only apologise. I didn't see the butt pinching request in time. Although... Why I am the messenger? Do your own snogs and butt pinching!
J"
I heard about this kiss last thing, its should be repeated at UTB9 for prosperity purposes of course |
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"Thank you! My train is just landing
Aaaaargh!
J
Give Fox a long passionate kiss for me please
Will do.
Pinch Obi's butt for me please.
And give the Monkey a slap on the arse.
I'm going to write an official letter of complaint.
This explains why I suddenly had a phone thrust in my hand and was to to 'video this' and yet it seems there was a definite lack of any butt pinching going on.
Sexism at it's finest.
I'm writing to MP.
A
*I'm not. He's a twat.
I can only apologise. I didn't see the butt pinching request in time. Although... Why I am the messenger? Do your own snogs and butt pinching!
J
I heard about this kiss last thing, its should be repeated at UTB9 for prosperity purposes of course "
I'm full of great ideas |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"I ‘may’ go the Manchester one again, we’ll see.
My Manchester hat is well and truly hung up now
I cannot justify spending £500 on trains and hotels for 36 hours in manc
And what's wrong with Manc?!
5 hours on a poxy train is what
I'll pick you up on the way
Not with your driving...
Have you seen what she does to clutches?! Poor car….
Of course that’s nothing compared to what she does to crotches
You enjoyed that though
I would have enjoyed it more if you’d turned up, you tease!! "
Well... yes. I'm a total flake  |
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"Oh I heard about the kiss too. And I wasn't even there
It's all fab famous and stuff now
J"
That was some entrance Julie.
Op. Yes. It was great and actually a 100percent worth the trip and the wait for attending it.
And it get to another level after I left. |
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"Oh I heard about the kiss too. And I wasn't even there
It's all fab famous and stuff now
J
That was some entrance Julie.
Op. Yes. It was great and actually a 100percent worth the trip and the wait for attending it.
And it get to another level after I left. "
I'll try to attend the next one if finances are better |
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"Oh I heard about the kiss too. And I wasn't even there
It's all fab famous and stuff now
J
That was some entrance Julie.
Op. Yes. It was great and actually a 100percent worth the trip and the wait for attending it.
And it get to another level after I left.
I'll try to attend the next one if finances are better "
Manchester. MLS. You’d be welcome.
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"Oh I heard about the kiss too. And I wasn't even there
It's all fab famous and stuff now
J
That was some entrance Julie.
Op. Yes. It was great and actually a 100percent worth the trip and the wait for attending it.
And it get to another level after I left.
I'll try to attend the next one if finances are better
Manchester. MLS. You’d be welcome.
*can I say that in here?? "
When is that one? If I can get a plus 1 I might be able to afford it and go Dutch |
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"Oh I heard about the kiss too. And I wasn't even there
It's all fab famous and stuff now
J
That was some entrance Julie.
Op. Yes. It was great and actually a 100percent worth the trip and the wait for attending it.
And it get to another level after I left.
I'll try to attend the next one if finances are better
Manchester. MLS. You’d be welcome.
*can I say that in here??
When is that one? If I can get a plus 1 I might be able to afford it and go Dutch "
September 9th. Use my green arrow for details
J |
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"Oh I heard about the kiss too. And I wasn't even there
It's all fab famous and stuff now
J
That was some entrance Julie.
Op. Yes. It was great and actually a 100percent worth the trip and the wait for attending it.
And it get to another level after I left.
I'll try to attend the next one if finances are better
Manchester. MLS. You’d be welcome.
*can I say that in here??
When is that one? If I can get a plus 1 I might be able to afford it and go Dutch
September 9th. Use my green arrow for details
J"
I'll use your arrow |
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"Oh I heard about the kiss too. And I wasn't even there
It's all fab famous and stuff now
J
That was some entrance Julie.
Op. Yes. It was great and actually a 100percent worth the trip and the wait for attending it.
And it get to another level after I left.
I'll try to attend the next one if finances are better
Manchester. MLS. You’d be welcome.
*can I say that in here??
When is that one? If I can get a plus 1 I might be able to afford it and go Dutch "
Lots of single men spaces. |
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"Oh I heard about the kiss too. And I wasn't even there
It's all fab famous and stuff now
J
That was some entrance Julie.
Op. Yes. It was great and actually a 100percent worth the trip and the wait for attending it.
And it get to another level after I left.
I'll try to attend the next one if finances are better
Manchester. MLS. You’d be welcome.
*can I say that in here??
When is that one? If I can get a plus 1 I might be able to afford it and go Dutch
Lots of single men spaces. "
I just messaged the social profile to add me |
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