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over a year ago
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That’s an exit only activity.
You’re excused I think. I’m no expert but I think you only get the ghey if it’s an enter / exit / enter / exit / enter / exit etc activity  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That’s an exit only activity.
You’re excused I think. I’m no expert but I think you only get the ghey if it’s an enter / exit / enter / exit / enter / exit etc activity "
Phew.
I thought I might have caught it off the last cock I sucked but it seems I am safe! |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
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"That’s an exit only activity.
You’re excused I think. I’m no expert but I think you only get the ghey if it’s an enter / exit / enter / exit / enter / exit etc activity
Phew.
I thought I might have caught it off the last cock I sucked but it seems I am safe! "
I think you've dodged a bullet there. Next time you're sucking a cock, I suggest crossing your legs, just in case. That stops those ghey germs getting up your bum. It is known.  |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
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"It was the ghey leaving your body of course. Just one last "high five" on its way out.
Is that why I felt such a sense of relief? "
I'm sure certainly not as much relief as the Relief of Ladysmith, but yes. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That’s an exit only activity.
You’re excused I think. I’m no expert but I think you only get the ghey if it’s an enter / exit / enter / exit / enter / exit etc activity
Phew.
I thought I might have caught it off the last cock I sucked but it seems I am safe!
I think you've dodged a bullet there. Next time you're sucking a cock, I suggest crossing your legs, just in case. That stops those ghey germs getting up your bum. It is known. "
Thanks Auntie D |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"Poo and it felt nice.
Does that mean I am ghey?
Depends. Do you still want to stick your peen into ladies?
 some ladies"
*desperately wishes she were some ladies*
Then you're only a bit ghey. |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Poo and it felt nice.
Does that mean I am ghey?
Depends. Do you still want to stick your peen into ladies?
some ladies"
Ohhhh, you've caught the bhai, not the ghey! It's fine, it's just a mild rash and this nagging feeling that you should be eating minge. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Poo and it felt nice.
Does that mean I am ghey?
Depends. Do you still want to stick your peen into ladies?
some ladies
*desperately wishes she were some ladies*
Then you're only a bit ghey. "
Fuck.
Do i now have to change my profile name to SpunkVampireSlut4Cock? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Poo and it felt nice.
Does that mean I am ghey?
Depends. Do you still want to stick your peen into ladies?
some ladies
Ohhhh, you've caught the bhai, not the ghey! It's fine, it's just a mild rash and this nagging feeling that you should be eating minge. "
That sounds serious.
Is there a cure? |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Poo and it felt nice.
Does that mean I am ghey?
Depends. Do you still want to stick your peen into ladies?
some ladies
*desperately wishes she were some ladies*
Then you're only a bit ghey.
Fuck.
Do i now have to change my profile name to SpunkVampireSlut4Cock? "
Yes. Yes you do  |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"Poo and it felt nice.
Does that mean I am ghey?
Depends. Do you still want to stick your peen into ladies?
some ladies
Ohhhh, you've caught the bhai, not the ghey! It's fine, it's just a mild rash and this nagging feeling that you should be eating minge.
That sounds serious.
Is there a cure? "
Suck more cock. It is known. |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
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"I had one and it didn’t feel nice, does that mean I need to change my diet?  "
Yes, yes! You need more sausage in your diet. Eat more cock! (I'm going with this as a general cure-all). In South Africa we have this sausage called boerewors. Thick and full of flavour. I'll have to introduce you to it sometime.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I had one and it didn’t feel nice, does that mean I need to change my diet?
Yes, yes! You need more sausage in your diet. Eat more cock! (I'm going with this as a general cure-all). In South Africa we have this sausage called boerewors. Thick and full of flavour. I'll have to introduce you to it sometime.
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Are you actively trying to spread the ghey? |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
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"And Calamine lotion.
Sucking calamine lotion sounds icky 
Use a straw. It goes straight down.
I think I'm good being calamine free... "
Hmmm, it is something of an acquired taste.  |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"I had one and it didn’t feel nice, does that mean I need to change my diet?
Yes, yes! You need more sausage in your diet. Eat more cock! (I'm going with this as a general cure-all). In South Africa we have this sausage called boerewors. Thick and full of flavour. I'll have to introduce you to it sometime.
Are you actively trying to spread the ghey? "
Not at all. I keep my legs crossed at all times. |
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"I had one and it didn’t feel nice, does that mean I need to change my diet?
Yes, yes! You need more sausage in your diet. Eat more cock! (I'm going with this as a general cure-all). In South Africa we have this sausage called boerewors. Thick and full of flavour. I'll have to introduce you to it sometime.
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Filth! Absolute filth!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I had one and it didn’t feel nice, does that mean I need to change my diet?
Yes, yes! You need more sausage in your diet. Eat more cock! (I'm going with this as a general cure-all). In South Africa we have this sausage called boerewors. Thick and full of flavour. I'll have to introduce you to it sometime.
Filth! Absolute filth! "
Quick!
Cross your legs!! |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"I had one and it didn’t feel nice, does that mean I need to change my diet?
Yes, yes! You need more sausage in your diet. Eat more cock! (I'm going with this as a general cure-all). In South Africa we have this sausage called boerewors. Thick and full of flavour. I'll have to introduce you to it sometime.
Filth! Absolute filth! "
Well! I've never been so insulted!
Carry on! |
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"I had one and it didn’t feel nice, does that mean I need to change my diet?
Yes, yes! You need more sausage in your diet. Eat more cock! (I'm going with this as a general cure-all). In South Africa we have this sausage called boerewors. Thick and full of flavour. I'll have to introduce you to it sometime.
Filth! Absolute filth!
Quick!
Cross your legs!! "
I was prepped for such things! I bought the chastity belt from Robin Hood and his men in tights |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I had one and it didn’t feel nice, does that mean I need to change my diet?
Yes, yes! You need more sausage in your diet. Eat more cock! (I'm going with this as a general cure-all). In South Africa we have this sausage called boerewors. Thick and full of flavour. I'll have to introduce you to it sometime.
Filth! Absolute filth!
Quick!
Cross your legs!!
I was prepped for such things! I bought the chastity belt from Robin Hood and his men in tights "
Protection always |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"I had one and it didn’t feel nice, does that mean I need to change my diet?
Yes, yes! You need more sausage in your diet. Eat more cock! (I'm going with this as a general cure-all). In South Africa we have this sausage called boerewors. Thick and full of flavour. I'll have to introduce you to it sometime.
Filth! Absolute filth!
Quick!
Cross your legs!! "
Done! That was close! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"OMG.
Now I have been looking at soft furnishings on Amazon.
I am sure that's a symptom!
If it’s cushions with frilly edges, you’re fucked. That’s, like, proper G.H.E.Y."
Sequins? |
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"OMG.
Now I have been looking at soft furnishings on Amazon.
I am sure that's a symptom!
If it’s cushions with frilly edges, you’re fucked. That’s, like, proper G.H.E.Y.
Sequins? "
Confirmed diagnosis. You like winkies. |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"OMG.
Now I have been looking at soft furnishings on Amazon.
I am sure that's a symptom!
If it’s cushions with frilly edges, you’re fucked. That’s, like, proper G.H.E.Y.
Sequins? "
That's it! I am not coming near you without a hazmat suit.
So, all normal then. |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
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"OMG.
Now I have been looking at soft furnishings on Amazon.
I am sure that's a symptom!
If it’s cushions with frilly edges, you’re fucked. That’s, like, proper G.H.E.Y.
Sequins?
Confirmed diagnosis. You like winkies."
Gasp! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"OMG.
Now I have been looking at soft furnishings on Amazon.
I am sure that's a symptom!
If it’s cushions with frilly edges, you’re fucked. That’s, like, proper G.H.E.Y.
Sequins?
Confirmed diagnosis. You like winkies."
I'd better watch some rugby.
Get my strate back on! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OMG.
Now I have been looking at soft furnishings on Amazon.
I am sure that's a symptom!
If it’s cushions with frilly edges, you’re fucked. That’s, like, proper G.H.E.Y.
Sequins?
Confirmed diagnosis. You like winkies.
I'd better watch some rugby.
Get my strate back on! "
24/7 rugby then? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"OMG.
Now I have been looking at soft furnishings on Amazon.
I am sure that's a symptom!
If it’s cushions with frilly edges, you’re fucked. That’s, like, proper G.H.E.Y.
Sequins?
Confirmed diagnosis. You like winkies.
I'd better watch some rugby.
Get my strate back on!
24/7 rugby then?"
25/7... Just to be safe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OMG.
Now I have been looking at soft furnishings on Amazon.
I am sure that's a symptom!
If it’s cushions with frilly edges, you’re fucked. That’s, like, proper G.H.E.Y.
Sequins?
Confirmed diagnosis. You like winkies.
I'd better watch some rugby.
Get my strate back on!
24/7 rugby then?
25/7... Just to be safe"
all those big burly men running around, chasing balls, heads between each others legs. This plan has suckcess all over it |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"OMG.
Now I have been looking at soft furnishings on Amazon.
I am sure that's a symptom!
If it’s cushions with frilly edges, you’re fucked. That’s, like, proper G.H.E.Y.
Sequins?
Confirmed diagnosis. You like winkies.
I'd better watch some rugby.
Get my strate back on!
24/7 rugby then?
25/7... Just to be safe
all those big burly men running around, chasing balls, heads between each others legs. This plan has suckcess all over it "
I feel like I'm not invited but I'm coming anyway |
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