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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ooh I’ve got loads!
My policy : have a large multi pack “float” .. with the aim to never break in to that.
Then have another pack that I replenish as it runs out. Hence my stock never falls below the multipack .. just in case of future shortages, right!?
Cleanliness is next to godliness when it comes to arse hygiene innit?   |
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"Ooh I’ve got loads!
My policy : have a large multi pack “float” .. with the aim to never break in to that.
Then have another pack that I replenish as it runs out. Hence my stock never falls below the multipack .. just in case of future shortages, right!?
Cleanliness is next to godliness when it comes to arse hygiene innit? "
Sounds like an excellent plan and frees up the space in your garage or spare bedroom too. |
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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago
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Why do people hoard toilet rolls at the first sign of anything out of the ordinary?
I’ve never done it: just buy the same as usual. In fact, I was cross during the pandemic because I couldn’t buy my usual pack size and had to take more than I needed. They’re just too bulky to store.
I have always kept a few tins by just in case, but never hoarded.
And I’m still alive. |
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"Why do people hoard toilet rolls at the first sign of anything out of the ordinary?
I’ve never done it: just buy the same as usual. In fact, I was cross during the pandemic because I couldn’t buy my usual pack size and had to take more than I needed. They’re just too bulky to store.
I have always kept a few tins by just in case, but never hoarded.
And I’m still alive. "
You do realise it was meant to evoke a smile and perhaps a few stories too of what happened |
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The joke of it is, no one could buy anywhere near enough food to do that much shitting.
I live on my own and couldn’t buy just the toilet rolls and surface wipes I needed to stay clean. You hoarding bastards!!!  |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"The joke of it is, no one could buy anywhere near enough food to do that much shitting.
I live on my own and couldn’t buy just the toilet rolls and surface wipes I needed to stay clean. You hoarding bastards!!! "
You've obviously not had a friend with IBS
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"Why do people hoard toilet rolls at the first sign of anything out of the ordinary?
I’ve never done it: just buy the same as usual. In fact, I was cross during the pandemic because I couldn’t buy my usual pack size and had to take more than I needed. They’re just too bulky to store.
I have always kept a few tins by just in case, but never hoarded.
And I’m still alive. "
You don't get uncontrollable and violent shits whenever anything out of the ordinary happens? |
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"Why do people hoard toilet rolls at the first sign of anything out of the ordinary?
I’ve never done it: just buy the same as usual. In fact, I was cross during the pandemic because I couldn’t buy my usual pack size and had to take more than I needed. They’re just too bulky to store.
I have always kept a few tins by just in case, but never hoarded.
And I’m still alive.
You don't get uncontrollable and violent shits whenever anything out of the ordinary happens? "
Some lucky people don't  |
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"Why do people hoard toilet rolls at the first sign of anything out of the ordinary?
I’ve never done it: just buy the same as usual. In fact, I was cross during the pandemic because I couldn’t buy my usual pack size and had to take more than I needed. They’re just too bulky to store.
I have always kept a few tins by just in case, but never hoarded.
And I’m still alive.
You don't get uncontrollable and violent shits whenever anything out of the ordinary happens?
Some lucky people don't "
Hey don't worry, we've all been there  |
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"++CODE BROWN + CODE BROWN++
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Bog roll levels have reached critical.
Immediate action required
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+++THIS IS NOT A DRILL+++"
The bog roll I buy, the two last rolls are wrapped in different colour paper to remind you to buy more  |
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