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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
A very dangerous and poisonous spider was found in Edinburgh which is Scotland's second city. The spider had
stowed away in luggage after a man came back from Africa.
Although it was taken away by RSPCA experts it is not known if it was a pregnant female and had laid eggs in the apartment.
Nobody was hurt luckily. What's going on here guys. It's all over the news |
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"A very dangerous and poisonous spider was found in Edinburgh which is Scotland's second city. The spider had
stowed away in luggage after a man came back from Africa.
Although it was taken away by RSPCA experts it is not known if it was a pregnant female and had laid eggs in the apartment.
Nobody was hurt luckily. What's going on here guys. It's all over the news"
This is just a web of lies Tom, make no mistake! |
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This type of spider is know to crawl up your butthole while you sleep and then lay it's eggs and crawl out again.
You don't realise it's happened until they start hatching and crawling out your anus. |
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"This type of spider is know to crawl up your butthole while you sleep and then lay it's eggs and crawl out again.
You don't realise it's happened until they start hatching and crawling out your anus."
Another urban myth. |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"This type of spider is know to crawl up your butthole while you sleep and then lay it's eggs and crawl out again.
You don't realise it's happened until they start hatching and crawling out your anus."
Only to those that practice anal sex. Those big gapping caves of an arse hole. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Point of order tom
Edinburgh IS NOT scotlands second city it's it's capital.
Glasgow is second with Aberdeen third
Please make sure you fact check your posts in future |
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"This type of spider is know to crawl up your butthole while you sleep and then lay it's eggs and crawl out again.
You don't realise it's happened until they start hatching and crawling out your anus.
Only to those that practice anal sex. Those big gapping caves of an arse hole."
Not if they're only practicing. The big gaping caves are when they've got really good at it!  |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
This calls for a permanent lockdown of airports.
No more unwanted immigration 
Just the thought of seeing one of those things in real life makes me sweat.
How can someone miss that in their luggage??
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"I'd burn the apartment down in case it laid eggs. wolf spiders with their babies on their backs are more frightening. "
Why did I read this! 
I've just got the little house spider that took up residence in my bathroom out of my head. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd burn the apartment down in case it laid eggs. wolf spiders with their babies on their backs are more frightening.
Why did I read this!
I've just got the little house spider that took up residence in my bathroom out of my head."
lol the first time I smacked one on my kitchen floor after moving here I think I was reincarnated. I freaked out they scattered everywhere. |
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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago
Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton, |
Until recently there was a raw cotton processing mill in our village.The number and type of stowaways in the bales of raw cotton was amazing.Similarly,I knew a guy who worked for Quantas in Oz,the stuff they found on returning aircraft was incredible,including a croc in the pressurised hold.A friend of mine is an aero engineer at Manchester,same sort of thing. |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"I'd burn the apartment down in case it laid eggs. wolf spiders with their babies on their backs are more frightening.
Why did I read this!
I've just got the little house spider that took up residence in my bathroom out of my head. lol the first time I smacked one on my kitchen floor after moving here I think I was reincarnated. I freaked out they scattered everywhere."
I'd have to emigrate. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd burn the apartment down in case it laid eggs. wolf spiders with their babies on their backs are more frightening.
Why did I read this!
I've just got the little house spider that took up residence in my bathroom out of my head. lol the first time I smacked one on my kitchen floor after moving here I think I was reincarnated. I freaked out they scattered everywhere.
I'd have to emigrate."
lol 1 huntsman or a 100 babie wolf spiders. I choose the huntsman. Squash that bitch. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd burn the apartment down in case it laid eggs.
There's one in your kitchen 
If I EVER meet you in person I'm going to hurt you 
Not really, but I'll give you a really mean glare  "
Choose your battles  |
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"This happens a lot. It's in the news every year.
It's not just in the news. It's all over the news ..."
This happens everywhere every year. It's all over the news! All over it .. not one bit of it untouched. |
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
"A very dangerous and poisonous spider was found in Edinburgh which is Scotland's second city. The spider had
stowed away in luggage after a man came back from Africa.
Although it was taken away by RSPCA experts it is not known if it was a pregnant female and had laid eggs in the apartment.
Nobody was hurt luckily. What's going on here guys. It's all over the news"
omg the spider would have died if he'd bit a scotsman all that whiskey |
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big ugly things!! 
