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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
I want THE SEX.
And now my plans include sulking because I can't have THE SEX. Or kisses.
Thanks K. I was just going to be painting but now I have to schedule in a big cry  |
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I'm enjoying your clickbait thread 
I'm also working and trying to word a letter to an agent. Politely explaining why I will not be saving his clients money, and costing us money. What I really want to do is tell him to sod off. |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"I want THE SEX.
And now my plans include sulking because I can't have THE SEX. Or kisses.
Thanks K. I was just going to be painting but now I have to schedule in a big cry "
On the (very limited) upside, I love your Union Jack shoes.  |
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"Ahhhhh, The Sex...
What's that all about, then?  "
It's about when the mummy flowers and the daddy bees get together and they love each other very much, and afterwards you find slimy rubber sausage skin things thrown in the hedgerow at that layby on the A1... |
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"Ahhhhh, The Sex...
What's that all about, then?
It's about when the mummy flowers and the daddy bees get together and they love each other very much, and afterwards you find slimy rubber sausage skin things thrown in the hedgerow at that layby on the A1..."
That's worthy of its own educational picture book
Do you think it would work as a pop up book? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ahhhhh, The Sex...
What's that all about, then?
It's about when the mummy flowers and the daddy bees get together and they love each other very much, and afterwards you find slimy rubber sausage skin things thrown in the hedgerow at that layby on the A1..."
For the daddy bees, are the slimy rubber sausage skins very tiny or is it more like a body suit, I am trying to understand their purpose.
My teachers at sixth form (back in the dark ages) always told us that we would get pregnant by sitting on radiators - can you explain more about mummy flowers, daddy bees, suasage skins and radiators as I feel I have missed some of the facts about THE SEX.
Thank you in anticipation  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I want THE SEX.
And now my plans include sulking because I can't have THE SEX. Or kisses.
Thanks K. I was just going to be painting but now I have to schedule in a big cry
On the (very limited) upside, I love your Union Jack shoes. "
Aww thanks D... I've had them 20 years now. Need to do some sequin repairs  |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"Ahhhhh, The Sex...
What's that all about, then?
It's about when the mummy flowers and the daddy bees get together and they love each other very much, and afterwards you find slimy rubber sausage skin things thrown in the hedgerow at that layby on the A1...
That's worthy of its own educational picture book
Do you think it would work as a pop up book? "
Depends on what pops up... |
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Ah yes, THE SEX. Excellent clickbaiting OP!
Today I shall mostly be attempting to keep my patience when those around me seem to be intent on trying it.
Back to back meetings but the good news is I get to retire in 20 years or so. Hurrah! |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"Ahhhhh, The Sex...
What's that all about, then?
It's about when the mummy flowers and the daddy bees get together and they love each other very much, and afterwards you find slimy rubber sausage skin things thrown in the hedgerow at that layby on the A1..."
Hang on, hang on... so it's actually a bit like having a fuck? Ahhhhhhh.... |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"I want THE SEX.
And now my plans include sulking because I can't have THE SEX. Or kisses.
Thanks K. I was just going to be painting but now I have to schedule in a big cry
On the (very limited) upside, I love your Union Jack shoes.
Aww thanks D... I've had them 20 years now. Need to do some sequin repairs "
They're in great condition! |
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"Ahhhhh, The Sex...
What's that all about, then?
It's about when the mummy flowers and the daddy bees get together and they love each other very much, and afterwards you find slimy rubber sausage skin things thrown in the hedgerow at that layby on the A1...
That's worthy of its own educational picture book
Do you think it would work as a pop up book? "
Perfectly. Also scratch and sniff. |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"I’ve just had a swingers sausage sandwich!
I went to the proper butchers and bought 3 different sausages so I could have a little bit of each of the ones I fancied!  "
Ahhh, a Club Sandwich then? |
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"I’ve just had a swingers sausage sandwich!
I went to the proper butchers and bought 3 different sausages so I could have a little bit of each of the ones I fancied!
Ahhh, a Club Sandwich then? "
Ooh I’d never thought of it like that!   but yes! I had a breakfast sausage, a Cumberland and Devon chunkie! Ha ha |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Damn it OP. Damn it.
I'm really happy, about to start blitzing the house while indulging in the new season of The Witcher! Got to wash my hair, really can't work out if curls or blowdrying it is best. And also not spend the day excitedly talking to people. :D
Hope you're good! |
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
Travelling |
"I’ve just had a swingers sausage sandwich!
I went to the proper butchers and bought 3 different sausages so I could have a little bit of each of the ones I fancied!
Ahhh, a Club Sandwich then?
Ooh I’d never thought of it like that! but yes! I had a breakfast sausage, a Cumberland and Devon chunkie! Ha ha "
I'm not convinced this was a real sandwich, nor real sausage. And you are in fact trying to act innocent when it was more than just food! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m trying not to focus on the SEX. But there’s at least 6 people on here that I want the SEX with…..
FGS
But other than that - I’m all good. Happy & perky. "
6!! Well that's just greedy.
I'm struggling to find half of one. |
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"I’m trying not to focus on the SEX. But there’s at least 6 people on here that I want the SEX with…..
FGS
But other than that - I’m all good. Happy & perky.
6!! Well that's just greedy.
I'm struggling to find half of one."
They’re lovely people who I just really really like. And fancy. And like. |
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"I’ve just had a swingers sausage sandwich!
I went to the proper butchers and bought 3 different sausages so I could have a little bit of each of the ones I fancied!
Ahhh, a Club Sandwich then?
Ooh I’d never thought of it like that! but yes! I had a breakfast sausage, a Cumberland and Devon chunkie! Ha ha "
Devon chunkies are the best… |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Now I just want to know what’s in a Devon chunky.
Come here and you can be
(Dammit I'm smoooooth)
As sandpaper!
To be fair, that was a good one, won't lie! "
I surprised myself actually! |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"Damn it OP. Damn it.
I'm really happy, about to start blitzing the house while indulging in the new season of The Witcher! Got to wash my hair, really can't work out if curls or blowdrying it is best. And also not spend the day excitedly talking to people. :D
Hope you're good!"
Sighhhh The Witcher...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m trying not to focus on the SEX. But there’s at least 6 people on here that I want the SEX with…..
FGS
But other than that - I’m all good. Happy & perky.
6!! Well that's just greedy.
I'm struggling to find half of one.
They’re lovely people who I just really really like. And fancy. And like. "
Call them out- you never know!! |
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"I’ve just had a swingers sausage sandwich!
I went to the proper butchers and bought 3 different sausages so I could have a little bit of each of the ones I fancied!
Ahhh, a Club Sandwich then?
Ooh I’d never thought of it like that! but yes! I had a breakfast sausage, a Cumberland and Devon chunkie! Ha ha
Devon chunkies are the best… "
Mmmmmm they are!  |
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