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My mate DOESN’T fancy you ..
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hey. That other thread it’s all about the quality not the quantity .. 
Here? Why it’s all about the quantity and not the quality!
Say you’re in, and if nobody fancies you, then they won’t get anyone to tell you. Or something?
Will that even work!? 
Who knows.
Anyway… I’m in!!! Who else?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dan! My Mate didn't message so I can only assume they don't fancy you.
J"
Well I really don’t fancy them either, and haven’t told anyone, so, hey, does that mean we have a match?!? Or not? I’m confused.. but, yay, the thread works!! I think .. |
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"Dan! My Mate didn't message so I can only assume they don't fancy you.
J
Well I really don’t fancy them either, and haven’t told anyone, so, hey, does that mean we have a match?!? Or not? I’m confused.. but, yay, the thread works!! I think .. "
Yes. Now you need to not message each other to arrange a Nocial. Followed by lots of leaving each other alone for eternity 
J |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm in, if I've understood correctly no news is good news  "
Well exactly, contrary to the other thread, on this one when you frantically search to see if your name has somehow been mentioned, the disappointment arises if you actually ARE mentioned!
That way it’s more inclusive for everyone - as nobody is mentioned!
Or at least I think that’s how it works. My brain hurts tbf |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Awww thanks mystery un-fancier for not sending a message. Please don't reveal yourself 
J"
That’s the beauty of the thread, Jules.
At time of writing there’s over 39,000 people online on Fab. And all of those people aren’t writing in to say they don’t fancy us!
Massive numbers not messaging!
Whereas on t’other thread the “popular” folk can only muster a couple of dozen messages at best! A drop in the ocean in comparison |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm in, if I've understood correctly no news is good news
Well exactly, contrary to the other thread, on this one when you frantically search to see if your name has somehow been mentioned, the disappointment arises if you actually ARE mentioned!
That way it’s more inclusive for everyone - as nobody is mentioned!
Or at least I think that’s how it works. My brain hurts tbf "
This feels like a win win! No messages, winning, get messages, massive surprise and a win! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"*****Incoming*****
Hold on tight Dan, I have a message for you… my super sexy mate says, “your membership is due to run out in 5 days… Text Swing to 89100”..
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 . Yay!! I’ve been mentioned on one of these threads!! Finally!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"BanDerks, my mate messaged to say that they would take you to the moon and back on the tip of their penis so I guess that means you're out and this is my thread now.
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Snog!! No, Marry! |
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
I don't have any mates but if I did, they'd be an odd bunch of folk and probably wouldn't fancy any of you lot.
Me, on the other hand, well, there's maybe one or two that have caught my eye. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ve got loads of mates and they all fancy me more than they fancy a cup of tea and a slice of cake.
For that reason I’m out. 
I fancy you  "
Gah! Wrong thread! This isn’t the one to tell people you DO fancy them, this is the thread to NOT tell them that you DON’T fancy them.
It really couldn’t be simpler  |
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Well I don't like any of you. In fact I dislike some of you so much I want to get you in my corner so I can share my cake and beer with you, and take you to bed where we can continue showing each other just how much we don't fancy each other  |
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I think we've had sex with the the three people on Fab we've identified who fancy us. If you fancy either or both of us you might want to let us know because we're probably unaware. The expected silence will confirm our analysis.
That's a long-winded way of saying we're in. |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Pulling up a chair and might as well start reading a book as this one definitely for me x
Nudge over. I'll put the kettle on
Tea please with little milk but no sugar, thank you x"
Would you like crumpet too?  |
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"Pulling up a chair and might as well start reading a book as this one definitely for me x
Nudge over. I'll put the kettle on
Tea please with little milk but no sugar, thank you x
Would you like crumpet too? "
Yes please but lots of real butter though |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Pulling up a chair and might as well start reading a book as this one definitely for me x
Nudge over. I'll put the kettle on
Tea please with little milk but no sugar, thank you x
Would you like crumpet too?
Yes please but lots of real butter though "
I knew I'd like you. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Pulling up a chair and might as well start reading a book as this one definitely for me x
Nudge over. I'll put the kettle on
Tea please with little milk but no sugar, thank you x
Would you like crumpet too?
Yes please but lots of real butter though
I knew I'd like you. "
*cough* ahem. This is the thread for people you DON’T like. And you don’t tell them.
Did nobody get the memo?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pulling up a chair and might as well start reading a book as this one definitely for me x
Nudge over. I'll put the kettle on
Tea please with little milk but no sugar, thank you x
Would you like crumpet too?
Yes please but lots of real butter though
I knew I'd like you.
*cough* ahem. This is the thread for people you DON’T like. And you don’t tell them.
Did nobody get the memo?! "
Didn't fancy the memo, so... |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Pulling up a chair and might as well start reading a book as this one definitely for me x
Nudge over. I'll put the kettle on
Tea please with little milk but no sugar, thank you x
Would you like crumpet too?
Yes please but lots of real butter though
I knew I'd like you.
*cough* ahem. This is the thread for people you DON’T like. And you don’t tell them.
Did nobody get the memo?! "
Damb. Sorry.
You can't blame me though, she is a lovely lady |
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"Cake has run out, beer has run dry, nobody is joining me in saddo corner and we haven't had a rugby scrum yet.
I'm going to bed.
Nudge over. Can we have some bad sex before we go to sleep? "
Only if it's really bad and we remind each other that it's just a sympathy fuck because we feel sorry for each other. |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Cake has run out, beer has run dry, nobody is joining me in saddo corner and we haven't had a rugby scrum yet.
I'm going to bed.
Nudge over. Can we have some bad sex before we go to sleep?
Only if it's really bad and we remind each other that it's just a sympathy fuck because we feel sorry for each other."
And if you don't cum then you don't fake an orgasm to make me feel better. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't fake one if I liked you. Certainly not going to bother if I don't.
Awwww. Now I feel sooooo un-loved.  "
But that’s the whole point of the thread - so in which case .. you’re succeeding! |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I wouldn't fake one if I liked you. Certainly not going to bother if I don't.
Awwww. Now I feel sooooo un-loved.
But that’s the whole point of the thread - so in which case .. you’re succeeding! "
Yippee.
(I think)  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Middle of the night.. Perfect time to join in!
Wait.. Are we supposed to send messages??? If i said "poshie do NOT send me boobies' will i get boobies or not  |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Middle of the night.. Perfect time to join in!
Wait.. Are we supposed to send messages??? If i said "poshie do NOT send me boobies' will i get boobies or not "
Nope - no boobies.
Not even ones in blue bras |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Middle of the night.. Perfect time to join in!
Wait.. Are we supposed to send messages??? If i said "poshie do NOT send me boobies' will i get boobies or not "
Maybe some obscure images |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Middle of the night.. Perfect time to join in!
Wait.. Are we supposed to send messages??? If i said "poshie do NOT send me boobies' will i get boobies or not "
In.
Or out.
Am I meant to send boobs or not?
Also... how do I ALWAYS spot these posts? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Middle of the night.. Perfect time to join in!
Wait.. Are we supposed to send messages??? If i said "poshie do NOT send me boobies' will i get boobies or not
In.
Or out.
Am I meant to send boobs or not?
Also... how do I ALWAYS spot these posts? "
It's selective. Self gratification. You get to choose. |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Damn. Damn. damn
What you moaning about now?
Nuffink, but I'm taking your profile pic to bed with me.
Excellent. Stick it in the end of the bed to scare off intruders."
Depends if the intruder has nice tits and in blue underwear |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I'd they have nice tits and blue undies, you'd damm well better take some pics and send to me. Need new boobies to admire."
I would, but that could be against the rules of the thread.
I don't want to end up on the naughty step. |
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