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That first taste......

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

When it touches your tongue.

So thick and creamy.

The taste just purely orgasmic!!!

Who else has tried the lotus biscoff mcflurry!!! If not, why the hell not!! It's lushness in a cardboard tub.

I do feel a little sick now though, and disappointed in myself, so it's actually very like sex.

What is your orgasmic food??? Because let's face it, sometimes (most of the time) food is just way more satisfying.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've not

Then again I don't like biscof or mcdonald's

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

.Lilith.’s vaginal gloop. Probably.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

".Lilith.’s vaginal gloop. Probably.

^ at least 27 forum blocks incoming for this

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Liverpool

The secret ingredient is jizz!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've not

Then again I don't like biscof or mcdonald's "

You're missing out!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've not

Then again I don't like biscof or mcdonald's

You're missing out!"

I'm not

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

".Lilith.’s vaginal gloop. Probably.

Of all the words in the English dictionary you came up with....gloop

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The secret ingredient is jizz!

Is that crunchy bits?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are they putting Biscoff in that now? What next? A Salted Caramel one?

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By *odgerMooreMan over a year ago

Nowhere

".Lilith.’s vaginal gloop. Probably.

^ at least 27 forum blocks incoming for this

Yes we all know the correct medical term is ‘ fanny batter!’ I’ll take your 27 and raise you 100!!!

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Liverpool

"The secret ingredient is jizz!

Is that crunchy bits?"

It is. Crusty

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Are they putting Biscoff in that now? What next? A Salted Caramel one?

Don't mock my happiness Joe.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Heard lots of rumours about those McFlurry machines. I’d rather take my chance going bareback with a lady of the night.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Heard lots of rumours about those McFlurry machines. I’d rather take my chance going bareback with a lady of the night. "

Or the hot tubs in a swingers club?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are they putting Biscoff in that now? What next? A Salted Caramel one?

Don't mock my happiness Joe. "

I'm mocking the lack of originality in flavours, Lilith. If mocking your hapiness is a byproduct of that the so be it, the truth will out!

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By *hortarseWoman over a year ago

Norfolk

I don't like mcflurry.

Mine chilli the tingling sensation on the tongue is hot feeling

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The secret ingredient is jizz!

Is that crunchy bits?

It is. Crusty "

My fav

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By *odgerMooreMan over a year ago

Nowhere

I had a tub of biscoff spread - i just ate the lot… in a week - its sin in a jar!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Heard lots of rumours about those McFlurry machines. I’d rather take my chance going bareback with a lady of the night. "

Some things are worth the risk Woody.

Sticking a forumites penis in my mouth? Oh no.

Eating copious amounts of lotus biscoff mcflurry from a dubious machine?. Hell yeah.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Are they putting Biscoff in that now? What next? A Salted Caramel one?

Don't mock my happiness Joe.

I'm mocking the lack of originality in flavours, Lilith. If mocking your hapiness is a byproduct of that the so be it, the truth will out! "

I like simple things.

Hey

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Heard lots of rumours about those McFlurry machines. I’d rather take my chance going bareback with a lady of the night.

Some things are worth the risk Woody.

Sticking a forumites penis in my mouth? Oh no.

Eating copious amounts of lotus biscoff mcflurry from a dubious machine?. Hell yeah. "

And one of them you can get in a large size!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I had a tub of biscoff spread - i just ate the lot… in a week - its sin in a jar!!!

Actually, I've never even had the spread....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

".Lilith.’s vaginal gloop. Probably.

^ at least 27 forum blocks incoming for this

Don’t worry mate, I’ve said worse…….much much worse

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By *odgerMooreMan over a year ago

Nowhere

"I had a tub of biscoff spread - i just ate the lot… in a week - its sin in a jar!!!

Actually, I've never even had the spread....

Msg me for details if you’re interested

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Liverpool

"I had a tub of biscoff spread - i just ate the lot… in a week - its sin in a jar!!!

Actually, I've never even had the spread....

Msg me for details if you’re interested

The secret ingredient to that is also jizz!

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By *aizyWoman over a year ago

west midlands

I don't like mcflurrys, but give me a jar of nutella and a spoon and I am very happy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are they putting Biscoff in that now? What next? A Salted Caramel one?

Don't mock my happiness Joe.

I'm mocking the lack of originality in flavours, Lilith. If mocking your hapiness is a byproduct of that the so be it, the truth will out!

I like simple things.

Hey

...Wait a minute

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS over a year ago

London

"When it touches your tongue.

So thick and creamy.

The taste just purely orgasmic!!!

Who else has tried the lotus biscoff mcflurry!!! If not, why the hell not!! It's lushness in a cardboard tub.

I do feel a little sick now though, and disappointed in myself, so it's actually very like sex.

What is your orgasmic food??? Because let's face it, sometimes (most of the time) food is just way more satisfying."

that's Amore!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't like mcflurrys, but give me a jar of nutella and a spoon and I am very happy."

You had me a spoon….

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By *odgerMooreMan over a year ago

Nowhere

"I had a tub of biscoff spread - i just ate the lot… in a week - its sin in a jar!!!

Actually, I've never even had the spread....

Msg me for details if you’re interested

The secret ingredient to that is also jizz! "

My pot - my jizz - nick it at your peril

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I don't like mcflurrys, but give me a jar of nutella and a spoon and I am very happy."

I go through that phase.

Ooh also brandy cream at Christmas

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I had a tub of biscoff spread - i just ate the lot… in a week - its sin in a jar!!!

Actually, I've never even had the spread....

Msg me for details if you’re interested

The secret ingredient to that is also jizz!

My pot - my jizz - nick it at your peril

I think I'll get my spread from Asda...

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By *odgerMooreMan over a year ago

Nowhere

"I had a tub of biscoff spread - i just ate the lot… in a week - its sin in a jar!!!

Actually, I've never even had the spread....

Msg me for details if you’re interested

The secret ingredient to that is also jizz!

My pot - my jizz - nick it at your peril

I think I'll get my spread from Asda..."

Won’t matter Ive jizzed in them all… :should be called the McFlurry Jizzcoff

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When it touches your tongue.

So thick and creamy.

The taste just purely orgasmic!!!

Who else has tried the lotus biscoff mcflurry!!! If not, why the hell not!! It's lushness in a cardboard tub.

I do feel a little sick now though, and disappointed in myself, so it's actually very like sex.

What is your orgasmic food??? Because let's face it, sometimes (most of the time) food is just way more satisfying."

The biscoff spread is so tempting too.

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