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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Have you tried sacrificing a goat?
If you're a veggie, then some kale is an acceptable substitute.
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Does kale bleed?
Well it tastes bleeding awful......
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well according to t’internet you will need the following:
A summoning area
A cup of salt. Sodium chloride (NaCl) to be precise
Six scented candles. Preferably lavender
Chalk. Lots of it (at least one box)
A box of matches
An offering (depends on the demons, usually a couple boxes of organic dark chocolate will work out fine)
I’ll let you Google for the rest ..  
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Depends which one you want
How many are there? "
Just a few of the top of head.
Lucifer: Pride
Beelzebub: Envy
Satan: Wrath
Abaddon: Sloth
Mammon: Greed
Belphegor: Gluttony
Asmodeus: Lust |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Depends which one you want
How many are there?
Just a few of the top of head.
Lucifer: Pride
Beelzebub: Envy
Satan: Wrath
Abaddon: Sloth
Mammon: Greed
Belphegor: Gluttony
Asmodeus: Lust"
The last one  |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Depends which one you want
How many are there?
Just a few of the top of head.
Lucifer: Pride
Beelzebub: Envy
Satan: Wrath
Abaddon: Sloth
Mammon: Greed
Belphegor: Gluttony
Asmodeus: Lust"
Boris Johnson: Hubris |
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"Depends which one you want
How many are there?
Just a few of the top of head.
Lucifer: Pride
Beelzebub: Envy
Satan: Wrath
Abaddon: Sloth
Mammon: Greed
Belphegor: Gluttony
Asmodeus: Lust
The last one "
Why the hell did I sing Rock me Asmodeus in my head when I read that #earworm |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
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Try saying "Trump, Trump, Trump". I don't guarantee your soul, though. Send if you're a woman, watch your pussy in case he makes a grab. He's a lesser demon of incompetence and stupidity. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have you tried the 'pspspsps' method?
No! What’s that? (Am I going to regret asking?)"
You’ve got to crawl around the floor while rubbing your index finger and thumb together whispering pspspsps. Preferably in an attic or basement if you’ve got one. |
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"Have you tried the 'pspspsps' method?
No! What’s that? (Am I going to regret asking?)
You’ve got to crawl around the floor while rubbing your index finger and thumb together whispering pspspsps. Preferably in an attic or basement if you’ve got one."
Her pussy pussy pussy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Have you tried the 'pspspsps' method?
No! What’s that? (Am I going to regret asking?)
You’ve got to crawl around the floor while rubbing your index finger and thumb together whispering pspspsps. Preferably in an attic or basement if you’ve got one."
That’s spooky!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Have you tried the 'pspspsps' method?
No! What’s that? (Am I going to regret asking?)
You’ve got to crawl around the floor while rubbing your index finger and thumb together whispering pspspsps. Preferably in an attic or basement if you’ve got one.
That’s spooky! "
And may attract cats! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have you tried the 'pspspsps' method?
No! What’s that? (Am I going to regret asking?)
You’ve got to crawl around the floor while rubbing your index finger and thumb together whispering pspspsps. Preferably in an attic or basement if you’ve got one.
That’s spooky!
And may attract cats! "
Well yeah, I figured if it works for them it’s got to work at attracting demons |
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"Have you tried the 'pspspsps' method?
No! What’s that? (Am I going to regret asking?)
You’ve got to crawl around the floor while rubbing your index finger and thumb together whispering pspspsps. Preferably in an attic or basement if you’ve got one.
That’s spooky!
And may attract cats!
Well yeah, I figured if it works for them it’s got to work at attracting demons "
Sounds puuuuurfect |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You'll have to wait until next Monday.
Create a pentagram in the garden, ideally from menses. Fuck in the middle of it and don't cry out "Oh God" at climax, use "Oh Asmodeus".
Job done. "
Can you guide me through this? |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"You'll have to wait until next Monday.
Create a pentagram in the garden, ideally from menses. Fuck in the middle of it and don't cry out "Oh God" at climax, use "Oh Asmodeus".
Job done.
Can you guide me through this? "
Ha! Yes. If I can choose the summoning music. I've always fancied raising a little hell. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You'll have to wait until next Monday.
Create a pentagram in the garden, ideally from menses. Fuck in the middle of it and don't cry out "Oh God" at climax, use "Oh Asmodeus".
Job done.
Can you guide me through this?
Ha! Yes. If I can choose the summoning music. I've always fancied raising a little hell."
I’d love to hear your playlist x |
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"Try saying "Trump, Trump, Trump". I don't guarantee your soul, though. Send if you're a woman, watch your pussy in case he makes a grab. He's a lesser demon of incompetence and stupidity. "
Someone summoning Nellie the elephant?? |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Try saying "Trump, Trump, Trump". I don't guarantee your soul, though. Send if you're a woman, watch your pussy in case he makes a grab. He's a lesser demon of incompetence and stupidity.
Someone summoning Nellie the elephant?? "
I didn't consider that. Delicate business, demon summoning! |
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"Try saying "Trump, Trump, Trump". I don't guarantee your soul, though. Send if you're a woman, watch your pussy in case he makes a grab. He's a lesser demon of incompetence and stupidity.
Someone summoning Nellie the elephant??
I didn't consider that. Delicate business, demon summoning! "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Depends which one you want
How many are there?
Just a few of the top of head.
Lucifer: Pride
Beelzebub: Envy
Satan: Wrath
Abaddon: Sloth
Mammon: Greed
Belphegor: Gluttony
Asmodeus: Lust
The last one "
Often the only way to safely summon a powerful demon is by its True Name. |
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Wank furiously staring into a mirror while chanting the good name of the Satan. Then when you cum you need to smear in over the mirror in that star formation they make. The demon then should just walk out the mirror.
Or so I’ve been told.
The mr |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Wank furiously staring into a mirror while chanting the good name of the Satan. Then when you cum you need to smear in over the mirror in that star formation they make. The demon then should just walk out the mirror.
Or so I’ve been told.
The mr "
One way to wake up the Mrs. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Wank furiously staring into a mirror while chanting the good name of the Satan. Then when you cum you need to smear in over the mirror in that star formation they make. The demon then should just walk out the mirror.
Or so I’ve been told.
The mr "
Just lost a mouthful of coffee to that, cheers mate  
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but you will definitely need a summoning stone and 3 Pit Lords (currently on sale at Argos! 
) just to get you started 