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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Penis, or boobs or bums or any of those things. I want someone to deliver me a nice strawberry tart.
I had one from patesserie valaire on Friday and I *need* another one.
If someone could just hand deliver this that would be delightful.
What do you want that isn't a person? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Sleep, and to wake refreshed tomorrow instead of nauseous and fatigued like I have been today.
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I hear you.
I hope you drift off soon and sleep right through.
Harry Styles and Chris Hemsworth both have sleep stories on You Tube if it helps x |
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"I could murder a Lipton Ice Tea! "
I had the most delicious peach sweet tea in a pub in Hull last week. It was so nice I ordered a second pitcher of it. Now I need to figure out how to make my own … (and add bourbon) |
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"I could murder a Lipton Ice Tea!
I had the most delicious peach sweet tea in a pub in Hull last week. It was so nice I ordered a second pitcher of it. Now I need to figure out how to make my own … (and add bourbon)"
So not only are you not bringing me one, you thought describing have a really nice one, in Pitcher form and adding booze would help….. cheers hun  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Smoothie please.
T. "
There's a little vegan cafe opposite my work that does a gorgeous Betty Ford Smoothie, if you find yourself in Edinburgh I will buy you one  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I want/need Someone to go up the gym for me and do my workout.
I’m currently sat in a dark room where it is finally cool and I cba to move
Marc"
A night off won't be the end of the world. Enjoy the rest |
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"Lemon meringue pie, I just started thinking about 20 mins ago how nice one would be and now its all I can think about."
I was thinking just this!  . My dear ma used to make the most sublime lemon meringue pie, all homemade, and I’ve not had one since she passed away a few years ago. I used to love it when I visited for a meal or something and she had made one. Xx  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Smoothie please.
T.
There's a little vegan cafe opposite my work that does a gorgeous Betty Ford Smoothie, if you find yourself in Edinburgh I will buy you one "
I miss Edinburgh. I'd love that! And then some nice pub till late hours please
T |
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"So not only are you not bringing me one, you thought describing have a really nice one, in Pitcher form and adding booze would help….. cheers hun
Look, it’s a long way from Glasgow to Sexville."
Excuses excuses |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I miss Edinburgh. I'd love that! And then some nice pub till late hours please
T
Bring Miles! The four of us can go out all night and get smoothies in the morning."
We want to do that eventually. A little road trip to certain areas of Scotland Edinburgh is firmly on the cards for sentimental me. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Lemon meringue pie, I just started thinking about 20 mins ago how nice one would be and now its all I can think about."
Late night trip to the shop? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I miss Edinburgh. I'd love that! And then some nice pub till late hours please
T
Bring Miles! The four of us can go out all night and get smoothies in the morning.
We want to do that eventually. A little road trip to certain areas of Scotland Edinburgh is firmly on the cards for sentimental me. "
Obviously I'm biassed but Edinburgh is great  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Lemon meringue pie, I just started thinking about 20 mins ago how nice one would be and now its all I can think about.
I was thinking just this! . My dear ma used to make the most sublime lemon meringue pie, all homemade, and I’ve not had one since she passed away a few years ago. I used to love it when I visited for a meal or something and she had made one. Xx "
I love those kinds of memories  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I can deliver myself and F all tarted up me carrying my massage oils and a bottle of wine to treat you to a wonderful relaxing night in  "
Well, I mean it's not strawberries and custard but I'm sure I would enjoy it just as much  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can deliver myself and F all tarted up me carrying my massage oils and a bottle of wine to treat you to a wonderful relaxing night in
Well, I mean it's not strawberries and custard but I'm sure I would enjoy it just as much "
The only remit would be we'd need a place to say because hotels are EXPENSIVE in Edinburgh  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I can deliver myself and F all tarted up me carrying my massage oils and a bottle of wine to treat you to a wonderful relaxing night in
Well, I mean it's not strawberries and custard but I'm sure I would enjoy it just as much
The only remit would be we'd need a place to say because hotels are EXPENSIVE in Edinburgh "
Yes they really are and about to get even more so! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can deliver myself and F all tarted up me carrying my massage oils and a bottle of wine to treat you to a wonderful relaxing night in
Well, I mean it's not strawberries and custard but I'm sure I would enjoy it just as much
The only remit would be we'd need a place to say because hotels are EXPENSIVE in Edinburgh
Yes they really are and about to get even more so! "
That is not what I wanted to hear!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bacon yes bacon rolls for the win right now and theres none in the house and shops close in 15 mins not sure how I'll make it through the night tbh "
I might have a packet of percy pigs somewhere if that helps |
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"Penis, or boobs or bums or any of those things. I want someone to deliver me a nice strawberry tart.
I had one from patesserie valaire on Friday and I *need* another one.
If someone could just hand deliver this that would be delightful.
What do you want that isn't a person? "
One of those strawberry tarts now! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Penis, or boobs or bums or any of those things. I want someone to deliver me a nice strawberry tart.
I had one from patesserie valaire on Friday and I *need* another one.
If someone could just hand deliver this that would be delightful.
What do you want that isn't a person?
One of those strawberry tarts now! "
They are delicious. Might need to get some on my way home from work tomorrow |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
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"Lemon meringue pie, I just started thinking about 20 mins ago how nice one would be and now its all I can think about.
I was thinking just this! . My dear ma used to make the most sublime lemon meringue pie, all homemade, and I’ve not had one since she passed away a few years ago. I used to love it when I visited for a meal or something and she had made one. Xx
I love those kinds of memories "
They are the best kind |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The only remit would be we'd need a place to say because hotels are EXPENSIVE in Edinburgh
The trick is to stay in Glasgow and just *visit* Edinburgh.
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Waiting patiently for this..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I know and I do quite like it
I hate to admit, but it’s going to rain on Wednesday. 
Normal service has resumed.
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I just want the passion.
#NormalCervixHasResumed"
Me too Nero, me too.
I might be lucky and find some |
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"I know and I do quite like it
I hate to admit, but it’s going to rain on Wednesday.
Normal service has resumed.
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I just want the passion.
#NormalCervixHasResumed
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Me too Nero, me too.
I might be lucky and find some "
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You don't need luck. Passion lands all over you like confetti. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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That isn't a person? Hmmm...
Doppio espresso.
I really have a craving for caffeine but apparently it's too late for coffee.
I'd also love a platter of Scottish strawberries, little squares of dark chocolate and grapes.
That would be perfect. And white ribbon. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is there anyway to block all single men/gay men viewing your profile?
Not discriminating or anything it's just not what I'm into and puts me off this site completely "
Yes. You can do this in your privacy settings |
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"Is there anyway to block all single men/gay men viewing your profile?
Not discriminating or anything it's just not what I'm into and puts me off this site completely
Yes. You can do this in your privacy settings "
Thanks for the reply...I have looked but can't seem to find it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I just want the passion.
#NormalCervixHasResumed
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Me too Nero, me too.
I might be lucky and find some
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You don't need luck. Passion lands all over you like confetti."
I that thought |
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"Is there anyway to block all single men/gay men viewing your profile?
Not discriminating or anything it's just not what I'm into and puts me off this site completely "
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No.
Well, yes, there is: scour the entire site looking for "single men/gay men" and block each and every one of them. It will take months; that's the bad news.
The good news is that it will improve my chances on here with the opposite sex whilst you're busy chasing and blocking "single men/gay men". |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"That isn't a person? Hmmm...
Doppio espresso.
I really have a craving for caffeine but apparently it's too late for coffee.
I'd also love a platter of Scottish strawberries, little squares of dark chocolate and grapes.
That would be perfect. And white ribbon."
I have some Scottish Strawberries and oddly enough some white ribbon too. No dark chocolate or grapes though. Will blueberries and dairy milk work? |
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"Is there anyway to block all single men/gay men viewing your profile?
Not discriminating or anything it's just not what I'm into and puts me off this site completely
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No.
Well, yes, there is: scour the entire site looking for "single men/gay men" and block each and every one of them. It will take months; that's the bad news.
The good news is that it will improve my chances on here with the opposite sex whilst you're busy chasing and blocking "single men/gay men". "
Duno if your being sarcastic or not here tbh thanks for the actual advice tho |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"That isn't a person? Hmmm...
Doppio espresso.
I really have a craving for caffeine but apparently it's too late for coffee.
I'd also love a platter of Scottish strawberries, little squares of dark chocolate and grapes.
That would be perfect. And white ribbon.
I have some Scottish Strawberries and oddly enough some white ribbon too. No dark chocolate or grapes though. Will blueberries and dairy milk work? "
Hmm. Do you have raspberries rather than blueberries? If so yes, if not it's still a yes. You swayed that. Well and the white ribbon. |
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"Penis, or boobs or bums or any of those things. I want someone to deliver me a nice strawberry tart.
I had one from patesserie valaire on Friday and I *need* another one.
A nice long massage...followed by a big bubble bath...or the other way round. In a massive big round Bath!! Haha.. Please and thanks
If someone could just hand deliver this that would be delightful.
What do you want that isn't a person? "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I want a new job.
I also suddenly want to make strawberry tarts so thanks for putting that in my head OP! "
Im thinking of setting up a strawberry tart business. Come and work for me! |
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