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What’s the best way to get 5 sexy women in my bed!!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You'd probably need to ring the assisted living accommodation for the elderly, put 5 of those women in your bed and just hope none of them roll out. You've have to arrange them so they were like the family in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory though.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dammit Woody!!!!
I was born on a Thursday.
Why won’t you leave me a single breadcrumb  "
I like how everyone is always honest about this… it’s like you all use it as an excuse!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Make it nice and comfy, get in it, close your eyes and start dreaming "
I only have two hands. *cries
Narrator - “You could try your feet too, but you’re not flexible enough!”
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you have an Alaska King?
No but if some of us are on top of each other, it should be okay 
Oof.
Too hot for that game.
Call me when it's winter and you're taking Saturday born scum  "
Did you just call me Scum!?!?  |
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"Do you have an Alaska King?
No but if some of us are on top of each other, it should be okay
Oof.
Too hot for that game.
Call me when it's winter and you're taking Saturday born scum
Did you just call me Scum!?!? "
I was referring to myself. But if you like being called that, well, seek therapy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you have an Alaska King?
No but if some of us are on top of each other, it should be okay
Oof.
Too hot for that game.
Call me when it's winter and you're taking Saturday born scum
Did you just call me Scum!?!?
I was referring to myself. But if you like being called that, well, seek therapy "
Not another session!?!? 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Log in to fab on your phone, then place it on your bed.
There you go, every woman on fab is on your bed."
This is the type of imaginative thinking I can get on board with. 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My BED!!! Not my inbox.
*must be born on a Tuesday…. I’m picky and have preferences.
Tell them you want to learn about makeup  "
A slumber party sleep over makeover get together thingy!!!
I’ll put a meet request up.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’d you do the willycopter with googly eyes on it at the same time, they’ll be putty in your hands. You’ll have to have a one in one out policy "
So there could be more?
Would you recommend have them entering by age, alphabetical by name, group by hair colour?
Or something else? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dammit Woody!!!!
I was born on a Thursday.
Why won’t you leave me a single breadcrumb "
The more I think about this… you are right. I should offer food!! |
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"I’d you do the willycopter with googly eyes on it at the same time, they’ll be putty in your hands. You’ll have to have a one in one out policy
So there could be more?
Would you recommend have them entering by age, alphabetical by name, group by hair colour?
Or something else? "
Easy just have one of the Clark’s shoe ticket machines, once you’ve finished with one of them call out the next number |
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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago
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"Define sexy please.
“ hey siri, define sexy
Siri - means six, having six!
Wtf?!?!
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I think you need to start a new thread with advice on how to get SIX sexy women into your bed now. The advice could be massively different based on new figures. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’d you do the willycopter with googly eyes on it at the same time, they’ll be putty in your hands. You’ll have to have a one in one out policy
So there could be more?
Would you recommend have them entering by age, alphabetical by name, group by hair colour?
Or something else?
Easy just have one of the Clark’s shoe ticket machines, once you’ve finished with one of them call out the next number "
And women love everything about shoes!!!! I can see this is going to work. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Define sexy please.
“ hey siri, define sexy
Siri - means six, having six!
Wtf?!?!
I think you need to start a new thread with advice on how to get SIX sexy women into your bed now. The advice could be massively different based on new figures. "
(I was not even kidding! I have screen shot with siris definition, Sexi - from Latin sex/six. *true story) |
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"I’d you do the willycopter with googly eyes on it at the same time, they’ll be putty in your hands. You’ll have to have a one in one out policy
So there could be more?
Would you recommend have them entering by age, alphabetical by name, group by hair colour?
Or something else?
Easy just have one of the Clark’s shoe ticket machines, once you’ve finished with one of them call out the next number
And women love everything about shoes!!!! I can see this is going to work. "
I may not look like the sharpest knife in the drawer but I do have the odd good idea |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Duct tape yourself to your mattress sandwich board stylee, run into a crowd of women and hug them.
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Or Velcro, and run at those wearing wooden jumpers |
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