FabSwingers.com
 

FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > Piece of meat

Piece of meat

Jump to: Newest in thread

 

By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Liverpool

I am not!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *a LunaWoman  over a year ago

South Wales

Yes you are. Now get your cock out and look pretty.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What's with the beef?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *a LunaWoman  over a year ago

South Wales


"Yes you are. Now get your cock out and look pretty."

Sorry. I mean’t to think this and not type it

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Sorry. I mean’t to think this and not type it "

It’s amazing what slips out when you’re distracted.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Drumstick?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *phialtesMan  over a year ago

Beyond the Wall

Tofu?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London

I'd give you something to stew in

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *elix SightedMan  over a year ago

Cloud 8


"What's with the beef?"

Or pork!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London


"Tofu?"

Eugh...

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *a LunaWoman  over a year ago

South Wales


"Sorry. I mean’t to think this and not type it

It’s amazing what slips out when you’re distracted."

And wet

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *edeWoman  over a year ago

the abyss

So you're not the main course? Dessert maybe?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ahem, yes you are.

F

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS  over a year ago

Bristol


"I am not! "

Well, you're many pieces of meat joined together.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *bi HaiveMan  over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

I'm definitely a piece of meat.

I'd rather be that than a vegetable.

Can you imagine being Kale?

A

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am not! "

Are you more of a tartar then?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"And wet "

*MonoclePoppingOut.gif

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London


"I am not! "

He's actually a sweet banoffee pie. Full of cream but not good for you.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London


"I am not!

He's actually a sweet banoffee pie. Full of cream but not good for you."

Are you cheese on toast?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *eliciousDiva69Woman  over a year ago

Schitts Creek


"I am not!

He's actually a sweet banoffee pie. Full of cream but not good for you."

Oooft!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"I am not! "

"It rubs the lotion on it's skin and puts the lotion in the basket"

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yes you are. Now get your cock out and look pretty."

Words to make many a man wither with fright (including me)

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London


"I am not!

He's actually a sweet banoffee pie. Full of cream but not good for you.

Oooft! "

Have I just helped him get laid?

This backfired.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London


"I am not!

He's actually a sweet banoffee pie. Full of cream but not good for you.

Are you cheese on toast? "

Yeah but with lea and Perrins all over it for that saucy edge ya know

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So you're not the main course? Dessert maybe?"

Little Vol u vents

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm definitely a piece of meat.

I'd rather be that than a vegetable.

Can you imagine being Kale?

A"

Or a sprout.

Not only would you be small, no-one would like you.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *a LunaWoman  over a year ago

South Wales


"Yes you are. Now get your cock out and look pretty.

Words to make many a man wither with fright (including me)"

So chanting “get it out! get it out!” won’t help things along then? Dammit.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Liverpool


"I am not!

He's actually a sweet banoffee pie. Full of cream but not good for you."

This, this is actually accurate

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"So chanting “get it out! get it out!” won’t help things along then? Dammit."

You need to talk to Mrs Shiv. Her cries of “why isn’t it working?” while pointing and/or flicking at it are legendary.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No but you have a piece meat which is good if one is looking for some meat.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli

I'm cake

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I heard that the cake is a lie.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"I heard that the cake is a lie."

Depends on the cake

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So chanting “get it out! get it out!” won’t help things along then? Dammit.

You need to talk to Mrs Shiv. Her cries of “why isn’t it working?” while pointing and/or flicking at it are legendary."

It turned you on a little didn’t it

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *asterR and slut mayaMan  over a year ago

Bradford


"So you're not the main course? Dessert maybe?"

At last some telling how to spell dessert I couldnt get it right in my head .

I'm shocked at you ladies we do have mind you know .

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Liverpool


"No but you have a piece meat which is good if one is looking for some meat. "

Okay, good point.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I am

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *nobyMan  over a year ago

Dorchester


"Yes you are. Now get your cock out and look pretty.

Sorry. I mean’t to think this and not type it "

Haha

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS  over a year ago

Carlisle

You are! Just not a cumberland sausage. Lol

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"It turned you on a little didn’t it "

New kink unlocked.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *oyahandrussCouple  over a year ago

Nr Rugby


"I am not! "

Well I love your hot dog looks like a good mouth full

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London

I'm Spam.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *eyond PurityCouple  over a year ago

Lincolnshire

K told me earlier that I was looking at him like he was a piece of cake.

...Are you cake?

C

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *weetkitten65Woman  over a year ago

Halifax

Nice Sausage

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nice Sausage "

I'det you treat me.like a piece of meat

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Nice Sausage "

Well thank you!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No but you have a piece meat which is good if one is looking for some meat.

Okay, good point. "

Your welcome even though you didn't say thanks

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

  

By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Liverpool


"No but you have a piece meat which is good if one is looking for some meat.

Okay, good point.

Your welcome even though you didn't say thanks "

Thank you

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

» Add a new message to this topic

0.0468

0