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What's the best way to get penis in your inbox?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I cry myself to sleep every night because my request for a picture of guys penis' are declined because apparently I shouldn't treat them like a piece of meat I can toss aside 
Here for the suggestions
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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago
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"It's tough for women on here. All we want is some shiny bellends and no one offers.
Sad times."
I read a comment earlier about snakes and rabbit today. Wasn't that you? thought you'd be overwhelmed with shiny bellends after that. |
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"My inbox is woefully bereft of googly eyed penis pictures.
But I do ask a lot.
I mean, if you want to see face pics and penis pics, all you need to do is ask X "
All I want is penii with googly eyes on.
Physically on. I don't want that photoshop and sticker shit.
#GooglySnob |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"... I shouldn't treat them like a piece of meat I can toss aside
Here for the suggestions
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It's not a burger you know !  "
I know. It's a cocktail sausage 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"... I shouldn't treat them like a piece of meat I can toss aside
Here for the suggestions
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It's not a burger you know !
I know. It's a cocktail sausage
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With cheese and pineapple? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cartwheel, repeatedly until some lands in your inbox
What do I get for a handstand?
Probably some balls; close enough but no cigar "
That will do, nothing like a pair of sweaty bollox glistening. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cartwheel, repeatedly until some lands in your inbox
What do I get for a handstand?
Probably some balls; close enough but no cigar
That will do, nothing like a pair of sweaty bollox glistening."
Not until they sway in rhythm with you  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cartwheel, repeatedly until some lands in your inbox
What do I get for a handstand?
Probably some balls; close enough but no cigar
That will do, nothing like a pair of sweaty bollox glistening.
Not until they sway in rhythm with you "
When marimba rhythm starts to play, dance with me, make me sway |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think the easiest way to get penis in your inbox is to make it clear on your profile that you DON'T want to see penis in your inbox.
#reverse_psychology"
^ penis smart. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cartwheel, repeatedly until some lands in your inbox
What do I get for a handstand?
Probably some balls; close enough but no cigar
That will do, nothing like a pair of sweaty bollox glistening.
Not until they sway in rhythm with you
When marimba rhythm starts to play, dance with me, make me sway"
You didn't say you were handstanding and dancing! That's gotta be worth at least a sweaty sausage too |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cartwheel, repeatedly until some lands in your inbox
What do I get for a handstand?
Probably some balls; close enough but no cigar
That will do, nothing like a pair of sweaty bollox glistening.
Not until they sway in rhythm with you
When marimba rhythm starts to play, dance with me, make me sway
You didn't say you were handstanding and dancing! That's gotta be worth at least a sweaty sausage too"
Just the bacon to go now and I'm golden. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cartwheel, repeatedly until some lands in your inbox
What do I get for a handstand?
Probably some balls; close enough but no cigar
That will do, nothing like a pair of sweaty bollox glistening.
Not until they sway in rhythm with you
When marimba rhythm starts to play, dance with me, make me sway
You didn't say you were handstanding and dancing! That's gotta be worth at least a sweaty sausage too
Just the bacon to go now and I'm golden."
It's all gone to your head now |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mention in the forums you like cock pics. Phew, it beats skiing downhill with no safety helmet on for pure adrenaline does that!"
Is this your way of asking for bareback? |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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"Mention in the forums you like cock pics. Phew, it beats skiing downhill with no safety helmet on for pure adrenaline does that!
Is this your way of asking for bareback?"
No, I use a trumpet and a sky writer for that declaration! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's in your box whenever you want it babes 
No need to queue, VIP entrance is open for you babes.
You're saying it's easy entry then?  "
Only for established members that have already been stamped |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's in your box whenever you want it babes
No need to queue, VIP entrance is open for you babes.
You're saying it's easy entry then?
Only for established members that have already been stamped "
I think it wore off, need a new one I think |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My inbox is woefully bereft of googly eyed penis pictures.
But I do ask a lot."
In another place, I follow two accounts that are mostly this. They are the best.
I have a minor obsession with googley eyes. I stick them on me, others, random things in shops. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My inbox is woefully bereft of googly eyed penis pictures.
But I do ask a lot.
In another place, I follow two accounts that are mostly this. They are the best.
I have a minor obsession with googley eyes. I stick them on me, others, random things in shops. "
Alexa! Order googly eyes! |
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"My inbox is woefully bereft of googly eyed penis pictures.
But I do ask a lot.
In another place, I follow two accounts that are mostly this. They are the best.
I have a minor obsession with googley eyes. I stick them on me, others, random things in shops. "
Ha ha I have thought about doing this after seeing a post about a granny that does this in the supermarket! |
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"I have a minor obsession with googley eyes. I stick them on me, others, random things in shops. "
Can you get googly eyes big enough to cover your nipples and use as pasties?
Just wondering. For science. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a minor obsession with googley eyes. I stick them on me, others, random things in shops.
Can you get googly eyes big enough to cover your nipples and use as pasties?
Just wondering. For science."
Yes. 
I used to have googly eyes the size of saucers. Then I would make the eyes roll! You can find them on Amazon  |
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"I used to have googly eyes the size of saucers. Then I would make the eyes roll! You can find them on Amazon "
I knew you’d know the answer!
(Did you ever manage to make them roll in different directions?) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My inbox is woefully bereft of googly eyed penis pictures.
But I do ask a lot.
In another place, I follow two accounts that are mostly this. They are the best.
I have a minor obsession with googley eyes. I stick them on me, others, random things in shops.
Ha ha I have thought about doing this after seeing a post about a granny that does this in the supermarket!"
It’s fun. It gives people an unexpected giggle, brings light moments into people’s lives and I love that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My inbox is woefully bereft of googly eyed penis pictures.
But I do ask a lot.
In another place, I follow two accounts that are mostly this. They are the best.
I have a minor obsession with googley eyes. I stick them on me, others, random things in shops.
Ha ha I have thought about doing this after seeing a post about a granny that does this in the supermarket!
It’s fun. It gives people an unexpected giggle, brings light moments into people’s lives and I love that. "
Googly eyes photo challenge ? 
Tones |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My inbox is woefully bereft of googly eyed penis pictures.
But I do ask a lot.
In another place, I follow two accounts that are mostly this. They are the best.
I have a minor obsession with googley eyes. I stick them on me, others, random things in shops.
Ha ha I have thought about doing this after seeing a post about a granny that does this in the supermarket!
It’s fun. It gives people an unexpected giggle, brings light moments into people’s lives and I love that.
Googly eyes photo challenge ?
Tones "
Yes!
I have a pre-made one on my profile but happy to make more |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Googly eyes photo challenge ?
Tones
Yes!
I have a pre-made one on my profile but happy to make more "
Leading by example. Very good. We need some timeline though to get equipped and crack on with design;)
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My inbox is woefully bereft of googly eyed penis pictures.
But I do ask a lot.
In another place, I follow two accounts that are mostly this. They are the best.
I have a minor obsession with googley eyes. I stick them on me, others, random things in shops.
Ha ha I have thought about doing this after seeing a post about a granny that does this in the supermarket!
It’s fun. It gives people an unexpected giggle, brings light moments into people’s lives and I love that.
Googly eyes photo challenge ?
Tones
Yes!
I have a pre-made one on my profile but happy to make more "
Ok, that was actually more funny than the sexy I was expecting it to be  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My inbox is woefully bereft of googly eyed penis pictures.
But I do ask a lot.
In another place, I follow two accounts that are mostly this. They are the best.
I have a minor obsession with googley eyes. I stick them on me, others, random things in shops.
Ha ha I have thought about doing this after seeing a post about a granny that does this in the supermarket!
It’s fun. It gives people an unexpected giggle, brings light moments into people’s lives and I love that.
Googly eyes photo challenge ?
Tones
Yes!
I have a pre-made one on my profile but happy to make more "
Fucking hell.. Well done
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