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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"You’re brave. Hope nobody asks you for a definition of a manly guy  "
You may be big and fat or uglier than sin
All the ladies shut you out,
You wondering how to get in
Well here is my advice
For how to make a splash
You can have your pick of girls
If you only got a moustache, a moustache, a moustache
If you only got a moustache, a moustache,
A moustache, a moustache, big moustache
Thick moustache
My moustache, your mustache, say the word, the word
Moustache: A moustache, a moustache.
Now we both have said moustache
A moustache, a moustache.
If you only got a moustache
A |
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I’m manly. I opened a jam jar this morning without having to use a tea towel. I did it in front of a mirror so I could see that flex of the twin guns. Grrrrrrr
Tony the Tiger has nothing compared to me
Marc
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"You’re brave. Hope nobody asks you for a definition of a manly guy
You may be big and fat or uglier than sin
All the ladies shut you out,
You wondering how to get in
Well here is my advice
For how to make a splash
You can have your pick of girls
If you only got a moustache, a moustache, a moustache
If you only got a moustache, a moustache,
A moustache, a moustache, big moustache
Thick moustache
My moustache, your mustache, say the word, the word
Moustache: A moustache, a moustache.
Now we both have said moustache
A moustache, a moustache.
If you only got a moustache
A"
noooooooooo I hate a tash violently. |
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I’ve got scars from washing up and picking flowers. That doesn’t feel terribly manly.
Oh - and I’m currently doing some washing! But I draw the line at sewing and ironing.
Might go and punch a lion later on. |
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"I’m manly. I opened a jam jar this morning without having to use a tea towel. I did it in front of a mirror so I could see that flex of the twin guns. Grrrrrrr
Tony the Tiger has nothing compared to me
Marc
I will see you jam jar (Good work king!) and raise you putting the bins out! 
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over a year ago
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"I think I might fit this, but then I am often told at work that I look like I am probably gay. It does make me chuckle a lot  "
The gay aesthetic is hyper masculinity so take it as a compliment |
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The kind of man who's beard grew it's own beard.
Likes his steak so rare he just walks into a field and bites a cow.
He can carry all the shopping bags from the car in one trip.
Drives a pink beetle because he is so confident in his masculinity that any car he drives becomes the most manly thing on the road.
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"I’m manly. I opened a jam jar this morning without having to use a tea towel. I did it in front of a mirror so I could see that flex of the twin guns. Grrrrrrr
Tony the Tiger has nothing compared to me
Marc
I will see you jam jar (Good work king!) and raise you putting the bins out!
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Did you flex in the mirror and growl though?
Marc |
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"The kind of man who's beard grew it's own beard.
Likes his steak so rare he just walks into a field and bites a cow.
He can carry all the shopping bags from the car in one trip.
Drives a pink beetle because he is so confident in his masculinity that any car he drives becomes the most manly thing on the road.
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Damn I have some way to go though I think I’m nearly there on the Beard
Marc |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
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"The kind of man who's beard grew it's own beard.
Likes his steak so rare he just walks into a field and bites a cow.
He can carry all the shopping bags from the car in one trip.
Drives a pink beetle because he is so confident in his masculinity that any car he drives becomes the most manly thing on the road.
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What if my manly beard has its own patchy fluff beard? Does that count? |
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"I’m manly. I opened a jam jar this morning without having to use a tea towel. I did it in front of a mirror so I could see that flex of the twin guns. Grrrrrrr
Tony the Tiger has nothing compared to me
Marc
I will see you jam jar (Good work king!) and raise you putting the bins out!
Did you flex in the mirror and growl though?
Marc"
Bluff called... I fold |
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"The kind of man who's beard grew it's own beard.
Likes his steak so rare he just walks into a field and bites a cow.
He can carry all the shopping bags from the car in one trip.
Drives a pink beetle because he is so confident in his masculinity that any car he drives becomes the most manly thing on the road.
What if my manly beard has its own patchy fluff beard? Does that count? "
I consulted the high council of manly and they said only if you can prove your manliness in the traditional challenge of eating an entire monster truck.
I wish you luck and gaviscon |
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If you can tolerate others having qualities you don't possess but wish to, yet be happy for them in their success. If can take an interest in other people's opinions where they differ from yours without feeling threatened or needing to berate them. But most of all, if you can eat an entire Yorkie, then you, my son, are a man. |
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"If you can tolerate others having qualities you don't possess but wish to, yet be happy for them in their success. If can take an interest in other people's opinions where they differ from yours without feeling threatened or needing to berate them. But most of all, if you can eat an entire Yorkie, then you, my son, are a man."
I really can't recommend eating someone's dog. |
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"I really can't recommend eating someone's dog."
Labrador tastes a bit like lamb, according to this unusually comprehensive cookbook:
https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2006/jan/31/foodanddrink.britishidentity |
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