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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Is it just me??
I swear my whole body just doubles in size during the heat. Even my toes are looking chubby.
My hair has a post code of its own, somewhere in the Sahara going by how dry it is.
Despite my best efforts to not get a tan I still have those god awful tan lines and my freckles and getting darker by the minute.
Summer, such a wonderful time of year!
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I'm right with you, I've sweated from places I never knew was possible, sure my body swells in the heat, that or all the mint matchmakers have finally caught up with me.
Even our last pic the white tits are very obvious 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it just me??
I swear my whole body just doubles in size during the heat. Even my toes are looking chubby.
My hair has a post code of its own, somewhere in the Sahara going by how dry it is.
Despite my best efforts to not get a tan I still have those god awful tan lines and my freckles and getting darker by the minute.
Summer, such a wonderful time of year!
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This is genuinely the hottest thing you've ever posted, if you didn't make my dick shrivel I'd have a wank to that imagine  |
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"I'm right with you, I've sweated from places I never knew was possible, sure my body swells in the heat, that or all the mint matchmakers have finally caught up with me.
Even our last pic the white tits are very obvious
Mrs "
Nothing wrong with white tits. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm right with you, I've sweated from places I never knew was possible, sure my body swells in the heat, that or all the mint matchmakers have finally caught up with me.
Even our last pic the white tits are very obvious
Mrs "
It's definitely not the matchmakers, it's all the sun's fault. |
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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago
Derry |
"Is it just me??
I swear my whole body just doubles in size during the heat. Even my toes are looking chubby.
My hair has a post code of its own, somewhere in the Sahara going by how dry it is.
Despite my best efforts to not get a tan I still have those god awful tan lines and my freckles and getting darker by the minute.
Summer, such a wonderful time of year!
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If your body isn't used to the heat I suppose.
My freckles are back with a vengance, reminds me of childhood. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This heat makes me sooo grumpy  !! That and the fact I haven’t been able to breathe out my nose for weeks because of Hayfever. Feel you on the freckles, they’re all slowly merging together on my face! |
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"Is it just me??
I swear my whole body just doubles in size during the heat. Even my toes are looking chubby.
My hair has a post code of its own, somewhere in the Sahara going by how dry it is.
Despite my best efforts to not get a tan I still have those god awful tan lines and my freckles and getting darker by the minute.
Summer, such a wonderful time of year!
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Ha Cherry is the same but she managed to get rid of the tan lines thanks to a moderately private back garden. You look gorgeous Lilith so yes chin up, think positive and chill tasty girl... |
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"Is it just me??
I swear my whole body just doubles in size during the heat. Even my toes are looking chubby.
My hair has a post code of its own, somewhere in the Sahara going by how dry it is.
Despite my best efforts to not get a tan I still have those god awful tan lines and my freckles and getting darker by the minute.
Summer, such a wonderful time of year!
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I thought you were just letting yourself go a bit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Typical british. First sight of sun and they moaning. Bring this lovely weather on right into october. Go to a naturist beach and strip off if you dont want lines. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is it just me??
I swear my whole body just doubles in size during the heat. Even my toes are looking chubby.
My hair has a post code of its own, somewhere in the Sahara going by how dry it is.
Despite my best efforts to not get a tan I still have those god awful tan lines and my freckles and getting darker by the minute.
Summer, such a wonderful time of year!
This is genuinely the hottest thing you've ever posted, if you didn't make my dick shrivel I'd have a wank to that imagine "
I may wank to the image of your shriveled dick  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think summer is the only time I'm actually hot.
Sadly not in a good way. Did a 12 hour shift yesterday and my feet are still double the size the should be, I've got pink patches of sun burn and bruises all over my legs from bloody picnic tables. 
I still love the summer though. I just wish it loved me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Same, I heat related retain water no matter how much I drink, its nice to be normal size for about an hour in the morning before expanding occurs, roll on September "
Yes! First thing on a morning is awesome, my clothes get tighter as the day goes on. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This heat makes me sooo grumpy !! That and the fact I haven’t been able to breathe out my nose for weeks because of Hayfever. Feel you on the freckles, they’re all slowly merging together on my face!"
Ah yes and the hayfever, I'll say it again, summer is a wonderful time of year!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is it just me??
I swear my whole body just doubles in size during the heat. Even my toes are looking chubby.
My hair has a post code of its own, somewhere in the Sahara going by how dry it is.
Despite my best efforts to not get a tan I still have those god awful tan lines and my freckles and getting darker by the minute.
Summer, such a wonderful time of year!
I thought you were just letting yourself go a bit"
It could be a bit of that aswell to be fair. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Typical british. First sight of sun and they moaning. Bring this lovely weather on right into october. Go to a naturist beach and strip off if you dont want lines. "
Where did I state I was British?
I don't want a tan! |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
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The constant sheen of sweat even straight out of the shower is just a delight 
Not forgetting the hair that looks like a poodle that's had an electric shock?
It'll be PSL season in no time!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it just me??
I swear my whole body just doubles in size during the heat. Even my toes are looking chubby.
My hair has a post code of its own, somewhere in the Sahara going by how dry it is.
Despite my best efforts to not get a tan I still have those god awful tan lines and my freckles and getting darker by the minute.
Summer, such a wonderful time of year!
This is genuinely the hottest thing you've ever posted, if you didn't make my dick shrivel I'd have a wank to that imagine
I may wank to the image of your shriveled dick "
At your leisure! You know my shriveled dick is yours as often as you need it (for wanking material ONLY) |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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You know how much I love Autumn, cut me and I'd bleed pumpkin spice.
But this summer? I'm here for it in all my chubby glory. I like the freckles. The glow my skin has taken on. I like my curls right now, enough that I think I might brave a social with a full on curly mop. I like my tan with white lingerie, it makes everything pop.
I'm really enjoying it this year and we're not even halfway through it. I'm going to be an obnoxious dick by the end of it. |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
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I was feeling a bit like that the other week it was 40degrees I was walking 7 mins to the metro each day and drenched & burnt twice a day . I got linen pants and shirts and sandals, feel 100x better |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The constant sheen of sweat even straight out of the shower is just a delight
Not forgetting the hair that looks like a poodle that's had an electric shock?
It'll be PSL season in no time!! "
This describes my hair perfectly!!
Oh I'm counting down the days. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This heat makes me sooo grumpy !! That and the fact I haven’t been able to breathe out my nose for weeks because of Hayfever. Feel you on the freckles, they’re all slowly merging together on my face!"
Ahhhh! I've had the same. Only one blocked nostril for the last week, so I can half breathe. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You know how much I love Autumn, cut me and I'd bleed pumpkin spice.
But this summer? I'm here for it in all my chubby glory. I like the freckles. The glow my skin has taken on. I like my curls right now, enough that I think I might brave a social with a full on curly mop. I like my tan with white lingerie, it makes everything pop.
I'm really enjoying it this year and we're not even halfway through it. I'm going to be an obnoxious dick by the end of it."
I tried to, I think I peaked too soon and now I'm just done with it.
My skin just glows red and sweaty and my curls are just one mass of frizz.
I look good.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This heat makes me sooo grumpy !! That and the fact I haven’t been able to breathe out my nose for weeks because of Hayfever. Feel you on the freckles, they’re all slowly merging together on my face!
Ahhhh! I've had the same. Only one blocked nostril for the last week, so I can half breathe."
Same, So annoying isn’t it! I’ve been aggressively blowing my nose and sniffing every 5 minutes until I give myself a headache which is always really attractive  |
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"I'm right with you, I've sweated from places I never knew was possible, sure my body swells in the heat, that or all the mint matchmakers have finally caught up with me.
Even our last pic the white tits are very obvious
Mrs
Nothing wrong with white tits."
It's blue tits you have to worry about. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On the plus side it’s convertible-driving season. And I love that so much I’ll put up with looking shit."
I'm with you on this. Roof down days are great days. Plus, I discovered the sun glare hides the engine management light. Win |
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I often find that I'm usually the only poster on these types of threads that utterly detests Summer. Always have done.
If I could suffuse Åutumn throughout the year I would be much much happier.
#LogFires
#ComfortFood
#MulledWine
#RumBaba
#KickingLeaves |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I often find that I'm usually the only poster on these types of threads that utterly detests Summer. Always have done.
If I could suffuse Åutumn throughout the year I would be much much happier.
#LogFires
#ComfortFood
#MulledWine
#RumBaba
#KickingLeaves"
Love the changes of the colour of leaves in the autumn. |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
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Bring on early autumn!
Just before the leaves drop. The sun still provides but the humidity is bearable along with more consistent breeze.
Pollen count goes right down, so hayfever no longer causes suffering. |
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"Is it just me??
I swear my whole body just doubles in size during the heat. Even my toes are looking chubby.
My hair has a post code of its own, somewhere in the Sahara going by how dry it is.
Despite my best efforts to not get a tan I still have those god awful tan lines and my freckles and getting darker by the minute.
Summer, such a wonderful time of year!
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Yessss, same here. It drive ame nuts every year |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I often find that I'm usually the only poster on these types of threads that utterly detests Summer. Always have done.
If I could suffuse Åutumn throughout the year I would be much much happier.
#LogFires
#ComfortFood
#MulledWine
#RumBaba
#KickingLeaves"
#dark at 4
#freezing cold nights
#hoodies 24/7
#gingerbread lattes |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Bring on early autumn!
Just before the leaves drop. The sun still provides but the humidity is bearable along with more consistent breeze.
Pollen count goes right down, so hayfever no longer causes suffering. "
Bring on the dark depths of winter!! |
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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago
Derry |
"Bring on early autumn!
Just before the leaves drop. The sun still provides but the humidity is bearable along with more consistent breeze.
Pollen count goes right down, so hayfever no longer causes suffering.
Bring on the dark depths of winter!!"
Will you be happier about your body and appearance then? |
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"I often find that I'm usually the only poster on these types of threads that utterly detests Summer. Always have done.
If I could suffuse Åutumn throughout the year I would be much much happier.
#LogFires
#ComfortFood
#MulledWine
#RumBaba
#KickingLeaves
#dark at 4
#freezing cold nights
#hoodies 24/7
#gingerbread lattes"
#{Redacted} sweet lattes
#ShepherdsPie
#MerinoKnitwear
#CoolBreezes |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bring on early autumn!
Just before the leaves drop. The sun still provides but the humidity is bearable along with more consistent breeze.
Pollen count goes right down, so hayfever no longer causes suffering.
Bring on the dark depths of winter!!
Will you be happier about your body and appearance then?"
I can wear hoodies then so yes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it just me??
I swear my whole body just doubles in size during the heat. Even my toes are looking chubby.
My hair has a post code of its own, somewhere in the Sahara going by how dry it is.
Despite my best efforts to not get a tan I still have those god awful tan lines and my freckles and getting darker by the minute.
Summer, such a wonderful time of year!
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Rita Webb comes to mind |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I often find that I'm usually the only poster on these types of threads that utterly detests Summer. Always have done.
If I could suffuse Åutumn throughout the year I would be much much happier.
#LogFires
#ComfortFood
#MulledWine
#RumBaba
#KickingLeaves"
#PumpkinSpiceLattes
#Halloween
#LeedsSocial
#Pumpkins
#Sloeberries
#Knitwear |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Travelling |
"Bring on early autumn!
Just before the leaves drop. The sun still provides but the humidity is bearable along with more consistent breeze.
Pollen count goes right down, so hayfever no longer causes suffering.
Bring on the dark depths of winter!!"
Dry winter or rain included?
If it's a dry winter I'm fine with that, cleaning wet dogs after a muddy walk repeated multiple times a day for many days puts me off winter. Everything else though, yeah I accept the cold dark embrace of winter. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Bring on early autumn!
Just before the leaves drop. The sun still provides but the humidity is bearable along with more consistent breeze.
Pollen count goes right down, so hayfever no longer causes suffering.
Bring on the dark depths of winter!!
Dry winter or rain included?
If it's a dry winter I'm fine with that, cleaning wet dogs after a muddy walk repeated multiple times a day for many days puts me off winter. Everything else though, yeah I accept the cold dark embrace of winter. "
I like the rain |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yeah I've all but given up in the heat.
There's only so many sartorial choices available for suitable office wear, and throw in the PPE for Ops and its just like turning into the T1000 in the Steel Mill.
I've become a walking talking puddle, that's becoming more and more affectionate with the air con unit that I really should meet it's parents soon. |
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"I often find that I'm usually the only poster on these types of threads that utterly detests Summer. Always have done.
If I could suffuse Åutumn throughout the year I would be much much happier.
#LogFires
#ComfortFood
#MulledWine
#RumBaba
#KickingLeaves"
No I'm always on these threads complaining about summer too  |
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Summer doesn’t agree with me either - it’s so uncomfortable. Makes me wish I had small boobs so I could just go bra-less and carefree in a little summer dress. But instead I’m battling reinforced bra straps, burnt shoulders, puffy hair and itchy eyes from hay fever  |
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"I often find that I'm usually the only poster on these types of threads that utterly detests Summer. Always have done.
If I could suffuse Åutumn throughout the year I would be much much happier.
#LogFires
#ComfortFood
#MulledWine
#RumBaba
#KickingLeaves
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No I'm always on these threads complaining about summer too "
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Måggy, fine Sir, you'll always be my cool Mistral breeze on the warm forå. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Chins up."
I have grown quite fond of Summer over the last few years but Summer definitely doesn't suit me. I currently resemble a drumstick squashie, I'm exhausted as it is but the heat is making me so uncomfortable and leaving me with little sleep and all I want to do is drink iced coffee and eat ice cream pretty much 24 hours a day. And with a beach holiday just around the corner I think I'll be mistaken for a giant washed up marshmallow when sunbathing.
But sure, it will be over soon enough. And I am so excited for Autumn and wrapping up again in cute cosy outfits and being able to feel cool as a cucumber. I always think time passes by so quickly. |
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"Chins up.
I have grown quite fond of Summer over the last few years but Summer definitely doesn't suit me. I currently resemble a drumstick squashie, I'm exhausted as it is but the heat is making me so uncomfortable and leaving me with little sleep and all I want to do is drink iced coffee and eat ice cream pretty much 24 hours a day. And with a beach holiday just around the corner I think I'll be mistaken for a giant washed up marshmallow when sunbathing.
But sure, it will be over soon enough. And I am so excited for Autumn and wrapping up again in cute cosy outfits and being able to feel cool as a cucumber. I always think time passes by so quickly. "
I love marshmallows, that is all |
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