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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Like cut up an onion and rub your eye like I just did ouch

And put the very sharp knife in the sink and grab it by the blade

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Like cut up an onion and rub your eye like I just did ouch

And put the very sharp knife in the sink and grab it by the blade

I'll raise you an onion for a chilli.

Then the toilet.

Ooooooh. Tingles. Like mint source shower gel. But. Worse.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Or cut chillis then go for a tinkle ..

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset

"Like cut up an onion and rub your eye like I just did ouch

And put the very sharp knife in the sink and grab it by the blade

Ouch. That's two - beware the third!

I'd avoid chopping chilli's if you're planning an having a lady wank this afternoon.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Or cut chillis then go for a tinkle ..

Ooh just like him above! Spooky!

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By *orphia2003Woman over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Accidentally getting superglue on finger then rubbing nose, and managing to glue one nostril shut.

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset

"Accidentally getting superglue on finger then rubbing nose, and managing to glue one nostril shut."

Could have been worse. You could have rubbed somewhere else......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll raise you all!

As a teen working in a spice blending factory for the summer, I was asked to go 'the lab' and get the liquid Capsicum. All the warning signs and the the fact it came in a glass bottle and was the angriest red I have ever seen should have been a big warning. Having delivered it without gloves I not only went the loo, I also rubbed my face and neck before washing my hands, cue a trip to A&E with insane blistering and burns.

Silly Billy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Seems we've all, to some degree, suffered the consequences of our decisions

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By *avexxMan over a year ago

cheshire

took baking tray out of red hot oven using oven glove,, took it off then picked it up with my bear hand,,, pillock

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset

"took baking tray out of red hot oven using oven glove,, took it off then picked it up with my bear hand,,, pillock"

Do bears have hands?

I thought they were paws?

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By *avexxMan over a year ago

cheshire

"took baking tray out of red hot oven using oven glove,, took it off then picked it up with my bear hand,,, pillock

Do bears have hands?

I thought they were paws?

A"
..oops

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By *avexxMan over a year ago

cheshire

naked hand,,

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By *educing_EmCouple over a year ago

Tipperary

I absentmindedly poured the pot of peas into the strainer before holding it over the sink.

Boiling water onto bare legs and feet isn't enjoyable

Em x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Someone handed me a drill they'd been using once and I grabbed it by the drill bit. That was fun

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By *ate_BMan over a year ago

London

Ladies…. Please remember to rinse the tub out when using conditioner. My ex forgot to do this once and it was strictly come dancing for me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Like cut up an onion and rub your eye like I just did ouch

And put the very sharp knife in the sink and grab it by the blade

Ouch. That's two - beware the third!

I'd avoid chopping chilli's if you're planning an having a lady wank this afternoon.

The 3rd has happened. I took a whole chicken out the freezer and fucking dropped it on my foot

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset

"Like cut up an onion and rub your eye like I just did ouch

And put the very sharp knife in the sink and grab it by the blade

Ouch. That's two - beware the third!

I'd avoid chopping chilli's if you're planning an having a lady wank this afternoon.

The 3rd has happened. I took a whole chicken out the freezer and fucking dropped it on my foot

Ouch. That doesn't sound finger lickin good.

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