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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I just wanted to get this out there...there is no sexy body like a mother's body. First time mums especially
Those beautiful curves and boobs make my dick go crazy   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"First time mums are fuller
Is this youth speak I'm too old to understand? You'll have to explain furthe, God I feel old "
Boobs are bigger and the curves are rounder |
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"First time mums are fuller
Is this youth speak I'm too old to understand? You'll have to explain furthe, God I feel old
Boobs are bigger and the curves are rounder "
Sorry OP that's bollocks...and I don't mean literally  |
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"First time mums are fuller
Is this youth speak I'm too old to understand? You'll have to explain furthe, God I feel old
Boobs are bigger and the curves are rounder "
That is complete and utter balderdash. My boobs filled more after my second and the curves were same after both my kids. |
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"First time mums are fuller
Is this youth speak I'm too old to understand? You'll have to explain furthe, God I feel old
Boobs are bigger and the curves are rounder "
Pahahahaha! My boobs deflated like squashed balloons and I'm "curvier" (read, fatter). |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's the difference between a first time mother and a second time OP? Intrigued
You know they’re a slut because they’ve had sex at least twice."
Oh so in your opinion, a woman that has a baby is a slut? Think about it. Mum? |
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"What's the difference between a first time mother and a second time OP? Intrigued
You know they’re a slut because they’ve had sex at least twice.
Oh so in your opinion, a woman that has a baby is a slut? Think about it. Mum?"
Steady on, it was very obviously a joke. |
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"What's the difference between a first time mother and a second time OP? Intrigued
You know they’re a slut because they’ve had sex at least twice.
Oh so in your opinion, a woman that has a baby is a slut? Think about it. Mum?
Steady on, it was very obviously a joke."
I saw the joke in it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's the difference between a first time mother and a second time OP? Intrigued
You know they’re a slut because they’ve had sex at least twice.
Oh so in your opinion, a woman that has a baby is a slut? Think about it. Mum?
Steady on, it was very obviously a joke."
It’s 2023 dontcha know. Any form of humour must be sense checked for any form of ‘ism’ first before posting in case of offence.
Verdict: GUILTY. Misogynism.
To the Gulag! |
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"What's the difference between a first time mother and a second time OP? Intrigued
You know they’re a slut because they’ve had sex at least twice.
Oh so in your opinion, a woman that has a baby is a slut? Think about it. Mum?
Steady on, it was very obviously a joke.
It’s 2023 dontcha know. Any form of humour must be sense checked for any form of ‘ism’ first before posting in case of offence.
Verdict: GUILTY. Misogynism.
To the Gulag! "
Haha! Back to ze cooler!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's the difference between a first time mother and a second time OP? Intrigued
You know they’re a slut because they’ve had sex at least twice.
bareback not just sex.
Goodness gracious  "
AND they cum inside too!  |
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"What's the difference between a first time mother and a second time OP? Intrigued
You know they’re a slut because they’ve had sex at least twice.
bareback not just sex.
Goodness gracious
AND they cum inside too! "
Cum and go, in some cases! |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"What's the difference between a first time mother and a second time OP? Intrigued
You know they’re a slut because they’ve had sex at least twice.
Oh so in your opinion, a woman that has a baby is a slut? Think about it. Mum?"
Are you being serious? |
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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago
Derry |
"What's the difference between a first time mother and a second time OP? Intrigued
You know they’re a slut because they’ve had sex at least twice.
bareback not just sex.
Goodness gracious "
oh no, did i shock you? can i bring you some water |
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"What's the difference between a first time mother and a second time OP? Intrigued
You know they’re a slut because they’ve had sex at least twice.
bareback not just sex.
Goodness gracious
oh no, did i shock you? can i bring you some water"
Corporation pop, please. None of that desalinated crap |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I just put it out there that all women are great whether they have had children or not….and whether they are curvy or not and being a man I am in no way connected to the op….. "
To be fair some are right bitches |
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"Can I just put it out there that all women are great whether they have had children or not….and whether they are curvy or not and being a man I am in no way connected to the op…..
To be fair some are right bitches "
I can neither agree or disagree |
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By *olf and RedCouple
over a year ago
Nr Cardiff or at Chams Darlaston |
I know it’s a common thought that if you’re expecting a boy your bump is more out the front and a girl is more all round.
And swinging a ring on a thread of cotton over the bump - was it backwards & forwards for a boy, circles for a girl?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are we talking about the women's body while she is pregnant or once she's given birth?"
Think carefully, to quote the Artics...
"Do I wanna know?"
Ignorance might be bliss |
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"Are we talking about the women's body while she is pregnant or once she's given birth?"
I get the sense the OP is talking about lady people who are gestating an extra person.
The rest of you - urgh. |
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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago
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"Are we talking about the women's body while she is pregnant or once she's given birth?
Think carefully, to quote the Artics...
"Do I wanna know?"
Ignorance might be bliss "
Are they the tribute band for the ARCTICS |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are we talking about the women's body while she is pregnant or once she's given birth?
Think carefully, to quote the Artics...
"Do I wanna know?"
Ignorance might be bliss
Are they the tribute band for the ARCTICS "
I swear. My phones auto correct sometimes is just. Pain.
Or I'm a utter twonk.
Both. Probably.
But thanks for correcting that blasphemy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Women’s bodies are just phenomenal and beautiful and I think actually motherhood’s impact on their bodies being sexualised is a bit weird. Admittedly I have learned this since becoming a dad. Shit really changes you |
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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago
Nottingham |
"I'm intrigued as to how we know how many children a woman has had by looking at her. But I was definitely fuller with and after my second child.
Jo.Xx "
Omg can we make this the next thread. Guess the number of kids the forumite has birthed by her body and it's 'fullness' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"First time mums are fuller
Fuller?
I mean, I'm fatter now, but that's after no.²
I’m still losing my baby weight  "
I'm still trying to shift mine after 15 years |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm intrigued as to how we know how many children a woman has had by looking at her. But I was definitely fuller with and after my second child.
Jo.Xx
Omg can we make this the next thread. Guess the number of kids the forumite has birthed by her body and it's 'fullness' "
I mean that can't end in tears can it
Also two. |
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"First time mums are fuller
Is this youth speak I'm too old to understand? You'll have to explain furthe, God I feel old
Boobs are bigger and the curves are rounder "
First time mums are just younger than n-times mums, usually fitter. You can be honest and say that you like when young mums boobs swell up 
I am getting older, I prefer more relaxed curves
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"Any womans body is beautiful and one that has just had a bay is fantastic, hips bum boobs MMMM
I've not had a bay. I do promenade occasionally though. "
Bays are generally much less trouble than greys. Or, heaven forbid...a chestnut mare!
A |
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"Any womans body is beautiful and one that has just had a bay is fantastic, hips bum boobs MMMM
I've not had a bay. I do promenade occasionally though.
Bays are generally much less trouble than greys. Or, heaven forbid...a chestnut mare!
A"
I think I'm a flea bitten grey |
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By *ellykitWoman
over a year ago
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"First time mums are fuller
Is this youth speak I'm too old to understand? You'll have to explain furthe, God I feel old
Boobs are bigger and the curves are rounder "
Tbf I was more toned with a smaller bump with my first. I had my second child just over 2 years later, things had not completely retreated from the first time an my muscles and skin were definitely looser.
I was definitely larger and more ‘curvy’ with My second pregnancy, my milk came in earlier (about a month before I gave birth so boobs were larger). My bump was also bigger, the child was an extra 2LB at birth, this is normal, 2nd,3rd (ect) pregnancies usually result in bigger babies as you body gets used to carrying.
I was definitely plumped up more with number 2! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"First time mums are fuller
Fuller?
I mean, I'm fatter now, but that's after no.²
I’m still losing my baby weight "
Me too but my youngest is 15 and oldest 22! |
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"First time mums are fuller
How are we measuring "Fuller"? Is there a scale?"
The Fuller Scale is created to represent the amount of humanitarian impact an invention will have.
The unit of humanitarian impact is named after R. Buckminster Fuller (1895 - 1983). |
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"Can I just put it out there that all women are great whether they have had children or not….and whether they are curvy or not and being a man I am in no way connected to the op….. "
Thank you! Sometimes it almost seems like it's the "mum" part that's more attractive than just the "tum"! I only have the latter |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"First time mums are fuller
Is this youth speak I'm too old to understand? You'll have to explain furthe, God I feel old
Boobs are bigger and the curves are rounder "
And the vag is tighter. After 2 kids it never shrinks back. Like a traffic cone. |
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"I'm intrigued as to how we know how many children a woman has had by looking at her. But I was definitely fuller with and after my second child.
Jo.Xx
Omg can we make this the next thread. Guess the number of kids the forumite has birthed by her body and it's 'fullness' "
I thought the same!
Jo.Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"First time mums are fuller
How are we measuring "Fuller"? Is there a scale?
The Fuller Scale is created to represent the amount of humanitarian impact an invention will have.
The unit of humanitarian impact is named after R. Buckminster Fuller (1895 - 1983). "
Outstanding fact! OP, sounds like the Fuller scale is already taken. You'll have to let us know when you work out how we're quantifying fullness. |
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By *phialtesMan
over a year ago
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"First time mums are fuller
Is this youth speak I'm too old to understand? You'll have to explain furthe, God I feel old
Boobs are bigger and the curves are rounder
And the vag is tighter. After 2 kids it never shrinks back. Like a traffic cone."
Thats why God invented anal. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"First time mums are fuller
Is this youth speak I'm too old to understand? You'll have to explain furthe, God I feel old
Boobs are bigger and the curves are rounder
And the vag is tighter. After 2 kids it never shrinks back. Like a traffic cone.
Thats why God invented anal."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm intrigued as to how we know how many children a woman has had by looking at her. But I was definitely fuller with and after my second child.
Jo.Xx
Omg can we make this the next thread. Guess the number of kids the forumite has birthed by her body and it's 'fullness'
I mean that can't end in tears can it
Also two."
Don’t think I could’ve laughed any harder at this
Mr |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well, the only thing different about my mum body is a fanny with more room and saggy titties. 
I always had big hips and a little belly before having kids. I had loads of stretch marks too. |
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"Well, the only thing different about my mum body is a fanny with more room and saggy titties.
I always had big hips and a little belly before having kids. I had loads of stretch marks too. "
Your boobs look where they should be for their size & can't comment on your fanny but I think you look as sexy as anyone on here.
Either way worth those minor changes I,m sure. |
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What a strange, inaccurate observation. I am a woman and surprisingly know my body better than any man. My body was not fuller whilst pregnant or after baby number one. I looked exactly the same except I was carrying a baby. Baby number 2 omg I just piled on weight everywhere! Hips changed completely and my tits were massive |
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"First time mums are fuller
Is this youth speak I'm too old to understand? You'll have to explain furthe, God I feel old
Boobs are bigger and the curves are rounder "
The amount of pish on here lately....  |
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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago
Nottingham |
"I'm intrigued as to how we know how many children a woman has had by looking at her. But I was definitely fuller with and after my second child.
Jo.Xx
Omg can we make this the next thread. Guess the number of kids the forumite has birthed by her body and it's 'fullness'
I mean that can't end in tears can it
Also two."
There might be more chance of tears if they're currently pregnant
Also, spot on! |
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But yeah thanks 