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By *assage King OP Man over a year ago

Harborne

What have you said or would have liked to say while cumming? Guys and girls btw

Il go first, I always wanted to say Expelliarmus while cumming on a girls face…

I’m 38 I know

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

I hope this isn’t dry-clean only

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By *elix SightedMan over a year ago

Cloud 8

“Oh, that’s textbook!!”

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By *ate_BMan over a year ago

London

And boom there goes the dynamite

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

A friend, (no, honestly) was heard going "Yyyyessssss! Ohhhh Yesssss!" Like Churchill, the insurance bulldog. He got mercilessly ribbed for years.

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple over a year ago

Ryde

"Surrender Dorothy".

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By *elix SightedMan over a year ago

Cloud 8

And I’ll also have a scratchcard and a wispa

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"By the power of Greyskull"

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By *heeky paulMan over a year ago

South

My ex wife's name oops.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman over a year ago

Essex

Aaaand I am spent. (It needs a posher accent than mine though)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

While they are cumming

Is it in yet????

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By *ate_BMan over a year ago

London

Avoid the egg lads

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By *elix SightedMan over a year ago

Cloud 8

Thanks, Uncle Dave

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By *stbury DavenportMan over a year ago

Nottingham

"Blood and souls for my lord Arioch!"

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By *ansexualPandaMan over a year ago

cumallover

Was that it?

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By *ooBulMan over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

"Shit, I left the door unlocked downstairs....."

"Hi, my names Judie McCourt. Here's your cheque for £10,000. You've won the postcode lott.....

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By *weetkitten65Woman over a year ago

Halifax

Bananarama (Men Behaving badly).

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Used to say Sha-bang or Bangarang.

Now I just say, how much?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Take that slut (thinking about mates wife)

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By *opetop4UMan over a year ago

Aberdeen

I had a mate who when in his army days said, "this one's for the lads!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jerinimo!!

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By *ndycoinsMan over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

Bang and the dirt is gone.

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple over a year ago

Debauchery

'Alexa, put wet wipes on the shopping list...'

Cherry x

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By *odgerMooreMan over a year ago

Nowhere

Stand for the king - here come the light brigade!!! Nn chaaaaaargge!! Not sure that’s actually that unusual… is it? Xx

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By *hav02Man over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Goooaaall

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Back of the net!"

or worse

"Mummy!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 24/06/23 15:24:50]

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By *elix SightedMan over a year ago

Cloud 8

Ooooo, and there’s the custard.

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By *elix SightedMan over a year ago

Cloud 8

Sorry, your Worships. But that barrister is hot!!

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By *ndycoinsMan over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

Well,here's another fine mess.

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By *hav02Man over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Kerrrrching.

Ok thanks, can I have cash for the taxi ride home now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Something’s happening!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your brother's tighter

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By *hickstickxxxMan over a year ago

london

Bazinga!

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

There goes about 500 million possible offspring

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By *omtom21100Man over a year ago

Fareham/Portchester

Oops, that was quick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I canny take it much longer it's going to blow

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Liverpool

Start speaking in a demonic language

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By *stbury DavenportMan over a year ago

Nottingham

"Hey! Ho! Let's go! Hey! Ho! Let's go!"

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By *ndycoinsMan over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

I've started so I'll finish

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By *azza72Man over a year ago

Leeds

Geronimooooooo

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By *TG3Man over a year ago

Dorchester

Theyre going in

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By *TG3Man over a year ago

Dorchester

Oh no swim for your lives

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By *assage King OP Man over a year ago

Harborne

“Hold still gran” lol

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By *ndycoinsMan over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

They think it's all over.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have an ex that clearly something was funny . .whenever he was cumming he would burst out in uncontrollable fits of giggles then full on laugh.... it was a bit unsettling lol

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By *omtom21100Man over a year ago

Fareham/Portchester

Take your teeth out I’m almost there….

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By *iaisonseekerMan over a year ago

Liverpool

Quick, put on the Margaret Thatcher/Boris Johnson mask!

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By *KTim61Man over a year ago

Tipton

Here is 1 I made earlier

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