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How long do you take to get ready for a Fab meet?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Do you take a few hours to properly shave every inch of your body, moisturise, double and triple scrub those intimate areas, choose the right outfit etc etc or a quick swill of the balls* under the tap and throw on your go-to pulling shirt and you’re ready to go 
(* or female equivalent of a “gentleman’s wash” whatever that may be) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hours.
Seriously, I cannot put it any simpler. All those metrosexual skincare products and regime. These Fab women are worth it."
I can imagine your balls being pristine 
In fact I’m imagining them right now  |
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"1 hour for the economy version (shower, shave, blow dry, make up, lingerie). Longer for the deluxe upgrade when douching too"
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I can vouch for this: even the finest art ice-sculpture would melt from her warming ablutions. |
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"Hours.
Seriously, I cannot put it any simpler. All those metrosexual skincare products and regime. These Fab women are worth it.
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I can imagine your balls being pristine
In fact I’m imagining them right now "
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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A social/dalliance or date?
Why yes Dan, I do dislike the word meet.
It really depends. Sometimes I'll listen to music, chat to a friend as I get ready and make sure everything is sorted. It can take a couple of hours as I obviously need to dance and sing along.
Other times I'll be ready in half a hour.
Next Friday before UpTheBrum it's going to take a couple of hours because I'll be talking and wearing something I don't normally so need to hype myself up a bit. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A social/dalliance or date?
Why yes Dan, I do dislike the word meet.
It really depends. Sometimes I'll listen to music, chat to a friend as I get ready and make sure everything is sorted. It can take a couple of hours as I obviously need to dance and sing along.
Other times I'll be ready in half a hour.
Next Friday before UpTheBrum it's going to take a couple of hours because I'll be talking and wearing something I don't normally so need to hype myself up a bit. "
Noted my lovely. I shall use the word “soirée” going forwards xx
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Oh days... there is the overthinking part, then the planning to do things part... then the changing the plans...
If we are actually talking actions to create a clean and not too ugly Posh, though... about an hour. Maybe 90 minutes. Depends how long it has been since I last Shaved my legs  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"A social/dalliance or date?
Why yes Dan, I do dislike the word meet.
It really depends. Sometimes I'll listen to music, chat to a friend as I get ready and make sure everything is sorted. It can take a couple of hours as I obviously need to dance and sing along.
Other times I'll be ready in half a hour.
Next Friday before UpTheBrum it's going to take a couple of hours because I'll be talking and wearing something I don't normally so need to hype myself up a bit.
Noted my lovely. I shall use the word “soirée” going forwards xx
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Thank you hun, it's really nice when people change their language to better suit my mood. xoxo |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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It takes me an hour to shave, trim and moisturise. Then there's hair and makeup.
I stopped meeting because I felt I was putting in a lot of effort for little reward.
Now, they're lucky if I shave my legs and brush on some mascara.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"4-5 weeks
And the rest 
Errr you blew me out last time if I remember.
EXCUSE you man was saving the world  "
I know where you are, that part of the world did not need saving. |
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It takes hours, but I enjoy the process. It steadily increases the excitement for the meet, putting the whole look and outfit together. I'm meticulous in my attention to detail in preparing for a meet.
It makes the "meet now?" messages really funny to me. Like no dude, I don't look like my pictures without a couple hours of work. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"4-5 weeks
And the rest
Errr you blew me out last time if I remember.
EXCUSE you man was saving the world
I know where you are, that part of the world did not need saving. "
You need wine o'clock  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"4-5 weeks
And the rest
Errr you blew me out last time if I remember.
EXCUSE you man was saving the world
I know where you are, that part of the world did not need saving.
You need wine o'clock "
I need you o'clock |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"4-5 weeks
And the rest
Errr you blew me out last time if I remember.
EXCUSE you man was saving the world
I know where you are, that part of the world did not need saving.
You need wine o'clock
I need you o'clock"
You'll need a wheelchair when I'm done
(It's a joke, for anyone that gets offended) |
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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago
Wellingborough |
Depends how long is needed... if I've been working then I'll take longer.
Whatever the case, always try and be the best that is achievable for a prospective meet and clean, trimmed, dressed etc.
Need to try and soften the blow as best as I can and if a meets been arranged, it's only decency to be my best |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
Yesterday I finished work at about 5.45pm and was all showered, dressed and ready to leave for the 2 hour drive to the club as planned just after 6pm.
We left about 7pm.
I'm saying nothing........ 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get ready? 
It doesn't take long to lie back pull your knickers to one side
omg sweaty fanny
Not just a sweaty fanny, a Marks and Spencer clad sweaty fanny "
Sounds tasty. |
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