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Unicorns are not the hardest thing to find
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By *razel OP Man
over a year ago
South East |
A woman with no tattoos who also doesn't have her age preference set to 30 and above who also is looking for single guys who also has an account that isn't run by the man who just wants to show pictures of his wife who also doesn't live far away is |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By the way the trick to get more people with lower age ranges is to get more young people on here so we need to tell everyone to make an account. Problem solved. You’re welcome |
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By *addad99Man
over a year ago
Rotherham /newquay |
"A woman with no tattoos who also doesn't have her age preference set to 30 and above who also is looking for single guys who also has an account that isn't run by the man who just wants to show pictures of his wife who also doesn't live far away is"
you tried the socials  |
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"One day OP, through the trials and tribulations of your meanderings around the Fab ecosystem, you shall find your Shangri-la.  "
Shangri-la? Didn't she go UNLOS about a year ago? Is she back under a new name? |
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"One day OP, through the trials and tribulations of your meanderings around the Fab ecosystem, you shall find your Shangri-la.
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Shangri-la? Didn't she go UNLOS about a year ago? Is she back under a new name?"
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"Shangri-la" sounds like a group of playback vocalists for a 70s Blaxploitation movie. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Other than the tattoos, the distance and the account being ran by a man we are exactly what you’re looking for.
Nice arse man"
Thanks bro. I’ve been hitting those squats on the regular. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I failed badly here.
Yeah bro. Stop sharing pics of your wife. It’s not cool.
Swap you, some of mine for some of your Mrs? "
Deal. Wanna start a wank group? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I failed badly here.
Yeah bro. Stop sharing pics of your wife. It’s not cool.
Swap you, some of mine for some of your Mrs?
Deal. Wanna start a wank group?"
Thursday nights work for you?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I failed badly here.
Yeah bro. Stop sharing pics of your wife. It’s not cool.
Swap you, some of mine for some of your Mrs?
Deal. Wanna start a wank group?
Thursday nights work for you?
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My wife goes to Pilates on Thursdays so that could work. |
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By *razel OP Man
over a year ago
South East |
Thank you for your thoughts and prayers in this most dire time. I consulted with the fab god and he said that the distance isn't necessarily so bad. However, the the tattoos are still a deal breaker. This was something we both agreed on. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I failed badly here.
Yeah bro. Stop sharing pics of your wife. It’s not cool.
Swap you, some of mine for some of your Mrs?
Deal. Wanna start a wank group?
Thursday nights work for you?
My wife goes to Pilates on Thursdays so that could work."
Oh mine too! I'll bring snacks. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I failed badly here.
Yeah bro. Stop sharing pics of your wife. It’s not cool.
Swap you, some of mine for some of your Mrs?
Deal. Wanna start a wank group?
Thursday nights work for you?
My wife goes to Pilates on Thursdays so that could work.
Oh mine too! I'll bring snacks. "
I’ll bring lube and some 80’s jazz mags. I hope you like bush  |
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"Thank you for your thoughts and prayers in this most dire time. I consulted with the fab god and he said that the distance isn't necessarily so bad. However, the the tattoos are still a deal breaker. This was something we both agreed on."
What’s up with tattoos? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thank you for your thoughts and prayers in this most dire time. I consulted with the fab god and he said that the distance isn't necessarily so bad. However, the the tattoos are still a deal breaker. This was something we both agreed on."
I did not!! |
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By *razel OP Man
over a year ago
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"Thank you for your thoughts and prayers in this most dire time. I consulted with the fab god and he said that the distance isn't necessarily so bad. However, the the tattoos are still a deal breaker. This was something we both agreed on.
What’s up with tattoos? "
In all candour, I guess the minimalist tattoos are ok. I don't like the ones that are big and cover up a large portion of whatever body part they are on. If I'm intimate with someone I don't want to look down at their thigh and see Amy Winehouse staring back at me, or worse still, a dragon circling a rose with a thorns |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thank you for your thoughts and prayers in this most dire time. I consulted with the fab god and he said that the distance isn't necessarily so bad. However, the the tattoos are still a deal breaker. This was something we both agreed on.
What’s up with tattoos?
In all candour, I guess the minimalist tattoos are ok. I don't like the ones that are big and cover up a large portion of whatever body part they are on. If I'm intimate with someone I don't want to look down at their thigh and see Amy Winehouse staring back at me, or worse still, a dragon circling a rose with a thorns"
Would a tweetie pie be OK? |
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"Thank you for your thoughts and prayers in this most dire time. I consulted with the fab god and he said that the distance isn't necessarily so bad. However, the the tattoos are still a deal breaker. This was something we both agreed on.
What’s up with tattoos?
In all candour, I guess the minimalist tattoos are ok. I don't like the ones that are big and cover up a large portion of whatever body part they are on. If I'm intimate with someone I don't want to look down at their thigh and see Amy Winehouse staring back at me, or worse still, a dragon circling a rose with a thorns
Would a tweetie pie be OK?"
He'd moan about that reminding him of childhood trauma probably |
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my thoughts are with you at this difficult time. Px 
