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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
We all know the traditional way to do it. Spot one in the wild. Tempt them in closer without homemade lemon drizzle cake, then hug them with superglue on your hands.
But what other ways can you use to catch a unicorn?
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Just be nice and be the sort of person they would enjoy socialising with.
I think we are very ordinary but we have never had any shortage of single women interested in us. I think it's because they know we don't see them as a target and aren't only interested in them for what we can get out of it.
I see couples saying they find it hard. For us it's really easy. We've had a particular lady in our bed a couple of times who is super-hot and way out of our league, but she likes hanging out with us and the rest just follows. |
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over a year ago
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"We all know the traditional way to do it. Spot one in the wild. Tempt them in closer without homemade lemon drizzle cake, then hug them with superglue on your hands.
But what other ways can you use to catch a unicorn?
(This thread may not be entirely serious )"
That would work for me or maybe more tempting with a lemon cheesecake |
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Okay here we go -
You travel south of the Imperial City to the Nibenay Valley.
Make your way to Harcane Grove, it's just west off the road that leads to Bravil.
You'll find a large copse of trees.
Approach with cation.
If you look you should see a white unicorn grazing in the centre, but beware, she is guarded by many minotaur's.
You will need to use stealth to avoid detection or draw the minotaur's out and kill them away from the unicorn.
It's of vital importance she does not see you, she will become hostile if she senses danger.
Once you have evaded the minotaur's, approach the unicorn slowly from behind, you must be sneaking.
When you are close enough mount her from behind.
Congratulations! You have caught the Unicorn.
She will now spawn with you whenever you fast travel to a new location.
She is the fastest steed in the land of Cyrodliil.
She will attack you a lot... just let her get on with it, you can still ride her and she will still spawn with you.
However, the option of stealth for future engagements becomes a pointless endeavour as it's impossible to sneak up on someone when your unicorn is trying to kill you.
I hope this has helped you.
Points for anyone that knew what on earth I was on about |
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"then hug them with superglue on your hands."
Great line! 
We actually got our Unicorn on Blackpool South Pier on the Camel racing (you know, you roll the balls up!). We have a photo where she's giving Mr oral to completion  |
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"Okay here we go -
You travel south of the Imperial City to the Nibenay Valley.
Make your way to Harcane Grove, it's just west off the road that leads to Bravil.
You'll find a large copse of trees.
Approach with cation.
If you look you should see a white unicorn grazing in the centre, but beware, she is guarded by many minotaur's.
You will need to use stealth to avoid detection or draw the minotaur's out and kill them away from the unicorn.
It's of vital importance she does not see you, she will become hostile if she senses danger.
Once you have evaded the minotaur's, approach the unicorn slowly from behind, you must be sneaking.
When you are close enough mount her from behind.
Congratulations! You have caught the Unicorn.
She will now spawn with you whenever you fast travel to a new location.
She is the fastest steed in the land of Cyrodliil.
She will attack you a lot... just let her get on with it, you can still ride her and she will still spawn with you.
However, the option of stealth for future engagements becomes a pointless endeavour as it's impossible to sneak up on someone when your unicorn is trying to kill you.
I hope this has helped you.
Points for anyone that knew what on earth I was on about "
ESO? 
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"We usually just send an unsolicited cock and pussy pic  doubtful there is a better tactic than this 
D.
Does that depend on the cock and the pussy?
Surely the background has some effect also ?  "
Ye, we don’t send our own for obvious reasons  just pinch em from the net!!
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"Okay here we go -
You travel south of the Imperial City to the Nibenay Valley.
Make your way to Harcane Grove, it's just west off the road that leads to Bravil.
You'll find a large copse of trees.
Approach with cation.
If you look you should see a white unicorn grazing in the centre, but beware, she is guarded by many minotaur's.
You will need to use stealth to avoid detection or draw the minotaur's out and kill them away from the unicorn.
It's of vital importance she does not see you, she will become hostile if she senses danger.
Once you have evaded the minotaur's, approach the unicorn slowly from behind, you must be sneaking.
When you are close enough mount her from behind.
Congratulations! You have caught the Unicorn.
She will now spawn with you whenever you fast travel to a new location.
She is the fastest steed in the land of Cyrodliil.
She will attack you a lot... just let her get on with it, you can still ride her and she will still spawn with you.
However, the option of stealth for future engagements becomes a pointless endeavour as it's impossible to sneak up on someone when your unicorn is trying to kill you.
I hope this has helped you.
Points for anyone that knew what on earth I was on about
ESO?
D."
Elder Scrolls Online? - I'll you give you that... It was a Oblivion. |
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"Okay here we go -
You travel south of the Imperial City to the Nibenay Valley.
Make your way to Harcane Grove, it's just west off the road that leads to Bravil.
You'll find a large copse of trees.
Approach with cation.
If you look you should see a white unicorn grazing in the centre, but beware, she is guarded by many minotaur's.
You will need to use stealth to avoid detection or draw the minotaur's out and kill them away from the unicorn.
It's of vital importance she does not see you, she will become hostile if she senses danger.
Once you have evaded the minotaur's, approach the unicorn slowly from behind, you must be sneaking.
When you are close enough mount her from behind.
Congratulations! You have caught the Unicorn.
She will now spawn with you whenever you fast travel to a new location.
She is the fastest steed in the land of Cyrodliil.
She will attack you a lot... just let her get on with it, you can still ride her and she will still spawn with you.
However, the option of stealth for future engagements becomes a pointless endeavour as it's impossible to sneak up on someone when your unicorn is trying to kill you.
I hope this has helped you.
Points for anyone that knew what on earth I was on about
ESO?
D.
Elder Scrolls Online? - I'll you give you that... It was a Oblivion."
Of course 
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Approach them with extreme caution and avoid the male's rubbing their trousers and getting all over excited and so best let the female half do the luring with a nice smile and some comments about what said unicorn might be wearing ???? |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Dig a hole, cover it in sticks and leaves then put some lucky charms in the middle. When you hear a loud thump and swearing then you've caught a unicorn."
I tried that.
The only thing I caught was a ford fiesta. |
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"Dig a hole, cover it in sticks and leaves then put some lucky charms in the middle. When you hear a loud thump and swearing then you've caught a unicorn.
I tried that.
The only thing I caught was a ford fiesta. "
I think they're a catch and release thing |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Dig a hole, cover it in sticks and leaves then put some lucky charms in the middle. When you hear a loud thump and swearing then you've caught a unicorn.
I tried that.
The only thing I caught was a ford fiesta.
I think they're a catch and release thing"
My fault for digging up the A16  |
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By *vilgasamWoman
over a year ago
The dot in the i |
"Just be nice and be the sort of person they would enjoy socialising with.
I think we are very ordinary but we have never had any shortage of single women interested in us. I think it's because they know we don't see them as a target and aren't only interested in them for what we can get out of it.
I see couples saying they find it hard. For us it's really easy. We've had a particular lady in our bed a couple of times who is super-hot and way out of our league, but she likes hanging out with us and the rest just follows. "
This is the only tempting reply here tbh, the rest make me want to back off and lock down my filters even tighter |
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