Russ on x2 occasions Toyah when she was a young chick and people pleaser.Now never.Much older & wiser.Orgasms are totally amazing obviously but not always achievable.Goo connections and fun meetings are good too.  |
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I’m highly ashamed to admit it, but yes 
To be fair, I was really tired and feeling as my penis was about to drop down like the Hindenburg, and I really didn’t wish to hurt my partner’s feelings, I hastily summoned my would be thespian skills and let out a guttural groan so as to indicate that I’d ejaculated.
I even remembered to tense it at the climactic moment to.
Oscar worthy it was in fact…well….maybe not then and I’m not exactly proud of it |
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Definitely done it at least once.
Although in fairness it was my first time as a Virgin and I didn't quite know how to react
But I definitely made it up to the same person several nights later  |
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"I’m highly ashamed to admit it, but yes
To be fair, I was really tired and feeling as my penis was about to drop down like the Hindenburg, and I really didn’t wish to hurt my partner’s feelings, I hastily summoned my would be thespian skills and let out a guttural groan so as to indicate that I’d ejaculated.
I even remembered to tense it at the climactic moment to.
Oscar worthy it was in fact…well….maybe not then and I’m not exactly proud of it "
Oh thats sweet for the attention to detail.  |
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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago
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Yes, I have.
I used to meet regularly with a guy who's goal was to give me at least 3 orgasms before I even touched him! The only problem was that occasionally, he would be a bit over enthusiastic on the 1st one & he could be a bit rough...occasionally I faked it so he relaxed a bit & the next 2 or 3 were always bloody awesome!! I never had the heart to criticise him!! |
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"I’m highly ashamed to admit it, but yes
To be fair, I was really tired and feeling as my penis was about to drop down like the Hindenburg, and I really didn’t wish to hurt my partner’s feelings, I hastily summoned my would be thespian skills and let out a guttural groan so as to indicate that I’d ejaculated.
I even remembered to tense it at the climactic moment to.
Oscar worthy it was in fact…well….maybe not then and I’m not exactly proud of it
Oh thats sweet for the attention to detail. "
 I could almost feel the warm presence of the late Sir Lawrence Olivier smiling at my performance.
….then I felt bad that he had seen my penis…  |
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"I’m highly ashamed to admit it, but yes
To be fair, I was really tired and feeling as my penis was about to drop down like the Hindenburg, and I really didn’t wish to hurt my partner’s feelings, I hastily summoned my would be thespian skills and let out a guttural groan so as to indicate that I’d ejaculated.
I even remembered to tense it at the climactic moment to.
Oscar worthy it was in fact…well….maybe not then and I’m not exactly proud of it
Oh thats sweet for the attention to detail.
I could almost feel the warm presence of the late Sir Lawrence Olivier smiling at my performance.
….then I felt bad that he had seen my penis… "
He was a consummate professional, he would pretend not to have seen Im sure.  |
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"I’m highly ashamed to admit it, but yes
To be fair, I was really tired and feeling as my penis was about to drop down like the Hindenburg, and I really didn’t wish to hurt my partner’s feelings, I hastily summoned my would be thespian skills and let out a guttural groan so as to indicate that I’d ejaculated.
I even remembered to tense it at the climactic moment to.
Oscar worthy it was in fact…well….maybe not then and I’m not exactly proud of it
Oh thats sweet for the attention to detail.
I could almost feel the warm presence of the late Sir Lawrence Olivier smiling at my performance.
….then I felt bad that he had seen my penis…
He was a consummate professional, he would pretend not to have seen Im sure. "
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Never any warm yogurt around at the time, so no!
If I have had enough, I simply say so!
Not sure why anyone would!!
I would much prefer her to say she wasnt feeling it or, better still, what your doing isn't working, try this! |
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By *orl1971Couple
over a year ago
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Never faked it for both of us. We once met a guy and he was really upset that he never made the wife orgasm. Not his fault but it seemed to dent his confidence so maybe on some occasions it might be better to fake it. |
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By *eyeYCouple
over a year ago
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"Of course when you have been shagin forever and you are knackered "
That!!
Utterly, If I've had a couple of drinks I sometimes find the only climax likely would be a heart attack!
Can be absolutely nothing to do with 'them' or what their doing but after an extended length of time (will not specify as don't want to brag ) I have faked it, honestly because someone has given you the utter compliment of wanting to have sex with you and would feel shit if they felt it was in anyway a reflection..
With Y never, mostly as I've never needed to, but she knows there's other factors and frankly I'm not an Olympic athlete in my 20's
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No. The closest I got was having sex for the first time with an ex. It was perfectly pleasant and he asked afterwards if I'd orgasmed. I shook my head, which he took to mean I'd cum twice. I didn't have the heart to correct him as he was so delighted. |
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Ladies, the overwhelming response of yes is devastating to read.
Statistically, that means that I have... somehow, managed to always succeed in my goals.
Against all odds.
I would say I've been lucky, but really, it was them that were lucky. |
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I didn't fake it but I was brutally honest with a woman telling her it wasn't going to happen, I was very uncomfortable with her husband trying to make eye contact with me while I was balls deep in his wife lmao  |
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"Ladies, the overwhelming response of yes is devastating to read.
Statistically, that means that I have... somehow, managed to always succeed in my goals.
Against all odds.
I would say I've been lucky, but really, it was them that were lucky. "
Or you just fucked good actresses |
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"Ladies, the overwhelming response of yes is devastating to read.
Statistically, that means that I have... somehow, managed to always succeed in my goals.
Against all odds.
I would say I've been lucky, but really, it was them that were lucky.
Or you just fucked good actresses "
They gave Oscar winning performances im sure |
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"Have you ever faked one?? "
Funny story!! I was dating this guy years ago, we went on several dates before we slept together and on EVERY date he always managed to bring up that he could always tell when a woman faked an orgasm and how when he confronted them he got dumped. I know, I know, so many red flags, I was young and VERY dumb! Anyhow… I proved him wrong! Lol and I told him when I broke up with him (suspected he was cheating) and he asked why, so I told him I was tired of faking it and I needed a man that could really make me cum, he was adamant that I didn’t fake it, so I had a “when Harry met sally” moment on the bench in the park where I dumped him! lol he just got real red in the face, called me a fake fucking bitch and walked off |
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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago
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"Ladies, the overwhelming response of yes is devastating to read.
Statistically, that means that I have... somehow, managed to always succeed in my goals.
Against all odds.
I would say I've been lucky, but really, it was them that were lucky. "
I love that you think you can tell!! |
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"Ladies, the overwhelming response of yes is devastating to read.
Statistically, that means that I have... somehow, managed to always succeed in my goals.
Against all odds.
I would say I've been lucky, but really, it was them that were lucky.
I love that you think you can tell!! "
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"Have you ever faked one??
Funny story!! I was dating this guy years ago, we went on several dates before we slept together and on EVERY date he always managed to bring up that he could always tell when a woman faked an orgasm and how when he confronted them he got dumped. I know, I know, so many red flags, I was young and VERY dumb! Anyhow… I proved him wrong! Lol and I told him when I broke up with him (suspected he was cheating) and he asked why, so I told him I was tired of faking it and I needed a man that could really make me cum, he was adamant that I didn’t fake it, so I had a “when Harry met sally” moment on the bench in the park where I dumped him! lol he just got real red in the face, called me a fake fucking bitch and walked off "
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
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No, I just tell them to work harder or tell them to suck my balls or kiss my stomach for a bit (LOVE STOMACH KISSES) and then blow my load wherever she is comfortable.
Because you deserve that choice, ladies  |
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