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45mins of sex………
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"Do I not get a cuddle after?" Just a pat on the arse as you leave I’m afraid  | |||
"Sorry luv, me back's playing up. "Next time maybe | |||
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"Sorry luv, me back's playing up.
Next time maybe " | |||
"the cuddle after is the best bit even after a quickie" I’m not a cuddler  | |||
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"the cuddle after is the best bit even after a quickie I’m not a cuddler "How about spooning then?? | |||
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"Sounds heavenly! "I’m not your type dude | |||
"Best I can offer is 2 minutes and 17 seconds. It's Thursday so I'm kinda busy washing my pet lettuce " I hope you find the one | |||
"Hmmm you'd tap out in 10mins sorry dude." My hole is virgin so you’re probably right | |||
"the cuddle after is the best bit even after a quickie I’m not a cuddler
How about spooning then??"The only spoon I know is for making a cup of tea | |||
"Can I wipe my cock on your curtains? " I’ve got blinds dude so watch you don’t slice your bell end on them | |||
"45 minutes? Do I at least get 5 minutes to finish myself off after? "I don’t care what you do cause I’ll be long gone | |||
"How about just a quick in out, in out? " Perfect  | |||
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"………then you both just bugger off and get on with your day. Who’s up for it? Love and Peace
"Get on with your day? I’m not sure I understand, 45 minutes of sex equates to 15 months..  | |||
"Can I have a 10 minute quicky on the washing machine for added vibrations Rex "Only if my ballbag can tickle your bumhole | |||
"20 minutes including foreplay is enough for me. "It’s a good job I’m good at foreplay because I’m really quick with the main course  | |||
"45 minutes that's a bloody marathon "We can watch an episode Eastendersdale Farm after we’ve finished | |||
"………then you both just bugger off and get on with your day. Who’s up for it? Love and Peace
Get on with your day? I’m not sure I understand, 45 minutes of sex equates to 15 months.. "Show off | |||
"………then you both just bugger off and get on with your day. Who’s up for it? Love and Peace
"Can I have 15 minutes with sandwiches served afterwards? And maybe a cream soda float but no funny business with the ingredients | |||
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"………then you both just bugger off and get on with your day. Who’s up for it? Love and Peace
Can I have 15 minutes with sandwiches served afterwards? And maybe a cream soda float but no funny business with the ingredients "No. It’s a shag or nothing | |||
"Sounds reasonable. Stick the kettle on before you go though "Pot noodle? | |||
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"Sounds reasonable. Stick the kettle on before you go though
Pot noodle? "Nah boiling water ready to clean the sheets  | |||
"………then you both just bugger off and get on with your day. Who’s up for it? Love and Peace
"45 mins? Only doing foreplay then? | |||
"Sorry OP, you're not my type" I’m everybody’s type | |||
"Meh." No jizz for you then | |||
"Sounds reasonable. Stick the kettle on before you go though
Pot noodle?
Nah boiling water ready to clean the sheets "Are you a squirter? | |||
"………then you both just bugger off and get on with your day. Who’s up for it? Love and Peace
"Only if I'm the one doing the bumming . To you | |||
"………then you both just bugger off and get on with your day. Who’s up for it? Love and Peace
45 mins? Only doing foreplay then? "When you become this good you only need 45mins | |||
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"I’m waiting for the 4.5 minutes thread "Won’t be long dude | |||
"I’m waiting for the 4.5 minutes thread
Won’t be long dude "4.5 seconds long?! 
Jo.Xx | |||
"I’m waiting for the 4.5 minutes thread
Won’t be long dude
4.5 seconds long?!
Jo.Xx "With you, yes | |||
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"I’m waiting for the 4.5 minutes thread
Won’t be long dude
4.5 seconds long?!
Jo.Xx
With you, yes "Pppfftttt. I'd give you 2.5 before you splirt!
Jo.Xx | |||
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"Can I have a full itinerary of activities and events please... I don't just want 44 mins of your helicoptering cock before you dip it for 30 seconds A good order of events could clinch things" 44mins of helicopters 0.5mins of hankey panky 0.5mins of showing you to the door | |||
"You'd be lucky to last 5 minutes with me. I'm just that good "5mins would be perfect | |||
"I’m waiting for the 4.5 minutes thread
Won’t be long dude
4.5 seconds long?!
Jo.Xx
With you, yes
Pppfftttt. I'd give you 2.5 before you splirt!
Jo.Xx "Honestly, it wouldn’t be that long  | |||
"Bit longer than the 45 seconds I’m used to but I’ll give it a go "When? | |||
"I’m waiting for the 4.5 minutes thread
Won’t be long dude
4.5 seconds long?!
Jo.Xx
With you, yes
Pppfftttt. I'd give you 2.5 before you splirt!
Jo.Xx
Honestly, it wouldn’t be that long "You know this!!
Jo.Xx | |||
"How about just a quick in out, in out? " Don't forget to shake it all about. | |||
