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Inequality of the Sexes
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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
No. Not the serious stuff of equal rights, pay, conditions etc.
What stuff do you think is seriously unfair that men and women have to put up with that the opposite sex doesn't?
Queues for loos. Us guys have the added bonus of communal urinals meaning we can syphon the python much quicker and get back to drinking cocktails on a hot day faster.
Sex. Men - I don't care if you think you're Jesse Ventura and a 'god damn sexual tyrannosaurus'. Women are more able to take on multiple partners in succession than any guy.
And of course.....multiple orgasms. Sucks being a guy. 
What else? 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Having to hold your shit together as a man sucks. If we lose it or wobble ever so slightly, having a bad day, bad mood, dont want to talk, say how we feel, we're wrong. Because we express it badly. |
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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Having things mansplained - what's that about FFS? "
Well.....
It's when a man tells you how to do something, how something works or explains why something happens in simple terms so as not to confuse you because long words can sometimes be difficult to understand.
Is that a simple enough explanation.   
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"Having things mansplained - what's that about FFS?
Best if we don't worry our little ladybrains about it.
Men  "
Oh!
It's only ever men - or white people - who are generalised about. Not all men, not all white people. Will no one know their plight, being so ruthlessly targeted 
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Having things mansplained - what's that about FFS?
Well.....
It's when a man tells you how to do something, how something works or explains why something happens in simple terms so as not to confuse you because long words can sometimes be difficult to understand.
Is that a simple enough explanation.
A"
How magnanimous of you to so eloquently establish the definition of such a nonsensical word in our vocabulary. I am forever indebted to you for mansplaning it to me! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The issue with having a label. Is next time I get asked a question by a female I'll think I'm "mansplaining" something. So I'll just walk off. Problem solved. |
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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Having things mansplained - what's that about FFS?
Well.....
It's when a man tells you how to do something, how something works or explains why something happens in simple terms so as not to confuse you because long words can sometimes be difficult to understand.
Is that a simple enough explanation.
A
How magnanimous of you to so eloquently establish the definition of such a nonsensical word in our vocabulary. I am forever indebted to you for mansplaning it to me! "
You're very welcome! Always happy to help.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Women don't understand how uncomfortable it is when your ball sack sticks to your leg, or how annoying it is to be constantly reminded about the job you said you'd do 6 months ago |
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"Having things mansplained - what's that about FFS?
Well.....
It's when a man tells you how to do something, how something works or explains why something happens in simple terms so as not to confuse you because long words can sometimes be difficult to understand.
Is that a simple enough explanation.
A
How magnanimous of you to so eloquently establish the definition of such a nonsensical word in our vocabulary. I am forever indebted to you for mansplaning it to me! "
Perfect little lady you are so lucky to have a man that has the patience to explain mansplaining to you.
Women know your place. |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
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Tell ya what though ladies
You'll never get that horror that is going for a wee through a zipper and then shaking it and thinking
SURELY all the wee is out. SURELY.
But then slowly putting your bad boy back in and god damn it there's more you nearly made me piss myself you bad bad penis! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Having things mansplained - what's that about FFS?
Well.....
It's when a man tells you how to do something, how something works or explains why something happens in simple terms so as not to confuse you because long words can sometimes be difficult to understand.
Is that a simple enough explanation.
A
How magnanimous of you to so eloquently establish the definition of such a nonsensical word in our vocabulary. I am forever indebted to you for mansplaning it to me!
Perfect little lady you are so lucky to have a man that has the patience to explain mansplaining to you.
Women know your place. "
Quite frankly I am shocked and surprised more of the generous menfolk on here have not stepped forth to offer their interpretations. It seems to be a peculiar interest for them.  |
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Perfect little lady you are so lucky to have a man that has the patience to explain mansplaining to you.
Women know your place. "
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My missus once asked me what mansplaining was.
Stared at each other for 20 minutes in silence, it was definitely a trap. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Perfect little lady you are so lucky to have a man that has the patience to explain mansplaining to you.
Women know your place.
(Mr)
My missus once asked me what mansplaining was.
Stared at each other for 20 minutes in silence, it was definitely a trap."
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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
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Perfect little lady you are so lucky to have a man that has the patience to explain mansplaining to you.
Women know your place.
(Mr)
My missus once asked me what mansplaining was.
Stared at each other for 20 minutes in silence, it was definitely a trap."
You passed the test it seems.
Well done! 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Asking for directions.
Women can’t read the map. Men don’t even know where it is and just give you direction the middle of fucking somewhere. "
Are we talking about how men don't know how to find the clit? |
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"Having things mansplained - what's that about FFS?
Well.....
It's when a man tells you how to do something, how something works or explains why something happens in simple terms so as not to confuse you because long words can sometimes be difficult to understand.
Is that a simple enough explanation.
A
How magnanimous of you to so eloquently establish the definition of such a nonsensical word in our vocabulary. I am forever indebted to you for mansplaning it to me!
Perfect little lady you are so lucky to have a man that has the patience to explain mansplaining to you.
Women know your place.
Quite frankly I am shocked and surprised more of the generous menfolk on here have not stepped forth to offer their interpretations. It seems to be a peculiar interest for them. "
Thank goodness it was the little lady in the couple you quite rightly explained the big word for her. Imagine if it was the guy, how embarrassing would that be  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Having things mansplained - what's that about FFS?
Well.....
It's when a man tells you how to do something, how something works or explains why something happens in simple terms so as not to confuse you because long words can sometimes be difficult to understand.
Is that a simple enough explanation.
A
How magnanimous of you to so eloquently establish the definition of such a nonsensical word in our vocabulary. I am forever indebted to you for mansplaning it to me!
Perfect little lady you are so lucky to have a man that has the patience to explain mansplaining to you.
Women know your place.
Quite frankly I am shocked and surprised more of the generous menfolk on here have not stepped forth to offer their interpretations. It seems to be a peculiar interest for them.
Thank goodness it was the little lady in the couple you quite rightly explained the big word for her. Imagine if it was the guy, how embarrassing would that be "
Who says it's not?!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I dont have to worry about a receding hairline, a dodgy prostrate, dangling balls and a shrinking walnut type penis 
And I can have as many orgasms as I want and can still carry on |
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"Women don't understand how uncomfortable it is when your ball sack sticks to your leg, or how annoying it is to be constantly reminded about the job you said you'd do 6 months ago "
Men don't understand what it's like to have your sweaty flaps folded in the wrong way, caught in your gusset or having a wedgie right up both your arse crack AND your fanny region. Digging that lot out is like an archaeological excavation! |
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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Women don't understand how uncomfortable it is when your ball sack sticks to your leg, or how annoying it is to be constantly reminded about the job you said you'd do 6 months ago
Men don't understand what it's like to have your sweaty flaps folded in the wrong way, caught in your gusset or having a wedgie right up both your arse crack AND your fanny region. Digging that lot out is like an archaeological excavation!"
Have you tried using a spatula or one of those spaghetti tools? Give it a bash next time you're in the kitchen.
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"Having things mansplained - what's that about FFS?
Well.....
It's when a man tells you how to do something, how something works or explains why something happens in simple terms so as not to confuse you because long words can sometimes be difficult to understand.
Is that a simple enough explanation.
A
How magnanimous of you to so eloquently establish the definition of such a nonsensical word in our vocabulary. I am forever indebted to you for mansplaning it to me!
Perfect little lady you are so lucky to have a man that has the patience to explain mansplaining to you.
Women know your place.
Quite frankly I am shocked and surprised more of the generous menfolk on here have not stepped forth to offer their interpretations. It seems to be a peculiar interest for them.
Thank goodness it was the little lady in the couple you quite rightly explained the big word for her. Imagine if it was the guy, how embarrassing would that be
Who says it's not?! "
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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Having things mansplained - what's that about FFS?
Well.....
It's when a man tells you how to do something, how something works or explains why something happens in simple terms so as not to confuse you because long words can sometimes be difficult to understand.
Is that a simple enough explanation.
A
How magnanimous of you to so eloquently establish the definition of such a nonsensical word in our vocabulary. I am forever indebted to you for mansplaning it to me!
Perfect little lady you are so lucky to have a man that has the patience to explain mansplaining to you.
Women know your place.
Quite frankly I am shocked and surprised more of the generous menfolk on here have not stepped forth to offer their interpretations. It seems to be a peculiar interest for them.
Thank goodness it was the little lady in the couple you quite rightly explained the big word for her. Imagine if it was the guy, how embarrassing would that be
Who says it's not?!
(slowly walks away ) "
Are saying a man can't mansplain to another man?
How sexist is that? What about equality?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Having things mansplained - what's that about FFS?
Well.....
It's when a man tells you how to do something, how something works or explains why something happens in simple terms so as not to confuse you because long words can sometimes be difficult to understand.
Is that a simple enough explanation.
A
How magnanimous of you to so eloquently establish the definition of such a nonsensical word in our vocabulary. I am forever indebted to you for mansplaning it to me!
Perfect little lady you are so lucky to have a man that has the patience to explain mansplaining to you.
Women know your place.
Quite frankly I am shocked and surprised more of the generous menfolk on here have not stepped forth to offer their interpretations. It seems to be a peculiar interest for them.
Thank goodness it was the little lady in the couple you quite rightly explained the big word for her. Imagine if it was the guy, how embarrassing would that be
Who says it's not?!
(slowly walks away )
Are saying a man can't mansplain to another man?
How sexist is that? What about equality?
A"
I'm beginning to wonder if you need mansplaining mansplained to you!  |
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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Having things mansplained - what's that about FFS?
Well.....
It's when a man tells you how to do something, how something works or explains why something happens in simple terms so as not to confuse you because long words can sometimes be difficult to understand.
Is that a simple enough explanation.
A
How magnanimous of you to so eloquently establish the definition of such a nonsensical word in our vocabulary. I am forever indebted to you for mansplaning it to me!
Perfect little lady you are so lucky to have a man that has the patience to explain mansplaining to you.
Women know your place.
Quite frankly I am shocked and surprised more of the generous menfolk on here have not stepped forth to offer their interpretations. It seems to be a peculiar interest for them.
Thank goodness it was the little lady in the couple you quite rightly explained the big word for her. Imagine if it was the guy, how embarrassing would that be
Who says it's not?!
(slowly walks away )
Are saying a man can't mansplain to another man?
How sexist is that? What about equality?
A
I'm beginning to wonder if you need mansplaining mansplained to you! "
Please!
But can you only use small words.
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*maybe some pictures too........ |
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"Tell ya what though ladies
You'll never get that horror that is going for a wee through a zipper and then shaking it and thinking
SURELY all the wee is out. SURELY.
But then slowly putting your bad boy back in and god damn it there's more you nearly made me piss myself you bad bad penis!"
Said the man currently stuck in the pub toilets waiting for his ‘nearly’ wee to dry up…. |
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"Women don't understand how uncomfortable it is when your ball sack sticks to your leg, or how annoying it is to be constantly reminded about the job you said you'd do 6 months ago "
I wish 6 months it's 4 years here & now he uses the excuse of age & forgetfulness.Still remembers how to wank & when the football is on |
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I have been informed that women have no experience of touching sensations from a Door Handle or the delicate parchment flutter of a restaurant Bill.
We should equalise that imbalance and let the ·gentlewomen· open the doors and get all tactile with paper $£. |
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"I have been informed that women have no experience of touching sensations from a Door Handle or the delicate parchment flutter of a restaurant Bill.
We should equalise that imbalance and let the ·gentlewomen· open the doors and get all tactile with paper $£. "
Don't.
Say.
Anything.
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"I have been informed that women have no experience of touching sensations from a Door Handle or the delicate parchment flutter of a restaurant Bill.
We should equalise that imbalance and let the ·gentlewomen· open the doors and get all tactile with paper $£. "
Ha we open the door and then have to get past you, to take charge when you ask us, where are we going... |
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"I have been informed that women have no experience of touching sensations from a Door Handle or the delicate parchment flutter of a restaurant Bill.
We should equalise that imbalance and let the ·gentlewomen· open the doors and get all tactile with paper $£.
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Don't.
Say.
Anything.
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"I have been informed that women have no experience of touching sensations from a Door Handle or the delicate parchment flutter of a restaurant Bill.
We should equalise that imbalance and let the ·gentlewomen· open the doors and get all tactile with paper $£.
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Ha we open the door and then have to get past you, to take charge when you ask us, where are we going... "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Us family men are expected to be a left over dinner waste compactor
"You've barely touched your dinner, go scrape it on your dad's plate"
Then you moan when we get tubby |
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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Being told off for leaving the toilet seat up.
Too true!! Why do men never complain about the bloody lid being left down?
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Exactly!!!"
That's it.
Every time I need a piss now I'm going to scream 'who left the loo seat down again?'
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*it was nice knowing you all. I'll get Fox to post details of the wake. |
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"Asking for directions.
Women can’t read the map. Men don’t even know where it is and just give you direction the middle of fucking somewhere.
Are we talking about how men don't know how to find the clit? "
Or the G spot |
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"Asking for directions.
Women can’t read the map. Men don’t even know where it is and just give you direction the middle of fucking somewhere.
Are we talking about how men don't know how to find the clit?
Or the G spot"
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"Being told off for leaving the toilet seat up.
Too true!! Why do men never complain about the bloody lid being left down?
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Exactly!!!
That's it.
Every time I need a piss now I'm going to scream 'who left the loo seat down again?'
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*it was nice knowing you all. I'll get Fox to post details of the wake. "
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"Tell ya what though ladies
You'll never get that horror that is going for a wee through a zipper and then shaking it and thinking
SURELY all the wee is out. SURELY.
But then slowly putting your bad boy back in and god damn it there's more you nearly made me piss myself you bad bad penis!"
Tena Lady, my friend - try having babies and not doing your Kegels |
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"Women don't understand how uncomfortable it is when your ball sack sticks to your leg, or how annoying it is to be constantly reminded about the job you said you'd do 6 months ago
Men don't understand what it's like to have your sweaty flaps folded in the wrong way, caught in your gusset or having a wedgie right up both your arse crack AND your fanny region. Digging that lot out is like an archaeological excavation!"
Or under boob sweat when its hot out
The inability to create standard clothing sizes |
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