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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Found this and thought it was funny.
How To Ask A Woman A Question:
Dangerous - What's For dinner?
Safer - Can I help you with dinner?
Safest - Where would you like to go for dinner?
Ultra Safe - Here have some wine.
Dangerous - Are you wearing that?
Safer - You look good in brown.
Safest - Wow! Look at you!
Ultra Safe - Here have some wine.
Dangerous - What are you so worked up about?
Safer - Could you be overreacting?
Safest - Here's my wage packet.
Ultra Safe - Here have some wine.
Dangerous - Should you be eating that?
Safer - You know there are a lot of apples left.
Safest - Can I get you a piece of chocolate?
Ultra Safe - Here have some wine.
Dangerous - What did you do all day?
Safer - I hope you didn't over do it today.
Safest - I have always loved you in that dressing gown!
Ultra Safe - Here have some wine.
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