FabSwingers.com
 

FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > Everyone says they don’t like younger men but

Everyone says they don’t like younger men but

Jump to: Newest in thread

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Younger men seem to have slept with all the older women on the planet.

Something smells like fish.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It’s my fanny

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *razelMan  over a year ago

South East

I'm pretty sure the older women on here don't actually meet anyone, they just spend their time talking about themselves or include themselves in forums to get offended at something

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm pretty sure the older women on here don't actually meet anyone, they just spend their time talking about themselves or include themselves in forums to get offended at something"

I'm offended!!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm pretty sure the older women on here don't actually meet anyone, they just spend their time talking about themselves or include themselves in forums to get offended at something"

Yeah you right dude

I mean I’m not an older woman, but I think that’s the case for all the women on fab

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm pretty sure the older women on here don't actually meet anyone, they just spend their time talking about themselves or include themselves in forums to get offended at something"

How dare you!!!!!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm pretty sure the older women on here don't actually meet anyone, they just spend their time talking about themselves or include themselves in forums to get offended at something

I'm offended!!"

Don’t be, he’s right and we know it.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *a LunaWoman  over a year ago

South Wales


"I'm pretty sure the older women on here don't actually meet anyone, they just spend their time talking about themselves or include themselves in forums to get offended at something"

He’s onto us gals!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Younger men seem to have slept with all the older women on the planet.

Something smells like fish.

"

I said I'd bathe once a month, you men are so fussy

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It’s my fanny"

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I’ve never ever used the phrase “I don’t like younger men (and in my case women).

I won’t be using it anytime soon

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London

I blame the 70s. They all partied way too hard then and don't have the energy for us spring chickens anymore!

(Clicks back and groans)

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I blame the 70s. They all partied way too hard then and don't have the energy for us spring chickens anymore!

(Clicks back and groans)"

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It’s my fanny"

No no it probably isn’t

[it is]

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm pretty sure the older women on here don't actually meet anyone, they just spend their time talking about themselves or include themselves in forums to get offended at something"

They literally exist to tell younger men ‘you’re the same age as my kids’ that is their entire purpose

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Younger men seem to have slept with all the older women on the planet.

Something smells like fish.

I said I'd bathe once a month, you men are so fussy"

Yes. Yes we are. Has fab not taught you that?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I blame the 70s. They all partied way too hard then and don't have the energy for us spring chickens anymore!

(Clicks back and groans)"

Fucking boomers.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It’s my fanny

No no it probably isn’t

[it is]

"

It always is

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *razelMan  over a year ago

South East


"I'm pretty sure the older women on here don't actually meet anyone, they just spend their time talking about themselves or include themselves in forums to get offended at something

They literally exist to tell younger men ‘you’re the same age as my kids’ that is their entire purpose"

Can I get an Amen?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"I'm pretty sure the older women on here don't actually meet anyone, they just spend their time talking about themselves or include themselves in forums to get offended at something"

just because you haven't met an older woman....

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm pretty sure the older women on here don't actually meet anyone, they just spend their time talking about themselves or include themselves in forums to get offended at something

just because you haven't met an older woman...."

You tryna meet

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"I'm pretty sure the older women on here don't actually meet anyone, they just spend their time talking about themselves or include themselves in forums to get offended at something

They literally exist to tell younger men ‘you’re the same age as my kids’ that is their entire purpose"

You're a wee bit older than my son, Steve-o

In this relationship, I am the older woman. Older by 9 months

Doesn't count, does it?!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *egDaySkipperMan  over a year ago

Liverpool

Not all! Some older women just toy with my emotions

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I'm pretty sure the older women on here don't actually meet anyone, they just spend their time talking about themselves or include themselves in forums to get offended at something

They literally exist to tell younger men ‘you’re the same age as my kids’ that is their entire purpose"

I can honestly say I’ve never used the phrase “you’re the same age as my kids”.

So no. That’s not why I exist at all

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I like younger men

and older women

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *mily36CWoman  over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

I'm partial to a younger model now and then... depending

Maybe it's more about maturity

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Younger men seem to have slept with all the older women on the planet.

Something smells like fish.

I said I'd bathe once a month, you men are so fussy

Yes. Yes we are. Has fab not taught you that? "

Oh, in spades

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I blame the 70s. They all partied way too hard then and don't have the energy for us spring chickens anymore!

(Clicks back and groans)

Fucking boomers.

"

...is what you'd love.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *oggoneMan  over a year ago

Derry

Who wants to be a box to tick?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Who wants to be a box to tick?"

Who's got a "smells like fish" box?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Who wants to be a box to tick?

Who's got a "smells like fish" box?"

Me, just for the halibut

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Younger men seem to have slept with all the older women on the planet.

Something smells like fish.

"

Are you the son of Essex Tom?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Who wants to be a box to tick?

Who's got a "smells like fish" box?

Me, just for the halibut "

All I said was ‘That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah’

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Who wants to be a box to tick?

Who's got a "smells like fish" box?

Me, just for the halibut

All I said was ‘That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah’ "

History of the World!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Younger men seem to have slept with all the older women on the planet.

Something smells like fish.

Are you the son of Essex Tom?"

Like ohmigod! Check HER pronouns

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *inger_SnapWoman  over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

It's a lie, everyone guy I've had an actual meet with, off Fab, has been younger than me. Quite a bit usually!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

They're my preference

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I like to tease the younguns

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm pretty sure the older women on here don't actually meet anyone, they just spend their time talking about themselves or include themselves in forums to get offended at something

They literally exist to tell younger men ‘you’re the same age as my kids’ that is their entire purpose

You're a wee bit older than my son, Steve-o

In this relationship, I am the older woman. Older by 9 months

Doesn't count, does it?! "

Doesn’t count

Also I so want to bang your mrs KC

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm pretty sure the older women on here don't actually meet anyone, they just spend their time talking about themselves or include themselves in forums to get offended at something

They literally exist to tell younger men ‘you’re the same age as my kids’ that is their entire purpose

I can honestly say I’ve never used the phrase “you’re the same age as my kids”.

So no. That’s not why I exist at all "

You’re different though. Like special.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It's a lie, everyone guy I've had an actual meet with, off Fab, has been younger than me. Quite a bit usually!"

When are you meeting me then?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Who wants to be a box to tick?

Who's got a "smells like fish" box?

Me, just for the halibut

All I said was ‘That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah’

History of the World!"

Just Brian

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I'm pretty sure the older women on here don't actually meet anyone, they just spend their time talking about themselves or include themselves in forums to get offended at something

They literally exist to tell younger men ‘you’re the same age as my kids’ that is their entire purpose

I can honestly say I’ve never used the phrase “you’re the same age as my kids”.

So no. That’s not why I exist at all

You’re different though. Like special. "

There have been a lot of generalisms flying about in this thread. Wayyyyy too many

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Who wants to be a box to tick?

Who's got a "smells like fish" box?

Me, just for the halibut

All I said was ‘That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah’

History of the World!

Just Brian "

Damn - I recognise it now. There was a similar line in History of the World, but it's been a while since I've seen either.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"It's a lie, everyone guy I've had an actual meet with, off Fab, has been younger than me. Quite a bit usually!

When are you meeting me then? "

You're shameless

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It's a lie, everyone guy I've had an actual meet with, off Fab, has been younger than me. Quite a bit usually!

When are you meeting me then?

You're shameless "

I’m fun! **

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm pretty sure the older women on here don't actually meet anyone, they just spend their time talking about themselves or include themselves in forums to get offended at something

They literally exist to tell younger men ‘you’re the same age as my kids’ that is their entire purpose

I can honestly say I’ve never used the phrase “you’re the same age as my kids”.

So no. That’s not why I exist at all

You’re different though. Like special.

There have been a lot of generalisms flying about in this thread. Wayyyyy too many "

I hope it’s not getting serious. I’m only trying to have a laugh

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The youngest I went was 23, immediately post divorce I wanted the validation but honestly that was definitely too young. If I’m old enough to have made you it’s a no from me.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Who wants to be a box to tick?

Who's got a "smells like fish" box?

Me, just for the halibut

All I said was ‘That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah’

History of the World!

Just Brian

Damn - I recognise it now. There was a similar line in History of the World, but it's been a while since I've seen either. "

Both are awesome

Watch them again darling

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I'm pretty sure the older women on here don't actually meet anyone, they just spend their time talking about themselves or include themselves in forums to get offended at something

They literally exist to tell younger men ‘you’re the same age as my kids’ that is their entire purpose

I can honestly say I’ve never used the phrase “you’re the same age as my kids”.

So no. That’s not why I exist at all

You’re different though. Like special.

There have been a lot of generalisms flying about in this thread. Wayyyyy too many

I hope it’s not getting serious. I’m only trying to have a laugh "

No it’s all good. But some people should think a bit more with their big head instead of their little one before they type on a forum. Some older women don’t have kids. And OP that wasn’t aimed at you

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm pretty sure the older women on here don't actually meet anyone, they just spend their time talking about themselves or include themselves in forums to get offended at something

They literally exist to tell younger men ‘you’re the same age as my kids’ that is their entire purpose

I can honestly say I’ve never used the phrase “you’re the same age as my kids”.

So no. That’s not why I exist at all

You’re different though. Like special.

There have been a lot of generalisms flying about in this thread. Wayyyyy too many "

Absolutely

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm pretty sure the older women on here don't actually meet anyone, they just spend their time talking about themselves or include themselves in forums to get offended at something

They literally exist to tell younger men ‘you’re the same age as my kids’ that is their entire purpose

I can honestly say I’ve never used the phrase “you’re the same age as my kids”.

So no. That’s not why I exist at all

You’re different though. Like special.

There have been a lot of generalisms flying about in this thread. Wayyyyy too many

I hope it’s not getting serious. I’m only trying to have a laugh

No it’s all good. But some people should think a bit more with their big head instead of their little one before they type on a forum. Some older women don’t have kids. And OP that wasn’t aimed at you "

No but it was me that made that comment in jest and I apologise for any offence caused.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I'm pretty sure the older women on here don't actually meet anyone, they just spend their time talking about themselves or include themselves in forums to get offended at something

They literally exist to tell younger men ‘you’re the same age as my kids’ that is their entire purpose

I can honestly say I’ve never used the phrase “you’re the same age as my kids”.

So no. That’s not why I exist at all

You’re different though. Like special.

There have been a lot of generalisms flying about in this thread. Wayyyyy too many

I hope it’s not getting serious. I’m only trying to have a laugh

No it’s all good. But some people should think a bit more with their big head instead of their little one before they type on a forum. Some older women don’t have kids. And OP that wasn’t aimed at you

No but it was me that made that comment in jest and I apologise for any offence caused. "

That’s ok. It’s not a generalism I like to see thrown about… not only for personal reasons.

Apology accepted.

Back on with your top bants

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm pretty sure the older women on here don't actually meet anyone, they just spend their time talking about themselves or include themselves in forums to get offended at something

They literally exist to tell younger men ‘you’re the same age as my kids’ that is their entire purpose

I can honestly say I’ve never used the phrase “you’re the same age as my kids”.

So no. That’s not why I exist at all

You’re different though. Like special.

There have been a lot of generalisms flying about in this thread. Wayyyyy too many

I hope it’s not getting serious. I’m only trying to have a laugh

No it’s all good. But some people should think a bit more with their big head instead of their little one before they type on a forum. Some older women don’t have kids. And OP that wasn’t aimed at you

No but it was me that made that comment in jest and I apologise for any offence caused.

That’s ok. It’s not a generalism I like to see thrown about… not only for personal reasons.

Apology accepted.

Back on with your top bants "

I do make a good top

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

  

By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I'm pretty sure the older women on here don't actually meet anyone, they just spend their time talking about themselves or include themselves in forums to get offended at something

They literally exist to tell younger men ‘you’re the same age as my kids’ that is their entire purpose

I can honestly say I’ve never used the phrase “you’re the same age as my kids”.

So no. That’s not why I exist at all

You’re different though. Like special.

There have been a lot of generalisms flying about in this thread. Wayyyyy too many

I hope it’s not getting serious. I’m only trying to have a laugh

No it’s all good. But some people should think a bit more with their big head instead of their little one before they type on a forum. Some older women don’t have kids. And OP that wasn’t aimed at you

No but it was me that made that comment in jest and I apologise for any offence caused.

That’s ok. It’s not a generalism I like to see thrown about… not only for personal reasons.

Apology accepted.

Back on with your top bants

I do make a good top "

Just as well I’m the little spoon then

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

» Add a new message to this topic

0.0468

0