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The last time you cried laughing?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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When was it and what got you?
Yesterday I was on a phonecall with a fabber. My child walks in and says....
Mum you don't have a wand.
Me: no I don't have one.
MY BRAIN: Actually woman you have two in your bedroom drawer! and have you any idea how this sounds to the guy on the other end of your phone!?!?!
Child: you should get one.
Me: Yes I should, I will. Now please go clean your teeth.
My caller then asks me for context and I tell him child was waving a Harry potter wand at me through the conversation as I die laughing at the whole thing. Crying with laughter I told my caller I'd need to call them back. Took me a while to compose myself.
So what was yours? And was the last time you cried with laughter?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's been a while since the last something made me laugh so hard I cried. It was probably Joe Wilkinson's potato throw on Taskmaster and more specifically, the aftermath! |
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over a year ago
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A bloke in work tripped forward over a lip in the floor and landed head first in a bin with his legs in the air upside down. I was still laughing 3 hours later driving home from work  |
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I was telling off my son yesterday and he interrupted me to say “mummy have you ever taken your eye ball out? Because you can. And I think you should take your eye ball out right now”
Like wtf
And he hates wiping his own arse so usually we have a bit of back and forth I tell him ‘okay well we’re gonna be stuck here all day if you don’t at least try’
But before I even got to that he stands up, turns around and bends over and tells me “mummy, this is a bum. You’re gonna be stuck here all day if you don’t wipe me”
What do you even say to that
I just wiped
I found it so hilarious he’s such a cheeky little shit
Like the other day he was jumping on my bed when I was unpacking and I told him to stop, he laughed and I said ‘no baby, mummy isn’t laughing’ and he said ‘well mummy, I’m not laughing either. I’m just trying to breathe’ okay son
He makes me proper belly laugh |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I was telling off my son yesterday and he interrupted me to say “mummy have you ever taken your eye ball out? Because you can. And I think you should take your eye ball out right now”
Like wtf
And he hates wiping his own arse so usually we have a bit of back and forth I tell him ‘okay well we’re gonna be stuck here all day if you don’t at least try’
But before I even got to that he stands up, turns around and bends over and tells me “mummy, this is a bum. You’re gonna be stuck here all day if you don’t wipe me”
What do you even say to that
I just wiped
I found it so hilarious he’s such a cheeky little shit
Like the other day he was jumping on my bed when I was unpacking and I told him to stop, he laughed and I said ‘no baby, mummy isn’t laughing’ and he said ‘well mummy, I’m not laughing either. I’m just trying to breathe’ okay son
He makes me proper belly laugh"
Absolutely brilliant! That made me laugh a lot! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was telling off my son yesterday and he interrupted me to say “mummy have you ever taken your eye ball out? Because you can. And I think you should take your eye ball out right now”
Like wtf
And he hates wiping his own arse so usually we have a bit of back and forth I tell him ‘okay well we’re gonna be stuck here all day if you don’t at least try’
But before I even got to that he stands up, turns around and bends over and tells me “mummy, this is a bum. You’re gonna be stuck here all day if you don’t wipe me”
What do you even say to that
I just wiped
I found it so hilarious he’s such a cheeky little shit
Like the other day he was jumping on my bed when I was unpacking and I told him to stop, he laughed and I said ‘no baby, mummy isn’t laughing’ and he said ‘well mummy, I’m not laughing either. I’m just trying to breathe’ okay son
He makes me proper belly laugh
Absolutely brilliant! That made me laugh a lot! "
Thought of another
We bought ‘The Chase’ board game to play on holiday, I was on son’s team just letting him pick from A, B or C, it came to a question and I thought I knew the answer so I ignored son, turns out his random guess was correct and I was wrong. He turns to me and shouts “mummy you’re trash!” and now whenever I do something wrong (like muddle up my words, pass him the wrong thing etc) he tells me I’m trash |
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