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over a year ago
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A slushy machine, sounds awesome except it doesn’t actually work, it’s just loud, the juice stays juice unless it’s left for hours and keeping up with the ice/salt needed is more than my standard kitchen can produce, used a whole freezer draw of ice and managed one small glass of slush, absolutely not worth the effort
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
Electric can opener. By the time I’ve kept a firm grip on the can and re-started the opening of said can (because it always goes around at least once without opening it) it would have been quicker to use a manual one. |
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WiFi kettle. As much use as tits on a fish. I keep forgetting to fill it up the previous night, and so I have to get up anyway to fill it and power it up.
I bought this from Posh's online shopping channel. The cow. |
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"WiFi kettle. As much use as tits on a fish. I keep forgetting to fill it up the previous night, and so I have to get up anyway to fill it and power it up.
I bought this from Posh's online shopping channel. The cow."
Wi Fi kettles when all we really needed was a teamaid |
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"WiFi kettle. As much use as tits on a fish. I keep forgetting to fill it up the previous night, and so I have to get up anyway to fill it and power it up.
I bought this from Posh's online shopping channel. The cow."
This sounds remarkably like a bad workman blaming his tools. ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A chocolate fountain. It's just a faff to set up and don't get the satisfaction you'd think it would."
Did you see that video of the guy who put cheese in one and it didn’t go well ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago
Belfast and Fife |
"A chocolate fountain. It's just a faff to set up and don't get the satisfaction you'd think it would.
Did you see that video of the guy who put cheese in one and it didn’t go well "
Hold on, cheese?
He was dipping his cheese in the chocolate or he was hoping to melt the cheese and make a melty cheese fountain? |
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"A chocolate fountain. It's just a faff to set up and don't get the satisfaction you'd think it would.
Did you see that video of the guy who put cheese in one and it didn’t go well "
I haven't, but I'm gonna! ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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"WiFi kettle. As much use as tits on a fish. I keep forgetting to fill it up the previous night, and so I have to get up anyway to fill it and power it up.
I bought this from Posh's online shopping channel. The cow.
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Wi Fi kettles when all we really needed was a teasmaid"
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Those devices have now been made obsolete. ![](/icons/s/sad.gif) |
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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago
Belfast and Fife |
"Someone got me a back scratcher for Christmas ( ) once.
Not necessarily useless, but sadly unused.
It’s upstairs in a cupboard and every time I need my scratched I can’t be arsed to get it "
I keep an extendable mini one in my pocket, soooo good |
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By *929Man
over a year ago
bedlington |
"Someone got me a back scratcher for Christmas ( ) once.
Not necessarily useless, but sadly unused.
It’s upstairs in a cupboard and every time I need my scratched I can’t be arsed to get it "
I absolutely love back scratchers used to get one every birthday/Father’s Day/Xmas back whrn had a lass as would often accidentally break them now I have to get up off the cooch and scratch it on a doorframe ffs |
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"Someone got me a back scratcher for Christmas ( ) once.
Not necessarily useless, but sadly unused.
It’s upstairs in a cupboard and every time I need my scratched I can’t be arsed to get it
I keep an extendable mini one in my pocket, soooo good "
I concur ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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"Pineapple corer, used once nearly severed a few fingers, never used it again "
Is it that one that you turn round to make rings? I think my mum used to have one of those but don't think she ever used it ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By *itenDaysCouple
over a year ago
Vale of Glamorgan |
"Pineapple corer, used once nearly severed a few fingers, never used it again
Is it that one that you turn round to make rings? I think my mum used to have one of those but don't think she ever used it "
Yes it is just sits on a shelf now with the piemaker and the sodastream machine which they no longer make bottles for ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago
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"Pineapple corer, used once nearly severed a few fingers, never used it again
Is it that one that you turn round to make rings? I think my mum used to have one of those but don't think she ever used it
Yes it is just sits on a shelf now with the piemaker and the sodastream machine which they no longer make bottles for "
Ohhh, the piemaker!! I'm going to fire mine up, yum. |
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Little used gadgets (i.e. once or twice a year, if that)
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Sodastream (easier to just buy pre-made)
Waffle Maker (easier to just buy pre-made)
Fajita-press (easier to just buy pre-made)
Ice-cream machine (easier to just buy pre-made)
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There is a theme here, I feel. |
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By *itenDaysCouple
over a year ago
Vale of Glamorgan |
"Pineapple corer, used once nearly severed a few fingers, never used it again
Is it that one that you turn round to make rings? I think my mum used to have one of those but don't think she ever used it
Yes it is just sits on a shelf now with the piemaker and the sodastream machine which they no longer make bottles for
Ohhh, the piemaker!! I'm going to fire mine up, yum."
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