Whats that about? You've had great sex ( not as good as my partner - she’s had the fuck of her entire life… just saying!!) and you lie cuddling… yup some of stay awake that long… then you need a pee… and she does too but her legs are too shaky still.. so she can’t walk… anyone else has this?  |
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"I thought for a moment you had written "Woo'ing after sex". Which, had it been the case, would be putting the cart before the horse!  "
I do that sometimes - i grab a nipple in each hand and go ‘woooo woooo ‘ and make circles with them. Oh how we laugh! |
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Weeing after sex can flush out bacteria that cause UTIs (not STIs!), it benefits anyone but women and people with a vagina/front hole benefit more because they have a shorter urethra and chances of UTI causing bacteria getting in and creating issues is higher x |
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I must be the only person whose bed side table is like an operating theatre with a cleaners bucket on the side.....
seriously .... Lubes, tissues, wet wipes , condoms , vibes, sani bags etc.......
I clean up discreetly during post sex laughs n chat and pass tissues over. Pop it all in sani bag n then go pee n shower one's wonderful clunge.
Drawers on and on with the day
I should do a channel 5 prog about it. Louis Theroux could watch n report |
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I must be the only person whose bed side table is like an operating theatre with a cleaners bucket on the side.....
seriously .... Lubes, tissues, wet wipes , condoms , vibes, sani bags etc.......
I clean up discreetly during post sex laughs n chat and pass tissues over. Pop it all in sani bag n then go pee n shower one's wonderful clunge.
Drawers on and on with the day
I should do a channel 5 prog about it. Louis Theroux could watch n report"
I spoke to him just now and he said I should do the filming and send it to him - honest!! Xx |
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Yeah all I know that first wee after sex feels so good it’s like my cock is so sensitive it’s like a really good relief….. plus it’s has to be a sit down one sometimes it’s just flying out everywhere like I’ve no control ?? |
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"Whats that about? You've had great sex ( not as good as my partner - she’s had the fuck of her entire life… just saying!!) and you lie cuddling… yup some of stay awake that long… then you need a pee… and she does too but her legs are too shaky still.. so she can’t walk… anyone else has this? "
OP, invest in a stairlift that goes to every room in the house for when you have physically and emotionally nuked your lovers.
Think of it like a sexy Wallace and Gromit feng shui.
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"Whats that about? You've had great sex ( not as good as my partner - she’s had the fuck of her entire life… just saying!!) and you lie cuddling… yup some of stay awake that long… then you need a pee… and she does too but her legs are too shaky still.. so she can’t walk… anyone else has this? "
I usually offer them a bed pan because I know they aren't moving for at least 45 minutes and 10 seconds after |
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By *lynJMan
over a year ago
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"Whats that about? You've had great sex ( not as good as my partner - she’s had the fuck of her entire life… just saying!!) and you lie cuddling… yup some of stay awake that long… then you need a pee… and she does too but her legs are too shaky still.. so she can’t walk… anyone else has this? "
And you've not offered to carry them to the bathroom?  |
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"Whats that about? You've had great sex ( not as good as my partner - she’s had the fuck of her entire life… just saying!!) and you lie cuddling… yup some of stay awake that long… then you need a pee… and she does too but her legs are too shaky still.. so she can’t walk… anyone else has this?
OP, invest in a stairlift that goes to every room in the house for when you have physically and emotionally nuked your lovers.
Think of it like a sexy Wallace and Gromit feng shui.
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This is genius  |
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"Whats that about? You've had great sex ( not as good as my partner - she’s had the fuck of her entire life… just saying!!) and you lie cuddling… yup some of stay awake that long… then you need a pee… and she does too but her legs are too shaky still.. so she can’t walk… anyone else has this?
And you've not offered to carry them to the bathroom? "
I would…. But I don’t want to |
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"Whats that about? You've had great sex ( not as good as my partner - she’s had the fuck of her entire life… just saying!!) and you lie cuddling… yup some of stay awake that long… then you need a pee… and she does too but her legs are too shaky still.. so she can’t walk… anyone else has this?
I usually offer them a bed pan because I know they aren't moving for at least 45 minutes and 10 seconds after"
You mean a bed pan isnt for making me a ‘thankyou!’ Fry up after? |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"Whats that about? You've had great sex ( not as good as my partner - she’s had the fuck of her entire life… just saying!!) and you lie cuddling… yup some of stay awake that long… then you need a pee… and she does too but her legs are too shaky still.. so she can’t walk… anyone else has this?
OP, invest in a stairlift that goes to every room in the house for when you have physically and emotionally nuked your lovers.
Think of it like a sexy Wallace and Gromit feng shui.
This is genius "
Or a winch/hoist, if starlings are viable.
Nothing says you care for someone more than strapping them in, stark bollock naked and winching them up the outside of your house from the patio doors to the upstairs bathroom.
Plus it entertains the neighbours. 
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By *bi HaiveMan
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"Whats that about? You've had great sex ( not as good as my partner - she’s had the fuck of her entire life… just saying!!) and you lie cuddling… yup some of stay awake that long… then you need a pee… and she does too but her legs are too shaky still.. so she can’t walk… anyone else has this?
OP, invest in a stairlift that goes to every room in the house for when you have physically and emotionally nuked your lovers.
Think of it like a sexy Wallace and Gromit feng shui.
This is genius
Or a winch/hoist, if starlings are viable.
Nothing says you care for someone more than strapping them in, stark bollock naked and winching them up the outside of your house from the patio doors to the upstairs bathroom.
Plus it entertains the neighbours.
A"
Starlings?
Stairlifts!!
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"Whats that about? You've had great sex ( not as good as my partner - she’s had the fuck of her entire life… just saying!!) and you lie cuddling… yup some of stay awake that long… then you need a pee… and she does too but her legs are too shaky still.. so she can’t walk… anyone else has this? "
Yep I’ve had to carry Mrs CT to the toilet a few times.
Each time she’s used a Sybian I need to pick her up and carry her to a couch |
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"Whats that about? You've had great sex ( not as good as my partner - she’s had the fuck of her entire life… just saying!!) and you lie cuddling… yup some of stay awake that long… then you need a pee… and she does too but her legs are too shaky still.. so she can’t walk… anyone else has this?
I usually offer them a bed pan because I know they aren't moving for at least 45 minutes and 10 seconds after
You mean a bed pan isnt for making me a ‘thankyou!’ Fry up after? "
I'd say never use the same one for both |
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"I always pee after sex.
Jelly legs are par for the course.
I'm lucky that my men friends live in flats or I'd have to pee in a cup  "
Yes it s actually good..especially after anal..to clean up your pee tube  |
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I must be the only person whose bed side table is like an operating theatre with a cleaners bucket on the side.....
seriously .... Lubes, tissues, wet wipes , condoms , vibes, sani bags etc.......
Lol , well it does help to be so.organized..however sometimes sex happens.spontanously and it just goes as it is..gives it extra kink i suppose
I clean up discreetly during post sex laughs n chat and pass tissues over. Pop it all in sani bag n then go pee n shower one's wonderful clunge.
Drawers on and on with the day
I should do a channel 5 prog about it. Louis Theroux could watch n report"
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By *atnayCouple
over a year ago
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"I always pee after sex.
Jelly legs are par for the course.
I'm lucky that my men friends live in flats or I'd have to pee in a cup
Yes it s actually good..especially after anal..to clean up your pee tube "
I have one strict rule with anal play. One hand for anal and one for pussy play. Never do they swap places. |
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Still had jelly legs this morning too!
Mrs 
