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No sex, no Chinese food because they're shut even though it says open online and all I seem to attract locally is cocks and that's no good to me 
I'm moving up north where most of my friends are, which one of you wants me? I lift the seat to pee and put it down when finished and I'm pretty good at cooking  |
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"I noticed that take outs were not common in the evenings when I have visited Wales, and delivery non-existent "
They do exist but one that's meant to be open till 10 is on holiday, how dare they deny my stomach  |
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"I noticed that take outs were not common in the evenings when I have visited Wales, and delivery non-existent
They do exist but one that's meant to be open till 10 is on holiday, how dare they deny my stomach "
The last place I visited was Barmouth, there wasn't any open in the evening after tea time, the ONE that was supposed to be open was shut for holidays too  |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
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"Bit attention seeking this PD...
Damn right it is, the ladies should heed my fair warning and get on my cock before it's too late "
They only got 4 minutes to get on cock!
You know that song you just put in my head with Madonna and JT. Absolute tune. |
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If you're going North, do it properly and come to the North East. Great cities, fantastic countryside, the best beaches in the UK and great craic. Got to go and get the spare room ready for you - see you soon! |
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"I noticed that take outs were not common in the evenings when I have visited Wales, and delivery non-existent
They do exist but one that's meant to be open till 10 is on holiday, how dare they deny my stomach
The last place I visited was Barmouth, there wasn't any open in the evening after tea time, the ONE that was supposed to be open was shut for holidays too "
The cheek of them |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
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"How far up north?? 
Maybe Scotland, so many lovely fabbers up there. It's a mission though but it looks lovely "
Unless you're moving to one of those cities I'd say goodbye to those Chinese takeaways... |
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"Bit attention seeking this PD...
Damn right it is, the ladies should heed my fair warning and get on my cock before it's too late
They only got 4 minutes to get on cock!
You know that song you just put in my head with Madonna and JT. Absolute tune."
I'd give them a little longer, I live in the valleys Brucey |
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"How far up north??
Maybe Scotland, so many lovely fabbers up there. It's a mission though but it looks lovely "
Outside the major cities, I think you'll have the same takeaway related issues there! We don't have much to choose from here at all. If we don't mind something lukewarm from the nearest big town, then fine, but I'd rather cook tbh. |
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"If you're going North, do it properly and come to the North East. Great cities, fantastic countryside, the best beaches in the UK and great craic. Got to go and get the spare room ready for you - see you soon!"
I do fancy some nights out in Newcastle |
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"How far up north??
Maybe Scotland, so many lovely fabbers up there. It's a mission though but it looks lovely
Unless you're moving to one of those cities I'd say goodbye to those Chinese takeaways..."
Don't come in here pissing on my dreams Brucey |
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Come here our local Chinese is banging! I can pitch you up our tent in the garden for a few days. I’ll come check on you periodically just to make sure the cows haven’t got in again and trampled you to death  |
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"I will settle for the left foot and a bottle of water then.
Hang on, you wanted my slippers and now you want my left foot
Yip.
You won't need it where you are going. "
If I'm going to be horizontal most of the time then I think you're right |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
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"Are you wanting to attract the Chinese food and not the cocks?
I don't want to attract any cocks, my personal area is cock free apart from my own at all times "
So you're saying you wouldnt suck a cock for that takeaway?
I mean I felt bad for you before but it really doesn't sound like that much of an issue to you really |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
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"Come here our local Chinese is banging! I can pitch you up our tent in the garden for a few days. I’ll come check on you periodically just to make sure the cows haven’t got in again and trampled you to death "
But....but what if they had? |
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"I will settle for the left foot and a bottle of water then.
Hang on, you wanted my slippers and now you want my left foot
Yip.
You won't need it where you are going.
If I'm going to be horizontal most of the time then I think you're right "
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"How far up north??
Maybe Scotland, so many lovely fabbers up there. It's a mission though but it looks lovely
Outside the major cities, I think you'll have the same takeaway related issues there! We don't have much to choose from here at all. If we don't mind something lukewarm from the nearest big town, then fine, but I'd rather cook tbh. "
I'd plan carefully, good mix of sex and food or it's pointless |
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"Come here our local Chinese is banging! I can pitch you up our tent in the garden for a few days. I’ll come check on you periodically just to make sure the cows haven’t got in again and trampled you to death
But....but what if they had?"
A good Chinese is worth the risk! |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
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"Come here our local Chinese is banging! I can pitch you up our tent in the garden for a few days. I’ll come check on you periodically just to make sure the cows haven’t got in again and trampled you to death
But....but what if they had?
A good Chinese is worth the risk! "
I mean for you...like....babe you know that fabber we let stay in the garden for that takeaway....got a rake? |
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"I could walk for 3 minutes and get to 2 chinese takeaways, 1 pizza shop, 1 chippy and a Carribbean food takeaway that all open till late. Just saying "
So could I usually but they're mostly on holiday, don't have carribian but I can live without that |
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"Come here our local Chinese is banging! I can pitch you up our tent in the garden for a few days. I’ll come check on you periodically just to make sure the cows haven’t got in again and trampled you to death "
You best stay with me and give the Mr a break |
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"Are you wanting to attract the Chinese food and not the cocks?
I don't want to attract any cocks, my personal area is cock free apart from my own at all times
So you're saying you wouldnt suck a cock for that takeaway?
I mean I felt bad for you before but it really doesn't sound like that much of an issue to you really"
I'm hungry Brucey, not desperate |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
London |
"Are you wanting to attract the Chinese food and not the cocks?
I don't want to attract any cocks, my personal area is cock free apart from my own at all times
So you're saying you wouldnt suck a cock for that takeaway?
I mean I felt bad for you before but it really doesn't sound like that much of an issue to you really
I'm hungry Brucey, not desperate "
Lotta good protein in those bad boys just sayinnnnn |
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"Come here our local Chinese is banging! I can pitch you up our tent in the garden for a few days. I’ll come check on you periodically just to make sure the cows haven’t got in again and trampled you to death
But....but what if they had?
A good Chinese is worth the risk!
I mean for you...like....babe you know that fabber we let stay in the garden for that takeaway....got a rake?"
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"My local Chinese takeaway is still open, in a small valleys mining town *justsayin'*"
There's one 5 miles away but I doubt they deliver that far a delivery would be crazy probably, I'll just suffer |
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"Come here our local Chinese is banging! I can pitch you up our tent in the garden for a few days. I’ll come check on you periodically just to make sure the cows haven’t got in again and trampled you to death
You best stay with me and give the Mr a break "
I’ve only got the one sleeping bag mind but we’ll make it work  |
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"Are you wanting to attract the Chinese food and not the cocks?
I don't want to attract any cocks, my personal area is cock free apart from my own at all times
So you're saying you wouldnt suck a cock for that takeaway?
I mean I felt bad for you before but it really doesn't sound like that much of an issue to you really
I'm hungry Brucey, not desperate
Lotta good protein in those bad boys just sayinnnnn"
I have my own protein |
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By *929Man
over a year ago
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"Feel your pain mate my favourite Chinese just been shut for two weeks.
Why do they do it during the holidays when they could make more money? "
I don’t know mate one I like closes for a fortnight every year it’s annoying as it’s best one around.
Was there last night and half expected to see a member here local to me come out as the type of dog she has was tied up outside it but unless she has taken up swallowing balloons since putting up her photos it wasn’t her haha |
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"Come here our local Chinese is banging! I can pitch you up our tent in the garden for a few days. I’ll come check on you periodically just to make sure the cows haven’t got in again and trampled you to death
You best stay with me and give the Mr a break
I’ve only got the one sleeping bag mind but we’ll make it work "
We won't need no sleeping bag, I'd keep you plenty warm  |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
London |
"Come here our local Chinese is banging! I can pitch you up our tent in the garden for a few days. I’ll come check on you periodically just to make sure the cows haven’t got in again and trampled you to death
You best stay with me and give the Mr a break
I’ve only got the one sleeping bag mind but we’ll make it work
We won't need no sleeping bag, I'd keep you plenty warm "
You'd have more if you ate some damn protein |
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"Come here our local Chinese is banging! I can pitch you up our tent in the garden for a few days. I’ll come check on you periodically just to make sure the cows haven’t got in again and trampled you to death
You best stay with me and give the Mr a break
I’ve only got the one sleeping bag mind but we’ll make it work
We won't need no sleeping bag, I'd keep you plenty warm
You'd have more if you ate some damn protein"
She can have mine Brucey  |
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"Fuck me, this north is going to go to shit if you come here.
Oh I'd stop on the way and annoy you for a bit
You don’t need to stop here to do that. haha.
That was too easy. "
Don't act like you don't like it |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
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"Come here our local Chinese is banging! I can pitch you up our tent in the garden for a few days. I’ll come check on you periodically just to make sure the cows haven’t got in again and trampled you to death
You best stay with me and give the Mr a break
I’ve only got the one sleeping bag mind but we’ll make it work
We won't need no sleeping bag, I'd keep you plenty warm
You'd have more if you ate some damn protein
She can have mine Brucey "
Oh I messed up where I was going with my comment. As long as someone's getting protein! It's important ya know! |
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"Come here our local Chinese is banging! I can pitch you up our tent in the garden for a few days. I’ll come check on you periodically just to make sure the cows haven’t got in again and trampled you to death
You best stay with me and give the Mr a break
I’ve only got the one sleeping bag mind but we’ll make it work
We won't need no sleeping bag, I'd keep you plenty warm
You'd have more if you ate some damn protein
She can have mine Brucey
Oh I messed up where I was going with my comment. As long as someone's getting protein! It's important ya know!"
I get mine from chicken mostly |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
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"Come here our local Chinese is banging! I can pitch you up our tent in the garden for a few days. I’ll come check on you periodically just to make sure the cows haven’t got in again and trampled you to death
You best stay with me and give the Mr a break
I’ve only got the one sleeping bag mind but we’ll make it work
We won't need no sleeping bag, I'd keep you plenty warm
You'd have more if you ate some damn protein
She can have mine Brucey
Oh I messed up where I was going with my comment. As long as someone's getting protein! It's important ya know!
I get mine from chicken mostly "
Chicken sweet and sour delicious. I had some earlier. Soooo good |
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"*PW reads the thread laughing, has to sit on her hands and bite her tongue hard*
If you hurt your tongue can I kiss you better?  "
Will you actually show up? |
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"Come here our local Chinese is banging! I can pitch you up our tent in the garden for a few days. I’ll come check on you periodically just to make sure the cows haven’t got in again and trampled you to death
You best stay with me and give the Mr a break
I’ve only got the one sleeping bag mind but we’ll make it work
We won't need no sleeping bag, I'd keep you plenty warm
You'd have more if you ate some damn protein
She can have mine Brucey
Oh I messed up where I was going with my comment. As long as someone's getting protein! It's important ya know!
I get mine from chicken mostly
Chicken sweet and sour delicious. I had some earlier. Soooo good "
I don't like sweet and sour |
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"Come here our local Chinese is banging! I can pitch you up our tent in the garden for a few days. I’ll come check on you periodically just to make sure the cows haven’t got in again and trampled you to death
You best stay with me and give the Mr a break
I’ve only got the one sleeping bag mind but we’ll make it work
We won't need no sleeping bag, I'd keep you plenty warm
You'd have more if you ate some damn protein
She can have mine Brucey
Oh I messed up where I was going with my comment. As long as someone's getting protein! It's important ya know!"
*ahem* I am here you know |
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"*PW reads the thread laughing, has to sit on her hands and bite her tongue hard*
If you hurt your tongue can I kiss you better?
Will you actually show up?"
Not instantly and your tongue may be ok by the time I get there but I'd still kiss you |
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"Come here our local Chinese is banging! I can pitch you up our tent in the garden for a few days. I’ll come check on you periodically just to make sure the cows haven’t got in again and trampled you to death
You best stay with me and give the Mr a break
I’ve only got the one sleeping bag mind but we’ll make it work
We won't need no sleeping bag, I'd keep you plenty warm
You'd have more if you ate some damn protein
She can have mine Brucey
Oh I messed up where I was going with my comment. As long as someone's getting protein! It's important ya know!
*ahem* I am here you know "
Yeah you are but you need to be here with me or me there with you, either would be ok |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
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"Come here our local Chinese is banging! I can pitch you up our tent in the garden for a few days. I’ll come check on you periodically just to make sure the cows haven’t got in again and trampled you to death
You best stay with me and give the Mr a break
I’ve only got the one sleeping bag mind but we’ll make it work
We won't need no sleeping bag, I'd keep you plenty warm
You'd have more if you ate some damn protein
She can have mine Brucey
Oh I messed up where I was going with my comment. As long as someone's getting protein! It's important ya know!
*ahem* I am here you know "
I get enough protein! Do you?! |
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