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"Present. *blow bubblegum bubble" Did you bring enough for everyone? If not spit it out and pass it round | |||
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"Here but I forgot my permission slip " Out to the bike sheds you go. You'll have to do solo learning | |||
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"Present. *blow bubblegum bubble Did you bring enough for everyone? If not spit it out and pass it round " Can you snowball bubblegum?  | |||
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"Present. *blow bubblegum bubble Did you bring enough for everyone? If not spit it out and pass it round " Always happy to share what I put in my mouth.  | |||
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"Here Miss. And I brought the Pussy Pounder deluxe for you. I heard you wore rhe last one to a nub "Thank you I had asked Tea Monkey not to tell. I suppose that's what you get for admiring a man's shoes | |||
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"Present. *blow bubblegum bubble Did you bring enough for everyone? If not spit it out and pass it round Always happy to share what I put in my mouth. "You can borrow our suggestively shaped fruit (but we might need a banana for later) x | |||
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"We’re here with some suggestively shaped fruit for teacher" Too kind. We can practice putting condoms on it later before seeing who can swallow the most | |||
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"Present. *blow bubblegum bubble Did you bring enough for everyone? If not spit it out and pass it round Always happy to share what I put in my mouth.
You can borrow our suggestively shaped fruit (but we might need a banana for later) x"Yay!! | |||
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"Evening Mistress, I've brought you a juicy apple and a new biro. May I sit at the front please?" Oh sorry, forgot I was doing the visual presentation | |||
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"I left my homework on the bus, then the dog ate it. I didn’t even know he had a bus ticket "That's one clever dog. Can you check and see if he'll cover your afternoon lessons? I may have worn out your usual teacher | |||
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"Present. *blow bubblegum bubble Did you bring enough for everyone? If not spit it out and pass it round Can you snowball bubblegum? "You can do anything you put your mind to | |||
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"Present. *blow bubblegum bubble Did you bring enough for everyone? If not spit it out and pass it round Always happy to share what I put in my mouth. "So *that's* how you got your nickname  | |||
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"Yeah I’m here. Signed it myself cause my parents don’t love me enough to sign stuff for me. I’m legally an adult though, so it counts " I'll let it pass this once, but next time don't sign it "mum" | |||
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"Present. *blow bubblegum bubble Did you bring enough for everyone? If not spit it out and pass it round Always happy to share what I put in my mouth.
So *that's* how you got your nickname " | |||
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"Here! I brought Party Rings… but I did steal them from Midnight "Excellent. We can use those in the lesson. I think I have some small carrots we can practice with | |||
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cos "Ich finde, du hast schöne Titten" | |||
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"Evening Mistress, I've brought you a juicy apple and a new biro. May I sit at the front please?" Of course. That means you get first choice of all the largest cucumbers | |||
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"Present. *blow bubblegum bubble Did you bring enough for everyone? If not spit it out and pass it round Always happy to share what I put in my mouth.
You can borrow our suggestively shaped fruit (but we might need a banana for later) x"They are good for energy aren't they | |||
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"Evening Mistress, I've brought you a juicy apple and a new biro. May I sit at the front please? Oh sorry, forgot I was doing the visual presentation "Did no-one mention the change of if plan? It's no longer just a visual presentation, it's a physical demonstration too | |||
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"Here. A *but bunking off to spoons shortly to celebrate the rain! "It's "here Miss" 
That's 100 lines saying "why I must respect my mistress" | |||
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"Is this the German lesson miss, cos I have been practising my vocabulary? Do you mind if I sit at the front and
cos "Ich finde, du hast schöne Titten""I only ever did French kissing | |||
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"I’m not on the register." You may be in the wrong class. Knitting for beginners is down the hall | |||
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"I’m not on the register." You are on *a* register. | |||
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"Present and correct - ish "Delightful to have you here. Please find a spare boy to partner up with for the practical | |||
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"I am here... ...to examine the teacher's ."I didn't know the vets did home visits. I'll show you my furry friend at break time | |||
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"I’m not on the register. You are on *a* register. "  | |||
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"I’m not on the register. You are on *a* register. "No playing hide and seek Sam. Kiss chase is the only approved game today | |||
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"*Quickly forges signature* Here "Hmm. Ok, find a free desk. What is it you're hoping to learn about today? | |||
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"Evening Mistress, I've brought you a juicy apple and a new biro. May I sit at the front please? Of course. That means you get first choice of all the largest cucumbers" I didn't realise we were eating too; I'd have brought some dip. | |||
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"Evening Mistress, I've brought you a juicy apple and a new biro. May I sit at the front please? Oh sorry, forgot I was doing the visual presentation
Did no-one mention the change of if plan? It's no longer just a visual presentation, it's a physical demonstration too"I didn't shave my legs | |||
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"Here but slunked down in my chair hoping noone will notice me Tinder " Welcome. But please don't feel embarrassed. Sex education is a wonderful topic. Don't feel shy asking why certain parts are itching | |||
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"Evening Mistress, I've brought you a juicy apple and a new biro. May I sit at the front please? Of course. That means you get first choice of all the largest cucumbers I didn't realise we were eating too; I'd have brought some dip." After we've watched our educational film "Debbie Does Dallas" I feel the boys will have made us an organic free-range dip to enjoy | |||
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"Evening Mistress, I've brought you a juicy apple and a new biro. May I sit at the front please? Oh sorry, forgot I was doing the visual presentation
Did no-one mention the change of if plan? It's no longer just a visual presentation, it's a physical demonstration too
I didn't shave my legs "I don't think the boys will be looking that low dear | |||
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"*giggles She said sex! " There's always one
Stand in the corner holding this King Kong dildo until you can calm down | |||
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"*Quickly forges signature* Here
Hmm. Ok, find a free desk. What is it you're hoping to learn about today? "Peniseseseses and what to do with them. Miss. | |||
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"Here! I brought Party Rings… but I did steal them from Midnight
Excellent. We can use those in the lesson. I think I have some small carrots we can practice with"They should fit perfectly | |||
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"Here *forged permission slip*" But this says you're allowed to have sex with your teacher! Are you sure your dad wrote this? | |||
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"Here but slunked down in my chair hoping noone will notice me Tinder Welcome. But please don't feel embarrassed. Sex education is a wonderful topic. Don't feel shy asking why certain parts are itching "But they told me that was normal
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"*Quickly forges signature* Here
Hmm. Ok, find a free desk. What is it you're hoping to learn about today?
Peniseseseses and what to do with them. Miss. "Penises is plural, how many exactly? | |||
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"Here, Miss "Lovely. You're a bit late, so we've run out of cucumbers. Take a butternut squash and a condom from the pile marked "in his dreams" | |||
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"*Quickly forges signature* Here
Hmm. Ok, find a free desk. What is it you're hoping to learn about today?
Peniseseseses and what to do with them. Miss. "Just remember to treat it like a handshake with a new acquaintance. Take a firm grip, look them in the eye and quickly jiggle it up and down about 8 times. You're then done and can carefully wipe your hand with your handkerchief when they're not looking | |||
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"I’m not on the register. You are on *a* register.
No playing hide and seek Sam. Kiss chase is the only approved game today "I’m not joining your class. I can’t. You’re my teacher fantasy and I can’t handle it. | |||
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"Here! I brought Party Rings… but I did steal them from Midnight
Excellent. We can use those in the lesson. I think I have some small carrots we can practice with
They should fit perfectly "You only need one at a time girl! Leave some for the rest of us! | |||
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"*Quickly forges signature* Here
Hmm. Ok, find a free desk. What is it you're hoping to learn about today?
Peniseseseses and what to do with them. Miss.
Just remember to treat it like a handshake with a new acquaintance. Take a firm grip, look them in the eye and quickly jiggle it up and down about 8 times. You're then done and can carefully wipe your hand with your handkerchief when they're not looking "Miss, I looked it in the eye with a firm handshake and now I've got something in my eye
Don't you think we should wear safety goggles?! | |||
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"*giggles She said sex! There's always one
Stand in the corner holding this King Kong dildo until you can calm down "Wher do you want me to put it when I’ve finished with it? | |||
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"Here. A *but bunking off to spoons shortly to celebrate the rain!
It's "here Miss"
That's 100 lines saying "why I must respect my mistress""Meh. What are you gonna do.....spank me?
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"Here but slunked down in my chair hoping noone will notice me Tinder Welcome. But please don't feel embarrassed. Sex education is a wonderful topic. Don't feel shy asking why certain parts are itching
But they told me that was normal
Tinder "It is normal in this class, but swing by later and I'll lend you my nit comb. It's very hygienic. I only use it for my pubes. | |||
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Hmm. Ok, find a free desk. What is it you're hoping to learn about today?
Peniseseseses and what to do with them. Miss.
Penises is plural, how many exactly? "Can you ever have enough? In the spirit of education at least | |||
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"Here, Miss
Lovely. You're a bit late, so we've run out of cucumbers. Take a butternut squash and a condom from the pile marked "in his dreams""Are there any courgettes or bananas available please, Miss? A butternut squash might nip a bit | |||
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"I’m not on the register. You are on *a* register.
No playing hide and seek Sam. Kiss chase is the only approved game today
I’m not joining your class.
I can’t.
You’re my teacher fantasy and I can’t handle it."I can take off my power suit if it helps? | |||
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"*Quickly forges signature* Here
Hmm. Ok, find a free desk. What is it you're hoping to learn about today?
Peniseseseses and what to do with them. Miss.
Penises is plural, how many exactly? "As many as attend the lesson | |||
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"*Quickly forges signature* Here
Hmm. Ok, find a free desk. What is it you're hoping to learn about today?
Peniseseseses and what to do with them. Miss.
Just remember to treat it like a handshake with a new acquaintance. Take a firm grip, look them in the eye and quickly jiggle it up and down about 8 times. You're then done and can carefully wipe your hand with your handkerchief when they're not looking
Miss, I looked it in the eye with a firm handshake and now I've got something in my eye
Don't you think we should wear safety goggles?!"Absolutely. Safety is of the utmost importance. Don't forget to treat it like a misbehaving dog if it spits at you. Hit it with a rolled up newspaper or squirt it with a water firing device | |||
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"*giggles She said sex! There's always one
Stand in the corner holding this King Kong dildo until you can calm down
Wher do you want me to put it when I’ve finished with it? "Pass it to Sam please. He's taking it to his knitting class and they're all going to practice knitting one | |||
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"*Quickly forges signature* Here
Hmm. Ok, find a free desk. What is it you're hoping to learn about today?
Peniseseseses and what to do with them. Miss.
Just remember to treat it like a handshake with a new acquaintance. Take a firm grip, look them in the eye and quickly jiggle it up and down about 8 times. You're then done and can carefully wipe your hand with your handkerchief when they're not looking
Miss, I looked it in the eye with a firm handshake and now I've got something in my eye
Don't you think we should wear safety goggles?!
Absolutely. Safety is of the utmost importance.
Don't forget to treat it like a misbehaving dog if it spits at you. Hit it with a rolled up newspaper or squirt it with a water firing device "I've got my lab coat on, as you can see. *Rolls up copy of New Scientist and takes aim*  | |||
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"Here. A *but bunking off to spoons shortly to celebrate the rain!
It's "here Miss"
That's 100 lines saying "why I must respect my mistress"
Meh. What are you gonna do.....spank me?
A"I shall simply keep you in at playtime. You'll be forced to play with me | |||
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"Here, Miss
Lovely. You're a bit late, so we've run out of cucumbers. Take a butternut squash and a condom from the pile marked "in his dreams"
Are there any courgettes or bananas available please, Miss? A butternut squash might nip a bit "Sorry, it's that or a watermelon. The supermarket was mysteriously low on courgettes | |||
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"*Quickly forges signature* Here
Hmm. Ok, find a free desk. What is it you're hoping to learn about today?
Peniseseseses and what to do with them. Miss.
Penises is plural, how many exactly?
As many as attend the lesson "Please don't refer to your fellow students as penises. Some are upstanding citizens | |||
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"*Quickly forges signature* Here
Hmm. Ok, find a free desk. What is it you're hoping to learn about today?
Peniseseseses and what to do with them. Miss.
Just remember to treat it like a handshake with a new acquaintance. Take a firm grip, look them in the eye and quickly jiggle it up and down about 8 times. You're then done and can carefully wipe your hand with your handkerchief when they're not looking
Miss, I looked it in the eye with a firm handshake and now I've got something in my eye
Don't you think we should wear safety goggles?!
Absolutely. Safety is of the utmost importance.
Don't forget to treat it like a misbehaving dog if it spits at you. Hit it with a rolled up newspaper or squirt it with a water firing device
I've got my lab coat on, as you can see.
*Rolls up copy of New Scientist and takes aim* "A perfect student 
Others take note! | |||
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"Register signed ... I'm just about here but could do with finding some energy from somewhere.. Still a tad delicate from last night "Aha! Now we know where all the courgettes and cucumbers went! | |||
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"Register signed ... I'm just about here but could do with finding some energy from somewhere.. Still a tad delicate from last night
Aha! Now we know where all the courgettes and cucumbers went!"You been spying on me | |||
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"Register signed ... I'm just about here but could do with finding some energy from somewhere.. Still a tad delicate from last night
Aha! Now we know where all the courgettes and cucumbers went!
You been spying on me "All for a good cause. The footage makes up our afternoon session on "when it's time to stop experimenting and head to A&E" | |||
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"*giggles She said sex! There's always one
Stand in the corner holding this King Kong dildo until you can calm down
Wher do you want me to put it when I’ve finished with it?
Pass it to Sam please. He's taking it to his knitting class and they're all going to practice knitting one "My gran used to use knitting needles. | |||
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"Oh bugger, I knew I'd forgotten something" Buggering was this morning. Sorry you're too late. But you can still ask questions | |||
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"I’m not on the register. You are on *a* register.
No playing hide and seek Sam. Kiss chase is the only approved game today
I’m not joining your class.
I can’t.
You’re my teacher fantasy and I can’t handle it.
I can take off my power suit if it helps? "Mighty morphin? | |||
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"Register signed ... I'm just about here but could do with finding some energy from somewhere.. Still a tad delicate from last night
Aha! Now we know where all the courgettes and cucumbers went!
You been spying on me
All for a good cause. The footage makes up our afternoon session on "when it's time to stop experimenting and head to A&E""Me ? | |||
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"I’m not on the register. You are on *a* register.
No playing hide and seek Sam. Kiss chase is the only approved game today
I’m not joining your class.
I can’t.
You’re my teacher fantasy and I can’t handle it.
I can take off my power suit if it helps?
Mighty morphin?"I prefer you don't use my nickname in lessons. Mrs R is more professional | |||
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"Here but slunked down in my chair hoping noone will notice me Tinder Welcome. But please don't feel embarrassed. Sex education is a wonderful topic. Don't feel shy asking why certain parts are itching
But they told me that was normal
Tinder
It is normal in this class, but swing by later and I'll lend you my nit comb. It's very hygienic. I only use it for my pubes."Thankyou miss, but what do I do with what i find? Tinder | |||
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"Register signed ... I'm just about here but could do with finding some energy from somewhere.. Still a tad delicate from last night
Aha! Now we know where all the courgettes and cucumbers went!
You been spying on me
All for a good cause. The footage makes up our afternoon session on "when it's time to stop experimenting and head to A&E"
Me ? "Yes you, Master Grumpy "cucumber guzzler" McFucknugget | |||
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"Here but slunked down in my chair hoping noone will notice me Tinder Welcome. But please don't feel embarrassed. Sex education is a wonderful topic. Don't feel shy asking why certain parts are itching
But they told me that was normal
Tinder
It is normal in this class, but swing by later and I'll lend you my nit comb. It's very hygienic. I only use it for my pubes.
Thankyou miss, but what do I do with what i find?
Tinder "Treat it like a bogie and flick it at the boys | |||
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"*Slides in quietly as I’m late " A useful skill for any young man. But don't use all the lube | |||
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"Hi Miss. Is 'squirting' wee? And will I get pregnant if I swallow semen?
F"Yes. And no, you'll just become very popular. | |||
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"Not here.sat outside the Headmasters office as usual before I bunk off later. I used to go poaching for three of my teachers,in return they would mark me in the register,a fourth liked his Scotch so a regular bottle from a poorly secured warehouse got more days off." You'll have to learn to do The Sex without my help then. Good luck  | |||
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"Miss, when will we do the oral component of the lesson? It's one of the four key skills...." You should know this already. Oral comes before the physical but after introductions | |||
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Have fun, losers | |||
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"I'm late. Again. I don't want sloppy seconds. Have I missed much? " MEEEEE. | |||
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"Here but my mum didn’t sign the permission slip because the church is all the sex education I need apparently
Have fun, losers"I hope it isn't that priest fellow I heard about on here. He was a scally! | |||
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"Here but my mum didn’t sign the permission slip because the church is all the sex education I need apparently
Have fun, losers"Give it here quick, I'm good at signatures. Don't tell Miss! *Forges another signature* | |||
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"I'd like to be, but I just need to know one thing first - what's Sex? "It's what people do when they've run out of books to read, or can't afford Netflix anymore | |||
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"I'm late. Again. I don't want sloppy seconds. Have I missed much? " Better late than never, as the actress said to the bishop | |||
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"I'm late. Again. I don't want sloppy seconds. Have I missed much? Better late than never, as the actress said to the bishop" In church we say better to be late than preg- nvm. I need to move out, Miss. | |||
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"Arrives fashionable late with a shirt and tie. Got the glasses on looking smart. Brings a boxes of Krispy Kreme donuts to sweeten the teacher and for the class "Very good. But remember p0ppers are better than buttons for quick removal | |||
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"Here but my mum didn’t sign the permission slip because the church is all the sex education I need apparently
Have fun, losers"You can tell your mum we're less kinky than the church, with better outfits | |||
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"I'm late. Again. I don't want sloppy seconds. Have I missed much? MEEEEE. "You're unmissable | |||
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"Here but my mum didn’t sign the permission slip because the church is all the sex education I need apparently
Have fun, losers
I hope it isn't that priest fellow I heard about on here. He was a scally!"Just remember kids - no means no | |||
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"Arrives fashionable late with a shirt and tie. Got the glasses on looking smart. Brings a boxes of Krispy Kreme donuts to sweeten the teacher and for the class
Very good. But remember p0ppers are better than buttons for quick removal "Yes miss sorry miss. Can I be in any assistance for popping or anything else? If not I'll be in the corner with a fidgety leg | |||
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"Here but my mum didn’t sign the permission slip because the church is all the sex education I need apparently
Have fun, losers
You can tell your mum we're less kinky than the church, with better outfits "Have you seen the Kevin Hart bit where his mum gives him permission to cuss? I doubt anyone on here has but I’m asking anyway | |||
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"I'm late. Again. I don't want sloppy seconds. Have I missed much? MEEEEE.
You're unmissable "Smooth talker | |||
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"Sorry I’m late Miss but my goldfish ate my permission slip……. *goes to sit in the corner* "Here. Hold this dildo. | |||
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"Sorry I’m late Miss but my goldfish ate my permission slip……. *goes to sit in the corner*
Here. Hold this dildo. "Pop it in my right hand as I’m writing 500 lines with the left | |||
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"Sorry I’m late Miss but my goldfish ate my permission slip……. *goes to sit in the corner*
Here. Hold this dildo.
Pop it in my right hand as I’m writing 500 lines with the left "And what about the Dildo? | |||
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"Sorry I’m late Miss but my goldfish ate my permission slip……. *goes to sit in the corner*
Here. Hold this dildo.
Pop it in my right hand as I’m writing 500 lines with the left
And what about the Dildo? "Hehe | |||
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"Here but my mum didn’t sign the permission slip because the church is all the sex education I need apparently
Have fun, losers
Give it here quick, I'm good at signatures. Don't tell Miss!
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"I'm late. Again. I don't want sloppy seconds. Have I missed much? Better late than never, as the actress said to the bishop In church we say better to be late than preg- nvm. I need to move out, Miss. " I'm sure I could find some room in my bed, I mean house, for you | |||
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"Arrives fashionable late with a shirt and tie. Got the glasses on looking smart. Brings a boxes of Krispy Kreme donuts to sweeten the teacher and for the class
Very good. But remember p0ppers are better than buttons for quick removal
Yes miss sorry miss. Can I be in any assistance for popping or anything else? If not I'll be in the corner with a fidgety leg "That's a mighty big leg you've got. Do try to remember that grey joggers are not part of school uniform | |||
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"A little later but we’re here "Brilliant. Please sit down. We're about to discuss anal play, and when a prolapse is too big to ignore | |||
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"Here but my mum didn’t sign the permission slip because the church is all the sex education I need apparently
Have fun, losers
Give it here quick, I'm good at signatures. Don't tell Miss!
*Forges another signature*
You should start charging for those."I'll pitch up next to the tuck shop | |||
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"Here but my mum didn’t sign the permission slip because the church is all the sex education I need apparently
Have fun, losers
You can tell your mum we're less kinky than the church, with better outfits
Have you seen the Kevin Hart bit where his mum gives him permission to cuss? I doubt anyone on here has but I’m asking anyway "Is Kevin a student here? If he needs help with the sex, point him in my direction | |||
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"Absent Permission slip eaten by the gerbil " And how is Gerry? Is he too busy getting sex to attend lessons anymore? | |||
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"Here but my mum didn’t sign the permission slip because the church is all the sex education I need apparently
Have fun, losers
You can tell your mum we're less kinky than the church, with better outfits
Have you seen the Kevin Hart bit where his mum gives him permission to cuss? I doubt anyone on here has but I’m asking anyway
Is Kevin a student here? If he needs help with the sex, point him in my direction "I hate it here. I want to transfer. | |||
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"I'm late. Again. I don't want sloppy seconds. Have I missed much? MEEEEE.
You're unmissable
Smooth talker "I hope you're taking notes | |||
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"Sorry I’m late Miss but my goldfish ate my permission slip……. *goes to sit in the corner* "Sit in the other corner please, not on my gold plated butt plugs | |||
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"Oh bugger, I knew I'd forgotten something Buggering was this morning. Sorry you're too late. But you can still ask questions " Oh dear, a poor choice of word on my part. | |||
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"Im out" And proud I hope | |||
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"Sorry I’m late Miss but my goldfish ate my permission slip……. *goes to sit in the corner*
Sit in the other corner please, not on my gold plated butt plugs "But but Woody told me to sit there ….. | |||
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"Sorry I’m late Miss but my goldfish ate my permission slip……. *goes to sit in the corner*
Here. Hold this dildo.
Pop it in my right hand as I’m writing 500 lines with the left
And what about the Dildo?
Hehe "An excellent example class of cheeky flirting and foreplay. Give them a round of applause | |||
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"*peeks through the window to take notes because she doesn’t want to walk in class late* " Don't hide away. In you come and don't forget your free samples from the condom bowl. Just ignore the car keys, they're for tonight | |||
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"Here but my mum didn’t sign the permission slip because the church is all the sex education I need apparently
Have fun, losers
You can tell your mum we're less kinky than the church, with better outfits
Have you seen the Kevin Hart bit where his mum gives him permission to cuss? I doubt anyone on here has but I’m asking anyway
Is Kevin a student here? If he needs help with the sex, point him in my direction
I hate it here. I want to transfer. "I hear there's room over in fabguys | |||
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"Sorry I’m late Miss but my goldfish ate my permission slip……. *goes to sit in the corner*
Here. Hold this dildo.
Pop it in my right hand as I’m writing 500 lines with the left
And what about the Dildo?
Hehe
An excellent example class of cheeky flirting and foreplay. Give them a round of applause "Can I come out of the corner now please and receive a gold star….. or butt plug | |||
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"I lost my slip and told mum I was going to a orgy, don't think she will mind me attending class " I bet she's proud of you | |||
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"Arrives fashionable late with a shirt and tie. Got the glasses on looking smart. Brings a boxes of Krispy Kreme donuts to sweeten the teacher and for the class
Very good. But remember p0ppers are better than buttons for quick removal
Yes miss sorry miss. Can I be in any assistance for popping or anything else? If not I'll be in the corner with a fidgety leg
That's a mighty big leg you've got. Do try to remember that grey joggers are not part of school uniform "Sorry miss its hot and they comfy and loose. If you don't like them I can take it off. Do you have anything for me to change? Something that will fit for me. By the way I don't wear underwear | |||
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"Oh bugger, I knew I'd forgotten something Buggering was this morning. Sorry you're too late. But you can still ask questions Oh dear, a poor choice of word on my part." That's ok, we're all here to learn | |||
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"Sorry I’m late Miss but my goldfish ate my permission slip……. *goes to sit in the corner*
Sit in the other corner please, not on my gold plated butt plugs
But but Woody told me to sit there ….. "Never trust a man holding a 15 inch dildo | |||
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"*hands up* Miss! Will there be a practical exam? Tinder " Yes there will. I hope you've been practicing at home | |||
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"Sorry I’m late Miss but my goldfish ate my permission slip……. *goes to sit in the corner*
Here. Hold this dildo.
Pop it in my right hand as I’m writing 500 lines with the left
And what about the Dildo?
Hehe
An excellent example class of cheeky flirting and foreplay. Give them a round of applause
Can I come out of the corner now please and receive a gold star….. or butt plug "Here's my second favourite buttplug. Do note the gold star design on the end. Excellent for taking pictures | |||
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"Here but I forgot my permission slip Out to the bike sheds you go. You'll have to do solo learning " Please miss, Will you be coming to the bike shed to give me my lesson? | |||
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"Ooooh am I late? Present! "You'll have to catch up on what you've missed. Come to my office after class for some one-to-one teaching | |||
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"I lost my slip and told mum I was going to a orgy, don't think she will mind me attending class I bet she's proud of you "I'll always be her soldier | |||
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"Arrives fashionable late with a shirt and tie. Got the glasses on looking smart. Brings a boxes of Krispy Kreme donuts to sweeten the teacher and for the class
Very good. But remember p0ppers are better than buttons for quick removal
Yes miss sorry miss. Can I be in any assistance for popping or anything else? If not I'll be in the corner with a fidgety leg
That's a mighty big leg you've got. Do try to remember that grey joggers are not part of school uniform
Sorry miss its hot and they comfy and loose. If you don't like them I can take it off. Do you have anything for me to change? Something that will fit for me. By the way I don't wear underwear "You certainly live up to your name don't you | |||
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"I’m here, Miss. I know it looks like I’m late, but I actually came from a different time zone. " Sex exists in all time zones. So get comfy and get stuck in | |||
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"Here but I forgot my permission slip Out to the bike sheds you go. You'll have to do solo learning Please miss, Will you be coming to the bike shed to give me my lesson?" Don't worry, I'll give you one | |||
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"I lost my slip and told mum I was going to a orgy, don't think she will mind me attending class I bet she's proud of you
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"Here Miss Miss Shawed, I'm new, can you please help me get used to things? "Of course dear. Pass me that lube and bend over. We'll start with the smallest size | |||
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"I lost my slip and told mum I was going to a orgy, don't think she will mind me attending class I bet she's proud of you
I'll always be her soldier
Do you have the uniform? "I don't have the uniform, just use your imagination | |||
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"Here Miss Miss Shawed, I'm new, can you please help me get used to things?
Of course dear. Pass me that lube and bend over. We'll start with the smallest size "Gulp... Didn't get this at my last place. At least there's lube I suppose | |||
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"Sorry I am late miss, but I had to help Sharon to go to matron miss. She said her period had started but it hadnt really but she had to go to matrons to get away from Lois cos Lois heard that Sharon had let Kyle finger her during first break but Kyle is supposed to be Lois's boyfriend so Lois and her mates were going to beat Sharon up. Or sumfin. " Sounds dreadfully confusing. If I give them a bag of strawberry flavoured condoms do you think they'll go away? | |||
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"Ooooh am I late? Present!
You'll have to catch up on what you've missed. Come to my office after class for some one-to-one teaching "Hope I get special treatment for being so behind | |||
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"Ooooh am I late? Present!
You'll have to catch up on what you've missed. Come to my office after class for some one-to-one teaching
Hope I get special treatment for being so behind"I think you'll be expected to remain behind | |||
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"I lost my slip and told mum I was going to a orgy, don't think she will mind me attending class I bet she's proud of you
I'll always be her soldier
Do you have the uniform?
I don't have the uniform, just use your imagination "Teachers don't have an imagination, just a curriculum. I'll be marking you down for this | |||
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"Here Miss Miss Shawed, I'm new, can you please help me get used to things?
Of course dear. Pass me that lube and bend over. We'll start with the smallest size
Gulp... Didn't get this at my last place. At least there's lube I suppose "Important lesson here. Never stint on the lube | |||
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"Ooooh am I late? Present!
You'll have to catch up on what you've missed. Come to my office after class for some one-to-one teaching
Hope I get special treatment for being so behind
I think you'll be expected to remain behind "But what a behind! | |||
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"Arrives fashionable late with a shirt and tie. Got the glasses on looking smart. Brings a boxes of Krispy Kreme donuts to sweeten the teacher and for the class
Very good. But remember p0ppers are better than buttons for quick removal
Yes miss sorry miss. Can I be in any assistance for popping or anything else? If not I'll be in the corner with a fidgety leg
That's a mighty big leg you've got. Do try to remember that grey joggers are not part of school uniform
Sorry miss its hot and they comfy and loose. If you don't like them I can take it off. Do you have anything for me to change? Something that will fit for me. By the way I don't wear underwear
You certainly live up to your name don't you"Well miss if you must know it's just a natural trait for me. Plus Libras are well known for being the best flirt. By the way I am struggling In class I can't seem to focus. Is there a after school cluv or 1 to 1 tuition? As I am slow learner | |||
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"Here miss and have a banana" Hello. Thank you for putting a condom on it already. Gold star to you. But next time, take it out the packet first and don't use sellotape | |||
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"Arrives fashionable late with a shirt and tie. Got the glasses on looking smart. Brings a boxes of Krispy Kreme donuts to sweeten the teacher and for the class
Very good. But remember p0ppers are better than buttons for quick removal
Yes miss sorry miss. Can I be in any assistance for popping or anything else? If not I'll be in the corner with a fidgety leg
That's a mighty big leg you've got. Do try to remember that grey joggers are not part of school uniform
Sorry miss its hot and they comfy and loose. If you don't like them I can take it off. Do you have anything for me to change? Something that will fit for me. By the way I don't wear underwear
You certainly live up to your name don't you
Well miss if you must know it's just a natural trait for me. Plus Libras are well known for being the best flirt. By the way I am struggling In class I can't seem to focus. Is there a after school cluv or 1 to 1 tuition? As I am slow learner "I'll give you the club details later. But it can be difficult for boys to get in | |||
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"Arrives fashionable late with a shirt and tie. Got the glasses on looking smart. Brings a boxes of Krispy Kreme donuts to sweeten the teacher and for the class
Very good. But remember p0ppers are better than buttons for quick removal
Yes miss sorry miss. Can I be in any assistance for popping or anything else? If not I'll be in the corner with a fidgety leg
That's a mighty big leg you've got. Do try to remember that grey joggers are not part of school uniform
Sorry miss its hot and they comfy and loose. If you don't like them I can take it off. Do you have anything for me to change? Something that will fit for me. By the way I don't wear underwear
You certainly live up to your name don't you
Well miss if you must know it's just a natural trait for me. Plus Libras are well known for being the best flirt. By the way I am struggling In class I can't seem to focus. Is there a after school cluv or 1 to 1 tuition? As I am slow learner
I'll give you the club details later. But it can be difficult for boys to get in"Well anything is possible miss if a young boy can put his mind to it. Maybe we can sort some kind arrangement. If anything can I just slide or squeeze through doesn't matter how big or small | |||
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