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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Which one would be the biggest, rudest cunt?

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By *hrista BellendWoman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Rats

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset

Cats.

Or miniature shetlands.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman over a year ago

Reading

Monkeys. They would have total sewer mouths

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I think crocodiles look like they’d be bitchy

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By *ohndom2023Man over a year ago

Hastings/Greenwich

Definitely snakes the foul words would slither out of them with a hiss.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The sheep lies

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman over a year ago

Carlisle usually

My dog.

She's the sassiest little shit I've ever known.

And I've known a lot of sassy little cunts.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Meerkat, I imagine it would be an endless rant of 'fuck off, get out of it'

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By *appy HoHolly DeeWoman over a year ago

Wherever

Wasps, like they aren’t already.

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By *obilebottomMan over a year ago

All over

Flies, they are everywhete, heard it all before and they are dirty and annoying creatures so I am pretty sure they will be foul mouthed too

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Flies, they are everywhete, heard it all before and they are dirty and annoying creatures so I am pretty sure they will be foul mouthed too

Don’t they die super quickly though

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By *ts the taking part thatMan over a year ago

southampton

Alligators are ornery... 'cause they got all them teeth but no toothbrush.

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By *obilebottomMan over a year ago

All over

"Flies, they are everywhete, heard it all before and they are dirty and annoying creatures so I am pretty sure they will be foul mouthed too

Don’t they die super quickly though "

Sure but the moment one does, rest assured another one from their clique takes over. Sometimes there are a few of them circling you at the same tome

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Travelling

Would still be humans

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Birds, am sure I hear them call me a cunt instead of sqwaking

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