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"How would you tell them they were bad at it? "
I'd make a forum post giving details on all the bad points and invite everyone to discuss possible improvements.
Mrs
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"How would you tell them they were bad at it?
I'd make a forum post giving details on all the bad points and invite everyone to discuss possible improvements.
Mrs
Just incase - I obviously wouldn't! "
I’d obviously comment on that thread.
We don’t have to name names.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I imagine all the forum users who brag about their sexual prowess are terrible at it anyway so it shouldn’t be that much of a surprise to them."
What are you saying about me and my magic Pickle?
Square up |
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"How would you tell them they were bad at it?
I'd make a forum post giving details on all the bad points and invite everyone to discuss possible improvements.
Mrs
Just incase - I obviously wouldn't!
I’d obviously comment on that thread.
We don’t have to name names.
#TheyKnowWhoTheyAre "
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Is it bad I want to do one now |
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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago
Derry |
"How would you tell them they were bad at it?
I'd make a forum post giving details on all the bad points and invite everyone to discuss possible improvements.
Mrs
Just incase - I obviously wouldn't! "
Oh boy the fallout from that would be nuclear. At least one unlos and lots of bad blood |
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"How would you tell them they were bad at it?
I'd make a forum post giving details on all the bad points and invite everyone to discuss possible improvements.
Mrs
Just incase - I obviously wouldn't!
I’d obviously comment on that thread.
We don’t have to name names.
#TheyKnowWhoTheyAre "
I'd tell them they look amazing but maybe stop telling me I'm a piece of shit so much! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How would you tell them they were bad at it?
I'd make a forum post giving details on all the bad points and invite everyone to discuss possible improvements.
Mrs
Just incase - I obviously wouldn't!
I’d obviously comment on that thread.
We don’t have to name names.
#TheyKnowWhoTheyAre .
Is it bad I want to do one now "
I’m IN |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How would you tell them they were bad at it?
I'd make a forum post giving details on all the bad points and invite everyone to discuss possible improvements.
Mrs
Just incase - I obviously wouldn't!
I’d obviously comment on that thread.
We don’t have to name names.
#TheyKnowWhoTheyAre
I'd tell them they look amazing but maybe stop telling me I'm a piece of shit so much! "
Oh this is real for you I can tell |
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"How would you tell them they were bad at it?
I'd make a forum post giving details on all the bad points and invite everyone to discuss possible improvements.
Mrs
Just incase - I obviously wouldn't!
I’d obviously comment on that thread.
We don’t have to name names.
#TheyKnowWhoTheyAre .
Is it bad I want to do one now "
I'm here for it and guess what losssssers it won't be me!
On account of her never ever in a million years having sex with me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I imagine all the forum users who brag about their sexual prowess are terrible at it anyway so it shouldn’t be that much of a surprise to them.
What are you saying about me and my magic Pickle?
Square up "
You don’t want it with us northerners |
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"How would you tell them they were bad at it?
I'd make a forum post giving details on all the bad points and invite everyone to discuss possible improvements.
Mrs
Just incase - I obviously wouldn't!
I’d obviously comment on that thread.
We don’t have to name names.
#TheyKnowWhoTheyAre
I'd tell them they look amazing but maybe stop telling me I'm a piece of shit so much!
Oh this is real for you I can tell "
Life is real pickles. Sometimes things are a little savoury! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How would you tell them they were bad at it?
I'd make a forum post giving details on all the bad points and invite everyone to discuss possible improvements.
Mrs
Just incase - I obviously wouldn't!
I’d obviously comment on that thread.
We don’t have to name names.
#TheyKnowWhoTheyAre .
Is it bad I want to do one now
I'm here for it and guess what losssssers it won't be me!
On account of her never ever in a million years having sex with me "
I have a theory that you and wonko are actually twins separated at birth |
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"How would you tell them they were bad at it?
I'd make a forum post giving details on all the bad points and invite everyone to discuss possible improvements.
Mrs
Just incase - I obviously wouldn't!
I’d obviously comment on that thread.
We don’t have to name names.
#TheyKnowWhoTheyAre .
Is it bad I want to do one now
I'm here for it and guess what losssssers it won't be me!
On account of her never ever in a million years having sex with me
I have a theory that you and wonko are actually twins separated at birth "
Me and Wonko talk to each other like gollum and schmeagles |
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"How would you tell them they were bad at it?
I'd make a forum post giving details on all the bad points and invite everyone to discuss possible improvements.
Mrs
Just incase - I obviously wouldn't!
I’d obviously comment on that thread.
We don’t have to name names.
#TheyKnowWhoTheyAre
I'd tell them they look amazing but maybe stop telling me I'm a piece of shit so much! "
I'm not sure I've ever called you a piece of shit
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How would you tell them they were bad at it?
And now I know.
Oh fuck off, you
It’s fine. Really. You can’t take it back. "
Nor would I want to 
The sex is gooooooooooooood  |
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"How would you tell them they were bad at it?
I'd make a forum post giving details on all the bad points and invite everyone to discuss possible improvements.
Mrs
Just incase - I obviously wouldn't!
I’d obviously comment on that thread.
We don’t have to name names.
#TheyKnowWhoTheyAre .
Is it bad I want to do one now
I'm here for it and guess what losssssers it won't be me!
On account of her never ever in a million years having sex with me "
Very true on account we don't meet men |
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"How would you tell them they were bad at it?
I'd make a forum post giving details on all the bad points and invite everyone to discuss possible improvements.
Mrs
Just incase - I obviously wouldn't! "
I was so sure Mr had typed that - he would |
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"How would you tell them they were bad at it?
I'd make a forum post giving details on all the bad points and invite everyone to discuss possible improvements.
Mrs
Just incase - I obviously wouldn't!
I’d obviously comment on that thread.
We don’t have to name names.
#TheyKnowWhoTheyAre
I'd tell them they look amazing but maybe stop telling me I'm a piece of shit so much!
I'm not sure I've ever called you a piece of shit
Mrs "
Haha not positive, but not sure? Haha! |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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I'd go really subtle, you know subtle enough that others will think "Oh Meli is being her usual curious self with a nosy thread."
I'd wait a few weeks, maybe start a thread on handling disappointment. Or anticlimactic experiences you've had recently.
I'm such a twat. |
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"How would you tell them they were bad at it?
I'd make a forum post giving details on all the bad points and invite everyone to discuss possible improvements.
Mrs
Just incase - I obviously wouldn't!
I’d obviously comment on that thread.
We don’t have to name names.
#TheyKnowWhoTheyAre .
Is it bad I want to do one now
I'm here for it and guess what losssssers it won't be me!
On account of her never ever in a million years having sex with me
Very true on account we don't meet men "
It's ok there's more vaginas in the sea I guess....(sheds single tear) |
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"How would you tell them they were bad at it?
I'd make a forum post giving details on all the bad points and invite everyone to discuss possible improvements.
Mrs
Just incase - I obviously wouldn't!
I’d obviously comment on that thread.
We don’t have to name names.
#TheyKnowWhoTheyAre
I'd tell them they look amazing but maybe stop telling me I'm a piece of shit so much!
I'm not sure I've ever called you a piece of shit
Mrs
Haha not positive, but not sure? Haha! "
Probably called you an excitable puppy dog, maybe a wierdo but your alright really!
That's as nice as I get.
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"How would you tell them they were bad at it?
I'd make a forum post giving details on all the bad points and invite everyone to discuss possible improvements.
Mrs
Just incase - I obviously wouldn't!
I’d obviously comment on that thread.
We don’t have to name names.
#TheyKnowWhoTheyAre
I'd tell them they look amazing but maybe stop telling me I'm a piece of shit so much!
I'm not sure I've ever called you a piece of shit
Mrs
Haha not positive, but not sure? Haha!
Probably called you an excitable puppy dog, maybe a wierdo but your alright really!
That's as nice as I get.
Mrs "
Haha 2 things I'll wear with a badge of honour. You're cool too. FAF - wait damn it....got over excited again there never mind! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How would you tell them they were bad at it?
I'd make a forum post giving details on all the bad points and invite everyone to discuss possible improvements.
Mrs
Just incase - I obviously wouldn't!
I’d obviously comment on that thread.
We don’t have to name names.
#TheyKnowWhoTheyAre .
Is it bad I want to do one now
I'm here for it and guess what losssssers it won't be me!
On account of her never ever in a million years having sex with me
Very true on account we don't meet men "
But Bruce is not a man. He’sa dickhead |
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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago
Derry |
"I'd go really subtle, you know subtle enough that others will think "Oh Meli is being her usual curious self with a nosy thread."
I'd wait a few weeks, maybe start a thread on handling disappointment. Or anticlimactic experiences you've had recently.
I'm such a twat. "
And when the penny eventually dropped, the questions and speculation would start. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you could fuck one person from the forums
How would you tell them they were bad at it? "
How do you know they are bad at it if you have not fucked them? The initial question should probably have been in the past tense and without the could, cos that might be suggesting you might be prepared to fuck them in the future.
And how do you know it was not you that was bad at it?
It all seems a bit trick to me! Now did someone mention marmalade, cos I quite fancy that on some toast. |
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"How would you tell them they were bad at it?
I'd make a forum post giving details on all the bad points and invite everyone to discuss possible improvements.
Mrs
Just incase - I obviously wouldn't!
I’d obviously comment on that thread.
We don’t have to name names.
#TheyKnowWhoTheyAre .
Is it bad I want to do one now
I'm here for it and guess what losssssers it won't be me!
On account of her never ever in a million years having sex with me
Very true on account we don't meet men
But Bruce is not a man. He’sa dickhead"
Thanks for trying to help me get laid dude. A true brother  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'd leave a veri complimenting their shoes.
Make sure you leave it for the wrong person though, just for discretion purposes.  
A
You are never ever going to stop this are you? "
Darling, if he ever leaves I'm taking up the refrain... this is going nowhere. |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"I'd leave a veri complimenting their shoes.
Make sure you leave it for the wrong person though, just for discretion purposes.
A
You are never ever going to stop this are you?
Darling, if he ever leaves I'm taking up the refrain... this is going nowhere."
Thanks Posh! Just in case old age and senility sinks in......which Fox thinks has already happened anyhoo.
A |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'd leave a veri complimenting their shoes.
Make sure you leave it for the wrong person though, just for discretion purposes.
A
You are never ever going to stop this are you?
Darling, if he ever leaves I'm taking up the refrain... this is going nowhere.
Thanks Posh! Just in case old age and senility sinks in......which Fox thinks has already happened anyhoo.
A"
That's why I'm preparing to take the torch, dear Obi... |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I'd go really subtle, you know subtle enough that others will think "Oh Meli is being her usual curious self with a nosy thread."
I'd wait a few weeks, maybe start a thread on handling disappointment. Or anticlimactic experiences you've had recently.
I'm such a twat.
And when the penny eventually dropped, the questions and speculation would start. "
Right? All the drama. The chaos that would unfold. Pickle would be in his element. |
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"I'd leave a veri complimenting their shoes.
Make sure you leave it for the wrong person though, just for discretion purposes.
A
You are never ever going to stop this are you?
Darling, if he ever leaves I'm taking up the refrain... this is going nowhere.
Thanks Posh! Just in case old age and senility sinks in......which Fox thinks has already happened anyhoo.
A
That's why I'm preparing to take the torch, dear Obi... "
FFS |
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