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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
Me, ghandi, and pickles are in a dispute and it's getting heated. Pretty close to us all wrestling naked to be honest. Apparently we all think we would win the biggest dickhead of the forum award.
So WITH PERMISSION fabbers (maybe say it here again) - who is the biggest pain in the ass dickhead out of
Mr pickles - a toga wearing badass
Ghandi - not so wise really
Brucey - just an all around cock
Take it away fabbers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Me, ghandi, and pickles are in a dispute and it's getting heated. Pretty close to us all wrestling naked to be honest. Apparently we all think we would win the biggest dickhead of the forum award.
So WITH PERMISSION fabbers (maybe say it here again) - who is the biggest pain in the ass dickhead out of
Mr pickles - a toga wearing badass
Ghandi - not so wise really
Brucey - just an all around cock
Take it away fabbers "
You fella's need a Ref! " break " lads,step away now!! Rules are rules.
Go!! Lol  |
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"Do I get the winner naked in his bed?
I'd win the wrestling that much I'm confident on, in fact I'd take em both on in the fab Royal rumble
Whoa buddy, sounding like a bit of a dickhead  "
PD it's the name of the game  |
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"Do I get the winner naked in his bed?
I'd win the wrestling that much I'm confident on, in fact I'd take em both on in the fab Royal rumble
Whoa buddy, sounding like a bit of a dickhead
PD it's the name of the game "
Don't call it dick wrestlers |
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"Do I get the winner naked in his bed?
I'd win the wrestling that much I'm confident on, in fact I'd take em both on in the fab Royal rumble
Whoa buddy, sounding like a bit of a dickhead
PD it's the name of the game
Don't call it dick wrestlers "
Peen smackdown |
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"Do I get the winner naked in his bed?
I'd win the wrestling that much I'm confident on, in fact I'd take em both on in the fab Royal rumble
Whoa buddy, sounding like a bit of a dickhead
PD it's the name of the game
Don't call it dick wrestlers
Peen smackdown "
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"100% Brucie
As Ghandi and Pickles are lovely
The new subway
You want that in 12" or 6"
I always have a 12, don't want a kiddies portion. However I always say hold the pickle "
I always want extra pickle lol |
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"100% Brucie
As Ghandi and Pickles are lovely
The new subway
You want that in 12" or 6"
I always have a 12, don't want a kiddies portion. However I always say hold the pickle "
12" taking it like a man  |
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"100% Brucie
As Ghandi and Pickles are lovely
The new subway
You want that in 12" or 6"
I always have a 12, don't want a kiddies portion. However I always say hold the pickle
I always want extra pickle lol"
Same, love me some pickle |
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"100% Brucie
As Ghandi and Pickles are lovely
The new subway
You want that in 12" or 6"
I always have a 12, don't want a kiddies portion. However I always say hold the pickle
I always want extra pickle lol"
I don't like the texture, it's alright if it's smooth |
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"100% Brucie
As Ghandi and Pickles are lovely
The new subway
You want that in 12" or 6"
I always have a 12, don't want a kiddies portion. However I always say hold the pickle
I always want extra pickle lol
Same, love me some pickle "
I can pickle my sausage for you |
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"100% Brucie
As Ghandi and Pickles are lovely
The new subway
You want that in 12" or 6"
I always have a 12, don't want a kiddies portion. However I always say hold the pickle
I always want extra pickle lol
Same, love me some pickle
I can pickle my sausage for you "
Is that a code word for your penis PD  |
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"100% Brucie
As Ghandi and Pickles are lovely
The new subway
You want that in 12" or 6"
I always have a 12, don't want a kiddies portion. However I always say hold the pickle
I always want extra pickle lol
Same, love me some pickle
I can pickle my sausage for you
Is that a code word for your penis PD "
Damn right it is  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wow I’m getting way too much love for my liking. 
If this was a race thread bet you’d all have different opinions. Or if it was an age thread 
Your messaging sucks, do you feel better now 
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Sorry guys only just seen this |
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"Wow I’m getting way too much love for my liking.
If this was a race thread bet you’d all have different opinions. Or if it was an age thread
Your messaging sucks, do you feel better now
Sorry guys only just seen this "
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"There are bigger dicks than you 3 on here, so neither of you "
Whoa now this ain't about dicks sparkles! This is about proper dickheads you know. There's a reason why none of us were voted in my other thread to meet the parents
(Which I'm actually really good at by the way but you know, fuck you all ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pickles isn’t a dickhead so just flip a coin
This
I'd pay to see brucey and ghandi trifle wrestle though
What a waste of good trifle!! Sacrilege!
Who sticks dicks in trifle "
Actually…. Sucking trifle off dicks sounds doable |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Who's winning?
I need to know if I'm lubing up the strap on.
Lube!!
just spit on it "
Ghandi sounds more down so 2 options
1)Nanna you accept second place
2)Ghandi you clearly need to act more like a dickhead |
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"Who's winning?
I need to know if I'm lubing up the strap on.
Nanna I've had to tell you so many times now, you're not fucking me! "
Brucey don't be a pussy, take the 9" of synthetic fun, tickle that prostrate of yours |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Who's winning?
I need to know if I'm lubing up the strap on.
Nanna I've had to tell you so many times now, you're not fucking me!
Brucey don't be a pussy, take the 9" of synthetic fun, tickle that prostrate of yours "
It's just a reflex I just can't handle anything near it I'm sorry I've tried! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Erm, just curious
If there's a winner, does he have to promise to stay off the forums for One week?
Or do the losers have to stay off the forums for One week each?
I mean, if they're gonna compete, let's make it worthwhile eh. |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"Erm, just curious
If there's a winner, does he have to promise to stay off the forums for One week?
Or do the losers have to stay off the forums for One week each?
I mean, if they're gonna compete, let's make it worthwhile eh. "
I get to fuck the winner with a strap on. |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"Who's winning?
I need to know if I'm lubing up the strap on.
Lube!!
just spit on it
Oh I hope you win
Ooh so do I, I so want you to rearrange my prostrate amd make me squirt in the process "
I haven’t done that to a man for a while. Don't worry, I know where the prostate is |
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"Who's winning?
I need to know if I'm lubing up the strap on.
Lube!!
just spit on it
Oh I hope you win
Ooh so do I, I so want you to rearrange my prostrate amd make me squirt in the process
I haven’t done that to a man for a while. Don't worry, I know where the prostate is "
If your not making me squirt that piss, and hitting the wall I'll be sorely disappointed |
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"Pickles isn’t a dickhead so just flip a coin
This
I'd pay to see brucey and ghandi trifle wrestle though
What a waste of good trifle!! Sacrilege!
Who sticks dicks in trifle
Actually…. Sucking trifle off dicks sounds doable "
I'd let you suck trifle off my dick if that's your wish |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Erm, just curious
If there's a winner, does he have to promise to stay off the forums for One week?
Or do the losers have to stay off the forums for One week each?
I mean, if they're gonna compete, let's make it worthwhile eh.
I get to fuck the winner with a strap on."
So only you benefit? Pffft
What about the rest of the forum? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wish I could add my vote but the fucker would probably get me banned for it.
And he ain't worth it.
Dickheads don't moan to mods and admin silly!
Thats the lesser dicks innit "
Well where I grew up, snitches get [redacted] |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"I wish I could add my vote but the fucker would probably get me banned for it.
And he ain't worth it.
Dickheads don't moan to mods and admin silly!
Thats the lesser dicks innit "
Actually is. The 'angels'. Dickheads don't grass. The sweet ones do |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
The winner gets to nominate a new dickhead to join our dickhead clique.
But you have a week window to prove you can also be a dickhead. If you're too sweet you're just another fabber. Be unique, join the dickhead clique. |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"Who's winning?
I need to know if I'm lubing up the strap on.
Lube!!
just spit on it
Oh I hope you win
Ooh so do I, I so want you to rearrange my prostrate amd make me squirt in the process
I haven’t done that to a man for a while. Don't worry, I know where the prostate is
If your not making me squirt that piss, and hitting the wall I'll be sorely disappointed "
You'll be sore, but you won't be disappointed |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"The winner gets to nominate a new dickhead to join our dickhead clique.
But you have a week window to prove you can also be a dickhead. If you're too sweet you're just another fabber. Be unique, join the dickhead clique."
I think I could fill that role nicely. |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"Erm, just curious
If there's a winner, does he have to promise to stay off the forums for One week?
Or do the losers have to stay off the forums for One week each?
I mean, if they're gonna compete, let's make it worthwhile eh.
I get to fuck the winner with a strap on.
So only you benefit? Pffft
What about the rest of the forum? "
I'd let you watch  |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"The very first post mentioned naked wrestling. Here we are hours later and still no naked wrestling.
What's going on?"
What's to say there's been no naked wrestling? Maybe there was just no time for pics among it all? |
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"The very first post mentioned naked wrestling. Here we are hours later and still no naked wrestling.
What's going on?
What's to say there's been no naked wrestling? Maybe there was just no time for pics among it all?"
Oh that would be even worse, if I've bloody missed it! |
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"Who's winning?
I need to know if I'm lubing up the strap on.
Lube!!
just spit on it
Oh I hope you win
Ooh so do I, I so want you to rearrange my prostrate amd make me squirt in the process
I haven’t done that to a man for a while. Don't worry, I know where the prostate is
If your not making me squirt that piss, and hitting the wall I'll be sorely disappointed
You'll be sore, but you won't be disappointed "
Leave having to sit on a rubber ring for a week....I want to feel you in my lower intestine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The very first post mentioned naked wrestling. Here we are hours later and still no naked wrestling.
What's going on?
What's to say there's been no naked wrestling? Maybe there was just no time for pics among it all?"
Hard to take pics while I’m fucking you both |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"So where we at Brucey, I have to go out now "
Pretty sure I won. You and pickles may think you're dickheads, but you're just sponges. Wet, stale water soaked sponges. I bet you still have nightlights. Pathetic.
Good game boys! |
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"The very first post mentioned naked wrestling. Here we are hours later and still no naked wrestling.
What's going on?
What's to say there's been no naked wrestling? Maybe there was just no time for pics among it all?
Hard to take pics while I’m fucking you both"
Double ended dildo power for dicks |
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"So where we at Brucey, I have to go out now
Pretty sure I won. You and pickles may think you're dickheads, but you're just sponges. Wet, stale water soaked sponges. I bet you still have nightlights. Pathetic.
Good game boys! "
Sorry Brucey I'll be quiet now, as I have something called a meet, you know what a meet is right...I'll leave you to play on the forums, Don that crown King dickhead |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"So where we at Brucey, I have to go out now
Pretty sure I won. You and pickles may think you're dickheads, but you're just sponges. Wet, stale water soaked sponges. I bet you still have nightlights. Pathetic.
Good game boys!
Sorry Brucey I'll be quiet now, as I have something called a meet, you know what a meet is right...I'll leave you to play on the forums, Don that crown King dickhead "
You meet people. Oh you absolute dickhead |
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"Ghandi is the biggest dickhead I know!
I'd still like to see you boys battle it out with the naked wrestling though
To be fair I don't think we have met yet have we? Give it time "
To meet Bruce, you gotta meet lol |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
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Where's pickles gone?
Brucie maybe he's on a meet
Do you want to meet me ghandi? I'm sensing you do
Brucey you using the word sense doesn't kinda go together "
Said like a true second place dickhead |
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Where's pickles gone?
Brucie maybe he's on a meet
Do you want to meet me ghandi? I'm sensing you do
Brucey you using the word sense doesn't kinda go together
Said like a true second place dickhead "
Take the mantle Brucey baby it's all yours |
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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago
Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton, |
In comparison to some you 3 are all seas of lucidity,logic,intelligence, coherent comment and tolerance of other people's opinions.I'm thinking of someone who could use 57 as an alternate user name. |
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