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Hey girl, are you hiring?

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Cause you look like you’ve got some openings you need filled

More cringy and funny pick up lines pls!

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are you an eco-friendly kind of girl?

The condom in my pocket expires tomorrow, so why don’t you help me use it?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are you vitamin D? Because your making my bone hard.

By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

Are you menopausal?

Because you're looking hot!

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don’t know what’s got into me lately, but i wish it was you

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are your feet tried ? Because you been running around my mind all day

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you fell from heaven youre lucky you didn’t land face first. Wanna get lucky again?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That's a nice shirt, can I try it on after we have sex?

By *t0600Man over a year ago

elvedon

If I was a pizza delivery guy I would be giving you the tip

By *ohndom2023Man over a year ago

Hastings/Greenwich

Do you have any irish in you?

Would you like some?

By *agic.MMan over a year ago

Orpington

Are you born October 10th? Because you're "10/10"