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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Maybe list your top three movies and why you like them. And make sure to add a little poem about how beautiful your penis is when soft and erect.
And don't forget to mention you like your toes sucked off after you've dipped them in red pepper hummus. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maybe list your top three movies and why you like them. And make sure to add a little poem about how beautiful your penis is when soft and erect.
And don't forget to mention you like your toes sucked off after you've dipped them in red pepper hummus."
These were all in the next draft of my profile - damnit |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Maybe list your top three movies and why you like them. And make sure to add a little poem about how beautiful your penis is when soft and erect.
And don't forget to mention you like your toes sucked off after you've dipped them in red pepper hummus."
I used to have when Harry Met Sally references in my old bio to attract the old birds. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Maybe list your top three movies and why you like them. And make sure to add a little poem about how beautiful your penis is when soft and erect.
And don't forget to mention you like your toes sucked off after you've dipped them in red pepper hummus.
These were all in the next draft of my profile - damnit "
I don’t want to step on any toes.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"More dick pics
It’s not a schlong though  "
Put googly eyes on it
Trust me, someone sent me a photo of his dick once and there was a hat in the background and it made it look like the dick was wearing it
So I kept the picture for years and edited googly eyes on it and some clothes for different occasions |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maybe list your top three movies and why you like them. And make sure to add a little poem about how beautiful your penis is when soft and erect.
And don't forget to mention you like your toes sucked off after you've dipped them in red pepper hummus.
These were all in the next draft of my profile - damnit
I don’t want to step on any toes. "
I reckon your choices will be better so go for it  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Tell them you wear Lynx Africa, instand muff magnet!
I use Axe. I’m cultured.
Fuck me you’re old 
*Shakes stick*"
Do you remember Clinton’s presidency yes or no? |
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"Tell them you wear Lynx Africa, instand muff magnet!
I use Axe. I’m cultured.
Fuck me you’re old
*Shakes stick*
Do you remember Clinton’s presidency yes or no?"
I'm not claiming I'm not old. Hence stick. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Tell them you wear Lynx Africa, instand muff magnet!
I use Axe. I’m cultured.
Fuck me you’re old
Don’t rub it in STEVE!"
Fine. Old people always in their feelings   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Tell them you wear Lynx Africa, instand muff magnet!
I use Axe. I’m cultured.
Fuck me you’re old
*Shakes stick*
Do you remember Clinton’s presidency yes or no?
I'm not claiming I'm not old. Hence stick. "
I know. I was just amusing myself   |
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"Tell them you wear Lynx Africa, instand muff magnet!
I use Axe. I’m cultured.
Fuck me you’re old
*Shakes stick*
Do you remember Clinton’s presidency yes or no?
I'm not claiming I'm not old. Hence stick.
I know. I was just amusing myself "
Is this a useful strategy for attracting women? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Tell them you wear Lynx Africa, instand muff magnet!
I use Axe. I’m cultured.
Fuck me you’re old
*Shakes stick*
Do you remember Clinton’s presidency yes or no?
I'm not claiming I'm not old. Hence stick.
I know. I was just amusing myself
Is this a useful strategy for attracting women? "
I dunno. Do you want to have sex with me yet? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tell them you wear Lynx Africa, instand muff magnet!
I use Axe. I’m cultured.
Fuck me you’re old
Don’t rub it in STEVE!
Fine. Old people always in their feelings "
Wait… we’re both millennials… I think but still… Fuck you Steve. |
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"Tell them you wear Lynx Africa, instand muff magnet!
I use Axe. I’m cultured.
Fuck me you’re old
*Shakes stick*
Do you remember Clinton’s presidency yes or no?
I'm not claiming I'm not old. Hence stick.
I know. I was just amusing myself
Is this a useful strategy for attracting women?
I dunno. Do you want to have sex with me yet? "
I'll keep you in suspense |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Change age range to 18-99 then all the girls can do the sex with you.
Even you?
I’d squish you!
Unless we become perfect archers  "
I wish you fucking would.
Fuck |
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"Tell them you wear Lynx Africa, instand muff magnet!
I use Axe. I’m cultured.
Fuck me you’re old
*Shakes stick*
Do you remember Clinton’s presidency yes or no?"
F##k, I remember the Nixon presidency, although I was very young then. |
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"Maybe list your top three movies and why you like them. And make sure to add a little poem about how beautiful your penis is when soft and erect.
And don't forget to mention you like your toes sucked off after you've dipped them in red pepper hummus.
I used to have when Harry Met Sally references in my old bio to attract the old birds. "
Hey, we hate being called birds |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Maybe list your top three movies and why you like them. And make sure to add a little poem about how beautiful your penis is when soft and erect.
And don't forget to mention you like your toes sucked off after you've dipped them in red pepper hummus.
I used to have when Harry Met Sally references in my old bio to attract the old birds.
Hey, we hate being called birds "
Perfect. I’ll put that all over my profile then. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can you make yourself look like me Pickle? Not completely the same but close, I don't want to miss out on all the sex I currently get because they decide to go to you instead "
Can’t I just steal your pics? |
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"Can you make yourself look like me Pickle? Not completely the same but close, I don't want to miss out on all the sex I currently get because they decide to go to you instead
Can’t I just steal your pics? "
I think people may notice  |
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Sky remote photo.
Hundreds of dick photos (make sure to send them in first messages).
Photos of you having sex bareback with various different women.
Write in your profile how much you want ‘bang’ all the fit women.
On a serious note just be patient and remember it’s a swingers site, not a sex site respect that and you’re 100% above most other single guys. |
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