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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"3 situs!
Which would make the best impression to meeting the parents?
Which would make the best sitcom character?
Which would be your team mate in a game of Supermarket Sweep?
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Nero because he's such a gentleman.
Ricky because he's genuinely hilarious and so witty.
I would pick all my clique bestie members basically all those on my hotlist you included Brucey but if anyone else wanted to join I would be up for it. |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
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"Lemonyflicksherbeanwitharubberphallus for all of them because she’s the one for us and we’re gonna watch her videos whilst we fap later."
Holy shit I didn't realise she had new vids up. Lemon your booty gurl! FAF?! |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"1: Amendment: Nice Couple, if my parents were alive.
2: Essex Tom in remake of Til Death Us Do Part.
3: Any female between 30 and 40, who can run and knows the order the aisles are in in Waitrose."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Parents like me but for the women I’d say that would have to be Desidiaa or Jigsaw.
Hmmm sitcom, sashafierce makes me laugh daily if I’m honest.
and the last one… Abbey Normal. She seems quite sensible |
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By *ez669Man
over a year ago
East Kilbride |
lemonbuttercream
Lemon to meet the parents as she looks the part
Caucasian Ghandi
For the sitcom as his post are usualy funny
Fluffy Chicken for the supermarket sweep as she looks like she would be handy with a trolly |
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"1: Amendment: Nice Couple, if my parents were alive.
2: Essex Tom in remake of Til Death Us Do Part.
3: Any female between 30 and 40, who can run and knows the order the aisles are in in Waitrose."
We do know how to behave around parents |
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Me for taking home to meet the parents...I've almost always get on better with the mothers of someone I've been with than my actual partner.
Supermarket Sweep...someone still owes me a promised tour of Wirral Aldi's Aisle of Wonder, so her.
Funniest person - Oh, impossible to choose. Maybe Ricky? Rex? NotSoPosh? Lemon? |
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Meeting the parents - Fiddlesticks. Sensible, yet cheeky and entertaining.
Sitcom character - Rex Holes. Over the top and hilarious.
Supermarket Sweep - Joe Beans. Young, fit and strong enough to grab half a shelf of tins at a time |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
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I never gave mine!
Meet the parents - Seductive Secrets these days she seems to have turned into an angel! Failing that, Mrs Shiv seems to have got girl next door down to a tee.
Sitcom - Wonko. Obviously.
Supermarket sweep. Midnight. Physically fit and imagine she would know where veg I have never heard of is |
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Hmm.
I think Joey Beans would make a good impression on my mother.
For a sitcom, I reckon JennieTV.
Supermarket sweep? Piscean Dream looks to have the fitness for the running around and the sense to grab the right stuff. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Which would make the best impression to meeting the parents? - Hardly
Which would make the best sitcom character? - Obifox
Which would be your team mate in a game of Supermarket Sweep? - Shag, he can do the running for me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I wouldn’t willingly subject anyone into meeting my dad but if I had to Piscean Dream because I feel like he’d get his sense of humour.
Sitcom would either be you brucey or Ricky
Supermarket sweep I’m not 100% sure on what it actually is so anyone is welcome |
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"3 situs!
Which would make the best impression to meeting the parents?
Comtessa, she's an all round nice person
Which would make the best sitcom character?
Fluffy chicken, cuz she's funny as fuck
Which would be your team mate in a game of Supermarket Sweep?
Joe Beans he's young n fit can fly up n down the aisles quick time
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"1: Amendment: Nice Couple, if my parents were alive.
2: Essex Tom in remake of Til Death Us Do Part.
3: Any female between 30 and 40, who can run and knows the order the aisles are in in Waitrose.
We do know how to behave around parents "
I thought you might bring a nice cheesecake with you too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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1) unfortunately I think most fabbers are not going to make a positive impression on my mother. Maybe the closest to it would be Meli or Jo from intrigued (D would too).
2) well my humour is very different to most of the people on this site so I’m going with Joystick MCR or Mr GeordieJeans.
3) I don’t watch supermarket sweep so I’m just gonna pick Jennie because it’ll be fun. |
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"1: Amendment: Nice Couple, if my parents were alive.
2: Essex Tom in remake of Til Death Us Do Part.
3: Any female between 30 and 40, who can run and knows the order the aisles are in in Waitrose.
We do know how to behave around parents
I thought you might bring a nice cheesecake with you too "
I'd bring something like that and offer to help make the tea while Mr N talked cars/the journey/football with your dear dad.
I have accepted that despite being semi and completely naked on a swingers site the only time I get named on one of these threads is as suitable to meet the parents |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1. Nero
2. Ricky M as Mrs Bucket
3. Jennie. Obvs
I'd make an excellent Hyacinth.
RICHARD!
Can I be your Sheridan "
Of course. I'll call you tonight, dear.
Unless you want to be Onslow. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Meeting my mum - Pickle. Or Ricky. To be honest, any forum user who is true to who they are, quirks included would impress my mum.
Supermarket Dash - Midnight because she's lithe and I imagine sprightly for an old dear. Plus a lot of people would watch that.
Sitcom? Erm... Nero. It would be a charming sort of bumbling sitcom. Like Rev.
Henriette and Sam and Jamie Hants for a Peep Show style thing. |
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"Meeting my mum - Pickle. Or Ricky. To be honest, any forum user who is true to who they are, quirks included would impress my mum.
Supermarket Dash - Midnight because she's lithe and I imagine sprightly for an old dear. Plus a lot of people would watch that.
Sitcom? Erm... Nero. It would be a charming sort of bumbling sitcom. Like Rev.
Henriette and Sam and Jamie Hants for a Peep Show style thing."
Super Hants. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Meeting my mum - Pickle. Or Ricky. To be honest, any forum user who is true to who they are, quirks included would impress my mum.
Supermarket Dash - Midnight because she's lithe and I imagine sprightly for an old dear. Plus a lot of people would watch that.
Sitcom? Erm... Nero. It would be a charming sort of bumbling sitcom. Like Rev.
Henriette and Sam and Jamie Hants for a Peep Show style thing.
Super Hants."
Ha! Yes. Super Hants. Sam would be Jeremy. Henriette, Big Suze. |
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over a year ago
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"Parents - Rex
Sitcom - Littlebird
Supermarket sweep - Poshie - she'd be straight to the booze, snacks +lube
That first one I would love to be a fly on the wall "
They would love him down the club |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1. Nero
2. Ricky M as Mrs Bucket
3. Jennie. Obvs
I'd make an excellent Hyacinth.
RICHARD!
Can I be your Sheridan
Of course. I'll call you tonight, dear.
Unless you want to be Onslow."
I think I’m your Sheridan. Though I look like onslow |
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over a year ago
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Meeting my parents… I’d like to take petite woman to meet my mum.
Bellaseas is very funny and photogenic and would make a fantastic sitcom lead
Super market sweep - pickles, I bet he can find all the good stuff |
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"Meeting my mum - Pickle. Or Ricky. To be honest, any forum user who is true to who they are, quirks included would impress my mum.
Supermarket Dash - Midnight because she's lithe and I imagine sprightly for an old dear. Plus a lot of people would watch that.
Sitcom? Erm... Nero. It would be a charming sort of bumbling sitcom. Like Rev.
Henriette and Sam and Jamie Hants for a Peep Show style thing.
Super Hants.
Ha! Yes. Super Hants. Sam would be Jeremy. Henriette, Big Suze."
You can be Nancy. And Brucey can be Gerrard.
Imagine I'd be Jeff. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Meeting my mum - Pickle. Or Ricky. To be honest, any forum user who is true to who they are, quirks included would impress my mum.
Supermarket Dash - Midnight because she's lithe and I imagine sprightly for an old dear. Plus a lot of people would watch that.
Sitcom? Erm... Nero. It would be a charming sort of bumbling sitcom. Like Rev.
Henriette and Sam and Jamie Hants for a Peep Show style thing.
Super Hants.
Ha! Yes. Super Hants. Sam would be Jeremy. Henriette, Big Suze.
You can be Nancy. And Brucey can be Gerrard.
Imagine I'd be Jeff."
I’ll be the black guy. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Meeting my mum - Pickle. Or Ricky. To be honest, any forum user who is true to who they are, quirks included would impress my mum.
Supermarket Dash - Midnight because she's lithe and I imagine sprightly for an old dear. Plus a lot of people would watch that.
Sitcom? Erm... Nero. It would be a charming sort of bumbling sitcom. Like Rev.
Henriette and Sam and Jamie Hants for a Peep Show style thing.
Super Hants.
Ha! Yes. Super Hants. Sam would be Jeremy. Henriette, Big Suze.
You can be Nancy. And Brucey can be Gerrard.
Imagine I'd be Jeff."
Erm you're more of a Mark Esty.
I like Mark.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Meeting my mum - Pickle. Or Ricky. To be honest, any forum user who is true to who they are, quirks included would impress my mum.
Supermarket Dash - Midnight because she's lithe and I imagine sprightly for an old dear. Plus a lot of people would watch that.
Sitcom? Erm... Nero. It would be a charming sort of bumbling sitcom. Like Rev.
Henriette and Sam and Jamie Hants for a Peep Show style thing.
Super Hants.
Ha! Yes. Super Hants. Sam would be Jeremy. Henriette, Big Suze.
You can be Nancy. And Brucey can be Gerrard.
Imagine I'd be Jeff.
Erm you're more of a Mark Esty.
I like Mark.
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I am Corrigan-tastic at times. |
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"Meeting my mum - Pickle. Or Ricky. To be honest, any forum user who is true to who they are, quirks included would impress my mum.
Supermarket Dash - Midnight because she's lithe and I imagine sprightly for an old dear. Plus a lot of people would watch that.
Sitcom? Erm... Nero. It would be a charming sort of bumbling sitcom. Like Rev.
Henriette and Sam and Jamie Hants for a Peep Show style thing.
Super Hants.
Ha! Yes. Super Hants. Sam would be Jeremy. Henriette, Big Suze.
You can be Nancy. And Brucey can be Gerrard.
Imagine I'd be Jeff.
Erm you're more of a Mark Esty.
I like Mark.
I am Corrigan-tastic at times."
Yeah, sure. You've got sarcasm, I've got a big gun! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Meeting my mum - Pickle. Or Ricky. To be honest, any forum user who is true to who they are, quirks included would impress my mum.
Supermarket Dash - Midnight because she's lithe and I imagine sprightly for an old dear. Plus a lot of people would watch that.
Sitcom? Erm... Nero. It would be a charming sort of bumbling sitcom. Like Rev.
Henriette and Sam and Jamie Hants for a Peep Show style thing.
Super Hants.
Ha! Yes. Super Hants. Sam would be Jeremy. Henriette, Big Suze.
You can be Nancy. And Brucey can be Gerrard.
Imagine I'd be Jeff.
Erm you're more of a Mark Esty.
I like Mark.
I am Corrigan-tastic at times.
Yeah, sure. You've got sarcasm, I've got a big gun!"
*I simply must get rid of him* |
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And this is why I hate threads like this.
Not that I put any stock in it at all, but for every person you’ve mentioned that’s dozens you haven’t. It becomes a vehicle for ostracising others and that’s not very inclusive.
It’s different if people say they’re in on a thread. |
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"And this is why I hate threads like this.
Not that I put any stock in it at all, but for every person you’ve mentioned that’s dozens you haven’t. It becomes a vehicle for ostracising others and that’s not very inclusive.
It’s different if people say they’re in on a thread."
I agree with this.....however what I'd say is if ppl take the forums seriously then that's on them....
But also your normally very much included. |
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"And this is why I hate threads like this.
Not that I put any stock in it at all, but for every person you’ve mentioned that’s dozens you haven’t. It becomes a vehicle for ostracising others and that’s not very inclusive.
It’s different if people say they’re in on a thread.
I agree with this.....however what I'd say is if ppl take the forums seriously then that's on them....
But also your normally very much included. "
Thanks, dude. Appreciated.
As I say, I put no stock in it and am not feeling left out. Just making a point, I suppose |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
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"And this is why I hate threads like this.
Not that I put any stock in it at all, but for every person you’ve mentioned that’s dozens you haven’t. It becomes a vehicle for ostracising others and that’s not very inclusive.
It’s different if people say they’re in on a thread."
I think if anyone is unhappy because they haven't been nominated as best to meet parents, good at a 90s game show, or because they are sitcom levels of whatever - that's a them problem. It's hardly a popularity content. Would it be upsetting if they didn't get nominated for biggest dickhead too? |
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"And this is why I hate threads like this.
Not that I put any stock in it at all, but for every person you’ve mentioned that’s dozens you haven’t. It becomes a vehicle for ostracising others and that’s not very inclusive.
It’s different if people say they’re in on a thread.
I agree with this.....however what I'd say is if ppl take the forums seriously then that's on them....
But also your normally very much included.
Thanks, dude. Appreciated.
As I say, I put no stock in it and am not feeling left out. Just making a point, I suppose "
I'm wondering if there is stock put Into it.....as for me if I didn't put any stock into something I woundbt feel thr need to call it out....thats just for me mind |
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"And this is why I hate threads like this.
Not that I put any stock in it at all, but for every person you’ve mentioned that’s dozens you haven’t. It becomes a vehicle for ostracising others and that’s not very inclusive.
It’s different if people say they’re in on a thread."
Here here.
I agree
Just a huge clique fest
God damn it
WHY HAVENT I BEEN NAMED |
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"And this is why I hate threads like this.
Not that I put any stock in it at all, but for every person you’ve mentioned that’s dozens you haven’t. It becomes a vehicle for ostracising others and that’s not very inclusive.
It’s different if people say they’re in on a thread.
I think if anyone is unhappy because they haven't been nominated as best to meet parents, good at a 90s game show, or because they are sitcom levels of whatever - that's a them problem. It's hardly a popularity content. Would it be upsetting if they didn't get nominated for biggest dickhead too? "
You must have noticed the threads started by people whose self esteem is at rock bottom due to their feelings of isolation on the site. |
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"And this is why I hate threads like this.
Not that I put any stock in it at all, but for every person you’ve mentioned that’s dozens you haven’t. It becomes a vehicle for ostracising others and that’s not very inclusive.
It’s different if people say they’re in on a thread.
I agree with this.....however what I'd say is if ppl take the forums seriously then that's on them....
But also your normally very much included.
Thanks, dude. Appreciated.
As I say, I put no stock in it and am not feeling left out. Just making a point, I suppose
I'm wondering if there is stock put Into it.....as for me if I didn't put any stock into something I woundbt feel thr need to call it out....thats just for me mind "
Can't you feel empathy for how someone else might experience things? |
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"lemonbuttercream
Lemon to meet the parents as she looks the part
Caucasian Ghandi
For the sitcom as his post are usualy funny
Fluffy Chicken for the supermarket sweep as she looks like she would be handy with a trolly "
Damn right I would |
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"And this is why I hate threads like this.
Not that I put any stock in it at all, but for every person you’ve mentioned that’s dozens you haven’t. It becomes a vehicle for ostracising others and that’s not very inclusive.
It’s different if people say they’re in on a thread.
I think if anyone is unhappy because they haven't been nominated as best to meet parents, good at a 90s game show, or because they are sitcom levels of whatever - that's a them problem. It's hardly a popularity content. Would it be upsetting if they didn't get nominated for biggest dickhead too? "
Tbf I'd take biggest dickhead... |
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"And this is why I hate threads like this.
Not that I put any stock in it at all, but for every person you’ve mentioned that’s dozens you haven’t. It becomes a vehicle for ostracising others and that’s not very inclusive.
It’s different if people say they’re in on a thread.
I agree with this.....however what I'd say is if ppl take the forums seriously then that's on them....
But also your normally very much included.
Thanks, dude. Appreciated.
As I say, I put no stock in it and am not feeling left out. Just making a point, I suppose
I'm wondering if there is stock put Into it.....as for me if I didn't put any stock into something I woundbt feel thr need to call it out....thats just for me mind "
Ugh. Whatever. |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"1: Amendment: Nice Couple, if my parents were alive.
2: Essex Tom in remake of Til Death Us Do Part.
3: Any female between 30 and 40, who can run and knows the order the aisles are in in Waitrose.
We do know how to behave around parents
I thought you might bring a nice cheesecake with you too
I'd bring something like that and offer to help make the tea while Mr N talked cars/the journey/football with your dear dad.
I have accepted that despite being semi and completely naked on a swingers site the only time I get named on one of these threads is as suitable to meet the parents "
At least you get named |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
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"And this is why I hate threads like this.
Not that I put any stock in it at all, but for every person you’ve mentioned that’s dozens you haven’t. It becomes a vehicle for ostracising others and that’s not very inclusive.
It’s different if people say they’re in on a thread.
I think if anyone is unhappy because they haven't been nominated as best to meet parents, good at a 90s game show, or because they are sitcom levels of whatever - that's a them problem. It's hardly a popularity content. Would it be upsetting if they didn't get nominated for biggest dickhead too?
You must have noticed the threads started by people whose self esteem is at rock bottom due to their feelings of isolation on the site. "
I notice many threads and get involved especially if they clearly need a chat or a genuine bit of support |
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"And this is why I hate threads like this.
Not that I put any stock in it at all, but for every person you’ve mentioned that’s dozens you haven’t. It becomes a vehicle for ostracising others and that’s not very inclusive.
It’s different if people say they’re in on a thread.
I agree with this.....however what I'd say is if ppl take the forums seriously then that's on them....
But also your normally very much included.
Thanks, dude. Appreciated.
As I say, I put no stock in it and am not feeling left out. Just making a point, I suppose
I'm wondering if there is stock put Into it.....as for me if I didn't put any stock into something I woundbt feel thr need to call it out....thats just for me mind
Ugh. Whatever."
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
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"And this is why I hate threads like this.
Not that I put any stock in it at all, but for every person you’ve mentioned that’s dozens you haven’t. It becomes a vehicle for ostracising others and that’s not very inclusive.
It’s different if people say they’re in on a thread.
I think if anyone is unhappy because they haven't been nominated as best to meet parents, good at a 90s game show, or because they are sitcom levels of whatever - that's a them problem. It's hardly a popularity content. Would it be upsetting if they didn't get nominated for biggest dickhead too?
Tbf I'd take biggest dickhead... "
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"And this is why I hate threads like this.
Not that I put any stock in it at all, but for every person you’ve mentioned that’s dozens you haven’t. It becomes a vehicle for ostracising others and that’s not very inclusive.
It’s different if people say they’re in on a thread.
I think if anyone is unhappy because they haven't been nominated as best to meet parents, good at a 90s game show, or because they are sitcom levels of whatever - that's a them problem. It's hardly a popularity content. Would it be upsetting if they didn't get nominated for biggest dickhead too?
Tbf I'd take biggest dickhead...
Think that's a battle only between the two of us to be honest "
Brucey baby I'd happily share gold with ya |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"And this is why I hate threads like this.
Not that I put any stock in it at all, but for every person you’ve mentioned that’s dozens you haven’t. It becomes a vehicle for ostracising others and that’s not very inclusive.
It’s different if people say they’re in on a thread."
Why do you let things like this bother you?
I've only been named on one because I was the oldest on here, and I'm not crying about it.
Why should other people not have a laugh because some might be upset. Are we becoming so sensitive now that no one can do anything that doesn't include everyone?
I'm not ostracised because no one fancies me on the forums.
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"And this is why I hate threads like this.
Not that I put any stock in it at all, but for every person you’ve mentioned that’s dozens you haven’t. It becomes a vehicle for ostracising others and that’s not very inclusive.
It’s different if people say they’re in on a thread.
I agree with this.....however what I'd say is if ppl take the forums seriously then that's on them....
But also your normally very much included.
Thanks, dude. Appreciated.
As I say, I put no stock in it and am not feeling left out. Just making a point, I suppose
I'm wondering if there is stock put Into it.....as for me if I didn't put any stock into something I woundbt feel thr need to call it out....thats just for me mind
Can't you feel empathy for how someone else might experience things?"
Just because I give my opinion and perspective. Don't get it twisted as that I don't have any empathy. I have more than you will ever know. |
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over a year ago
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"I've been ignored by men I've fucked multiple times and men who want to fuck me.
I don't care; it's just a laugh."
I want to fuck you, Nanna.
Can I?
Maybe? |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"And this is why I hate threads like this.
Not that I put any stock in it at all, but for every person you’ve mentioned that’s dozens you haven’t. It becomes a vehicle for ostracising others and that’s not very inclusive.
It’s different if people say they’re in on a thread.
I think if anyone is unhappy because they haven't been nominated as best to meet parents, good at a 90s game show, or because they are sitcom levels of whatever - that's a them problem. It's hardly a popularity content. Would it be upsetting if they didn't get nominated for biggest dickhead too?
You must have noticed the threads started by people whose self esteem is at rock bottom due to their feelings of isolation on the site.
I notice many threads and get involved especially if they clearly need a chat or a genuine bit of support"
That's great, and much appreciated, but this is a swingers site, not a therapy group. We're mostly all happy to support people in need, but let's not forget we're here to enjoy ourselves.
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By *ad NannaWoman
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"I've been ignored by men I've fucked multiple times and men who want to fuck me.
I don't care; it's just a laugh.
I want to fuck you, Nanna.
Can I?
Maybe?"
Will it mean you'll nominate me on a forum game, if I say yes
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"And this is why I hate threads like this.
Not that I put any stock in it at all, but for every person you’ve mentioned that’s dozens you haven’t. It becomes a vehicle for ostracising others and that’s not very inclusive.
It’s different if people say they’re in on a thread.
Why do you let things like this bother you?
I've only been named on one because I was the oldest on here, and I'm not crying about it.
Why should other people not have a laugh because some might be upset. Are we becoming so sensitive now that no one can do anything that doesn't include everyone?
I'm not ostracised because no one fancies me on the forums.
"
We never get named on these things or any threads half the time but you know what it is what it is, not going to let it affect how we interact
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"I've been ignored by men I've fucked multiple times and men who want to fuck me.
I don't care; it's just a laugh.
I want to fuck you, Nanna.
Can I?
Maybe?
Will it mean you'll nominate me on a forum game, if I say yes
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Nanna I'll nominate you and it won't cost you any sexual favours |
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"I've been ignored by men I've fucked multiple times and men who want to fuck me.
I don't care; it's just a laugh.
I want to fuck you, Nanna.
Can I?
Maybe?
Will it mean you'll nominate me on a forum game, if I say yes
"
No.
Well maybe the ones about who I’d like to fuck.
But not the ones like this because I don’t think you’d be good for supermarket sweep |
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"And this is why I hate threads like this.
Not that I put any stock in it at all, but for every person you’ve mentioned that’s dozens you haven’t. It becomes a vehicle for ostracising others and that’s not very inclusive.
It’s different if people say they’re in on a thread.
I agree with this.....however what I'd say is if ppl take the forums seriously then that's on them....
But also your normally very much included.
Thanks, dude. Appreciated.
As I say, I put no stock in it and am not feeling left out. Just making a point, I suppose
I'm wondering if there is stock put Into it.....as for me if I didn't put any stock into something I woundbt feel thr need to call it out....thats just for me mind
Can't you feel empathy for how someone else might experience things?
Just because I give my opinion and perspective. Don't get it twisted as that I don't have any empathy. I have more than you will ever know."
Nope not saying you don't have empathy, just asking if you feel empathy on this occasion. It's fine not to. I struggle to empathise on many occasions |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"I've been ignored by men I've fucked multiple times and men who want to fuck me.
I don't care; it's just a laugh.
I want to fuck you, Nanna.
Can I?
Maybe?
Will it mean you'll nominate me on a forum game, if I say yes
No.
Well maybe the ones about who I’d like to fuck.
But not the ones like this because I don’t think you’d be good for supermarket sweep "
Not if you want a full trolley |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"I've been ignored by men I've fucked multiple times and men who want to fuck me.
I don't care; it's just a laugh.
I want to fuck you, Nanna.
Can I?
Maybe?
Will it mean you'll nominate me on a forum game, if I say yes
Nanna I'll nominate you and it won't cost you any sexual favours "
I don't want pity noms!
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"And this is why I hate threads like this.
Not that I put any stock in it at all, but for every person you’ve mentioned that’s dozens you haven’t. It becomes a vehicle for ostracising others and that’s not very inclusive.
It’s different if people say they’re in on a thread.
Why do you let things like this bother you?
I've only been named on one because I was the oldest on here, and I'm not crying about it.
Why should other people not have a laugh because some might be upset. Are we becoming so sensitive now that no one can do anything that doesn't include everyone?
I'm not ostracised because no one fancies me on the forums.
"
My opinion on this is that we shouldn't dismiss how other people feel. I have no problem with these threads, it's the saying other people have a problem if they feel excluded that I don't like.
But you named me so it's ok .
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"And this is why I hate threads like this.
Not that I put any stock in it at all, but for every person you’ve mentioned that’s dozens you haven’t. It becomes a vehicle for ostracising others and that’s not very inclusive.
It’s different if people say they’re in on a thread.
Why do you let things like this bother you?
I've only been named on one because I was the oldest on here, and I'm not crying about it.
Why should other people not have a laugh because some might be upset. Are we becoming so sensitive now that no one can do anything that doesn't include everyone?
I'm not ostracised because no one fancies me on the forums.
We never get named on these things or any threads half the time but you know what it is what it is, not going to let it affect how we interact
Tinder "
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"And this is why I hate threads like this.
Not that I put any stock in it at all, but for every person you’ve mentioned that’s dozens you haven’t. It becomes a vehicle for ostracising others and that’s not very inclusive.
It’s different if people say they’re in on a thread.
Why do you let things like this bother you?
I've only been named on one because I was the oldest on here, and I'm not crying about it.
Why should other people not have a laugh because some might be upset. Are we becoming so sensitive now that no one can do anything that doesn't include everyone?
I'm not ostracised because no one fancies me on the forums.
My opinion on this is that we shouldn't dismiss how other people feel. I have no problem with these threads, it's the saying other people have a problem if they feel excluded that I don't like.
But you named me so it's ok .
"
I’d have named you on a thread about the sex. As I think I have before |
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"And this is why I hate threads like this.
Not that I put any stock in it at all, but for every person you’ve mentioned that’s dozens you haven’t. It becomes a vehicle for ostracising others and that’s not very inclusive.
It’s different if people say they’re in on a thread.
Why do you let things like this bother you?
I've only been named on one because I was the oldest on here, and I'm not crying about it.
Why should other people not have a laugh because some might be upset. Are we becoming so sensitive now that no one can do anything that doesn't include everyone?
I'm not ostracised because no one fancies me on the forums.
"
Would you like to point out to me the bit where I am “crying about it”? Can someone not make a point without coming across as a cryer? And is your vocabulary so limited you have to resort to juvenile references? |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"And this is why I hate threads like this.
Not that I put any stock in it at all, but for every person you’ve mentioned that’s dozens you haven’t. It becomes a vehicle for ostracising others and that’s not very inclusive.
It’s different if people say they’re in on a thread.
Why do you let things like this bother you?
I've only been named on one because I was the oldest on here, and I'm not crying about it.
Why should other people not have a laugh because some might be upset. Are we becoming so sensitive now that no one can do anything that doesn't include everyone?
I'm not ostracised because no one fancies me on the forums.
My opinion on this is that we shouldn't dismiss how other people feel. I have no problem with these threads, it's the saying other people have a problem if they feel excluded that I don't like.
But you named me so it's ok .
"
Because I truly thought my parents would like you.
They were pretty open minded for their time though. |
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"And this is why I hate threads like this.
Not that I put any stock in it at all, but for every person you’ve mentioned that’s dozens you haven’t. It becomes a vehicle for ostracising others and that’s not very inclusive.
It’s different if people say they’re in on a thread.
I think if anyone is unhappy because they haven't been nominated as best to meet parents, good at a 90s game show, or because they are sitcom levels of whatever - that's a them problem. It's hardly a popularity content. Would it be upsetting if they didn't get nominated for biggest dickhead too? "
I think some people are just desperate for the exposure from anything |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"And this is why I hate threads like this.
Not that I put any stock in it at all, but for every person you’ve mentioned that’s dozens you haven’t. It becomes a vehicle for ostracising others and that’s not very inclusive.
It’s different if people say they’re in on a thread.
I think if anyone is unhappy because they haven't been nominated as best to meet parents, good at a 90s game show, or because they are sitcom levels of whatever - that's a them problem. It's hardly a popularity content. Would it be upsetting if they didn't get nominated for biggest dickhead too?
Tbf I'd take biggest dickhead...
Think that's a battle only between the two of us to be honest
Brucey baby I'd happily share gold with ya "
If there's one thing I am positive on - it's that I would be nominated biggest dickhead. Permission to take it to a thread? |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"And this is why I hate threads like this.
Not that I put any stock in it at all, but for every person you’ve mentioned that’s dozens you haven’t. It becomes a vehicle for ostracising others and that’s not very inclusive.
It’s different if people say they’re in on a thread.
Why do you let things like this bother you?
I've only been named on one because I was the oldest on here, and I'm not crying about it.
Why should other people not have a laugh because some might be upset. Are we becoming so sensitive now that no one can do anything that doesn't include everyone?
I'm not ostracised because no one fancies me on the forums.
Would you like to point out to me the bit where I am “crying about it”? Can someone not make a point without coming across as a cryer? And is your vocabulary so limited you have to resort to juvenile references?"
That's just a term I use for myself. I wasn't saying you were crying.
Although I have a pretty good vocabulary, I'm childish and don't waste it on here.
I still watch children's cartoons; which I pointed out on a thread about being childish. |
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Don’t worry all, I’m off. I’ve obviously said something that rattled the masses and I know when to run away.
Brucey - sorry for derailing your thread.
Have a good day everyone, I’ll be back next week. |
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"And this is why I hate threads like this.
Not that I put any stock in it at all, but for every person you’ve mentioned that’s dozens you haven’t. It becomes a vehicle for ostracising others and that’s not very inclusive.
It’s different if people say they’re in on a thread.
I think if anyone is unhappy because they haven't been nominated as best to meet parents, good at a 90s game show, or because they are sitcom levels of whatever - that's a them problem. It's hardly a popularity content. Would it be upsetting if they didn't get nominated for biggest dickhead too?
Tbf I'd take biggest dickhead...
Think that's a battle only between the two of us to be honest
Brucey baby I'd happily share gold with ya
If there's one thing I am positive on - it's that I would be nominated biggest dickhead. Permission to take it to a thread? "
Take it away young man |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"Don’t worry all, I’m off. I’ve obviously said something that rattled the masses and I know when to run away.
Brucey - sorry for derailing your thread.
Have a good day everyone, I’ll be back next week."
To be clear; I'm not rattled.
I'm quite chilled, because I don't let threads upset me.
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"Don’t worry all, I’m off. I’ve obviously said something that rattled the masses and I know when to run away.
Brucey - sorry for derailing your thread.
Have a good day everyone, I’ll be back next week."
You don’t need to go, Felix. Great name which I’ve only recently just got by the way. |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"And this is why I hate threads like this.
Not that I put any stock in it at all, but for every person you’ve mentioned that’s dozens you haven’t. It becomes a vehicle for ostracising others and that’s not very inclusive.
It’s different if people say they’re in on a thread.
I think if anyone is unhappy because they haven't been nominated as best to meet parents, good at a 90s game show, or because they are sitcom levels of whatever - that's a them problem. It's hardly a popularity content. Would it be upsetting if they didn't get nominated for biggest dickhead too?
Tbf I'd take biggest dickhead...
Think that's a battle only between the two of us to be honest
Brucey baby I'd happily share gold with ya
If there's one thing I am positive on - it's that I would be nominated biggest dickhead. Permission to take it to a thread?
Take it away young man "
If that's permission I'm just awaiting pickles and then - it's on boys. |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
London |
"3 situs!
Which would make the best impression to meeting the parents?
Which would make the best sitcom character?
Which would be your team mate in a game of Supermarket Sweep?
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I choose Felix in all three.
Now can everyone just chill? |
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"Don’t worry all, I’m off. I’ve obviously said something that rattled the masses and I know when to run away.
Brucey - sorry for derailing your thread.
Have a good day everyone, I’ll be back next week."
I wouldn't worry about it buddy and tomorrow is next week |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Don’t worry all, I’m off. I’ve obviously said something that rattled the masses and I know when to run away.
Brucey - sorry for derailing your thread.
Have a good day everyone, I’ll be back next week.
To be clear; I'm not rattled.
I'm quite chilled, because I don't let threads upset me.
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I didn't rattle you?! Well now I'm rattled! |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Don’t worry all, I’m off. I’ve obviously said something that rattled the masses and I know when to run away.
Brucey - sorry for derailing your thread.
Have a good day everyone, I’ll be back next week.
I wouldn't worry about it buddy and tomorrow is next week "
Well you can't expect people to actually stay off fab too long can ya?! Be realistic here PC! |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"3 situs!
Which would make the best impression to meeting the parents?
Which would make the best sitcom character?
Which would be your team mate in a game of Supermarket Sweep?
I choose Felix in all three.
Now can everyone just chill? "
Nah nanna fired me up and now I need an angry wank |
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"And this is why I hate threads like this.
Not that I put any stock in it at all, but for every person you’ve mentioned that’s dozens you haven’t. It becomes a vehicle for ostracising others and that’s not very inclusive.
It’s different if people say they’re in on a thread.
I think if anyone is unhappy because they haven't been nominated as best to meet parents, good at a 90s game show, or because they are sitcom levels of whatever - that's a them problem. It's hardly a popularity content. Would it be upsetting if they didn't get nominated for biggest dickhead too?
Tbf I'd take biggest dickhead...
Think that's a battle only between the two of us to be honest
Brucey baby I'd happily share gold with ya
If there's one thing I am positive on - it's that I would be nominated biggest dickhead. Permission to take it to a thread?
Take it away young man
If that's permission I'm just awaiting pickles and then - it's on boys."
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"Don’t worry all, I’m off. I’ve obviously said something that rattled the masses and I know when to run away.
Brucey - sorry for derailing your thread.
Have a good day everyone, I’ll be back next week.
I wouldn't worry about it buddy and tomorrow is next week
Well you can't expect people to actually stay off fab too long can ya?! Be realistic here PC!"
Hell no, even the ones that say they're taking a break don't, they hide profile and still look I reckon |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
London |
"3 situs!
Which would make the best impression to meeting the parents?
Which would make the best sitcom character?
Which would be your team mate in a game of Supermarket Sweep?
I choose Felix in all three.
Now can everyone just chill?
Nah nanna fired me up and now I need an angry wank"
Use me. Have an angry posh wank, I’ll just lay there and be used - you’ll barely notice me. |
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"Don’t worry all, I’m off. I’ve obviously said something that rattled the masses and I know when to run away.
Brucey - sorry for derailing your thread.
Have a good day everyone, I’ll be back next week."
Felix, you don't need to apologise for feeling how you feel. Some people will disagree. Others will agree. Not many of them will post about it. Have a good Sunday.
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"And this is why I hate threads like this.
Not that I put any stock in it at all, but for every person you’ve mentioned that’s dozens you haven’t. It becomes a vehicle for ostracising others and that’s not very inclusive.
It’s different if people say they’re in on a thread.
I think if anyone is unhappy because they haven't been nominated as best to meet parents, good at a 90s game show, or because they are sitcom levels of whatever - that's a them problem. It's hardly a popularity content. Would it be upsetting if they didn't get nominated for biggest dickhead too?
Tbf I'd take biggest dickhead...
Think that's a battle only between the two of us to be honest
Brucey baby I'd happily share gold with ya
If there's one thing I am positive on - it's that I would be nominated biggest dickhead. Permission to take it to a thread?
Take it away young man
If that's permission I'm just awaiting pickles and then - it's on boys.
Who is a bigger Dickhead of us three? I’d like to find out "
Brucey think that's take off |
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"And this is why I hate threads like this.
Not that I put any stock in it at all, but for every person you’ve mentioned that’s dozens you haven’t. It becomes a vehicle for ostracising others and that’s not very inclusive.
It’s different if people say they’re in on a thread.
I think if anyone is unhappy because they haven't been nominated as best to meet parents, good at a 90s game show, or because they are sitcom levels of whatever - that's a them problem. It's hardly a popularity content. Would it be upsetting if they didn't get nominated for biggest dickhead too?
Tbf I'd take biggest dickhead...
Think that's a battle only between the two of us to be honest
Brucey baby I'd happily share gold with ya
If there's one thing I am positive on - it's that I would be nominated biggest dickhead. Permission to take it to a thread?
Take it away young man
If that's permission I'm just awaiting pickles and then - it's on boys.
Who is a bigger Dickhead of us three? I’d like to find out "
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"And this is why I hate threads like this.
Not that I put any stock in it at all, but for every person you’ve mentioned that’s dozens you haven’t. It becomes a vehicle for ostracising others and that’s not very inclusive.
It’s different if people say they’re in on a thread.
Why do you let things like this bother you?
I've only been named on one because I was the oldest on here, and I'm not crying about it.
Why should other people not have a laugh because some might be upset. Are we becoming so sensitive now that no one can do anything that doesn't include everyone?
I'm not ostracised because no one fancies me on the forums.
My opinion on this is that we shouldn't dismiss how other people feel. I have no problem with these threads, it's the saying other people have a problem if they feel excluded that I don't like.
But you named me so it's ok .
Because I truly thought my parents would like you.
They were pretty open minded for their time though."
I know and I'm happy for that
I'm off to do father's day stuff.
Have a good day everyone |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Don’t worry all, I’m off. I’ve obviously said something that rattled the masses and I know when to run away.
Brucey - sorry for derailing your thread.
Have a good day everyone, I’ll be back next week.
I wouldn't worry about it buddy and tomorrow is next week
Well you can't expect people to actually stay off fab too long can ya?! Be realistic here PC!
Hell no, even the ones that say they're taking a break don't, they hide profile and still look I reckon "
I actually did except from when I got told there was a thread about me which I did look at after because I saw 3 lovely messages among about 60 of thank fuck he's gone
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"3 situs!
Which would make the best impression to meeting the parents?
Which would make the best sitcom character?
Which would be your team mate in a game of Supermarket Sweep?
I choose Felix in all three.
Now can everyone just chill?
Nah nanna fired me up and now I need an angry wank
Use me. Have an angry posh wank, I’ll just lay there and be used - you’ll barely notice me. "
Isn't a posh wank just into a condom? |
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"Don’t worry all, I’m off. I’ve obviously said something that rattled the masses and I know when to run away.
Brucey - sorry for derailing your thread.
Have a good day everyone, I’ll be back next week.
I wouldn't worry about it buddy and tomorrow is next week
Well you can't expect people to actually stay off fab too long can ya?! Be realistic here PC!
Hell no, even the ones that say they're taking a break don't, they hide profile and still look I reckon
I actually did except from when I got told there was a thread about me which I did look at after because I saw 3 lovely messages among about 60 of thank fuck he's gone
Hey guys!"
I'm sure I was one of the lovely ones |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
London |
"3 situs!
Which would make the best impression to meeting the parents?
Which would make the best sitcom character?
Which would be your team mate in a game of Supermarket Sweep?
I choose Felix in all three.
Now can everyone just chill?
Nah nanna fired me up and now I need an angry wank
Use me. Have an angry posh wank, I’ll just lay there and be used - you’ll barely notice me.
Isn't a posh wank just into a condom?"
I’ve been lied to! God damn! |
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"3 situs!
Which would make the best impression to meeting the parents?
Which would make the best sitcom character?
Which would be your team mate in a game of Supermarket Sweep?
I choose Felix in all three.
Now can everyone just chill?
Nah nanna fired me up and now I need an angry wank
Use me. Have an angry posh wank, I’ll just lay there and be used - you’ll barely notice me.
Isn't a posh wank just into a condom?"
Only if its of the Skyn variety. Durex is so 80's baby |
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"3 situs!
Which would make the best impression to meeting the parents?
Which would make the best sitcom character?
Which would be your team mate in a game of Supermarket Sweep?
I choose Felix in all three.
Now can everyone just chill?
Nah nanna fired me up and now I need an angry wank
Use me. Have an angry posh wank, I’ll just lay there and be used - you’ll barely notice me.
Isn't a posh wank just into a condom?"
I use a tin of caviar |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Don’t worry all, I’m off. I’ve obviously said something that rattled the masses and I know when to run away.
Brucey - sorry for derailing your thread.
Have a good day everyone, I’ll be back next week.
I wouldn't worry about it buddy and tomorrow is next week
Well you can't expect people to actually stay off fab too long can ya?! Be realistic here PC!
Hell no, even the ones that say they're taking a break don't, they hide profile and still look I reckon
I actually did except from when I got told there was a thread about me which I did look at after because I saw 3 lovely messages among about 60 of thank fuck he's gone
Hey guys!
I'm sure I was one of the lovely ones "
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"3 situs!
Which would make the best impression to meeting the parents?
Which would make the best sitcom character?
Which would be your team mate in a game of Supermarket Sweep?
I choose Felix in all three.
Now can everyone just chill?
Nah nanna fired me up and now I need an angry wank"
Finally I get a mention
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"And this is why I hate threads like this.
Not that I put any stock in it at all, but for every person you’ve mentioned that’s dozens you haven’t. It becomes a vehicle for ostracising others and that’s not very inclusive.
It’s different if people say they’re in on a thread.
I think if anyone is unhappy because they haven't been nominated as best to meet parents, good at a 90s game show, or because they are sitcom levels of whatever - that's a them problem. It's hardly a popularity content. Would it be upsetting if they didn't get nominated for biggest dickhead too?
Tbf I'd take biggest dickhead... "
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"Don’t worry all, I’m off. I’ve obviously said something that rattled the masses and I know when to run away.
Brucey - sorry for derailing your thread.
Have a good day everyone, I’ll be back next week.
I wouldn't worry about it buddy and tomorrow is next week
Well you can't expect people to actually stay off fab too long can ya?! Be realistic here PC!
Hell no, even the ones that say they're taking a break don't, they hide profile and still look I reckon
I actually did except from when I got told there was a thread about me which I did look at after because I saw 3 lovely messages among about 60 of thank fuck he's gone
Hey guys!
I'm sure I was one of the lovely ones
Think if memory recalls you were like 'he was alright I guess' "
That sounds about right but I probably would have said in small doses |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"3 situs!
Which would make the best impression to meeting the parents?
Which would make the best sitcom character?
Which would be your team mate in a game of Supermarket Sweep?
I choose Felix in all three.
Now can everyone just chill?
Nah nanna fired me up and now I need an angry wank
Finally I get a mention
Next time there's a who fires you up for a wank, I expect to see my name pop up first "
ONLY if it's angry wank. Quack wins for horny wank and lemon wins for weird wank |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Don’t worry all, I’m off. I’ve obviously said something that rattled the masses and I know when to run away.
Brucey - sorry for derailing your thread.
Have a good day everyone, I’ll be back next week.
I wouldn't worry about it buddy and tomorrow is next week
Well you can't expect people to actually stay off fab too long can ya?! Be realistic here PC!
Hell no, even the ones that say they're taking a break don't, they hide profile and still look I reckon
I actually did except from when I got told there was a thread about me which I did look at after because I saw 3 lovely messages among about 60 of thank fuck he's gone
Hey guys!
I'm sure I was one of the lovely ones
Think if memory recalls you were like 'he was alright I guess'
That sounds about right but I probably would have said in small doses "
I think that's exactly what you said actually. Unfortunately for you I only come in XXL size |
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"And this is why I hate threads like this.
Not that I put any stock in it at all, but for every person you’ve mentioned that’s dozens you haven’t. It becomes a vehicle for ostracising others and that’s not very inclusive.
It’s different if people say they’re in on a thread.
I think if anyone is unhappy because they haven't been nominated as best to meet parents, good at a 90s game show, or because they are sitcom levels of whatever - that's a them problem. It's hardly a popularity content. Would it be upsetting if they didn't get nominated for biggest dickhead too?
Tbf I'd take biggest dickhead...
Not even a contest that "
Looks like Grumps has just thrown his hat in the ring |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"3 situs!
Which would make the best impression to meeting the parents?
Which would make the best sitcom character?
Which would be your team mate in a game of Supermarket Sweep?
I choose Felix in all three.
Now can everyone just chill?
Nah nanna fired me up and now I need an angry wank
Finally I get a mention
Next time there's a who fires you up for a wank, I expect to see my name pop up first
ONLY if it's angry wank. Quack wins for horny wank and lemon wins for weird wank "
Nice to know an old, fat bird like me is good for something |
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"Don’t worry all, I’m off. I’ve obviously said something that rattled the masses and I know when to run away.
Brucey - sorry for derailing your thread.
Have a good day everyone, I’ll be back next week.
I wouldn't worry about it buddy and tomorrow is next week
Well you can't expect people to actually stay off fab too long can ya?! Be realistic here PC!
Hell no, even the ones that say they're taking a break don't, they hide profile and still look I reckon
I actually did except from when I got told there was a thread about me which I did look at after because I saw 3 lovely messages among about 60 of thank fuck he's gone
Hey guys!
I'm sure I was one of the lovely ones
Think if memory recalls you were like 'he was alright I guess'
That sounds about right but I probably would have said in small doses
I think that's exactly what you said actually. Unfortunately for you I only come in XXL size "
I believe it was, my memory is pretty good
I just come in the perfect size for absolutely everyone, even the ones that don’t know it |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"3 situs!
Which would make the best impression to meeting the parents?
Which would make the best sitcom character?
Which would be your team mate in a game of Supermarket Sweep?
I choose Felix in all three.
Now can everyone just chill?
Nah nanna fired me up and now I need an angry wank
Finally I get a mention
Next time there's a who fires you up for a wank, I expect to see my name pop up first
ONLY if it's angry wank. Quack wins for horny wank and lemon wins for weird wank
Nice to know an old, fat bird like me is good for something "
You're one of the funniest here as well. Stick that in your ego! |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"3 situs!
Which would make the best impression to meeting the parents?
Which would make the best sitcom character?
Which would be your team mate in a game of Supermarket Sweep?
I choose Felix in all three.
Now can everyone just chill?
Nah nanna fired me up and now I need an angry wank
Finally I get a mention
Next time there's a who fires you up for a wank, I expect to see my name pop up first
ONLY if it's angry wank. Quack wins for horny wank and lemon wins for weird wank
Nice to know an old, fat bird like me is good for something
You're one of the funniest here as well. Stick that in your ego!"
Oh, you should see how my chest swelled reading that! |
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"3 situs!
Which would make the best impression to meeting the parents?
Which would make the best sitcom character?
Which would be your team mate in a game of Supermarket Sweep?
I choose Felix in all three.
Now can everyone just chill?
Nah nanna fired me up and now I need an angry wank
Finally I get a mention
Next time there's a who fires you up for a wank, I expect to see my name pop up first
ONLY if it's angry wank. Quack wins for horny wank and lemon wins for weird wank
Nice to know an old, fat bird like me is good for something
You're one of the funniest here as well. Stick that in your ego!"
You spelt butt wrong |
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"If any of you had seen me flying round Lidl this afternoon, you’d have picked me to be your Supermarket Sweep buddy… A full weekly shop, including payment and packing my bags in 12 minutes "
Jesus, you on a promise? |
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By *929Man
over a year ago
bedlington |
"If any of you had seen me flying round Lidl this afternoon, you’d have picked me to be your Supermarket Sweep buddy… A full weekly shop, including payment and packing my bags in 12 minutes "
Haha that is quick especially for a weeks shop, it took me 12 minutes just to find where they moved the butter too this morning |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"If any of you had seen me flying round Lidl this afternoon, you’d have picked me to be your Supermarket Sweep buddy… A full weekly shop, including payment and packing my bags in 12 minutes "
But you're my nomination for you know, that *secret* thing ... |
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"If any of you had seen me flying round Lidl this afternoon, you’d have picked me to be your Supermarket Sweep buddy… A full weekly shop, including payment and packing my bags in 12 minutes
But you're my nomination for you know, that *secret* thing ..."
What secret thing?! Do tell… |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"If any of you had seen me flying round Lidl this afternoon, you’d have picked me to be your Supermarket Sweep buddy… A full weekly shop, including payment and packing my bags in 12 minutes
But you're my nomination for you know, that *secret* thing ...
What secret thing?! Do tell… "
Ssssseeee...I can't say it. |
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