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The person above is sat legs open.

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By *lamdaddy OP Man over a year ago

London

What do you do?

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By *enrietteandSamCouple over a year ago

Staffordshire

Put a peg on our noses.

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By *ifewantsmore777Couple over a year ago

North West

Prepare our tongues

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By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

Say hello and glove up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Be polite and look away

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By *enrietteandSamCouple over a year ago

Staffordshire

Get out the tracing paper and make a copy of it for posterity.

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Marvel at its glory

Tinder

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By *lamdaddy OP Man over a year ago

London

"Marvel at its glory

Tinder

Assemble the erection

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By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

Get him a towel

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Salivate!

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By *cumingsbedsMan over a year ago

Luton

Hope so

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By *ou only live onceMan over a year ago

London

Tell him he's in a public place and needs to get his pants on.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Avoid eye contact

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By *e renard de la campagneMan over a year ago

Surrey mostly when over

"Avoid eye contact "

Boing

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By *lamdaddy OP Man over a year ago

London

Compare penis sizes while it's tbere

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hoping you have lubed up well as my strap-on is big. X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hoping you have lubed up well as my strap-on is big. X"

Have a sneaky look

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By *e renard de la campagneMan over a year ago

Surrey mostly when over

"Compare penis sizes while it's tbere"

I was good to say you’d win but reading the comment below, some retreat may have occurred

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ID SUCK HIS COCK

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ID SUCK HIS COCK"

THAT WAS IN REPLY TO WONKO

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have a little.peak

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By *e renard de la campagneMan over a year ago

Surrey mostly when over

"ID SUCK HIS COCK

THAT WAS IN REPLY TO WONKO"

You got my hopes up then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ID SUCK HIS COCK

THAT WAS IN REPLY TO WONKO

You got my hopes up then

Not just yours

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By *otguy555Man over a year ago

Bristol

Probably suck him off

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By *educing_EmCouple over a year ago

Tipperary

"Probably suck him off"

Shake my head disapprovingly

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By *lamdaddy OP Man over a year ago

London

I mean my erection is already here so

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By *ent in BlackMan over a year ago

Silsden

"I mean my erection is already here so"

Pass you some shorts…

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By *educing_EmCouple over a year ago

Tipperary

"I mean my erection is already here so"

I don't want a second hand erection *more head shaking*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Plenty of tongue action

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS over a year ago

Bristol

Wonder if they're doing it deliberately or if that's just how they sit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I mean my erection is already here so

I don't want a second hand erection *more head shaking*"

Whatever I'm requested to do

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple over a year ago

Southampton

"Plenty of tongue action

Dammit beat me to it lol

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By *oggoneMan over a year ago

Derry

"I mean my erection is already here so

I don't want a second hand erection *more head shaking*"

A freshly baked erection for the lady?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*side eye*

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By *entlemanFoxMan over a year ago

North East / London

Provide a pussy-tastic oral orgasm.

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By *lamdaddy OP Man over a year ago

London

"I mean my erection is already here so

I don't want a second hand erection *more head shaking*"

Fresh erection!

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By *lamdaddy OP Man over a year ago

London

"Provide a pussy-tastic oral orgasm. "

And politely shake his hand

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I mean my erection is already here so

I don't want a second hand erection *more head shaking*

Fresh erection!"

Wonder how he’s starting yet another thread with his cock out.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Be polite look away and move.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Be polite look away and move. "

Ask if she’d like a cuppa?

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By *e renard de la campagneMan over a year ago

Surrey mostly when over

"Be polite look away and move. "

A slight look of worry depending on the size of the strap on

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By *elshcouple18Couple over a year ago

Cardiff

Turn around and walk away.

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By *tom53Man over a year ago

Wrexham

Sit and watch

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

Ask him if he's met Ryan Reynolds.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ask if I can go down on her please.

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By *r. ComeagainMan over a year ago

somewhere in East midlands

Walk away

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Polite the ask him to stop Manspreading

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By *iggingMan over a year ago

Oldham

I would

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By *rincess-PeachWoman over a year ago

irrelevant

"Say hello and glove up

Fisting ?

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS over a year ago

London

"Say hello and glove up

Fisting ?

Yes Ma'am?

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS over a year ago

Sexville

"Say hello and glove up

Fisting ?

Yes Ma'am?"

Tucking in

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS over a year ago

London

"Say hello and glove up

Fisting ?

Yes Ma'am?

Tucking in

well this just became a good time.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Put a drywall mesh patch over it

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS over a year ago

London

"Put a drywall mesh patch over it

kinky

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple over a year ago

Leeds

Inspect for buscuit crumbs.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Put a drywall mesh patch over it

Admire his beautiful cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ah hem

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By *aucasian GhandiMan over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Put a drywall mesh patch over it

Admire his beautiful cock"

Recording the view trying not to get arrested for stalking

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By *cotsguyyMan over a year ago

Belfast and Fife

"Put a drywall mesh patch over it

Admire his beautiful cock"

Politely ask her for her breakfast recipe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Put a drywall mesh patch over it

Admire his beautiful cock

Politely ask her for her breakfast recipe "

Discuss the pros and cons of bazball

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman over a year ago

Essex

Find the nearest marrow & bottle of lube

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman over a year ago

Next Door

"Put a drywall mesh patch over it

Admire his beautiful cock

Politely ask her for her breakfast recipe

Discuss the pros and cons of bazball"

Use the batter cricket box

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By *asty tatsyMan over a year ago

london

"Find the nearest marrow & bottle of lube "

Put my swim goggles on and dive in

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By *hunkyBuggaMan over a year ago

Devon

"Put a drywall mesh patch over it

Admire his beautiful cock

Politely ask her for her breakfast recipe

Discuss the pros and cons of bazball

Use the batter cricket box"

Try to hide my obvious excitement

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan over a year ago

Norwich

Tell my wife to look away in the full knowledge that she will take a peek.

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