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Toast Crumbs in The Butter
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over a year ago
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"Capital offence or just deal with it? 
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The fact you have to check before carrying out the punishment, shows the decision has been made.
You simply need confirmation.
The verdict. Is death.
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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Capital offence or just deal with it?
A
The fact you have to check before carrying out the punishment, shows the decision has been made.
You simply need confirmation.
The verdict. Is death.
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Fuck.
I was hoping for mercy. 
Oh well. Was nice knowing you all....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Capital offence or just deal with it?
A
The fact you have to check before carrying out the punishment, shows the decision has been made.
You simply need confirmation.
The verdict. Is death.
Fuck.
I was hoping for mercy.
Oh well. Was nice knowing you all....
A"
I want it samurai style please.
With the offending knife.
Seppuku.
However, if you get anything in the butter dish. I swear to God... |
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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Capital offence or just deal with it?
A
The fact you have to check before carrying out the punishment, shows the decision has been made.
You simply need confirmation.
The verdict. Is death.
Fuck.
I was hoping for mercy.
Oh well. Was nice knowing you all....
A
I want it samurai style please.
With the offending knife.
Seppuku.
However, if you get anything in the butter dish. I swear to God..."
Not an option I'm afraid. The butter knife is, like all butter knives should be (to stop you carving up your toast)....blunt as I am when some muppet tells me in an opening message how nice my tits are.
And we don't have a butter dish. It comes straight from the tub in the fridge.
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*I've probably just committed 'butter herecy' by keeping it in the fridge too.  |
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"I mean what's a man to do?!
Lick the knife clean before putting it back in the butter 
I wipe it on my butt usually. Ever put butter there? Quite the sensation"
Margarine maybe, butter's too expensive for that |
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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"I mean what's a man to do?!
Lick the knife clean before putting it back in the butter
I wipe it on my butt usually. Ever put butter there? Quite the sensation"
Were you watching Last Tango in Paris last night? 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Capital offence or just deal with it?
A
The fact you have to check before carrying out the punishment, shows the decision has been made.
You simply need confirmation.
The verdict. Is death.
Fuck.
I was hoping for mercy.
Oh well. Was nice knowing you all....
A
I want it samurai style please.
With the offending knife.
Seppuku.
However, if you get anything in the butter dish. I swear to God...
Not an option I'm afraid. The butter knife is, like all butter knives should be (to stop you carving up your toast)....blunt as I am when some muppet tells me in an opening message how nice my tits are.
And we don't have a butter dish. It comes straight from the tub in the fridge.
A
*I've probably just committed 'butter herecy' by keeping it in the fridge too. "
My disappointment and lack of surprise, immeasurable.
No, now I want the spoon to be used.
But why cousin?
Because it's dull and it'll hurt more!
If you know you know. Blessed be Alan. |
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over a year ago
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But what if you want to make a sandwich next and the butter has toast crumbs inside? Do you dedicate an area of the tub to keep all the unused crumby butter?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you want this dick. Deal with it.
You butter your toast with your dick?!
I can’t with you
Is that because one look at me and it shrinks back inside your body like a turtles head?  "
No I find you attractive. That’s not the problem, Dee |
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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"But what if you want to make a sandwich next and the butter has toast crumbs inside? Do you dedicate an area of the tub to keep all the unused crumby butter?! "
Overcomplicated.
I may just have to buy two tubs and write my name on it with a sharpie.
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"Capital offence or just deal with it?
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Worse than coffee in the sugar (not that I have either, these days).
Worse than butter in the Nutella.
But none of these are as bad as any foreign body on anything in the bathroom. Just urgh. |
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"Do what we do and have his and hers butter.
Different brands ?
Yes 
Ah right, so not for hygiene purposes or marital harmony "
If I couldn't have my salted Danish butter I'd probably be (more of) a nightmare to live with... |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"Capital offence or just deal with it?
A
The fact you have to check before carrying out the punishment, shows the decision has been made.
You simply need confirmation.
The verdict. Is death.
Fuck.
I was hoping for mercy.
Oh well. Was nice knowing you all....
A
I want it samurai style please.
With the offending knife.
Seppuku.
However, if you get anything in the butter dish. I swear to God...
Not an option I'm afraid. The butter knife is, like all butter knives should be (to stop you carving up your toast)....blunt as I am when some muppet tells me in an opening message how nice my tits are.
And we don't have a butter dish. It comes straight from the tub in the fridge.
A
*I've probably just committed 'butter herecy' by keeping it in the fridge too. "
I was tending to leniency... until the butter I the fridge.
Death. |
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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Capital offence or just deal with it?
A
The fact you have to check before carrying out the punishment, shows the decision has been made.
You simply need confirmation.
The verdict. Is death.
Fuck.
I was hoping for mercy.
Oh well. Was nice knowing you all....
A
I want it samurai style please.
With the offending knife.
Seppuku.
However, if you get anything in the butter dish. I swear to God...
Not an option I'm afraid. The butter knife is, like all butter knives should be (to stop you carving up your toast)....blunt as I am when some muppet tells me in an opening message how nice my tits are.
And we don't have a butter dish. It comes straight from the tub in the fridge.
A
*I've probably just committed 'butter herecy' by keeping it in the fridge too.
I was tending to leniency... until the butter I the fridge.
Death."
Seems death it is.
Probably via a ladder incident later.
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