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Bacon sarnie or a shag?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You can choose only one.

Which are you choosing *right now*?

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By *andadbodMan over a year ago

Liverpool

Bacon butty, had a shag yesterday

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Well I don't eat bacon so I guess it would have to be a shag.

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By *omtom7Man over a year ago

Tralee

Shaggy always

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You can choose only one.

Which are you choosing *right now*?

Would have to be a damn good shag to forego a bacon sarnie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Penny will be waking with a hangover just as I finish work and get into bed. I'm taking her up a bacon sarnie to eat whilst I slip her a length, win/win.

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman over a year ago

your head

Bacon

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By *riar BelisseWoman over a year ago

Bliss

Sandwich, as I'm having the shag tonight

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By *t0600Man over a year ago

elvedon

Shag

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By *hroatitboyMan over a year ago

GLA

Shag

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Being alone and without bacon… it’s real toss up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bacon sarnie please.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well I've wakened up insanely horny and have no man or bacon

Right now, I'd choose shag x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bacon sarnie please, but can I have a fried egg with it? The shag can wait til another time (probably July)

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By *elloIntrigueMan over a year ago

North West UK

bacon with brown sauce please

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By *avexxMan over a year ago

cheshire

shag always..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wet from last nights dreams so shag

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The sex, but only good sex.

Otherwise I'll take the bacon

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By *oggoneMan over a year ago

Derry

I've really gone off bacon so shag by default.

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By *irwolf20Man over a year ago

Nuneaton

Butty

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By *ezebel100Woman over a year ago

Birmingham

Bacon sarnie with brown sauce

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By *asycouple1971Couple over a year ago

midlands

Crispy bacon please

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By *reeneggsandsamMan over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

Bacon sarnie pretty please. I haven't had a decent one for about seven years now.

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By *elloIntrigueMan over a year ago

North West UK

"Bacon sarnie with brown sauce

"
snap... haha glad someone else mentioned the sauce.. a key ingredient!

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By *it4uMan over a year ago

Brighton / Eastbourne / SW France

I’m veggie, but definitely a shag anyway.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a choice now?

Bacon smells good in a morning though doesn’t it!!

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By *mf123Man over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Coffee coffee coffee can eat until at least dinner time

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By *ezebel100Woman over a year ago

Birmingham

"Bacon sarnie with brown sauce

snap... haha glad someone else mentioned the sauce.. a key ingredient!"

I can't eat one without it

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By *elloIntrigueMan over a year ago

North West UK

"Bacon sarnie with brown sauce

snap... haha glad someone else mentioned the sauce.. a key ingredient!

I can't eat one without it"
Adds a little tang

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

I feel like saying ‘fuck a bacon sarnie!’ But I fear that will be taken the wrong way

Definitely sex for me!

food can wait.

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By *nigma2000Man over a year ago

Keighley

Morning horn till going so have to be a shag

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By *weetiepie99Woman over a year ago

cardiff

Not so keen on bacon, but sausage definitely

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I'd rather have a bowl of cocopops

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Being alone and without bacon… it’s real toss up

A real toss off?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bacon butty with brown sauce

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By *dmundwilsonMan over a year ago

Llandudno

What’s with the ‘already had a shag’ ir ‘going to get a shag later’. More! Bacon sucks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why not both?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bacon butty please as I'll be having a shag later.

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By *edeWoman over a year ago

the abyss

Since I'm alone I guess it'll have to be the bacon sandwich

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By *aveyIOM1970Man over a year ago

douglas

I can bring bacon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can’t I have one and then the other? I’ll cook the bacon if that helps

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Does a tick cut gammon steak count?

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By *lik and PaulCouple over a year ago

cahoots

No contest...shag every time

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By *ritladMan over a year ago

Taunton

"Bacon butty, had a shag yesterday

Now you’re just boasting

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By *k_123Man over a year ago

the north

She can eat the bacon sarnie whist we shag

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shag!!!

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Off to get the bacon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What if you wrapped the bacon aro..........forget it I have been watching the inbetweeners

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Would love a shag

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By *utterfly64Woman over a year ago

Raynes Park

Bacon butty. With brown sauce

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Food can wait this morning

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS over a year ago

Chichester

bacon every time

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By *iss KinkWoman over a year ago

North West

Bacon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not keen on bacon. So I will have, sausage, bubble, egg and brown sauce in a baguette. Then have that shag to work it off!

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman over a year ago

Wherever

Is there a third option for those who can’t have any of these two?

I feel very left out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll take the sex please. Is it being delivered?

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By *erry bull1Man over a year ago

doncaster

Just had a bacon butty ,so can I have a shag

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m a veggie. So I guess I’ll take the shag

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By *olarbear73Man over a year ago

Glasgow

Bacon Roll

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS over a year ago

Chichester

I am about to get a nice fresh hot bacon roll from the shop soon

when I go food shopping

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By *ansoffateMan over a year ago

Sagittarius A

When I can have both then I will put a ring on it.

Impossible decision OP.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shag please. I can have a bacon butty for lunch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

May i have a sex sandwich, please?

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By *ornyguy666Man over a year ago

Nottingham

Shag shag

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bacon sarnie

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By *ack688Man over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

How much choice do I get about who I’m shagging? Could tip the balance

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By *uckmonkeyMan over a year ago

devon

Shag as I can buy bacon anytime……

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll take the sex please. Is it being delivered?"

Yep, check your letterbox

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well I don't eat meat so I reckon it will have to be a shag!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll take the sex please. Is it being delivered?

Yep, check your letterbox"

You got it stuck last time you tried to put it in there!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shag

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By *r-8-BBCMan over a year ago

LONDON

"You can choose only one.

Which are you choosing *right now*?

Bacon sandwich

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Well I've had my bacon butty.

So a shag

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Am alone this morning so bacon & mushroom cob it was

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman over a year ago

Next Door

A shag. I've not long woken up.

Bacon butty for afterwards

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman over a year ago

Next Door

"A shag. I've not long woken up.

Bacon butty for afterwards

But I've not got anyone to shag

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By *inger_SnapWoman over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Bacon sarnie

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By *r-8-BBCMan over a year ago

LONDON

"Bacon sarnie "

You've got nice floorboards

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By *irtydevil666Man over a year ago

bristol

As I'm peckish would have to be a bacon buttie.....

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By *ildmanYorksMan over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

"A shag. I've not long woken up.

Bacon butty for afterwards

But I've not got anyone to shag"

Happy to volunteer Miss!

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By *ornucopiaMan over a year ago

Bexley

Prefer a nice intimate fuck to a shag.

Bacon sandwich is more of a lunchtime thing.

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By *he Silver FuxMan over a year ago

Uttoxeter

Bacon Egg Banjo this morning- there’ll be shagging tonight

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By *atnip make me purrWoman over a year ago

Reading

I'll take the sandwich. Can it be served by a handsome man?

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

There's plenty of bacon in the fridge. There are 0 shags.

So if you're offering OP, I'll go shag please.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ll shag you while you feed me a bacon sarnie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ll shag you while you feed me a bacon sarnie

We feed each other, or its no deal?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll shag you then once done I'll go and make a bacon sarnie. I'll bring it over for you to enjoy after a good shag

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"There's plenty of bacon in the fridge. There are 0 shags.

So if you're offering OP, I'll go shag please. "

On my way right now! See ya in 24 hours ..

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By *bwstarzWoman over a year ago

south cheshire

Bacon butty! With butter on please which is apparently controversial- has to be real butter though.

Is it the north / south divide as to whether it’s a sandwich, sarnie or butty?

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS over a year ago

Bristol

Right now I'm picking the sandwich... I am fucking starving and would devour it

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By *aizyWoman over a year ago

west midlands

Bacon sarnie please with ketchup

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I've just had some fruit loaf so I'll have a shag.

Ta.

All I need now is a lady to join me.

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

Shag, no question!

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"There's plenty of bacon in the fridge. There are 0 shags.

So if you're offering OP, I'll go shag please.

On my way right now! See ya in 24 hours ..

You're a gem.

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