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Unwritten rules of fabclub!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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1. No reply - she’s not interested!
2. Filters on pics - he/she is actually a bit ropey in real life
3. NO Dick pics (unless specifically requested)
Keep it going…….
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"4. If she doesn’t reply it’s cause she’s a fat ugly whore"
And if she does reply with a no thanks, she's gagging for it. The only reasonable response in this situation is to send 17 over the toilet dick pics, at least 4 of which have shitstains in full view. |
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"4. If she doesn’t reply it’s cause she’s a fat ugly whore
And if she does reply with a no thanks, she's gagging for it. The only reasonable response in this situation is to send 17 over the toilet dick pics, at least 4 of which have shitstains in full view. "
Classy  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"6. Do not talk about the clique
7. The clique is well and truly alive
8. The forums are cliquey
Wanna join my clique group chat?"
Which role would I play? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Single guys we'll find you if we need you ..as if the single guys are sitting around Twiddling their thumbs 
Well….they are 
Not if they're Elite Shaggers though."
You don’t see many of them on fab |
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"Single guys we'll find you if we need you ..as if the single guys are sitting around Twiddling their thumbs
Well….they are
Not if they're Elite Shaggers though.
You don’t see many of them on fab"
Oh but when you do it's a thing of beauty.
I love me some Alpha male posturing. Always brightens my mood  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Single guys we'll find you if we need you ..as if the single guys are sitting around Twiddling their thumbs
Well….they are "
It’s not my thumb I’m twiddling!  |
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1 - dont read profiles it's a waste of time.
2 - message everyone in 100 mile radius faf
3 - no reply to faf so pop a cock in their box because that's what's obviously lacking
4 - still no reply so make a forum post to shame those horrid non replying people
5 - you must be verified to receive any kind of sexual action - now post in forums to be verified.
6 - add 2" to cock measurements
7 - couples are all fake it's just an old bloke including me.
8 - must remember to remove wife's belongings from bathroom before taking cock pics.
9 - when all else fails it's everyone else's fault
10 - the clique
Mrs
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By *zlakMan
over a year ago
Norwich |
"1 - dont read profiles it's a waste of time.
2 - message everyone in 100 mile radius faf
3 - no reply to faf so pop a cock in their box because that's what's obviously lacking
4 - still no reply so make a forum post to shame those horrid non replying people
5 - you must be verified to receive any kind of sexual action - now post in forums to be verified.
6 - add 2" to cock measurements
7 - couples are all fake it's just an old bloke including me.
8 - must remember to remove wife's belongings from bathroom before taking cock pics.
9 - when all else fails it's everyone else's fault
10 - the clique
Mrs
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That's brilliant. |
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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago
Derry |
"1 - dont read profiles it's a waste of time.
2 - message everyone in 100 mile radius faf
3 - no reply to faf so pop a cock in their box because that's what's obviously lacking
4 - still no reply so make a forum post to shame those horrid non replying people
5 - you must be verified to receive any kind of sexual action - now post in forums to be verified.
6 - add 2" to cock measurements
7 - couples are all fake it's just an old bloke including me.
8 - must remember to remove wife's belongings from bathroom before taking cock pics.
9 - when all else fails it's everyone else's fault
10 - the clique
Mrs
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I'm feeling so judged now, really hurts. |
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"1 - dont read profiles it's a waste of time.
2 - message everyone in 100 mile radius faf
3 - no reply to faf so pop a cock in their box because that's what's obviously lacking
4 - still no reply so make a forum post to shame those horrid non replying people
5 - you must be verified to receive any kind of sexual action - now post in forums to be verified.
6 - add 2" to cock measurements
7 - couples are all fake it's just an old bloke including me.
8 - must remember to remove wife's belongings from bathroom before taking cock pics.
9 - when all else fails it's everyone else's fault
10 - the clique
Mrs
I'm feeling so judged now, really hurts."
Apologies but if the shoe fits and all that 
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324. “Spare evening tonite, what to get up to Mmmmm…?” . These people will be death scrolling Netflix at 1am despite 2,000 messages with suggestions.
325. Couple with 1 meet veri from 5 years ago = It was the husbands idea, she didn’t like it but he’s really keen and he keeps trying. They’ll ghost you 30 minutes before the social because they’ve had a massive row.
326. “Missus is in town shopping with no knickers, stockings and heels” = She’s in Lidl, oblivious to what husband said on Fab and is actually wearing a pair of joggers, fluffy sliders and a old fleece |
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Not my first rodeo, I know how this works, couldn't stay away. = I got a gf, fucking like rabbits at first. Now I don't get any so I'm back. Behind her back, I mean, she knows and given me full permission to play. |
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90% of people who message first aren’t going to read your bio looking for that word you put up.
“are you convincing” = I don’t value trans people as people and i’d be a rubbish encounter.
My two personal favourites |
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You must be exceptional....wtf does that actually mean? I'm guessing they want a figure of a Greek god, with penis length and girth of about 12 inches x 4 inches, with the face of George Clooney, dressed head to toe in Armani.
How about, nice person who just wants a laugh? |
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Couples profiles can only have the ladies in pics - only cock pics for men but it’s NOT because they are 5/10 and therefore the woman is used to catfish
People who ask for profile advice will never ever change their profile and will ask why they aren’t getting meets a month later
If someone starts a thread to say ‘I really don’t know what pics I should do next’ isn’t wanting ideas - they just want people to say your profile is amazing as it is
On the would you shag the next person…a woman answers and then the next 50 guys all respond to her only saying yes they would.
K
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By *.T.Man
over a year ago
Jordanhill / Scotstoun |
On the subject of dick pics, hold your cock as tightly as possible and as close to your pubic bone as possible. No one will ever suspect you are trying to make it look bigger and harder than it actually is. |
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If your message goes unread try one more time then move on.
If they cannot accommodate be wary.
Always be polite & respectful.
Do not judge anyone by their appearance or desires.
Never retaliate when you have been insulted and remember not to take this too seriously. |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
If someone has 'not meeting' or 'don't message unless we have a specific meet post on our profile, you should definitely message them asking if they fancy a shag tonight, tomorrow or next week as you're 'in the area'....
And if they don't answer your first two messages, why not send a third? That's guaranteed to pique their interest for sure. 
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1 Some people here are very open minded and tolerant but none of us were born yesterday. Behave such that you acknowledge and accept this.  . Not the opposite 
2. If you repeatedly lose/forget your login details and create new accounts etc, you will not get kudos for your resilience. Just contempt for unreliability  |
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By *.T.Man
over a year ago
Jordanhill / Scotstoun |
Ensure your verification of someone else leaves the reader in no doubt of YOUR sexual prowess...
"I met her and within seconds she was ripping my clothes off to get to my massive cock. I fucked her for 16 hours solid and made her squirt for the first time in her life. She took my mighty old style can girth like a trojan. She said she will delete her profile as no one will fuck her as well as I did ever again."
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"4. If she doesn’t reply it’s cause she’s a fat ugly whore
And if she does reply with a no thanks, she's gagging for it. The only reasonable response in this situation is to send 17 over the toilet dick pics, at least 4 of which have shitstains in full view. "
This made me laugh but also ashamed of m my fellow men! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ensure your verification of someone else leaves the reader in no doubt of YOUR sexual prowess...
"I met her and within seconds she was ripping my clothes off to get to my massive cock. I fucked her for 16 hours solid and made her squirt for the first time in her life. She took my mighty old style can girth like a trojan. She said she will delete her profile as no one will fuck her as well as I did ever again."
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I just cackled so hard LOL |
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Haha! 
