"First one I heard I was like ‘what was that!?’
I didn’t know such a thing existed until I heard it first hand. Ever since. Huge fan  "
Wait until they start whispering to you, BanDerks.
Such secrets they tell.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"First one I heard I was like ‘what was that!?’
I didn’t know such a thing existed until I heard it first hand. Ever since. Huge fan
Wait until they start whispering to you, BanDerks.
Such secrets they tell.
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Remember when mine tried to whisper in your hair, but instead blew your hair like a soft gentle summers breeze? |
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"It’s the best guaranteed way to make myself proper belly laugh. I find a good queef hilarious. Unfortunately to the detriment of the one who made me queef. Proper passion killer. "
You gotta try get a high score; how many queefs during sex? |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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Sometimes I worry that she's not turned on enough and it's the sound of discomfort causing friction, like when you haven't changed your brake pads for years and your car makes funny noises whenever you tap the pedal just a millimetre or two.
But generally if it sounds like the noise your welly makes when walking though a boggy, muddy field - it's all good!  
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"First one I heard I was like ‘what was that!?’
I didn’t know such a thing existed until I heard it first hand. Ever since. Huge fan
Wait until they start whispering to you, BanDerks.
Such secrets they tell.
Remember when mine tried to whisper in your hair, but instead blew your hair like a soft gentle summers breeze? "
I felt like Nic Cage in Con Air when he got off the plane, except I got off and there was no plane.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"First one I heard I was like ‘what was that!?’
I didn’t know such a thing existed until I heard it first hand. Ever since. Huge fan
Wait until they start whispering to you, BanDerks.
Such secrets they tell.
Remember when mine tried to whisper in your hair, but instead blew your hair like a soft gentle summers breeze?
I felt like Nic Cage in Con Air when he got off the plane, except I got off and there was no plane.
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Proper made me giggle that  |
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"Sometimes I worry that she's not turned on enough and it's the sound of discomfort causing friction, like when you haven't changed your brake pads for years and your car makes funny noises whenever you tap the pedal just a millimetre or two.
But generally if it sounds like the noise your welly makes when walking though a boggy, muddy field - it's all good!
A"
That’s the best description |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sometimes I worry that she's not turned on enough and it's the sound of discomfort causing friction, like when you haven't changed your brake pads for years and your car makes funny noises whenever you tap the pedal just a millimetre or two.
But generally if it sounds like the noise your welly makes when walking though a boggy, muddy field - it's all good!
A"
You have such a way with words. Poetic.. Almost  |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"Sometimes I worry that she's not turned on enough and it's the sound of discomfort causing friction, like when you haven't changed your brake pads for years and your car makes funny noises whenever you tap the pedal just a millimetre or two.
But generally if it sounds like the noise your welly makes when walking though a boggy, muddy field - it's all good!
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You have such a way with words. Poetic.. Almost "
My middle name is actually thesaurus. 
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#truestory |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Discusting
What's disgusting about them?
It's only air trapped inside the woman that is forced out by the penis. I don't see that as disgusting at all. "
Actually your physiology is not correct |
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"Discusting
What's disgusting about them?
It's only air trapped inside the woman that is forced out by the penis. I don't see that as disgusting at all. "
If you can’t touch the sides it doesn’t happen.
And some positions are pumpier than others… |
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