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over a year ago
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I actually seriously considered fucking RexHoles but then I found out he had a wife and eleven kids and he abandoned them all to live out his life as a slug and I thought nah. |
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"I actually seriously considered fucking RexHoles but then I found out he had a wife and eleven kids and he abandoned them all to live out his life as a slug and I thought nah."
Errr snail actually  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I actually seriously considered fucking RexHoles but then I found out he had a wife and eleven kids and he abandoned them all to live out his life as a slug and I thought nah.
Errr snail actually "
I guess that makes more sense considering the size of your cock and the way you spunk.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I actually seriously considered fucking RexHoles but then I found out he had a wife and eleven kids and he abandoned them all to live out his life as a slug and I thought nah.
Errr snail actually
I guess that makes more sense considering the size of your cock and the way you spunk.
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Not that I've looked at snails cocks or anything like that. I haven't honestly. |
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"I actually seriously considered fucking RexHoles but then I found out he had a wife and eleven kids and he abandoned them all to live out his life as a slug and I thought nah.
Errr snail actually
I guess that makes more sense considering the size of your cock and the way you spunk.
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We’d make beautiful swinging offspring together  |
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"I actually seriously considered fucking RexHoles but then I found out he had a wife and eleven kids and he abandoned them all to live out his life as a slug and I thought nah.
Errr snail actually
I guess that makes more sense considering the size of your cock and the way you spunk.
Not that I've looked at snails cocks or anything like that. I haven't honestly. "
** Google’s snail cocks |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
I once had an entire picnic in Sainsburys in Wandsworth whilst wandering the aisles, eating food I picked up from the fresh section as I pushed a trolley with empty bags in and discarding the food wrappers in freezer compartments and behind tins of beans.
I then abandoned the trolley, bought 10 B&H and left.
In my defence I was a poor student and had just spent all bar my last £10 on hall accommodation fees. 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm a power ranger. This is why I can't meet anyone as I can be beeped at any moment to destroy the mighty ooze. I get my spunk fix from him though so it's not too bad. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I once had an entire picnic in Sainsburys in Wandsworth whilst wandering the aisles, eating food I picked up from the fresh section as I pushed a trolley with empty bags in and discarding the food wrappers in freezer compartments and behind tins of beans.
I then abandoned the trolley, bought 10 B&H and left.
In my defence I was a poor student and had just spent all bar my last £10 on hall accommodation fees.
A"
Thank you for sharing! I am not judging, I hope you enjoyed it  |
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By *100Man
over a year ago
Essex |
I stroked an older boys willy when I was camping with the scouts when I were a lad we were all having a wanking competition and his willy was huge so we all touched it purely innocent at that age |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I really fancy someone who isn't my fiancé.
Don't tell anyone though yeah? If I see the press release about it, you and I will have words."
Swear on my life, my lips are sealed |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I stroked an older boys willy when I was camping with the scouts when I were a lad we were all having a wanking competition and his willy was huge so we all touched it purely innocent at that age "
………oh |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I stroked an older boys willy when I was camping with the scouts when I were a lad we were all having a wanking competition and his willy was huge so we all touched it purely innocent at that age
………oh"
For fuck sake.
Bye that post. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I once accidentally stole a Krispy Kreme doughnut from Saintsburys. It wasn't my fault though! I put 2 in the bag and when I hit "look up item" I accidentally selected the single option and it just said to put it in the bagging area and I didn't tell anyone to correct it  |
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"I stroked an older boys willy when I was camping with the scouts when I were a lad we were all having a wanking competition and his willy was huge so we all touched it purely innocent at that age "
Did you get your soggy biscuit badge? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I once accidentally stole a Krispy Kreme doughnut from Saintsburys. It wasn't my fault though! I put 2 in the bag and when I hit "look up item" I accidentally selected the single option and it just said to put it in the bagging area and I didn't tell anyone to correct it "
You deserve to be in prison |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I once accidentally stole a Krispy Kreme doughnut from Saintsburys. It wasn't my fault though! I put 2 in the bag and when I hit "look up item" I accidentally selected the single option and it just said to put it in the bagging area and I didn't tell anyone to correct it
You deserve to be in prison "
They should be in prison for how much they charge! I'm a goddamn hero of the people! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I once accidentally stole a Krispy Kreme doughnut from Saintsburys. It wasn't my fault though! I put 2 in the bag and when I hit "look up item" I accidentally selected the single option and it just said to put it in the bagging area and I didn't tell anyone to correct it
You deserve to be in prison
They should be in prison for how much they charge! I'm a goddamn hero of the people!"
That’s true tbf
I remember when they first became available in Scotland, I got a bus over to the nearest city to buy six for my family. Somehow ended up coming home with 24 (two boxes of 12) because it worked out to be the same price |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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When I have nightmares about a certain man, half the time my nightmares consist of me trying to seduce him just to see if I can
Can’t go into much detail than that, but fuck - I’ve only told the husband the extent of my nightmares |
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Years ago I smacked a womans arse thinking it was my wife. She didn't flinch and I made a hasty retreat once I realised.
In my defence I did walk up behind her rather quickly and she had the same colour of jacket and hair colour of my wife |
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By *allMeBeeMan
over a year ago
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"I stroked an older boys willy when I was camping with the scouts when I were a lad we were all having a wanking competition and his willy was huge so we all touched it purely innocent at that age "
A wanking competition? What's the aim? First past the post? Technical and Stylistic Judgment? Distance????? |
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"I stroked an older boys willy when I was camping with the scouts when I were a lad we were all having a wanking competition and his willy was huge so we all touched it purely innocent at that age
A wanking competition? What's the aim? First past the post? Technical and Stylistic Judgment? Distance????? "
Probably a line of guys holding the number boards up |
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When I was a lot younger me and my best friend used to arrange to go on innocent coach trips all over the country together
but what our families never knew was we were not actually going on the tours and day trips out with all the other people we were staying in bed having naughty fun together and any guys that we could pull this went on for nearly five years lol xx |
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