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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair

Dear Lådìes, Nøn-Bínarìes and Persons of Interest...

This holy † site is awash with people seeking "hot males". What exactly constitutes a "hot male"? Is there a scale that makes a male from a rotter to a hotter?

And now with the Summer temperature reaching stratospheric levels, surely all males are now hot? Or are the "hot males" even hotter than before? If so, are all those profiles being rewritten as we speak?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Who even knows what makes a man attractive to women these days.

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Nobody knows

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I don’t even know how to answer that and I say it all the time

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hot man....

Good looking and toned, to the point a woman won't be able to stand still and her knickers will fall down to the floor swiftly, while she doesn't know where to look and is unable to form sentences while perspiring and flushing red across her cheeks.... The face ones.

Bonus points if he doesn't mess her about and is great at fucking.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Male's not hot! Nah, doesn't have the same ring to it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yeah but, there's hot and then there's hot.

Do you know what I mean.

.

And thats not even mentioning Hot, HOT, or hotttttt

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair

She knows... ... ^

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By *ilkstressWoman  over a year ago

Drasnia

It's in the cut of his jib.

Oh and how he uses his words. The right words can make me melt even with the aircon on full blast.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

And if you need examples of hot men Nero,just ask the fine ladies of the fora to name a few celebrities. You'll get to 175 in no time.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Maybe these profile owners bought too much Lemsip during the winter months and are actually looking for 'Males with a terrible cold or the flu' to ensure it gets used before the best before date. They are abbreviating the Hot Males to save Internet ink during the ongoing cost of living crisis.

B

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By * la carteCouple  over a year ago

Dublin

If you can keep me warm on a cold summer's day, you're hot

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman  over a year ago

Carlisle usually

I'm more looking for cool dudes these days

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Maybe these profile owners bought too much Lemsip during the winter months and are actually looking for 'Males with a terrible cold or the flu' to ensure it gets used before the best before date. They are abbreviating the Hot Males to save Internet ink during the ongoing cost of living crisis.

B"

I dont know what the fuck you are talking azbout, but I love you Mr B

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"I don’t even know how to answer that and I say it all the time "

You're so far from Forfar and yet they're rife in Fife!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nobody knows "

But it’s provocative.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Male's not hot! Nah, doesn't have the same ring to it "

Now I’ve got that running through my head.

Man’s not hot

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By *oggoneMan  over a year ago

Derry


"Hot man....

Good looking and toned, to the point a woman won't be able to stand still and her knickers will fall down to the floor swiftly, while she doesn't know where to look and is unable to form sentences while perspiring and flushing red across her cheeks.... The face ones.

Bonus points if he doesn't mess her about and is great at fucking."

No conversational skills or personality required?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hot man....

Good looking and toned, to the point a woman won't be able to stand still and her knickers will fall down to the floor swiftly, while she doesn't know where to look and is unable to form sentences while perspiring and flushing red across her cheeks.... The face ones.

Bonus points if he doesn't mess her about and is great at fucking."

You've clearly had a good think about this, oh 'une petite dame'.

P.S. just for a picosecond I thought you were calling me a "Hot man"...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Male's not hot! Nah, doesn't have the same ring to it

Now I’ve got that running through my head.

Man’s not hot "

Well that's just payback for you running through my mind all day

I'm so sorry, that was awful please forgive me

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Nobody knows

But it’s provocative. "

It’s a hot topic

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

There is hot and there is HOT.

The bit that changes a person from hot to HOT is unknowable.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Male's not hot! Nah, doesn't have the same ring to it "

You're hot enough, young Sirrah!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nobody knows

But it’s provocative.

It’s a hot topic "

I thought you’d get the reference

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Male's not hot! Nah, doesn't have the same ring to it

Now I’ve got that running through my head.

Man’s not hot

Well that's just payback for you running through my mind all day

I'm so sorry, that was awful please forgive me "

Dude. Time out. 30 minutes in the naughty corner to think about the error of your ways.

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By *empest2KMan  over a year ago

Derby

I'm a hot male... especially in this weather! Actually, I'm boiling right now!!!

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By *hrek101Man  over a year ago

Herts

Taking notes so I can try join the "Hot Male" gang, I failed entry to Elite Shaggers and Heavy Cummer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Male's not hot! Nah, doesn't have the same ring to it

Now I’ve got that running through my head.

Man’s not hot

Well that's just payback for you running through my mind all day

I'm so sorry, that was awful please forgive me

Dude. Time out. 30 minutes in the naughty corner to think about the error of your ways."

Make me!

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By *andadbodMan  over a year ago

Liverpool

everyone will have a different opinion of what is hot or not

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By *oggoneMan  over a year ago

Derry


"There is hot and there is HOT.

The bit that changes a person from hot to HOT is unknowable."

HOT is in the eye of the beholder, well, maybe not just the eye.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Male's not hot! Nah, doesn't have the same ring to it

You're hot enough, young Sirrah! "

That's waaaaaay too complimentary. What the male version of a butterface?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Male's not hot! Nah, doesn't have the same ring to it

Now I’ve got that running through my head.

Man’s not hot

Well that's just payback for you running through my mind all day

I'm so sorry, that was awful please forgive me "

Oi you, take a ticket and get in the queue! I've already got her booked for Afternoon Tea...ice tea.

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Nobody knows

But it’s provocative.

It’s a hot topic

I thought you’d get the reference "

Nope. I’m hot

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By *educing_EmCouple  over a year ago

Tipperary

That's a hard question to answer.

Everyone's idea of hot will be different.

I could see a ripped Adonis with a stunning face but if he's an idiot I won't want to be naked with him.

Personality is the difference between someone being hot in my eyes or not.

I have seen guys on here and IRL that are athletic, dad bods, bigger guy's and have fancied them.

You may not have a perfect body or face by media's standards but in my eyes you could be.

Add a sense of humor and a good personality into the mix and I'm like putty.

Em x

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

.


"It's in the cut of his jib.

Oh and how he uses his words. The right words can make me melt even with the aircon on full blast. "

Yes! I don't have a type physically that makes me melt. Societally conventionally attractive men don't really do it for me unless there's that... passion. The way someone teases me, crafts their messages. Talks to me in person.

Someone whose eyes light up when they talk about something they're interested in, makes me laugh in delight with our interactions. Is curious about the world, knows what they believe in and doesn't pander to popular opinion to simp or because it's easy. Treats people with respect.

Even that doesn't quite describe it. It's a feeling.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hot man....

Good looking and toned, to the point a woman won't be able to stand still and her knickers will fall down to the floor swiftly, while she doesn't know where to look and is unable to form sentences while perspiring and flushing red across her cheeks.... The face ones.

Bonus points if he doesn't mess her about and is great at fucking."

I need another dad bod thread to find my admirers

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Male's not hot! Nah, doesn't have the same ring to it

You're hot enough, young Sirrah!

That's waaaaaay too complimentary. What the male version of a butterface?"

Le beurre visage? Jülië's quite good with her French.

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By *educing_EmCouple  over a year ago

Tipperary


"Nobody knows

But it’s provocative. "

No it's not,it's gross

Gets people going

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By *he_13th_ghostWoman  over a year ago

Swindon

I think attractiveness is like art. Subjective and no right answer.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Maybe these profile owners bought too much Lemsip during the winter months and are actually looking for 'Males with a terrible cold or the flu' to ensure it gets used before the best before date. They are abbreviating the Hot Males to save Internet ink during the ongoing cost of living crisis.

B"

°

Mr Bééf - I'm going to PM you on

the.oracle @ høt-male.com

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Nobody knows

But it’s provocative. "

Ah I just got it.

That shit cray

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By *ealitybitesMan  over a year ago

Belfast

Is there a difference between sweating and perspiring?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Male's not hot! Nah, doesn't have the same ring to it

Now I’ve got that running through my head.

Man’s not hot

Well that's just payback for you running through my mind all day

I'm so sorry, that was awful please forgive me

Oi you, take a ticket and get in the queue! I've already got her booked for Afternoon Tea...ice tea. "

Do we have a date?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Me basically.

Walking thermal storage heater.

Totes hotty too.

And adorable.

If it wasn't for my extreme humility, I'd be insufferable.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nobody knows

But it’s provocative.

No it's not,it's gross

Gets people going

"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nobody knows

But it’s provocative.

Ah I just got it.

That shit cray "

My gurl

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Male's not hot! Nah, doesn't have the same ring to it

Now I’ve got that running through my head.

Man’s not hot

Well that's just payback for you running through my mind all day

I'm so sorry, that was awful please forgive me

Dude. Time out. 30 minutes in the naughty corner to think about the error of your ways.

Make me! "

Such a brat!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Me basically.

Walking thermal storage heater.

Totes hotty too.

And adorable.

If it wasn't for my extreme humility, I'd be insufferable. "

I am somewhat aligned to this: I'm also perpetually hot...with the fan running at maximum RPM in the winter. I think it's womMANopause.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Male's not hot! Nah, doesn't have the same ring to it

Now I’ve got that running through my head.

Man’s not hot

Well that's just payback for you running through my mind all day

I'm so sorry, that was awful please forgive me

Oi you, take a ticket and get in the queue! I've already got her booked for Afternoon Tea...ice tea.

·

Do we have a date? "

Yes, almost. But it's a platonic date. Don't get any ideas; I have plenty of paramours in my retinue.

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By *lay 4 your plessureMan  over a year ago

Wigan

I'm not usually one to brag or big myself up or anything, but I figured as there's a post about it, what the hell, in for a penny in for a pound....

Hot male right here! Form an orderly queue, but please, leave enough of me for the the next in line to get some too! I've been running a bit of a temperature (between 38-39c)for the last couple of days, I can provide thermometer pic for reference if needed!

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By *ilkstressWoman  over a year ago

Drasnia


"Me basically.

Walking thermal storage heater.

Totes hotty too.

And adorable.

If it wasn't for my extreme humility, I'd be insufferable. "

This is a critically important question - do you have snacks?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Male's not hot! Nah, doesn't have the same ring to it

Now I’ve got that running through my head.

Man’s not hot

Well that's just payback for you running through my mind all day

I'm so sorry, that was awful please forgive me

Dude. Time out. 30 minutes in the naughty corner to think about the error of your ways.

Make me!

Such a brat! "

Just scratched the surface!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"…

And now with the Summer temperature reaching stratospheric levels, surely all males are now hot? Or are the "hot males" even hotter than before? If so, are all those profiles being rewritten as we speak?"

I’m a male who likes being hot!

You’ve actually reminded me to re-write my profile.

I’ll fill in later.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Male's not hot! Nah, doesn't have the same ring to it

You're hot enough, young Sirrah!

That's waaaaaay too complimentary. What the male version of a butterface?

Le beurre visage? Jülië's quite good with her French."

A prawn. Because you throw the head away. Langoustine or crevette if you want French. Why do you want French?

J

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By *weetiepie99Woman  over a year ago

cardiff


"Hot man....

Good looking and toned, to the point a woman won't be able to stand still and her knickers will fall down to the floor swiftly, while she doesn't know where to look and is unable to form sentences while perspiring and flushing red across her cheeks.... The face ones.

Bonus points if he doesn't mess her about and is great at fucking.

No conversational skills or personality required?"

I was going to say the same. 'Good looking and toned' doesn't equate necessarily to a 'hot' male

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By *riar BelisseWoman  over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

A man whose face, is just as attractive as his body, is a hottie for me

That feeling when you want them against the wall, whilst you are knelt down, his cock in your hand as he quivers excitedly...

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Male's not hot! Nah, doesn't have the same ring to it

You're hot enough, young Sirrah!

That's waaaaaay too complimentary. What the male version of a butterface?

Le beurre visage? Jülië's quite good with her French.

·

A prawn. Because you throw the head away. Langoustine or crevette if you want French. Why do you want French?

J"

Because you don't speak Catalan and I couldn't translate what Joe wanted to anything in Iberian. I have no idea where this thread is going.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"A man whose face, is just as attractive as his body, is a hottie for me

That feeling when you want them against the wall, whilst you are knelt down, his cock in your hand as he quivers excitedly..."

Compy, are you able to hold a conversation better than you can hold a cock?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"…

And now with the Summer temperature reaching stratospheric levels, surely all males are now hot? Or are the "hot males" even hotter than before? If so, are all those profiles being rewritten as we speak?

·

I’m a male who likes being hot!

You’ve actually reminded me to re-write my profile.

I’ll fill in later. "

Wôôdy: you've given me an idea for my next thread: "Will Fill In Later". Poor ole Will and Phil.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Male's not hot! Nah, doesn't have the same ring to it

You're hot enough, young Sirrah!

That's waaaaaay too complimentary. What the male version of a butterface?

Le beurre visage? Jülië's quite good with her French.

A prawn. Because you throw the head away. Langoustine or crevette if you want French. Why do you want French?

J"

Thank you! I am a prawn Nero

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

He's a hot male if he is someone who feeds me pasta and lobster. Who shows up in my city but I'm busy so he send me a stack just because I'm fine as hell. I'm his favourite lady. Maybe he has a Mer_edes.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"He's a hot male if he is someone who feeds me pasta and lobster. Who shows up in my city but I'm busy so he send me a stack just because I'm fine as hell. I'm his favourite lady. Maybe he has a Mer_edes. "

But he doesn’t have to be a white boy? Just checking

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Rewriting my profile to ensure that the ladies know I'm hot.

I mean, they did anyway. But spelling it out, that will definitely get me laid.

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

.


"He's a hot male if he is someone who feeds me pasta and lobster. Who shows up in my city but I'm busy so he send me a stack just because I'm fine as hell. I'm his favourite lady. Maybe he has a Mer_edes. "

I love that this is now making its way on to the fora more frequently. All I need is a white* boy on my roster.

*no but artistic license and all that

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By *riar BelisseWoman  over a year ago

Delightful Bliss


"A man whose face, is just as attractive as his body, is a hottie for me

That feeling when you want them against the wall, whilst you are knelt down, his cock in your hand as he quivers excitedly...

Compy, are you able to hold a conversation better than you can hold a cock? "

There's a few that know the answer to the question

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Hot male - look at me and think the opposite. You'll be about there.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"He's a hot male if he is someone who feeds me pasta and lobster. Who shows up in my city but I'm busy so he send me a stack just because I'm fine as hell. I'm his favourite lady. Maybe he has a Mer_edes.

But he doesn’t have to be a white boy? Just checking "

You don't need to check baby.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Dear Lådìes, Nøn-Bínarìes and Persons of Interest...

This holy † site is awash with people seeking "hot males". What exactly constitutes a "hot male"? Is there a scale that makes a male from a rotter to a hotter?

And now with the Summer temperature reaching stratospheric levels, surely all males are now hot? Or are the "hot males" even hotter than before? If so, are all those profiles being rewritten as we speak?"

Hotness is different for everyone. The look of a 'David Gandy' type could do it for some, while others see the ruggedness of a 'Viggo Mortensen' as super hot

For me, a hot man is a 'Kristofer Hivju' ice cream van man feeding me mint choc chip ice cream with his fingers whilst talking dirty in Bokmål

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"If you can keep me warm on a cold summer's day, you're hot "

There is a smörgåsbord of suitable men for you to choose from in this thread.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"He's a hot male if he is someone who feeds me pasta and lobster. Who shows up in my city but I'm busy so he send me a stack just because I'm fine as hell. I'm his favourite lady. Maybe he has a Mer_edes.

But he doesn’t have to be a white boy? Just checking

You don't need to check baby.

"

Ok. There’s hope for me yet.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Dear Lådìes, Nøn-Bínarìes and Persons of Interest...

This holy † site is awash with people seeking "hot males". What exactly constitutes a "hot male"? Is there a scale that makes a male from a rotter to a hotter?

And now with the Summer temperature reaching stratospheric levels, surely all males are now hot? Or are the "hot males" even hotter than before? If so, are all those profiles being rewritten as we speak?

·

Hotness is different for everyone. The look of a 'David Gandy' type could do it for some, while others see the ruggedness of a 'Viggo Mortensen' as super hot

For me, a hot man is a 'Kristofer Hivju' ice cream van man feeding me mint choc chip ice cream with his fingers whilst talking dirty in Bokmål"

This David Gandy you speak of — is he related to Mahatma Gandy? Because the great Mahatma was a hot male...and he wore a toga...and there's a thread about Togas in the forå.

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By *edeWoman  over a year ago

the abyss

When their body temperature is hotter than mine - which is not physically possible as they would be a walking fire hazard

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"When their body temperature is hotter than mine - which is not physically possible as they would be a walking fire hazard "

Call me the fireman.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Someone who carries themselves well.

Someone who can make you howl with laughter.

Someone who can hold your attention in conversation.

Someone who's chest glistens just out the shower.

Someone who takes you anywhere at any given moment.

Someone who can look in your eyes and you just know he's about to ruin you.

A gentleman in the streets, a freak in the sheets. Hot

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Dear Lådìes, Nøn-Bínarìes and Persons of Interest...

This holy † site is awash with people seeking "hot males". What exactly constitutes a "hot male"? Is there a scale that makes a male from a rotter to a hotter?

And now with the Summer temperature reaching stratospheric levels, surely all males are now hot? Or are the "hot males" even hotter than before? If so, are all those profiles being rewritten as we speak?

·

Hotness is different for everyone. The look of a 'David Gandy' type could do it for some, while others see the ruggedness of a 'Viggo Mortensen' as super hot

For me, a hot man is a 'Kristofer Hivju' ice cream van man feeding me mint choc chip ice cream with his fingers whilst talking dirty in Bokmål

This David Gandy you speak of — is he related to Mahatma Gandy? Because the great Mahatma was a hot male...and he wore a toga...and there's a thread about Togas in the forå."

Nero I thought you were the font of knowledge on such things

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By *tephanjMan  over a year ago

Kettering

I'm a gentleman of age. And I'm bloody hot.

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli

If I stand too close to a mirror it steams up, been known to start a campfire with nothing but my cock and a bit of thrusting

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hot man....

Good looking and toned, to the point a woman won't be able to stand still and her knickers will fall down to the floor swiftly, while she doesn't know where to look and is unable to form sentences while perspiring and flushing red across her cheeks.... The face ones.

Bonus points if he doesn't mess her about and is great at fucking."

Not Mess her about & good Fucking!!

Asking for a different cut from a whole classic cloth!"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That's a hard question to answer.

Everyone's idea of hot will be different.

I could see a ripped Adonis with a stunning face but if he's an idiot I won't want to be naked with him.

Personality is the difference between someone being hot in my eyes or not.

I have seen guys on here and IRL that are athletic, dad bods, bigger guy's and have fancied them.

You may not have a perfect body or face by media's standards but in my eyes you could be.

Add a sense of humor and a good personality into the mix and I'm like putty.

Em x"

Agreed,all or most hascto be done in person for the vibe to shine and flow.

It cant be done over messageing or text.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"If I stand too close to a mirror it steams up, been known to start a campfire with nothing but my cock and a bit of thrusting "

You should start a glass blowing business. You would be the next Lalique™.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"...This David Gandy you speak of — is he related to Mahatma Gandy? Because the great Mahatma was a hot male...and he wore a toga...and there's a thread about Togas in the forå.

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Nero I thought you were the font of knowledge on such things "

Font? I'm hot as Hell, hotter than Helvetica.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"When their body temperature is hotter than mine - which is not physically possible as they would be a walking fire hazard

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Call me the fireman. "

He's handsome... ... ^

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman  over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Bushy beard. Over 6ft. Front row esque. Gentleman/caveman. Dominant. Offffft

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman  over a year ago

Bedfordshire


"Someone who carries themselves well.

Someone who can make you howl with laughter.

Someone who can hold your attention in conversation.

Someone who's chest glistens just out the shower.

Someone who takes you anywhere at any given moment.

Someone who can look in your eyes and you just know he's about to ruin you.

A gentleman in the streets, a freak in the sheets. Hot "

Ooooooohhhh yes! That too!

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By *orbidden eastMan  over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

I don’t know what that means anymore, but today I’m definitely hot

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Someone who carries themselves well.

Someone who can make you howl with laughter.

Someone who can hold your attention in conversation.

Someone who's chest glistens just out the shower.

Someone who takes you anywhere at any given moment.

Someone who can look in your eyes and you just know he's about to ruin you.

A gentleman in the streets, a freak in the sheets. Hot "

Without the tinge of obsequiousness, that is one of the most profound things you've said.

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple  over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

I am told that a hot man will have to do nothing and women keep stop looking and stammer their words

But I have no personal experience of this

Marc

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"...This David Gandy you speak of — is he related to Mahatma Gandy? Because the great Mahatma was a hot male...and he wore a toga...and there's a thread about Togas in the forå.

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Nero I thought you were the font of knowledge on such things

Font? I'm hot as Hell, hotter than Helvetica."

But not quite as hot as Mrs Eaves. Now that is hot

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By *oyahandrussCouple  over a year ago

Nr Rugby


"Yeah but, there's hot and then there's hot.

Do you know what I mean.

.

And thats not even mentioning Hot, HOT, or hotttttt"

Then there is flaming lol

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By *edeWoman  over a year ago

the abyss


"When their body temperature is hotter than mine - which is not physically possible as they would be a walking fire hazard

Call me the fireman. "

Fireman have to wear protective gear to stop themselves getting burned

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"I am told that a hot man will have to do nothing and women keep stop looking and stammer their words

But I have no personal experience of this

Marc"

If you can light a Match to your Tinder then I'm sure you'll both live in perfect eHarmony.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hot male,that cheeky sparkle in his eyes,the ability to make you laugh ,who is just himself and knows how to treat a lady in and out of the bedroom,for me a hot male doesn't mean Hollywood good looks

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair

She knows a male when she feels one... ^

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"When their body temperature is hotter than mine - which is not physically possible as they would be a walking fire hazard

Call me the fireman.

Fireman have to wear protective gear to stop themselves getting burned "

This one doesn't.

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By *mf123Man  over a year ago

with one foot out the door

When they know they know

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

There really are a lot of very hot people on the site, from males, females and trans of all shapes and sizes. The key is self confidence for me, we all have flaws but when we own them, there is nothing stopping us

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

They’re like hot females, but male!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hot man..

Man who knows what he wants make out of his life. Man who knows his worth, he knows his dreams and are aiming for them. Man who struggles in life,but never will show others to see it. Man who never talks loud about his work,but does it in peace and in his own time.

Maybe this isn’t everyone cup of tea,but surely this is mine. This makes man hot in my eyes. Everything else is just bonus.

Alice

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hot man..

Man who knows what he wants make out of his life. Man who knows his worth, he knows his dreams and are aiming for them. Man who struggles in life,but never will show others to see it. Man who never talks loud about his work,but does it in peace and in his own time.

Maybe this isn’t everyone cup of tea,but surely this is mine. This makes man hot in my eyes. Everything else is just bonus.

Alice "

Effervescently cooling with those sentiments. Who put the "ice" in "Ålice"...?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"There really are a lot of very hot people on the site, from males, females and trans of all shapes and sizes. The key is self confidence for me, we all have flaws but when we own them, there is nothing stopping us "

Thank you, fine Sir!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mornin'

You rang?

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hot man..

Man who knows what he wants make out of his life. Man who knows his worth, he knows his dreams and are aiming for them. Man who struggles in life,but never will show others to see it. Man who never talks loud about his work,but does it in peace and in his own time.

Maybe this isn’t everyone cup of tea,but surely this is mine. This makes man hot in my eyes. Everything else is just bonus.

Alice

Effervescently cooling with those sentiments. Who put the "ice" in "Ålice"...? "

I’m pretty sure it was Ice Cold in Alex

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hot man..

Man who knows what he wants make out of his life. Man who knows his worth, he knows his dreams and are aiming for them. Man who struggles in life,but never will show others to see it. Man who never talks loud about his work,but does it in peace and in his own time.

Maybe this isn’t everyone cup of tea,but surely this is mine. This makes man hot in my eyes. Everything else is just bonus.

Alice

Effervescently cooling with those sentiments. Who put the "ice" in "Ålice"...? "

This Alice isn’t from “Alice in wonderland “ this is modern Alice , hunny x not everything is about looks, you can buy good clothes and good house, but personality- well, you learn and grow it by years. I would never settle for less.

Alice

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By *tevieg3222Man  over a year ago

Brighton

Hey I'm here

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hot man..

Man who knows what he wants make out of his life. Man who knows his worth, he knows his dreams and are aiming for them. Man who struggles in life,but never will show others to see it. Man who never talks loud about his work,but does it in peace and in his own time.

Maybe this isn’t everyone cup of tea,but surely this is mine. This makes man hot in my eyes. Everything else is just bonus.

Alice

Effervescently cooling with those sentiments. Who put the "ice" in "Ålice"...?

This Alice isn’t from “Alice in wonderland “ this is modern Alice , hunny x not everything is about looks, you can buy good clothes and good house, but personality- well, you learn and grow it by years. I would never settle for less.

Alice "

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hey I'm here "

Welcøme!

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