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By *iasubTV/TS
over a year ago
Ilkeston |
Thats got to be a compliment
A few work colleagues were absolutely slating the boss and didn’t realise they had joined the teams meeting. You have never seen so many people turn there cameras off and go on mute so quickly. It was very awkward after that |
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I took the dog out really early before it got too warm and he bent down to do a poop - I thought - and then let out the loudest fart I’ve ever heard. He looked round, smiled and just carried on 
I’m still laughing about it now  |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"I just got asked for id, trying to buy some beer for father's day. I'm 46.
What's happened that's made you laugh today?
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It's why I never shop for alcohol when out at supermarkets with Fox.
I'm sick of being asked if I'm buying booze for my daughter....... 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I took the dog out really early before it got too warm and he bent down to do a poop - I thought - and then let out the loudest fart I’ve ever heard. He looked round, smiled and just carried on
I’m still laughing about it now "
My EBT produces the foulest farts. He walks up to you, stretches, squeezes one out in the process, looks up, thinks 'hell, that's bad' and walks off, leaving you spluttering in his wake. |
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"I took the dog out really early before it got too warm and he bent down to do a poop - I thought - and then let out the loudest fart I’ve ever heard. He looked round, smiled and just carried on
I’m still laughing about it now
My EBT produces the foulest farts. He walks up to you, stretches, squeezes one out in the process, looks up, thinks 'hell, that's bad' and walks off, leaving you spluttering in his wake."
I think they’re hilarious when they do that |
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By *inger_Snap OP Woman
over a year ago
Hampshire/Dorset |
"I took the dog out really early before it got too warm and he bent down to do a poop - I thought - and then let out the loudest fart I’ve ever heard. He looked round, smiled and just carried on
I’m still laughing about it now "
bless him  |
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"I took the dog out really early before it got too warm and he bent down to do a poop - I thought - and then let out the loudest fart I’ve ever heard. He looked round, smiled and just carried on
I’m still laughing about it now
bless him "
I know. I told him he was a good boy when I stopped laughing. Hope getting ID made your day  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just got asked for id, trying to buy some beer for father's day. I'm 46.
What's happened that's made you laugh today?
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Maybe you don’t look 46.
I’ll need to see your face again to be sure  |
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By *inger_Snap OP Woman
over a year ago
Hampshire/Dorset |
"I just got asked for id, trying to buy some beer for father's day. I'm 46.
What's happened that's made you laugh today?
Maybe you don’t look 46.
I’ll need to see your face again to be sure "
I mean, I had my shades on, so he couldn't see my wrinkles/crows feet... But most of my tattoos were on show. I'm going to ask him how old he is with I go back lol |
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By *inger_Snap OP Woman
over a year ago
Hampshire/Dorset |
"Bet you're glad you carry your ID with you now!  "
I don't though... I had to leave the beer, bring my other shopping home (just bought an iced coffee, so couldn't leave everything and pop home - literally 2 minutes away) Going back in a minute |
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"Just went back... Didn't get asked by the girl on the checkout."
I can’t believe you didn’t protest! I’d have kicked off and, if they didn’t adjust their attitude, smashed the place up. No other reaction is proportionate.
In and old job I once knocked on a house door and said “Hello, is your mum there?!” She said “Mate, I own this place”
*Buries head in hands |
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