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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
A few ideas to entertain on these hot sweaty days.....
When nexrlt in Starbucks ask for an iced skinny latte with bulls milk.
Nip into your local Specsavers, walk up to the counter and when they ask if they can help simply say 'large Big Mac meal please'.
Phone claims direct and ask if they've recently been involved in an accident.
Any other bright ideas?   
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Condom with flour in it stuck over an exhaust pipe & held on with an elastic band.
When the car starts the condom fills with gas an pops and the flower looks like the engines blowing white smoke.
Remember to tuck it all in the exhaust so not obvious.
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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Condom with flour in it stuck over an exhaust pipe & held on with an elastic band.
When the car starts the condom fills with gas an pops and the flower looks like the engines blowing white smoke.
Remember to tuck it all in the exhaust so not obvious.
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That's a new one on me.
The onky exhaust gag I've ever known was the Beverley Hills Cop 'banana in the tailpipe' gag. 
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"Condom with flour in it stuck over an exhaust pipe & held on with an elastic band.
When the car starts the condom fills with gas an pops and the flower looks like the engines blowing white smoke.
Remember to tuck it all in the exhaust so not obvious.
That's a new one on me.
The onky exhaust gag I've ever known was the Beverley Hills Cop 'banana in the tailpipe' gag.
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secure a flat fish fillet to the exhaust with some wire- cooks lovely, smells bloody awful....for months! |
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By *imbo59seMan
over a year ago
North Norfolk area |
"Condom with flour in it stuck over an exhaust pipe & held on with an elastic band.
When the car starts the condom fills with gas an pops and the flower looks like the engines blowing white smoke.
Remember to tuck it all in the exhaust so not obvious.
That's a new one on me.
The onky exhaust gag I've ever known was the Beverley Hills Cop 'banana in the tailpipe' gag.
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secure a flat fish fillet to the exhaust with some wire- cooks lovely, smells bloody awful....for months! "
In this weather, pour some milk onto the carpet, rear seating area, boot area....and leave. It's horrible when it turns |
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