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What's something you can say during sex but also while on a plane

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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

You can enter from the front or rear .

Happy sunny Thursday evening everyone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ll just stay here until the others get off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I want to utterly ruin your flaps.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Would you like the beef?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can hold your hand if you're scared

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

There are 6 emergency exits

Marc

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When do the nuts come out?

Fasten your seatbelt, it’s going to get bumpy!

Can you speak French?

I’ve said all these!!!

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By *uvery30Woman over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Hold tight its going to get bumpy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Please mind yourself on the overhead lockers

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

Pass the sick bag.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Am going down..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you want to look out of the window?

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By *lik and PaulCouple over a year ago

cahoots

Brace brace brace

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

you might feel a bit of pressure

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

May day, may day, may day, we are going down

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Will you show me your cockpit?

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By *ildmanYorksMan over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

Ready for boarding!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't look down

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Put your own mask on first before helping anyone else.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

..Put your head between your legs…

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

We'll be reaching our destination shortly.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This is your captain speaking.

It's been a pleasure taking care of you today

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In case of emergency blow in here to inflate

(rather assuming this may be a single man and his sex doll)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Complete headcount and administer first aid

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By *aucasian GhandiMan over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Fuck were going down

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By *eeds fun guyMan over a year ago

yorkshire

Would you like any extra milk

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By *ullyMan over a year ago

Near Clacton

Hold this joy stick.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

When I go down, I go down in flames!

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By *imbo59seMan over a year ago

North Norfolk area

"In case of emergency blow in here to inflate

(rather assuming this may be a single man and his sex doll)

Immediately thought of the inflatable auto pilot in Airplane

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's the bomb!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

(Crew), sit down in full harness

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi Jack

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Something to suck on, sir?

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By *iasubTV/TS over a year ago

Ilkeston

Hold on tight we are going down

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By *ansoffateMan over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Now try and blow out of your nose till your ears pop.

I like to be helpful

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By *aucasian GhandiMan over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Please dont press that button for to long it's sensitive to the touch

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Welcome aboard! We're expecting everything to be nice and smooth.

"Awww, isn't it small" - those cute little cans of mixers

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Is this seat taken?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm terrified of flying

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The descent is approaching shortly

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By *itty9899Man over a year ago

Craggy Island

Brace yourself and prepare for impact we're coming in for a landing.

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By *r-8-BBCMan over a year ago

LONDON

Be prepared for turbulence

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Are the flaps set?

I'm sure we can squeeze your little one up in there too.

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman over a year ago

Next Door

The crew are here to help you

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By *r_PinkMan over a year ago

london stratford

Fasten your seatbelts,,,,,,,,, this is gonna be a rough ride

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By *omething4theweekend2023Couple over a year ago

newcastle

This is your captain speaking…

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman over a year ago

Next Door

Here's some tissues to mop up the wet

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

"Please mind yourself on the overhead lockers"

You mean overhead knockers, surely?

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By *aucasian GhandiMan over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

This is a non refundable ride...

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

Bring that chopper in to land on my runway. I’m wide open baby!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I know you might throw up but it'll be over soon

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan over a year ago

Gourock

Brace for impact

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By *2000ManMan over a year ago

Worthing

What was that sudden movement..woke me up.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Look at the size of that hanger

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By *ildmanYorksMan over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

Flaps are in position!

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By *rHotNottsMan over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Wake me up when the food is ready

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Would you like to try my joystick?

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By *HICKCHOCMan over a year ago

Blackpool

I got a heavy load

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By *helamontsCouple over a year ago

Edinburgh

Suck on this till your ears pop ...

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Oh, what a pretty landing strip!

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By *aggonerMan over a year ago

for a penny

Im afraid there is some congestion below, I’m going to try an emergency manoeuvre and come in from the other side. Please extinguish all cigarettes.

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By *uckMan over a year ago

Scunthorpe DN15

Undercarriage not opening, going to manual over-ride

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm sorry, my ears have popped again.

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By *estarossa.Woman over a year ago

Flagrante

Its not small, its far away...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Coming in for landing!

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By *aggonerMan over a year ago

for a penny

They look like insects down there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That's a well tended landing strip

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m going to have dump my excess fuel…..

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By *aggonerMan over a year ago

for a penny

I can smell burning, best check the undercarriage at the first opportunity

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuck me it’s a bit tight in here

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By *aggonerMan over a year ago

for a penny

"Fuck me it’s a bit tight in here"

That’s economy for you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fuck me it’s a bit tight in here

That’s economy for you. "

For the business class folks…. Fuck me this is a bit spacey

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you look closely, you can see the flaps moving

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By *aggonerMan over a year ago

for a penny

"Fuck me it’s a bit tight in here

That’s economy for you.

For the business class folks…. Fuck me this is a bit spacey "

We aim to provide plenty of legroom for the taller passenger

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By *aggonerMan over a year ago

for a penny

"If you look closely, you can see the flaps moving"

If you’re in the correct position you shouldn’t be able to see the flaps, though you may feel the movement.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You may experience a little wind turbulence

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By *uckMan over a year ago

Scunthorpe DN15

Long haul down under, stopping off half way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Am going down.."

That's exactly what I thought.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m carrying a lot of baggage

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We’re only using the back doors today Madame

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By *uckMan over a year ago

Scunthorpe DN15

[Removed by poster at 15/06/23 23:08:20]

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By *uckMan over a year ago

Scunthorpe DN15

Immelmann turn, half roll when you reach the peak

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By *estSussexLatinoMan over a year ago

Horsham

I'm gonna need a drink or two to get through this ride

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By *ldbutrandyMan over a year ago

West Midlands

Wake up love , it's over now. You fell asleep an hour ago.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan over a year ago

Bradford

Is this your first flight with us

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