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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I’ll start this off, but please, feel free to ask for some advice if like me, you’re perplexed at how to live this life alone.
Summer is here, so how do I put sun cream on my back?  |
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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago
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"I’ll start this off, but please, feel free to ask for some advice if like me, you’re perplexed at how to live this life alone.
Summer is here, so how do I put sun cream on my back? "
Get the mist sprays that don’t need rubbing in and hope you’ve got long arms  |
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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago
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"I’ll start this off, but please, feel free to ask for some advice if like me, you’re perplexed at how to live this life alone.
Summer is here, so how do I put sun cream on my back? "
I think I watched a movie where an attractive woman had that exact problem. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ll start this off, but please, feel free to ask for some advice if like me, you’re perplexed at how to live this life alone.
Summer is here, so how do I put sun cream on my back?
Get the mist sprays that don’t need rubbing in and hope you’ve got long arms "
I’ve got average arms. I might get average coverage right?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Get a mannequin.
Take the arm off.
Squeeze some on the hand
Rub.
It might not be consistent but a little is better than none."
It’s so foolish. This could work. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ll start this off, but please, feel free to ask for some advice if like me, you’re perplexed at how to live this life alone.
Summer is here, so how do I put sun cream on my back?
I think I watched a movie where an attractive woman had that exact problem."
Someone offered to rub it on them didn’t they?
Do you think rubbing sun cream onto someone is a gateway to sex? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Been a single bloke it's hard now if you was a single lady there would be a plethora of men to help so we burn is the short answer "
This is my realisation isn’t it? *sighs. |
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"I’ll start this off, but please, feel free to ask for some advice if like me, you’re perplexed at how to live this life alone.
Summer is here, so how do I put sun cream on my back?
I think I watched a movie where an attractive woman had that exact problem.
Someone offered to rub it on them didn’t they?
Do you think rubbing sun cream onto someone is a gateway to sex? "
Only if they do it with their cock |
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I used to have this working on building sites!!
I found I could take a longish piece of cling, fold it long flat and about 2 inches wide, put sun cream on it then rub it on your back as if drying with a towel! |
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"I used to have this working on building sites!!
I found I could take a longish piece of cling, fold it long flat and about 2 inches wide, put sun cream on it then rub it on your back as if drying with a towel!"
*cling film |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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squirt a load of sunscreen on your tiled bathroom floor (or tiled kitchen floor) then lay down on your back on top and move from side to side and up and down (similar to a bear scratching an itch on its back on against a tree, or a dog wiping its arse on the grass).
Failing that, pop outside, wolf whistle at a couple of builders and I am sure they will assist you.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"squirt a load of sunscreen on your tiled bathroom floor (or tiled kitchen floor) then lay down on your back on top and move from side to side and up and down (similar to a bear scratching an itch on its back on against a tree, or a dog wiping its arse on the grass).
Failing that, pop outside, wolf whistle at a couple of builders and I am sure they will assist you.
yw "
one might even come over with some cling film (I believe) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I used to have this working on building sites!!
I found I could take a longish piece of cling, fold it long flat and about 2 inches wide, put sun cream on it then rub it on your back as if drying with a towel!"
Fucking genius. 
Thank you.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"squirt a load of sunscreen on your tiled bathroom floor (or tiled kitchen floor) then lay down on your back on top and move from side to side and up and down (similar to a bear scratching an itch on its back on against a tree, or a dog wiping its arse on the grass).."
This was similar to what I was thinking. I was going to squirt it on a door.
HootyF above as made my idea sound idiotic
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd offer to do it for you but you're so far away the sun will have gone down.
What do I do with jars I can't open?
Who's going to deal with the wasps that trespass?
And who's putting the bins out as that's getting ridiculous now? |
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"I used to have this working on building sites!!
I found I could take a longish piece of cling, fold it long flat and about 2 inches wide, put sun cream on it then rub it on your back as if drying with a towel!
Fucking genius.
Thank you.
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 thinking outside the box haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Squirt it over someone else.
Apologise in the accepted local manner. Offer to help remove said cream expulsion.
Run your back over them while taking about drills being 15% off at local DIY store. |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
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"I'd offer to do it for you but you're so far away the sun will have gone down.
What do I do with jars I can't open?
Who's going to deal with the wasps that trespass?
And who's putting the bins out as that's getting ridiculous now?"
Tap the edge of the jar lid on the side of the worktop to help release the air seal |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"I’ll start this off, but please, feel free to ask for some advice if like me, you’re perplexed at how to live this life alone.
Summer is here, so how do I put sun cream on my back? "
Squirt copius amounts on a tree and do that 'bear scratching it's arse' thing against it.
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"Go to boots and buy a handle thingy with a foam pad on for it. Its in the old people section! "
That was going to be my suggestion too. Great minds!
Or one of those loofahs/body brushes on a stick. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ll start this off, but please, feel free to ask for some advice if like me, you’re perplexed at how to live this life alone.
Summer is here, so how do I put sun cream on my back?
Squirt copius amounts on a tree and do that 'bear scratching it's arse' thing against it.
A"
I don’t want to cream my arse!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Pop a status to asking for someone to come rub it in.
Mrs
I’m Gonna do it!!!
I shall tell you the results.
Yey!! Any luck? "
Honestly Nothing!!!! I could be a lobster by now and nobody would care!! |
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