FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > Tuesday's Late Late Nocturnal Thread©™, Part 2.
Tuesday's Late Late Nocturnal Thread©™, Part 2.
Jump to: Newest in thread
London calling to the faraway Fab towns, Nocturnal is here so all gather 'round.
London calling to the swing underworld, Come out from the shadows you Fab boys and girls!
Good Evening Lådies, Géntlemen, Non-Bìnaries and Persons of Interest, and welcome to the
-Tuesday Nocturnal Thread©™-
Why not stop by on this twilight neutral ground and say Hello. Tell us what you've been up to or join us for some frivolous chat until midnight and beyond...
Newbies, Veterans, Lurkers, Stalwarts, Nightshifters and Insomniacs are all very welcome. So join the midnight fellowship with alacrity.
Don't be shy — come and say Hi.
°
— Pårt 2 — |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
 |
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Vina... that's the one, amazing episode.
Bill.... it's even hotter than the last 2 days in here, my temp reads 39 and I've got fan on full blast so I'm heat ratty and want snow lol
And to everyone else Hey  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Hey I’m at work in the dark because of a sodding migraine, looking forward to Thursday morning cause it’s holiday time!!
"
•
Evening felicitations easygoingcouple²°²².
I hope yourgraine/mygraine gets better  ...** |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago
where the road goes on forever |
"Vina... that's the one, amazing episode.
Bill.... it's even hotter than the last 2 days in here, my temp reads 39 and I've got fan on full blast so I'm heat ratty and want snow lol
And to everyone else Hey "
shiny shy, sorry, they got those little one-room AC's, at least till winter rolls around |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Part 2! On a Tuesday? Go Nocturnalistas. 
J
However, Mrs J you are the record holder with your war and peace rivalling four part epic. "
Ohhhhhhh it's been bigger than that before. We've run out of internet paper before now  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"Vina... that's the one, amazing episode.
Bill.... it's even hotter than the last 2 days in here, my temp reads 39 and I've got fan on full blast so I'm heat ratty and want snow lol
And to everyone else Hey "
It is excellent! I love the way they actually leave it open and never deny that she's actually just trapped in her own mind.  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Hello again.
Nero I sent you a message by another means which I would be most obliged if you would peruse. "
•
It's heartbeat'ing at the top of my phone awaiting my anxious response. Once I'm done with these reprobates I shall give my undivided attention! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"What happened in the first thread?
Oi oi saveloy
Daniel! 
Wagwan rudeboy, long time no see
Respect. It's good to see you, man."
Yeah man seems like ages since I've seen the name Erect Jim being bandied about. Although in all fairness I've been neglecting the forums in recent years  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Part 2! On a Tuesday? Go Nocturnalistas.
J
However, Mrs J you are the record holder with your war and peace rivalling four part epic.
Once made it to a part 7 when I did it a few years ago "
Blimey! Was that an all-nighter? 
J |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Vina... that's the one, amazing episode.
Bill.... it's even hotter than the last 2 days in here, my temp reads 39 and I've got fan on full blast so I'm heat ratty and want snow lol
And to everyone else Hey "
•
Hey SexPøt! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Hello again.
Nero I sent you a message by another means which I would be most obliged if you would peruse.
•
It's heartbeat'ing at the top of my phone awaiting my anxious response. Once I'm done with these reprobates I shall give my undivided attention! "
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Part 2! On a Tuesday? Go Nocturnalistas.
J
However, Mrs J you are the record holder with your war and peace rivalling four part epic. "
•
She is, in the Ladies Singles ranking. But I think, and KC² can refute/verify, that jÏM once went beyond half a dozen. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Part 2! On a Tuesday? Go Nocturnalistas.
J
However, Mrs J you are the record holder with your war and peace rivalling four part epic.
Once made it to a part 7 when I did it a few years ago
Blimey! Was that an all-nighter?
J"
Back in what I refer to as the good old days when I had more free time the Nocturnal Roll Call thread used to regularly still be running when the morning thread started Lot more people used to work nights and be more active on the forums so wasnt unusual to get to page 4 or 5 even during the week. Miss the likes of Bladey, Seduced, Mrs. Hot and Horny and Suzy  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Hello....again
•
Hello again indeed, DanieLpieRced! Thanks for joining party/part².
How the devil are you old bean? All good I hope "
•
It's all good! You are a gem of a fellow and we're all the more honoured. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Hello....again
•
Hello again indeed, DanieLpieRced! Thanks for joining party/part².
How the devil are you old bean? All good I hope
•
It's all good! You are a gem of a fellow and we're all the more honoured."
What you like |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago
where the road goes on forever |
"Part 2! On a Tuesday? Go Nocturnalistas.
J
However, Mrs J you are the record holder with your war and peace rivalling four part epic.
Once made it to a part 7 when I did it a few years ago
Blimey! Was that an all-nighter?
J
Back in what I refer to as the good old days when I had more free time the Nocturnal Roll Call thread used to regularly still be running when the morning thread started Lot more people used to work nights and be more active on the forums so wasnt unusual to get to page 4 or 5 even during the week. Miss the likes of Bladey, Seduced, Mrs. Hot and Horny and Suzy "
I was about to say suzy , |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Part 2! On a Tuesday? Go Nocturnalistas.
J
However, Mrs J you are the record holder with your war and peace rivalling four part epic.
Once made it to a part 7 when I did it a few years ago
Blimey! Was that an all-nighter?
J
Back in what I refer to as the good old days when I had more free time the Nocturnal Roll Call thread used to regularly still be running when the morning thread started Lot more people used to work nights and be more active on the forums so wasnt unusual to get to page 4 or 5 even during the week. Miss the likes of Bladey, Seduced, Mrs. Hot and Horny and Suzy "
•
Suzy still pops up once in a while. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Vina... that's the one, amazing episode.
Bill.... it's even hotter than the last 2 days in here, my temp reads 39 and I've got fan on full blast so I'm heat ratty and want snow lol
And to everyone else Hey
•
Hey SexPøt!"
Melting pøt more like. Want to go for a November walk in cool Breeze with me lol |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
I've had fun. Last night my mum's boss texted me. My mum hadn't shown up to work, and hadn't responded to contact from work. I tried to contact my mum last night, no response.
I tried getting in touch with my mum this morning, no response. Checked in with her boss. He hadn't heard from her. He got a colleague to go round to the house. Her car was on the drive, colleague knocked the door, no answer.
I dial 999 for an ambulance. I tried my mum's phone again, she answered.
If it's not one thing it's your mother.
I then chilled out by watching a low budget 70s British sci-fi soft porn film that I'd recorded on London Live.
I've also had a stroll in Epping Forest. That's what I do now. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Part 2! On a Tuesday? Go Nocturnalistas.
J
However, Mrs J you are the record holder with your war and peace rivalling four part epic.
Once made it to a part 7 when I did it a few years ago
Blimey! Was that an all-nighter?
J
Back in what I refer to as the good old days when I had more free time the Nocturnal Roll Call thread used to regularly still be running when the morning thread started Lot more people used to work nights and be more active on the forums so wasnt unusual to get to page 4 or 5 even during the week. Miss the likes of Bladey, Seduced, Mrs. Hot and Horny and Suzy
•
Suzy still pops up once in a while."
I spoke to her a few months ago but sadly she hasn't been on for a while and I lost her phone number . Used to love our late night banter.
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Vina... that's the one, amazing episode.
Bill.... it's even hotter than the last 2 days in here, my temp reads 39 and I've got fan on full blast so I'm heat ratty and want snow lol
And to everyone else Hey
•
Hey SexPøt!
Melting pøt more like. Want to go for a November walk in cool Breeze with me lol"
•
Sounds like an arctic invitation worth accepting with sorbet relish! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"Vina... that's the one, amazing episode.
Bill.... it's even hotter than the last 2 days in here, my temp reads 39 and I've got fan on full blast so I'm heat ratty and want snow lol
And to everyone else Hey
•
Hey SexPøt!
Melting pøt more like. Want to go for a November walk in cool Breeze with me lol"
You need a mobile AC unit. We got one for my late wife because she similarly used to struggle in this heat. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Part 2! On a Tuesday? Go Nocturnalistas.
J
However, Mrs J you are the record holder with your war and peace rivalling four part epic.
Once made it to a part 7 when I did it a few years ago
Blimey! Was that an all-nighter?
J
Back in what I refer to as the good old days when I had more free time the Nocturnal Roll Call thread used to regularly still be running when the morning thread started Lot more people used to work nights and be more active on the forums so wasnt unusual to get to page 4 or 5 even during the week. Miss the likes of Bladey, Seduced, Mrs. Hot and Horny and Suzy "
Us newbies can be just as good  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I've had fun. Last night my mum's boss texted me. My mum hadn't shown up to work, and hadn't responded to contact from work. I tried to contact my mum last night, no response.
I tried getting in touch with my mum this morning, no response. Checked in with her boss. He hadn't heard from her. He got a colleague to go round to the house. Her car was on the drive, colleague knocked the door, no answer.
I dial 999 for an ambulance. I tried my mum's phone again, she answered.
If it's not one thing it's your mother.
I then chilled out by watching a low budget 70s British sci-fi soft porn film that I'd recorded on London Live.
I've also had a stroll in Epping Forest. That's what I do now."
A mother…… |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Vina... that's the one, amazing episode.
Bill.... it's even hotter than the last 2 days in here, my temp reads 39 and I've got fan on full blast so I'm heat ratty and want snow lol
And to everyone else Hey
•
Hey SexPøt!
Melting pøt more like. Want to go for a November walk in cool Breeze with me lol
•
Sounds like an arctic invitation worth accepting with sorbet relish! "
I'd have an article roll with you |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"What happened in the first thread?
Everything! Gosh, you really missed out! 
I've got nocturnal fomo.
•
Next time be early to avoid the fomo, mofo."
Fair do's, dood. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Hey I’m at work in the dark because of a sodding migraine, looking forward to Thursday morning cause it’s holiday time!!
•
Evening felicitations easygoingcouple²°²².
I hope yourgraine/mygraine gets better ...**"
Thank you, I hope it goes away soon, working till 7am ! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I've had fun. Last night my mum's boss texted me. My mum hadn't shown up to work, and hadn't responded to contact from work. I tried to contact my mum last night, no response.
I tried getting in touch with my mum this morning, no response. Checked in with her boss. He hadn't heard from her. He got a colleague to go round to the house. Her car was on the drive, colleague knocked the door, no answer.
I dial 999 for an ambulance. I tried my mum's phone again, she answered.
If it's not one thing it's your mother.
I then chilled out by watching a low budget 70s British sci-fi soft porn film that I'd recorded on London Live.
I've also had a stroll in Epping Forest. That's what I do now."
•
It's all go: from mother to porn without the scorn! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I've had fun. Last night my mum's boss texted me. My mum hadn't shown up to work, and hadn't responded to contact from work. I tried to contact my mum last night, no response.
I tried getting in touch with my mum this morning, no response. Checked in with her boss. He hadn't heard from her. He got a colleague to go round to the house. Her car was on the drive, colleague knocked the door, no answer.
I dial 999 for an ambulance. I tried my mum's phone again, she answered.
If it's not one thing it's your mother.
I then chilled out by watching a low budget 70s British sci-fi soft porn film that I'd recorded on London Live.
I've also had a stroll in Epping Forest. That's what I do now."
Bless you |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I've had fun. Last night my mum's boss texted me. My mum hadn't shown up to work, and hadn't responded to contact from work. I tried to contact my mum last night, no response.
I tried getting in touch with my mum this morning, no response. Checked in with her boss. He hadn't heard from her. He got a colleague to go round to the house. Her car was on the drive, colleague knocked the door, no answer.
I dial 999 for an ambulance. I tried my mum's phone again, she answered.
If it's not one thing it's your mother.
I then chilled out by watching a low budget 70s British sci-fi soft porn film that I'd recorded on London Live.
I've also had a stroll in Epping Forest. That's what I do now.
A mother……"
Jim's mum. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Vina... that's the one, amazing episode.
Bill.... it's even hotter than the last 2 days in here, my temp reads 39 and I've got fan on full blast so I'm heat ratty and want snow lol
And to everyone else Hey
•
Hey SexPøt!
Melting pøt more like. Want to go for a November walk in cool Breeze with me lol
You need a mobile AC unit. We got one for my late wife because she similarly used to struggle in this heat. "
I've put one in my amazon basket but gotta wait till Friday |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Hey I’m at work in the dark because of a sodding migraine, looking forward to Thursday morning cause it’s holiday time!!
•
Evening felicitations easygoingcouple²°²².
I hope yourgraine/mygraine gets better ...**
Thank you, I hope it goes away soon, working till 7am ! "
•
Is there any way that you can leave early? Perhaps 6.55am? Will they notice?  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I've had fun. Last night my mum's boss texted me. My mum hadn't shown up to work, and hadn't responded to contact from work. I tried to contact my mum last night, no response.
I tried getting in touch with my mum this morning, no response. Checked in with her boss. He hadn't heard from her. He got a colleague to go round to the house. Her car was on the drive, colleague knocked the door, no answer.
I dial 999 for an ambulance. I tried my mum's phone again, she answered.
If it's not one thing it's your mother.
I then chilled out by watching a low budget 70s British sci-fi soft porn film that I'd recorded on London Live.
I've also had a stroll in Epping Forest. That's what I do now.
•
It's all go: from mother to porn without the scorn! "
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I've had fun. Last night my mum's boss texted me. My mum hadn't shown up to work, and hadn't responded to contact from work. I tried to contact my mum last night, no response.
I tried getting in touch with my mum this morning, no response. Checked in with her boss. He hadn't heard from her. He got a colleague to go round to the house. Her car was on the drive, colleague knocked the door, no answer.
I dial 999 for an ambulance. I tried my mum's phone again, she answered.
If it's not one thing it's your mother.
I then chilled out by watching a low budget 70s British sci-fi soft porn film that I'd recorded on London Live.
I've also had a stroll in Epping Forest. That's what I do now."
Bloody mothers. Who'd 'ave 'em?
I spent a long time today trying to work out why my Dad booked a doctor's appointment. He can remember, obviously. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Vina... that's the one, amazing episode.
Bill.... it's even hotter than the last 2 days in here, my temp reads 39 and I've got fan on full blast so I'm heat ratty and want snow lol
And to everyone else Hey
•
Hey SexPøt!
Melting pøt more like. Want to go for a November walk in cool Breeze with me lol
•
Sounds like an arctic invitation worth accepting with sorbet relish!
I'd have an article roll with you "
•
An art tickle? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"Vina... that's the one, amazing episode.
Bill.... it's even hotter than the last 2 days in here, my temp reads 39 and I've got fan on full blast so I'm heat ratty and want snow lol
And to everyone else Hey
•
Hey SexPøt!
Melting pøt more like. Want to go for a November walk in cool Breeze with me lol
You need a mobile AC unit. We got one for my late wife because she similarly used to struggle in this heat.
I've put one in my amazon basket but gotta wait till Friday "
Expensive, but a godsend if you struggle. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I've had fun. Last night my mum's boss texted me. My mum hadn't shown up to work, and hadn't responded to contact from work. I tried to contact my mum last night, no response.
I tried getting in touch with my mum this morning, no response. Checked in with her boss. He hadn't heard from her. He got a colleague to go round to the house. Her car was on the drive, colleague knocked the door, no answer.
I dial 999 for an ambulance. I tried my mum's phone again, she answered.
If it's not one thing it's your mother.
I then chilled out by watching a low budget 70s British sci-fi soft porn film that I'd recorded on London Live.
I've also had a stroll in Epping Forest. That's what I do now.
Bloody mothers. Who'd 'ave 'em?
I spent a long time today trying to work out why my Dad booked a doctor's appointment. He can remember, obviously. "
He CAN'T remember.
Fucking autocarrot |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Vina... that's the one, amazing episode.
Bill.... it's even hotter than the last 2 days in here, my temp reads 39 and I've got fan on full blast so I'm heat ratty and want snow lol
And to everyone else Hey
•
Hey SexPøt!
Melting pøt more like. Want to go for a November walk in cool Breeze with me lol
You need a mobile AC unit. We got one for my late wife because she similarly used to struggle in this heat.
I've put one in my amazon basket but gotta wait till Friday
Expensive, but a godsend if you struggle. "
Oh it's a cheap thing less than 60£ and I'm unsure. That's why it's still in the basket x |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I've had fun. Last night my mum's boss texted me. My mum hadn't shown up to work, and hadn't responded to contact from work. I tried to contact my mum last night, no response.
I tried getting in touch with my mum this morning, no response. Checked in with her boss. He hadn't heard from her. He got a colleague to go round to the house. Her car was on the drive, colleague knocked the door, no answer.
I dial 999 for an ambulance. I tried my mum's phone again, she answered.
If it's not one thing it's your mother.
I then chilled out by watching a low budget 70s British sci-fi soft porn film that I'd recorded on London Live.
I've also had a stroll in Epping Forest. That's what I do now.
Bloody mothers. Who'd 'ave 'em?
I spent a long time today trying to work out why my Dad booked a doctor's appointment. He can remember, obviously.
He CAN'T remember.
Fucking autocarrot "
•
KC², have you had your Øvaltine™ ?  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"Vina... that's the one, amazing episode.
Bill.... it's even hotter than the last 2 days in here, my temp reads 39 and I've got fan on full blast so I'm heat ratty and want snow lol
And to everyone else Hey
•
Hey SexPøt!
Melting pøt more like. Want to go for a November walk in cool Breeze with me lol
You need a mobile AC unit. We got one for my late wife because she similarly used to struggle in this heat.
I've put one in my amazon basket but gotta wait till Friday
Expensive, but a godsend if you struggle.
Oh it's a cheap thing less than 60£ and I'm unsure. That's why it's still in the basket x"
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Vina... that's the one, amazing episode.
Bill.... it's even hotter than the last 2 days in here, my temp reads 39 and I've got fan on full blast so I'm heat ratty and want snow lol
And to everyone else Hey
•
Hey SexPøt!
Melting pøt more like. Want to go for a November walk in cool Breeze with me lol
•
Sounds like an arctic invitation worth accepting with sorbet relish!
I'd have an article roll with you
•
An art tickle?"
Damn i tried to flirt. Can you imagine what I'm like in real life with that fail! Lol |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I've had fun. Last night my mum's boss texted me. My mum hadn't shown up to work, and hadn't responded to contact from work. I tried to contact my mum last night, no response.
I tried getting in touch with my mum this morning, no response. Checked in with her boss. He hadn't heard from her. He got a colleague to go round to the house. Her car was on the drive, colleague knocked the door, no answer.
I dial 999 for an ambulance. I tried my mum's phone again, she answered.
If it's not one thing it's your mother.
I then chilled out by watching a low budget 70s British sci-fi soft porn film that I'd recorded on London Live.
I've also had a stroll in Epping Forest. That's what I do now.
Bloody mothers. Who'd 'ave 'em?
I spent a long time today trying to work out why my Dad booked a doctor's appointment. He can remember, obviously.
He CAN'T remember.
Fucking autocarrot
•
KC², have you had your Øvaltine™ ? "
I have a cup of tea here by the bed, untainted by my lips. I should neck it quick. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Vina... that's the one, amazing episode.
Bill.... it's even hotter than the last 2 days in here, my temp reads 39 and I've got fan on full blast so I'm heat ratty and want snow lol
And to everyone else Hey
•
Hey SexPøt!
Melting pøt more like. Want to go for a November walk in cool Breeze with me lol
You need a mobile AC unit. We got one for my late wife because she similarly used to struggle in this heat.
I've put one in my amazon basket but gotta wait till Friday
Expensive, but a godsend if you struggle.
Oh it's a cheap thing less than 60£ and I'm unsure. That's why it's still in the basket x"
•
For that price it's probably an evaporative cooler as opposed to an AC unit. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I've had fun. Last night my mum's boss texted me. My mum hadn't shown up to work, and hadn't responded to contact from work. I tried to contact my mum last night, no response.
I tried getting in touch with my mum this morning, no response. Checked in with her boss. He hadn't heard from her. He got a colleague to go round to the house. Her car was on the drive, colleague knocked the door, no answer.
I dial 999 for an ambulance. I tried my mum's phone again, she answered.
If it's not one thing it's your mother.
I then chilled out by watching a low budget 70s British sci-fi soft porn film that I'd recorded on London Live.
I've also had a stroll in Epping Forest. That's what I do now.
Bloody mothers. Who'd 'ave 'em?
I spent a long time today trying to work out why my Dad booked a doctor's appointment. He can remember, obviously.
He CAN'T remember.
Fucking autocarrot
•
KC², have you had your Øvaltine™ ?
I have a cup of tea here by the bed, untainted by my lips. I should neck it quick. "
•
Mmmmm...lips....necking.... |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I've had fun. Last night my mum's boss texted me. My mum hadn't shown up to work, and hadn't responded to contact from work. I tried to contact my mum last night, no response.
I tried getting in touch with my mum this morning, no response. Checked in with her boss. He hadn't heard from her. He got a colleague to go round to the house. Her car was on the drive, colleague knocked the door, no answer.
I dial 999 for an ambulance. I tried my mum's phone again, she answered.
If it's not one thing it's your mother.
I then chilled out by watching a low budget 70s British sci-fi soft porn film that I'd recorded on London Live.
I've also had a stroll in Epping Forest. That's what I do now.
Bloody mothers. Who'd 'ave 'em?
I spent a long time today trying to work out why my Dad booked a doctor's appointment. He can remember, obviously.
Of course he couldn't remember."
Is Jim's Mum okay, Jim? I know my Dad is not okay, but in a way that no-one can do anything about. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I've had fun. Last night my mum's boss texted me. My mum hadn't shown up to work, and hadn't responded to contact from work. I tried to contact my mum last night, no response.
I tried getting in touch with my mum this morning, no response. Checked in with her boss. He hadn't heard from her. He got a colleague to go round to the house. Her car was on the drive, colleague knocked the door, no answer.
I dial 999 for an ambulance. I tried my mum's phone again, she answered.
If it's not one thing it's your mother.
I then chilled out by watching a low budget 70s British sci-fi soft porn film that I'd recorded on London Live.
I've also had a stroll in Epping Forest. That's what I do now.
Bloody mothers. Who'd 'ave 'em?
I spent a long time today trying to work out why my Dad booked a doctor's appointment. He can remember, obviously.
He CAN'T remember.
Fucking autocarrot "
Of course he can't remember. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I've had fun. Last night my mum's boss texted me. My mum hadn't shown up to work, and hadn't responded to contact from work. I tried to contact my mum last night, no response.
I tried getting in touch with my mum this morning, no response. Checked in with her boss. He hadn't heard from her. He got a colleague to go round to the house. Her car was on the drive, colleague knocked the door, no answer.
I dial 999 for an ambulance. I tried my mum's phone again, she answered.
If it's not one thing it's your mother.
I then chilled out by watching a low budget 70s British sci-fi soft porn film that I'd recorded on London Live.
I've also had a stroll in Epping Forest. That's what I do now.
Bloody mothers. Who'd 'ave 'em?
I spent a long time today trying to work out why my Dad booked a doctor's appointment. He can remember, obviously.
He CAN'T remember.
Fucking autocarrot
•
KC², have you had your Øvaltine™ ?
I have a cup of tea here by the bed, untainted by my lips. I should neck it quick.
•
Mmmmm...lips....necking...."
I did it. I swallowed. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Vina... that's the one, amazing episode.
Bill.... it's even hotter than the last 2 days in here, my temp reads 39 and I've got fan on full blast so I'm heat ratty and want snow lol
And to everyone else Hey
•
Hey SexPøt!
Melting pøt more like. Want to go for a November walk in cool Breeze with me lol
•
Sounds like an arctic invitation worth accepting with sorbet relish!
I'd have an article roll with you
•
An art tickle?
Damn i tried to flirt. Can you imagine what I'm like in real life with that fail! Lol"
•
Let me do the flirting and woo'ing! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6k88oN_cCCI&pp=ygUYc3BhY2VkIG91dCBCcml0aXNoIGZpbG0g
Some clips from the low budget 70s British sci-fi soft porn film what I saw. ^ |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Happy hump day seeing as it's now Wednesday
•
My dear fellow, let's be all innocent and virginal and pretend it's still Tuesday!  "
Noooooo it's Wednesday it means it's one step closer to the weekend |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I've had fun. Last night my mum's boss texted me. My mum hadn't shown up to work, and hadn't responded to contact from work. I tried to contact my mum last night, no response.
I tried getting in touch with my mum this morning, no response. Checked in with her boss. He hadn't heard from her. He got a colleague to go round to the house. Her car was on the drive, colleague knocked the door, no answer.
I dial 999 for an ambulance. I tried my mum's phone again, she answered.
If it's not one thing it's your mother.
I then chilled out by watching a low budget 70s British sci-fi soft porn film that I'd recorded on London Live.
I've also had a stroll in Epping Forest. That's what I do now.
Bloody mothers. Who'd 'ave 'em?
I spent a long time today trying to work out why my Dad booked a doctor's appointment. He can remember, obviously.
He CAN'T remember.
Fucking autocarrot
•
KC², have you had your Øvaltine™ ?
I have a cup of tea here by the bed, untainted by my lips. I should neck it quick.
•
Mmmmm...lips....necking....
I did it. I swallowed. "
•
I think I'm ready for bed.... |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I've had fun. Last night my mum's boss texted me. My mum hadn't shown up to work, and hadn't responded to contact from work. I tried to contact my mum last night, no response.
I tried getting in touch with my mum this morning, no response. Checked in with her boss. He hadn't heard from her. He got a colleague to go round to the house. Her car was on the drive, colleague knocked the door, no answer.
I dial 999 for an ambulance. I tried my mum's phone again, she answered.
If it's not one thing it's your mother.
I then chilled out by watching a low budget 70s British sci-fi soft porn film that I'd recorded on London Live.
I've also had a stroll in Epping Forest. That's what I do now.
Bloody mothers. Who'd 'ave 'em?
I spent a long time today trying to work out why my Dad booked a doctor's appointment. He can remember, obviously.
Of course he couldn't remember.
Is Jim's Mum okay, Jim? I know my Dad is not okay, but in a way that no-one can do anything about. "
Jim's mum is okay. Thank you. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I've had fun. Last night my mum's boss texted me. My mum hadn't shown up to work, and hadn't responded to contact from work. I tried to contact my mum last night, no response.
I tried getting in touch with my mum this morning, no response. Checked in with her boss. He hadn't heard from her. He got a colleague to go round to the house. Her car was on the drive, colleague knocked the door, no answer.
I dial 999 for an ambulance. I tried my mum's phone again, she answered.
If it's not one thing it's your mother.
I then chilled out by watching a low budget 70s British sci-fi soft porn film that I'd recorded on London Live.
I've also had a stroll in Epping Forest. That's what I do now.
Bloody mothers. Who'd 'ave 'em?
I spent a long time today trying to work out why my Dad booked a doctor's appointment. He can remember, obviously.
Of course he couldn't remember.
Is Jim's Mum okay, Jim? I know my Dad is not okay, but in a way that no-one can do anything about.
Jim's mum is okay. Thank you."
•
—JimsMum'll FixIt— |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I've had fun. Last night my mum's boss texted me. My mum hadn't shown up to work, and hadn't responded to contact from work. I tried to contact my mum last night, no response.
I tried getting in touch with my mum this morning, no response. Checked in with her boss. He hadn't heard from her. He got a colleague to go round to the house. Her car was on the drive, colleague knocked the door, no answer.
I dial 999 for an ambulance. I tried my mum's phone again, she answered.
If it's not one thing it's your mother.
I then chilled out by watching a low budget 70s British sci-fi soft porn film that I'd recorded on London Live.
I've also had a stroll in Epping Forest. That's what I do now.
Bloody mothers. Who'd 'ave 'em?
I spent a long time today trying to work out why my Dad booked a doctor's appointment. He can remember, obviously.
Of course he couldn't remember.
Is Jim's Mum okay, Jim? I know my Dad is not okay, but in a way that no-one can do anything about.
Jim's mum is okay. Thank you.
•
—JimsMum'll FixIt—"
Yeah! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Good night all. Thank you for gracing my beautiful bestiary of Nøcturnal creatures.
The thread may well continue... Noc' yourselves out!"
Thanks for nocturnalling, Nero. Na night. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"My days are all back to front as I work on aus time in the uk lol xx
Wha?!
I’m based in uk but my job is in Australia so I start at 8am Melbourne time xx but it’s till the day before here x "
Crazy. x |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"The åuthor returns, albeit for a fleeting moment.
I'll share a fleeting moment with you Nerö.
"
•
Every second, every minute and every hour, my flower... time savoured, a lingering moment. You're not for the ephemera. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"A newly insomniac joining the ranks.
Post orgasmic chilling with wobbly legs and wide grin
•
Nocturne wishes simpLerpLeasures. May your legs be steadfast from now until the noon day Sun."
I thank you good sir, but I shall make sure she wobbles my legs every night from now till noon day Sun. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"A newly insomniac joining the ranks.
Post orgasmic chilling with wobbly legs and wide grin
•
Nocturne wishes simpLerpLeasures. May your legs be steadfast from now until the noon day Sun.
I thank you good sir, but I shall make sure she wobbles my legs every night from now till noon day Sun. "
•
Lucky legs / Wondrous wobbles! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"It's Boy George's birthday today. Happy birthday, George! 
How old do you think Boy George is?
•
60...?
Very close, 6².
Surely not 36 "
Hows Mach tonight? I've travelled through there many times. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
On this day 2022 the first controversial UK flight to take asylum seekers to Rwanda was cancelled after a last-minute legal ruling from the European Court of Human Rights. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"
Hows Mach tonight? I've travelled through there many times."
Tonight is quiet and cool.
Last night was a glorious thunderstorm night.
What brings you through our exceptionally beautiful area? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"It's Boy George's birthday today. Happy birthday, George!
How old do you think Boy George is?
•
60...?
Very close, 6².
Or do you mean v3844?
 "
That was supposed to be a square root
Of 3844 which is 62 |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"
Hows Mach tonight? I've travelled through there many times.
Tonight is quiet and cool.
Last night was a glorious thunderstorm night.
What brings you through our exceptionally beautiful area?"
I used to live in North West Wales. Now living in Shrewsbury,  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"It's Donald Trump's birthday today. Happy birthday, Donald!
How old do you think Donald Trump is?
Past his "use by" date...
Needs binning"
Is that why he's such a strange colour, he's gone mouldy!! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"It's Donald Trump's birthday today. Happy birthday, Donald!
How old do you think Donald Trump is?
Past his "use by" date...
Needs binning
Is that why he's such a strange colour, he's gone mouldy!! "
Yep, orange mold, highly toxic.
Spreads spores through thin thin hair.
Needs to be eradicated with fire |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
T
